Chapter 065: Don't be provoked
Kingdee doesn't want to say that Yindie is still young, it has been a thousand years since he and his sister started to have a shadow, and according to reason, the age is indeed not small.
Even if they are not young, they have not yet cultivated into a human form, and it seems too early to talk about those things about marriage now.
Girls often love fantasies, and my sister is also a girl, so it's understandable to have such a dream.
"You like to marry so much, I will talk to my father and mother when I have the opportunity, and let them pay attention to it, so that I can find a wishful husband for you as soon as possible.
Some people still finger their stomachs for marriage, you are finally born, and you have cultivated into a human face, this marriage is a matter of time. ”
Kingdee followed her sister's words and said that she was overjoyed.
"Then I'll talk to my father and mother, so I can find a daughter-in-law for you as soon as possible, so that I can have a beautiful sister-in-law."
"Don't, a good man is ambitious in all directions, I don't want to be burdened by the love of my children, have you seen our father, the pain of lovesickness is indescribable.
Can't eat, can't sleep, dementia, the whole madman plus fool. I don't want a daughter-in-law, if you want to marry, marry your person, don't implicate me. ”
Jindee hurriedly declined Yindie's kindness, his ambition is great, what daughter-in-law is not a daughter-in-law, is it important to have a future?
"No, you are an elder brother, if you don't take your daughter-in-law first, how can your father and mother find Ruyi Langjun for me?"
"No, fate can be reluctant? I'm too lazy to talk to you, and there's no shadow yet, so I'm thinking about it first, it's really boring! As soon as the golden butterfly flapped its wings, it flew into the peony bushes.
Because he was afraid that his sister would continue to dwell on this boring topic, he shrunk himself into a small point and was in the stamen.
When Xiao Qi turned around, he found that his pair of baby bumps had already slipped away without a trace.
"I thought there were two searchlights behind me, and I was running faster than a rabbit!" Xiao Qi muttered to himself.
Kingdee is indeed Kingdee, smart and clever, observant of words and feelings, no wonder it has been conceived for more than 20 years. Hehe, as soon as the brother and sister left, Xiao Qi wanted to tease and tease the King of Ease, so he had no scruples.
Zidu's hands and eyes were still stupidly staying on Xiao Qi's exquisite face, and he had been looking at the old man for a long time, and he didn't have the heart to close his eyes.
"People are stupid, and they are stupid when they look at people!" Xiao Qibelly slandered, fortunately, he was full of confidence in his appearance, even if he looked at it for a long time, there was no flaw for her to choose.
"Seven fairies, it's really seven fairies, I didn't dream." After staring at Xiao Qi for a while, Zidu wiped his eyes and asked with a smile.
Xiao Qi joked: "Is it a dream, you don't count, why don't you throw you into the river and splash a few times, so that you can be more conscious." ”
"Go to the water, I can't swim!" Zidu said honestly.
"You, stupid, fortunately you were born in the emperor's family, otherwise you would have starved to death." Xiao Qi poked him lightly on the forehead.
Her naughty actions made Zidu think about it, and the strange light emitted from her eyes almost burned Xiao Qi to death.
Xiao Qi couldn't help but glance at him, and found that Zidu's face was crimson, like a shy rose, quietly blooming.
Xiao Qi snickered, King Xiaoyao is the father of two children, and he is still so pure.
Xiao Qi deliberately leaned over, blew the aroma into Zidu's ear, and asked softly, "Tell me, what did you do to me in your dream?" ”
"In the dream, no...... Xiao Wang...... Xiao Wang didn't dare, didn't dare to ......"
Xiao Qi continued to say in a strange manner, "Blushing like Guan Gong, don't you dare, who are you fooling, say, do you feel very hot now, hot like a pot of charcoal?" ”
"Damn it! Damn it! ”
Zi is embarrassed, and he can't pull out his hand, otherwise he will definitely open the bow left and right and slap himself N times.
"I blasphemed the Seven Fairies, and I want the Seven Fairies to forgive!" Zidu snorted with a red face.
"Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan is not a cloud, do you know what this means?" Xiao Qi chuckled.
"Know, it's a poem of loyalty to love." Zidu was busy answering.
"In addition to talking about loyalty to love, I also tell you that the goddess is also a woman, and she can also stage the affairs of Wushan with King Chuxiang."
"But that's just a legend, I don't know...... Is it true or fake? "The son stuttered a little.
Xiao Qi raised his head and looked at the elegant face of the Easy King, whose pale face turned into a red apple because of nervousness and shyness.
"Say, did you want to be disrespectful to me in your dreams?" Xiao Qijiao accentuated her tone.
"I didn't ...... Xiao Wang didn't dare, didn't dare to ......" Zidu panicked, and his speech became unfavorable.
"Hehe, I don't dare, but there are so many women in your palace, and they don't need to be idle there, this is not a kiss between men and women, but a confinement and persecution of human nature.
So do you want to have a baby with a woman? Xiao Qi does not shy away from talking about these privacy.
"Yes!" These words were held in Zidu's throat for a long time before he spit them out.
"Hee-hee, yes, that's right, if you don't want to, you're a pervert. Young men and women, which boy is not good at love, and which girl is not good at spring.
Xiao Qi's thinking is too avant-garde, and he can't catch up even if he takes a plane and rocket.
"Hehe, my stupid prince, since you want a woman, there are so many warblers and swallows around you, isn't it easy to pull one casually? I think that red-sleeved girl next to you is good. ”
"Whatever, how can this work!" Zidu suddenly became excited and protested loudly.
"Why not, aren't the emperors all like that?" Xiao Qi suddenly remembered that Nan Jin was the prince of the palace girl, and laughed evilly.
"I'm not the emperor, even if it's the emperor, I like to drown three thousand and only take one scoop to drink." Zidu was angry, although the voice was soft, but it was indestructible.
Drowning three thousand, only take one scoop to drink, this prince was born in the wrong era, in this era, it seems that they are all three wives and four concubines, and the picture is to spread branches and leaves, and have many sons and blessings. The more wives you have, the more opportunities you have to have children, especially the rich and powerful.
"Hehe, your mentality, sooner or later you will suffer, you only take one scoop of drink out of the three thousand drowning waters, I don't know who that scoop is? Of course, don't be me, I'm unreliable! Xiao Qi continued to smile hippie, without any seriousness.
"However, I only have the Seven Fairies in my heart, you and a woman, so what can I do?" Zidu looked at the amiable Seven Fairies in horror and muttered.
"Then how can I do it, fool, I am a Seven Fairies, it is not easy to come here, you are so infatuated, my sin will be great." Xiao Qi didn't want to hang himself on the tree of this infatuated prince, this kind of lovesick man can't be provoked.