On the first day of the first month of March, the Emperor of Heaven held a feast in Hanxiao Palace and specially invited me. At that time, I was indulging in the mortal realm for more than a month, and when I was found by the immortal official who sent the message, I was already drunk and unconscious in the arms of four or five girls.

The banquet was originally personally ordered by me a few days ago, and the person who came to deliver the invitation was also the immortal official today.

The post said that the stars in the sky have recently shifted and the stars of the Milky Way have fallen, and these two catastrophes are imminent, and the Emperor of Heaven thinks I have a way and invites me to discuss. Now I am living happily in this rouge pile in the mortal world, and I have forgotten about this incident.

The immortal official hurriedly flew to Hanxiao Palace with the paralyzed god on his back, and on the way of this bright spring, it was inevitable that the immortal who met came over to ask the god what was wrong, and the immortal official took the trouble to explain to the immortals: "Lord Sushu was entangled by a group of girls in the mortal fireworks land for more than a month, and his body was tired. ”

I was so drunk that I couldn't hear the movement around me clearly, but he repeated this sentence dozens of times along the way, and then I remembered it. So much so that when he came to the Emperor of Heaven, in front of more than 100 priests, he kowtowed, and said the truth: "The Emperor of Heaven forgives his sins, the mortal girl is delicate and handsome, and she will serve people, Su Shu was excited for a while, and he forgot to return ...... drunk."

In the confusion, the sighs of the gods in the hall have risen one after another.

I raised my hand and stabilized the jade crown on my head, but I didn't stabilize my brain, only to hear myself kowtow again, and said even more absurdly: "If the Emperor of Heaven and the immortals are interested, Sushu will list these places for everyone to go to every day, hahahaha, you don't need to thank you!" You're welcome! ”

As soon as the words fell, the sighing voice was even stronger, I kowtowed two heads in succession, my brain swayed when I got up, my body was unstable, and I was almost planted on my back. When he helped me to sit down, he didn't forget to whisper a reminder: "Look at my father's face." ”

As soon as I looked up, I saw the Hanxiao Palace, the Nine Dragons Throne, the Emperor of Heaven was furious, his beard trembled, and his eyes were like copper bells.

I shivered in hindsight, and hurriedly knelt down, wanting to beg for mercy, but just opened my mouth but there was a series of wine burps, I was afraid that the smell was not good, and I was afraid that I would vomit, and the priests around me covered their noses and dodged, and the one at the table next to me even secretly dragged his food table away. I lay on the ground and quickly kowtowed a few more times, and accidentally knocked a little hard, and I felt that even my brain was shaken a few times. Chang Jue hid his face beside himself and sighed: "Su Shu, you kowtow a little too much today." ”

The corners of the Heavenly Emperor's mouth trembled a few times before he said, "Aiqing......"

My heart trembled into several petals, and as soon as his old man called me "Aiqing", there must be something big.

Sure enough—

"In the past six months, the Nine Heavens Milky Way has been destroyed, and the stars have shifted greatly, these two signs are vicious and treacherous, and the Six Realms are afraid that they will suffer a catastrophe. Aiqing used fish scales to make up for the Milky Way stars 10,000 years ago, I don't know if there is a magic way to dissolve the catastrophe this time? ”

As soon as the deity heard the word "fish scales", his stomach twitched, and he vomited.

The spitting and burping also subsided. Dizzy, I felt that someone behind me was going to help me up, I thought it was a long trick, so I said that it was okay, raised my sleeve and wiped my mouth, and got up by myself. The man behind him didn't step forward again.

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, this catastrophe, don't say it's fish scales, it's just chopping the plain book into fish stuffing, I'm afraid I won't be able to make up for the stars of the Milky Way." I say.

The Heavenly Emperor sat upright, frowning, and said, "So, Aiqing has no choice?" ”

"There's a way, there's a way!" I was dizzy and my mind lit up, and I hurriedly said.

"Oh? What can be done, Aiqing, please speak! ”

I ran up to him and said, "Su Shu wants to recommend an immortal who can save the common people from fire and water to the Emperor of Heaven!" ”

"Which immortal?" The Heavenly Emperor leaned forward, his face excited.