Chapter Seventy-Nine: My Man, I Spoil Me
Tang Yuan was stunned: "Chunxing and I have never dealt with each other, she also smeared me with Aunt He, and at that point in time, I usually don't go to the kitchen, how can it be that Chunxing deliberately said it to me." She explained the former question clearly, but she didn't know how to answer the latter.
Seeing Jun Xi looking at him, Babao said calmly: "I really didn't know that this carrier pigeon was related to the side concubine, but I suddenly wanted to shoot it down." ”
Junxi: "......"
Tangyuan: "......"
Innocent pigeon killed: "......"
In the end, Jun Xi said: "Check, what kind of paper, what ink, what pen is used, and, find the handwriting of the side concubine, check it." Of course, don't show any of your feet. ”
Tang Yuan nodded dumbly.
A hint of surprise flashed in Babao's eyes, and then he answered.
Jun Xi said suddenly: "I will fly pigeons to pass books or something in the future, or don't use carrier pigeons." ”
Babao: "It was an accident. ”
On the way back to the camp, Junxi still kept rumbling, going to buy a Haidongqing to be a carrier pigeon.
Tang Yuan didn't know what Hai Dongqing was, Jun Xi explained that it was a fierce big bird, in fact, she hadn't seen it, but she had only seen it in the miscellaneous. Tang Yuan immediately felt that it was just an ordinary big bird to send letters.
Only the Eight Treasures who know the way are quite secretive.
Haidong Qing ...... It is so fierce that even wolves can tear it apart, it is extremely difficult to domesticate, and there is no one in the Central Plains at all.
At most, the secrets used in the army to teleport outside the customs are only eagles, because Hai Dongqing is too rare.
Looking at the top and bottom of the Chu State, it is estimated that only the prince has a pair of pure Haidongqing in his hands.
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That afternoon, when Jun Xi was fishing in the troubled waters of the barracks with a spear, a huge thing fell from the sky and smashed at Jun Xi's feet, raising a cloud of dust, so shocked that Jun Xi took the spear to poke it with his backhand.
Babao, who was following her, jumped in eyelids, and the expression on his face was very painful.
Fortunately, although the lump that fell down was hanging its wings and pretending to be dead with its eyes closed, it was still very sensitive to the perception of danger, and after two cuts of its iron hook-like claws, it dodged the shot, and then brazenly latched the hem of Junxi's clothes with its pointed beak.
Babao covered her face silently, and she didn't know the goods from then on.
Tang Yuan, who didn't know what was going on, exclaimed, "County Lord, this is a color and a bird!" Drill under your skirt! ”
Eight Treasures: "......"
Junxi: "......"
Someone hiding in the shadows with a face as black as the bottom of a pot: "......"
A certain bird became like a spirit, immediately stopped wearing the hem of his clothes, turned over, and continued to pretend to be dead.
People have heard of touching porcelain, but what is it called when a big white bird touches porcelain from the sky?
Jun Xi took out half of the steamed bun that he hadn't eaten in the morning from his arms, and said to himself: "It fell from the sky with hunger and no strength?" ”
Then the white-flour steamed bun in his hand was thrown to the ground, and the big white bird lying on the corpse jumped up at once and swallowed it in one bite! Then he shook his feathers and became alive.
Jun Xi was dumbfounded: "Really hungry?" ”
In fact, she was shocked that such a big steamed bun, a bird swallowed it like this, won't it choke to death?
Eight Treasures simply didn't see it.
I don't know whose belly the venison that the palace buys every month goes into, this bird is so stupid that he doesn't want it.
Jun Xi squatted down and touched the feathers of the big white bird, and sighed: "It's so smooth." "I didn't get dirty when I rolled around on the ground just now.
The big white bird immediately rubbed her hand flatteringly.
Tang Yuan's eyes widened: "Isn't this bird a sperm!" ”
Junxi said: "I guess it's to thank me for the life-saving grace of half of the steamed bun!" ”
Tang Yuan felt that this seemed to be true, so she was speechless.
Babao pretended to be dead the whole time.
Jun Xi patted the big white bird on the head: "When you have the strength, fly back to where you should go." ”
She got up and walked back, this time in addition to the two tails of Tangyuan Babao, there was also a small tail.
After walking for a while, Jun Xi looked at the big white bird who persevered and followed him, and was a little big: "What have you been following me for?" ”
Seeing her stop, the big white bird tilted his head, stared at her for a while with a pair of round bird eyes, and then walked over and rubbed the hem of Junxi's clothes.
Jun Xi looked at his two maidservants blankly: "...... Is it not full? ”
Babao stubbornly said, "Possibly." ”
Jun Xi waved his sleeves: "Then take it back!" ”
For a long time, the person who had been watching in the dark for a long time came out: "Grandma's! Purebred Hai Dongqing in the Western Regions, you just gave it away? ”
There was a "bang", and the man was beaten down.
"I'd love to!" The voice is clear, and the face is cold.
Yan Wangbei got up from the ground, the wound was fallen, and he grinned in pain: "Lao Tzu has been a brother to you for so many years, why don't you send me one?" ”
Jun Chen glanced at him coldly: "Go to the Western Regions to catch it yourself!" ”
Yan Wangbei almost burst into foul language, if he could catch it, he would lick his face and come to him to ask for it?
