Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Guts Are Fat
Emma, Junchen had an awkward relationship with the marshal, beauty, you are still fanning the flames here, you should learn from her, and run away non-stop when you should leave......
Jun Xi ran away in a smoke, arrived at the martial arts arena, and accepted Aunt Mo's ear to face the order, it was nothing more than that he couldn't live up to Jun Chen, Jun Xi wanted to cry without tears...... She is the one who has been persecuted, why is everyone looking for Junchen!
However, the ointment that Junchen applied to her last night really worked, and today's hands were swollen, and there was only a small red mark left where the tiger's mouth was cracked. If not, I'm afraid I won't even be able to hold a gun this time.
was chased by Aunt Mo and beaten until noon, and today Junxi finally got a bowl of viscous green vegetable millet porridge.
Junxi was going to take a nap, but the beauty in red came to her tent.
For this uninvited guest, Jun Xi expressed his helplessness: "Girl, I still have to practice guns in the afternoon...... "What's the matter, you can say it quickly."
"We are all so familiar, you still call me girl, it sounds weird, my name is Situ Feiyun, the third in the family, and the elders all call me junior, but I am older than you, you still call me Sister Feiyun!" The beauty in red took Jun Xi familiarly.
Junxi: "...... counts this time, I've only seen them twice, when did they get acquainted?"
Situ Feiyun obviously didn't care what Jun Xi was thinking, grabbed her and walked out: "Let's go, I'll take you to a good place!" ”
Jun Xi struggled twice, and found that the girl's hand strength was quite strong, and she was dragged away by her.
"I know you're practicing guns now, my sword skills are pretty good, I'll be your sparring ......partner in the future," Situ Feiyun babbled all the way alone.
Seeing that they were far away from the barracks, Jun Xi really couldn't figure out what this woman wanted to do, so he threw away her hand and said, "Where are you going to take me?" ”
Situ Feiyun scratched the back of his head and smirked for a while before he said, "Wangbei and your boy are swimming by the river in winter, let's go take a peek!" ”
Jun Xi's brain crackled and exploded fireworks!
This girl's brain circuit is different from that of a normal person!
Situ Feiyun was already like a sister, so he grabbed her neck and continued to drag it over there: "I don't dare to go alone, if I take you, my guts will be fat......"
Junxi hugged a small poplar on the side of the road: "I won't go, I won't go ......"
She doesn't want to die! It's enough to know what Junchen and the marshal are, if they break it, her life will be difficult to protect!
"Hmmm......"
A woman's gasp suddenly sounded in the lonely mountains, and Jun Xi and Situ Feiyun were stunned.
The Shanxi camp was originally far away, and there was not even a village nearby, where did the woman come from?
The two of them looked at each other, and both silently approached the source of the sound.
"You mean, the county lord of Zhenbei Wang practiced martial arts in the army?" The woman's voice is soft and feminine.
"It's true that you are on leave to practice martial arts, and you can warm the bed for the prince." The man scoffed.
"I have to go," the woman said, .......
"That's leaving?" The man was dissatisfied.
There was a humming chirping sound......
"Anti-...... Defense Map...... Gotta give it to the Lord...... "The woman couldn't speak."
"Lao Tzu did this for you with his head!" The man said.
"I know your goodness, when Yan Wangbei is defeated, I will have to give you an official and a knight......" The woman smiled coquettishly.
Jun Xi still wanted to hear something more, but as soon as Situ Feiyun heard that the dog man and woman wanted to target Yan Wangbei, he couldn't squat down, and rushed out with an arrow step: "In broad daylight, men thieves and female prostitutes!" ”
The person who twisted like a snake was frightened by the person who suddenly jumped out, and the man should have reached a critical time, and he was so frightened that he had no interest.
Seeing that there was only one woman, Situ Feiyun, the two of them did not panic, and the woman was not afraid of the cold, picked up the clothes spread on the ground, and put them on in front of the two without hesitation.
