Following.

At the time of the three poles of the sun.

Shao Li and Ye Qing got up and walked out of the house.

At this time.

Ji Nanshan is picking beans, loofahs, and cucumbers in the sand, and has not yet returned.

Ye Qing stretched his waist and looked sideways at Shao Li, who was yawning.

"Huh? Shao Li, why are your dark circles so heavy? ”

Shao Li yawned again, rolled his eyes at Ye Qing, and sneered twice: "Hehe~~~"

“？？？” Ye Qing frowned and looked at Shao Li: "Hehe, your sister...... Can you talk well? Tsk~~~ I said...... You can't be the eldest aunt coming, right? Such a weird temper? ”

Great aunt?

Listen to these three words.

Shao Li's body stiffened suddenly, and he slapped his head heavily, with a look of despair, a look of wanting to cry without tears.

Great aunt?

I don't want you as a relative......

Ye Qing looked at Shao Li's desperate expression, reached out and patted Shao Li's shoulder, and laughed so much that it was a schadenfreude: "Okay, don't have a painful expression, you have an egg now, don't worry, when your eldest aunt arrives, my sisters will generously share the bread with you." ”

"......" The corners of Shao Li's mouth twitched: Lao Tzu is not happy at all that you share this thing with me.

"By the way, do you use buns? Do you know how to stick bread? Ye Qing continued to ask.

"......" Shao Li looked at Ye Qing with the eyes of a fool.

"What do you mean by not talking? Yes? Or won't? ”

"......" Shao Li rolled his eyes at Ye Qing: I'm so tired, the female version of Tang Seng is online.

"By the way, to tell you a super funny joke, when I first came out of work, a female colleague of mine told me a joke, saying that when she was in junior high school, a little girl who came to menarche had never used a bun, and she ended up pasting it backwards, and the glued side was facing above her underwear, and as a result, not only did she miss a stool after a class, but she also ...... Hahaha~~~ It's still hairy...... Sister smash, don't you know how to pretend to understand, or you'll get hairy, hahaha~~~"

It's a joke.

It's not that funny.

But Ye Qing thought that under the beautiful skin in front of him, it was Shao Li, a man of more than one meter and eight meters, who was very clumsy and clumsy to paste the wrong bread, and suddenly he couldn't stop laughing, and his stomach hurt from laughing.

On lip service.

On the means of dealing with women.

Ye Qing is not Shao Li's opponent at all.

Ye Qing, who was gloating and laughing wildly, in the next moment, his right hand was held by Shao Li's hands, and then rubbed it with moderate strength.

Ye Qing was a little confused, and twitched his hand, but he didn't pull it out: "What, what are you doing?" ”

Shao Li smiled harmlessly, and said very enthusiastically: "Help you pinch, after all, your right hand was borrowed by your husband for so long last night, it must be very sore at this time, right?" ”

“？？？” Ye Qing was stunned for a moment, his face became popular as soon as he brushed it, and he withdrew his hand in annoyance and anger, and performed the lion's roar skill: "Get out of your death. state, you actually ...... Eavesdropping on ......"

"Lao Tzu is just listening to the light." Shao Li said that it is called calm, and that is called a reasonable and courageous.

“……”

Ye Qing was so ashamed that he couldn't find a crack in the ground and turned in, his face seemed to be on fire, and he rushed back to the bedroom as soon as he slipped away.

Shao Li looked at Ye Qing's embarrassed figure who fled in the wilderness, crossed his hands on his waist, looked up at the sky, and then rubbed the tip of his nose with the thumb of his right hand, very proud.

"Woman, you're still a little tender when you fight with Lao Tzu."

The next moment.

A cold male voice suddenly came from the side of the courtyard.

"What about Lao Tzu fighting with you?"

“？？？” Shao Li was immediately frightened: After the ball, the wife protector demon is back......