"Lao Tzu is about to go to war, borrow your Haidongqing to use!" He continues to be brazen.
Jun Chen's clear voice came from the front: "You still know that there is going to be a war." ”
Yan Wangbei was suddenly stunned, the order to go on the expedition was made by the emperor in the Jinluan Palace five days ago, Jun Chen was a fierce general under his command, so he naturally wanted to go out with him, and seemed to understand a little bit of the purpose of sending Jun Xi Hai Dongqing, he said: "Jun Xi doesn't know that you are going to go on the expedition, right?" ”
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In the evening, Jun Xi went back to the palace, Jun Chen had military affairs, so naturally he couldn't go back with her. The big white bird that fell from the sky took the dead skin to the extreme, and squeezed into the carriage.
In this regard, Jun Xi had to look at Tang Yuan and was dumbfounded.
Jun Xi felt that anyway, she was rich now, and it was no problem to raise a bird, so the big white bird officially became a member of the palace.
When Junchen came back in the middle of the night, Junxi was already asleep and was awakened by a wolf kiss from him.
He hadn't retreated, apparently just returned.
There is also a smell of sweat mixed with the smell of green bamboo, which is not very smelly.
Jun Xi muttered and pushed him away, "Stinky, go take a bath......"
He bit the tip of her nose and chuckled: "Little conscienceless, who said that even if I am a dirty and smelly beggar, I will not dislike it?" ”
Jun Xi opened his eyes and glanced at him, and caught a glimpse of the oil lamp left in the house, only half of the lamp oil was left, and he knew that it must be the second half of the night, his eyes were bloodshot, and the stubble on his chin was also coming out.
He was tired like this, Jun Xi was also a little distressed, she touched the stubble on his chin, hard, a little prickly, yawned and sat up: "There is water in the bathtub in the back room, I asked the maid of the night vigil to change it every other hour, you go take a bath." ”
He kissed her hand with some baby fat and whispered, "Junxi, you are so good......"
Childishly buried his head in her neck and rubbed it, and arched it, like a big dog.
Junxi: "......"
She dug out his head and rebuked, "It's not too early, go wash and go to bed early." ”
He hugged her slender waist and didn't give up: "You help me wash!" ”
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gave him a battle bath, Junxi himself was too sleepy, and immediately buried himself back in the quilt, and then the bed sank down, he squeezed in, took the person into his arms, pricked her face with the stubble on his chin, and whispered in her ear: "Don't sleep, talk to me for a while." ”
She muttered, shrunk down, and buried her head in his chest, "What time has it been, sleep!" ”
He looked at the top of the tent and seemed to ponder something: "I can't sleep." ”
He was kicked in the leg, not hard, but it was clear to him that he was angry.
"Go back to your own room and sleep!" She muttered, but didn't mean to remove the head leaning against his chest.
"If you don't dare to sleep alone, you will have nightmares when you close your eyes, dreaming that you ran away with a wild man."
Junxi: "......"
I want to kick that thing down every minute.
He laughed, and suddenly said, "Junxi, I still owe you a grand wedding...... "He wants to declare everyone that she is his!"
The head buried in her chest rubbed: "I still owe you two worships." ”
That silly girl, one day she will know what that wedding dress means.
He couldn't help but lower his head and kiss her: "You agreed, that wedding is also effective, one more visit, I will let you sit in a sedan chair in a beautiful manner, spread ten miles of red makeup, travel around the capital, and then beat gongs and drums to welcome you back!" ”
Listening to him babbling for so long, Jun Xi was dozing off, suddenly turned over and suppressed him, and raised his chin angrily: "No, you are my child husband, I have to marry you!" ”
seemed to know what he wanted to say, and bared his little tiger teeth: "I haven't settled accounts with you about your retirement in the Jinluan Palace!" The implication is that she dares to mention that she is not her child husband.
Jun Chen seemed to sigh: "I'm here to protect you." ”
Jun Xi snorted twice: "Then if you marry me, what danger will you encounter in the future, and you will have to divorce me?" ”
She's not smart, but she's not stupid.
If he has always protected her unilaterally and kept her in the dark, wouldn't she be a burden to her?
Since she has identified him, she naturally wants to advance and retreat with him! How she allowed herself to be his soft underbelly!
The three words of divorce from her made Jun Chen's eyes instantly sharp, and the hand he held around her waist unconsciously became stronger, "Jun Xi, you remember, it is impossible for me to divorce my wife in my life!" ”
The force made her a little painful, anyway, she knew that he had such a temper, leaned over and pinched his face, and said, "Don't hide anything from me in the future!" ”
In other words, it's not bad to pinch, and it feels great!
Jun Xi's heart swelled, "My man, naturally I am spoiled!" ”
Junchen: "......"
Jun Xi's heart continued to swell: "Naturally, I can only be bullied!" ”
The sky swirled, and she was pressed back, and the man arched at the neck and began to gnaw indiscriminately: "Don't sleep tonight!" ”
Jun Xi was stunned for a second, and hurriedly pushed him, "Tomorrow for the Lantern Festival, I'm going to visit the Lantern Festival!" ”