"Wrongdoer, such a yellow-haired girl, I'll leave it to you!" The woman fastened the last tie on her clothes, and her voice was languid.
The moment the woman got up, Jun Xi was so disgusted that she couldn't do it!
That woman is not her fifth uncle Xinna's concubine, Aunt Hu!
The man should be a person from the barracks, and he also got up and put on a suit of armor at will, and sneered: "Marshal's woman, I really want to taste it......"
This pair of dogs and men, Jun Xi was so disgusted that he was about to vomit.
Situ Feiyun's sister is really stupid, either she just listens to the corner like her, or she rushes out and kills them with a knife!
"Look for death!" Situ Feiyun was furious, and he was about to attack with his bare hands.
Jun Xi couldn't continue to pretend to be dead, so he took out a packet of powder from his arms, sprinkled it vigorously over there, jumped out, and shouted: "You have been caught in the secret five steps of the Tang Sect!" ”
Everyone moved.
Situ Feiyun shouted: "Then what should I do? ”
Jun Xi staggered over, and a pill that she didn't see clearly was fed into Situ Feiyun's mouth by her.
"That's the antidote." Jun Xi said.
"You think I'm going to believe in your tricks?" The man had a long scar on his face, and his eyes were full of gloom.
Jun Xi swore with a sworn face: "Who wants you to believe?" If you kind of take five steps! ”
The man sneered, and really took a step, one step, two steps, three steps......
"Do you feel weak in your legs and feet, stagnation in your abdomen, and poor breathing......" Jun Xi said quietly.
That's what it withered, isn't that?
The man hesitated for a moment, but finally did not dare to take another step.
"Bring the antidote!" The man shouted angrily.
"People like you are only worthy of dying with their intestines pierced through their stomachs!" Jun Xi half-squinted and spoke.
"Lord...... I have the blood of your Jun family in my belly, do you want to watch me die? Aunt Hu touched her abdomen and spoke coquettishly.
Jun Xi was disgusted by her again.
Situ Feiyun touched Jun Xi's hand: "Are you a child husband?" ”
Jun Xi said with a dark face: "My fifth uncle's." "As long as it's a mother, her fifth uncle shouldn't refuse.
Situ Feiyun sighed and asked, "Then what now?" ”
Eldest sister, you jumped out so heroically that you didn't think about what to do at all?
Jun Xi helplessly held his forehead: "Tie it up, press it back." ”
Situ Feiyun: "Oh. ”
Seeing that the girl was going to go over and tie it up again, Jun Xi's heart was really broken.
The red phosphorus soft whip wrapped around the man's neck, and Jun Xi jumped onto a big tree next to him, using the branches of the big tree as the balance point, and directly hung the man up.
The feeling of suffocation made the man blindly grasp the whip wrapped around his neck, straighten his toes and try to find a point of focus.
Seeing this, Aunt Hu smiled softly: "There is nothing to scatter at all, right?" ”
Jun Xi only shouted coldly at Situ Feiyun: "Pick off his hands and feet!" ”
They don't have ropes, they can't tie people back. What she had just said was purely a distraction.
Situ Feiyun sighed, she didn't dare to do anything, although she is the daughter of Jiangmen, she has also learned some kung fu since she was a child, but this kind of thing, she has really never done it!
It's too late!
Aunt Hu had already smiled and took out a small dagger and walked towards them: "Both of them are little beauties like flowers and jade, peel off your skin and give it to the Lord, the Lord will definitely like it when he sees it!" ”
Her words gave goosebumps to both of them.
Situ Feiyun picked up the man's knife and slashed it: "The old lady has learned the big knife for more than ten years, and she can't win you!" ”
It's true that you can't win!
Aunt Hu's posture can be called weird, and she can't see how she avoided Situ Feiyun's knife, and the dagger in her hand has already cut Situ Feiyun's wrist.
She greedily licked the blood beads that slipped from the tip of the knife: "The fragrance of virgin blood is just different...... her eyes suddenly fell on Jun Xi: "The blood of the county lord may not be so delicious, it makes people a little angry......