220. Centipede is still Wu Gong
After I packed the lunch box, I was about to return to the hotel, but halfway through, I heard a noisy sound, squeezed over to take a look, and found that it was a person who was about to jump off the building, and a large group of people gathered below, and this is a high-end hotel, a fat young man stood on the balcony, holding a red wine bottle in one hand, wiping snot and tears in the other, wah wow yelled: "She doesn't want me anymore, she doesn't want me...... I gave up together for her, I gave up my job in Guangzhou for her, but why...... She's leaving me......"
There are more and more people watching the excitement around, and all kinds of concerned or nervous words are constantly connected, and at the same time, there are bursts of banter in the crowd.
"It's been more than half an hour, and I haven't jumped down, it's a waste of time!"
"I think this is a turtle grandson, dare to do this but don't dare to jump, it's really a dog!"
I listened to it funny, so I squeezed through the crowd and shouted at the girl: "Brother, if you want to jump, jump down quickly, this scene has no ending, everyone is reluctant to leave, you give everyone a good time!" Listen to my brother's words, if you want to be happy, don't grind, like a big girl! ”
"Ya, have you ever been dumped, how do you understand my mind, I think you are just a dick, why order me, grandpa, I really won't jump, I'm in a hurry to kill you!" The fat man said.
I put the packed noodles in my arms and said with a smile: "Brother, if I am you, I will not be embarrassed here if I dig a pit and buy myself, do you think you are very good?" Wearing a big pants and a white vest, I don't know that I think you are a sixty or seventy-year-old uncle, and when you are dancing in the square, you are stepped on by the aunt and can't think about it, looking for death and life! ”
"Mother Xipi, who are you scolding!" That buddy suddenly became angry.
I laughed: "Brother, don't you know who I scolded, by the way, I forgot, you don't have mud around you now, you can't dig a pit, you should go find a rope to hang yourself, but as far as you are a big man, I advise you to choose a stronger rope, otherwise I'm afraid that if you don't die, this rope will collapse, and it will be a waste of national resources!" ”
The other party was angry and angry by what I said, but the danger happened at this time, I saw that his feet were unstable, his body shook suddenly, with a scream like killing a pig, and immediately fell down, and a person next to me immediately scolded me: "Look at your crow's mouth!" ”
"Help me hold it!" I handed him the noodles, and I ran towards the falling buddy, I stepped on the wall, turned over suddenly, grabbed the buddy's hand, and used all my strength to throw him into a garbage truck not far away, the garbage truck was full of plastic bags, this guy fell on the garbage heap, although very embarrassed, but still safely rolled to the ground, all over the body of rotten vegetable leaves and garbage fragments.
The people around cheered, and the guy was even more stupid, looking at me blankly, suddenly I saw the wine bottle falling down at this time, and quickly turned over and kicked the wine bottle to pieces, otherwise the wine bottle smashed on the head, otherwise it would take away a fresh life.
The buddy's mouth opened, as if he wanted to say something, but he still didn't say it, I took the noodle bowl, and walked towards the buddy in the surprised eyes of everyone, I said: "Big man, with this handle under your body, isn't it just that women don't want you, why can't you think about it, brother, I have also encountered it, don't hold on to it, now that you're about to get married, you want to open it, I'm sorry for what I said just now, I'm trying to provoke you, I was going to make you afraid to go back, but I didn't expect you to fall off." ”
The fat buddy's mouth twitched, and he said: "Brother, brother, thank you, I won't jump off the building again, the feeling of jumping off the building is too terrifying, I really drank too much to do this...... I...... My name is Wu Gong, I don't know what my eldest brother's name is? ”
"Wu Gong? Interesting, who is the centipede in your family? I laughed.
The other party said: "When I was a child, my friend also called me centipede, but this name was calculated for me by a fortune teller......
"It's good, you can just call me Ah Long, I just came to Luoyang." I smiled and said, "I'll deliver food to your sister-in-law first, and we'll get together again when we get back." ”
Wu Gong heard that I had just arrived, and immediately said: "Brother Long, then I'll teach you Brother Long, you just came to Luoyang, this house must not have been implemented, the rent in Luoyang is expensive, it is better for you to come to my house, my house is big, and it is no problem to accommodate the two of you." ”
I raised my eyebrows, looked at the fat man in front of me, and said in my heart that his nature was not bad, which could be seen from the beautiful eyes, so I said: "Nacheng, you give me a business card." ”
He wiped his ass and said, "That's it, I'll come to you when I go back, it's not that I just came down, and I didn't bring anything out......"
"Haha, I understand, I live in Chaoyang Hotel." I laughed.
The other party nodded, and immediately went back, and when I returned to the hotel, I found that the noodles were already sticky, and immediately I apologized and apologized, I said: "Daughter-in-law, I saved a brother who jumped off the building on the way, and I forgot about this stubble." ”
"You......" Zhao Xiwen glanced at me faintly, but still took the noodles in my hand, put the noodles that had formed into lumps into her mouth, and said, "How is that person?" ”
"It's okay, it's a big deal." I laughed.
Zhao Xiwen nodded and said: "That's good, the phone card is in my bag, you can pick one at random, this is a couple number!" ”
"Okay, the card number Wenwen picked, that's the card number I like." As I spoke, I immediately reinserted the phone card, and at this time Zhao Xiwen said: "But I still don't do much like this recently, after all, now that multimedia is developed, especially the Internet, as long as anyone takes pictures of you saving people, if it spreads, I'm afraid things won't be good......"
"I know, I only thought of it when I came back, but it was a human life after all, maybe if I chose the second time, I would also choose to save people." I also started eating the noodles and found that the clumps of noodles tasted good.
Zhao Xiwen took a sip of noodle soup, took a small bite of the poached egg on it, and then the remaining half was sandwiched into my bowl, she said: "You eat more, I won't talk about you saving people, after all, we cultivators, when we encounter such a situation, we should enjoy the help of ancient chivalrous people, you are doing the right thing, this is my man." ”
I smiled, then leaned in and said, "Is that a reward?" ”
"What's the reward? Recently, my body has been inconvenient......" Zhao Xiwen laughed, and shook a pack of unopened aunt paper in front of my eyes, "It's a pity, we didn't grow vegetables last few times, and Xiao Wenlong can't get out!" ”
"I noticed this morning that your body seemed to be a little unwell, you ...... Menstrual cramps? I said.
Zhao Xiwen bit her lip, put down the noodle bowl, and sandwiched all the noodles inside into my bowl, her face was ruddy, and she nodded.
I hurriedly hugged Zhao Xiwen, and I said, "Then I'll buy some brown sugar, you wait......"
"Don't, just help me warm up......" Zhao Xiwen put my hand on her lower abdomen, and at the same time I felt a feeling of trust.
And Zhao Xiwen said: "Your hands are so hot......"
"It's good to burn, it can relieve your fever...... I'm so incompetent to ignore this stubble. "I blamed myself.
Zhao Xiwen stroked my cheek, she said: "Okay, I didn't tell you, you don't know, in fact, don't care about this matter, I used to survive alone, for me, this pain is nothing." ”
"In the future, the two of us will boil this pain." I hugged Zhao Xiwen in my arms.
"Okay......" Zhao Xiwen responded in a low voice, and then obediently hid in my arms and laughed: "You help me to cook the heat, don't make it ...... bad"
"Then I'll activate the vibration mode, so that it can generate heat even more!"
"Don't, don't! I can't stand you like this...... Don't move, don't move! Zhao Xiwen's smile trembled, and when she was sweet outside, suddenly at this moment, the doorbell rang, and she didn't know who came over.