Chapter 11 There aren't many men as handsome as me
Three hours later.
Xiao Wu threw an antique book on the table in the lobby.
He sat down in the old man's chair with a big grin and explained.
"Brother Ye, your piece of jade was originally a piece of bone Duo Ruyi."
Ye Bei sat across the offering table with a gloomy look in his eyes.
"Xueba, you can talk about the point."
Xiao Wu smiled slightly: "Brother Ye, let's settle the account first?" ”
With a click, five thousand bills fell on the table.
Xiao Wu's heart moved, he accepted the money, carefully tapped it, and explained with a smile.
"This thing was first rumored to be the weapon of the Yellow Emperor's war against Chiyou, with the effect of warding off evil spirits, and later it became an itch, also called [do not ask for people], and there are cultural relics unearthed in the past dynasties."
Ye Bei only asked the key point: "Can you find my one?" ”
"Judging from the Pisces pattern on the picture, it is a Taoist thing, and there is a double pupil Pisces pattern, which is beautifully worked, and I found this thing." The fifth brother pulled out a page of illustrations from the classics.
The figure depicted on the picture is a pure yang real person, wearing a robe and stepping on the clouds, holding a bucket lantern in one hand, holding a colorful treasure jade glass umbrella in the other, and carrying a purple and green double sword behind him.
This jade Ruyi is the umbrella handle of the Baoyu glass umbrella, which is exactly the same as the one painted by Ye Bei, and the handle has a heavy pupil yin and yang fish.
"So I'm still reincarnated by Lu Dongbin?" Ye Bei wiped his nose and couldn't help laughing.
"You can be beautiful, if you are Lu Dongbin, I am He Xiangu~" Xiao Wu pretended to say. "Look at my beauty! ~”
"I haven't seen He Xiangu with blonde hair and blue eyes and long legs, it's too hardcore, and the picture is too beautiful for me to watch." Ye Bei patted Xiao Wu's head and said, "Seriously." ”
The jokes in front of him didn't matter, but after this slap, Xiao Wu's expression became confused, and he saw that his soul came out of the heavenly spirit cover, and he was about to float to the shrine.
Ye Bei's heart is not good, why did he forget his amnesia boxing technique?
He shook Xiao Wu's body desperately, and then he called Xiao Wu's god back.
"Oh my God." Xiao Wu broke out in a cold sweat and looked at Ye Bei with fear on his face: "Brother Ye, do you have a special function?" I almost went back to receive the Immortal Gu Spirit Position just now! ”
"When are you still in the mood to joke." Ye Bei said angrily: "Seriously-where can I find the Pure Yang Zhenren Temple." ”
Xiao Wu replied: "Chunyang Zhenren is the ancestor of the Quanzhen Sect, if you are interested, you can go to Ninghai, Shandong to find it." ”
"Shandong Ninghai ......" Ye Bei silently recited the name of the place, "Xiao Wu, I'll go first, go back and clean up the tea shop, and after the Midyear Festival, I will have to go far away." ”
"Brother Ye, why do you want to finish the Midyear Festival? Isn't it better to get rid of the curse on you sooner? Seeing Ye Bei's hurried appearance, Xiao Wu couldn't help but feel a little worried in his heart.
Ye Bei explained: "Have a Halloween holiday, go out to find passers-by, pick a few beautiful women and ask, if there is such a person as Sima Yao among their good girlfriends, I don't have to trek through mountains and rivers to reason with a bunch of bulls." If someone finds out about my anomaly, I might have to get rid of it as a monster, and the less people know about it, the better. ”
Xiao Wu understood the meaning of Ye Bei's words, things were not as simple as he thought.
If ordinary people knew that Ye Bei had an immortal body, they would definitely be dragged to the research institute for slicing and dissecting research, and then they would be dragged into the research institute for life imprisonment, and there would be no time to turn over.
If the people of the Yin and Yang worlds knew about this, and with the mark of the fierce beast Qiqi, they would definitely treat Ye Bei as a demon and a monster, and no matter how bad it was, he would be a heinous person who received the favor of Qiqi and dealt with it as a demon.
"Take care."
Ye Bei instructed: "If there is a chance, I will call you." ”
After that, Ye Bei left a few piles of cash, and after Xiao Wu counted it, it was about 50,000 yuan.
Xiao Wu was puzzled: "This is?" ”
"If I am in trouble for your service fee, you must come and help me. Little Five, I know you're the real deal. I'm about to toss the immortals in your temple for the past few days. "Ye Beidao.
"Hahahaha...... Not really! Can my stuff be fake? Xiao Wu replied with a smile, thinking that Brother Ye still had the heart to make fun of himself at this time, and most of the dark clouds in his heart dispersed.
This guy is really not simple.
Xiao Wu thought about Brother Ye's goodness.
The magic utensils sold on weekdays, and there are also mages and Taoists among the guests, who are usually tricksters and fools people. Every time Xiao Wu saw the treacherous faces of those guys, he hated them so much.
But when Brother Ye came, he was bound to take medicine to get rid of the disease, he came with a sad face, but when he left, he was full of smiles, although he looked like a philistine, he had never treated Xiao Wu badly.
Before Xiao Wu came to Hengyin City, fourteen-year-old Ye Bei embarked on a path of onmyoji.
Fifty-twenty-nine years old, the paper has been spread out for eight years, and the most unforgettable thing is the first time I saw Ye Bei. This child was covered in wounds, his eyes were full of anxiety and stubbornness, and he wanted to borrow a copper coin sword from the fifth boss to fight monsters.
When the half-grown doll came back, he was covered in wounds, his right arm was broken, the bridge of his nose was broken, his face was red and purple, and his legs were covered in scratches and blood, but there was indescribable joy in his eyes.
When Xiao Wu asked about Ye Bei's injury.
He still remembered Xiao Yebei's sentence......
"Of course no problem!"
"There aren't many men as handsome as me anymore. God, if it were a woman, he wouldn't want me to die. ”
At that moment, Xiao Wu felt that he had seen the three-headed and six-armed god general [Nezha].
Xiao Wu is three years older than Ye Bei, but since then, he has always called Ye Bei's little brother [Brother Ye].
Over time, the name of "Mr. Tea" has become louder and louder, and what Xiao Wu appreciates is Mr. Tea's pleasing character.
He was like the sun in the night.
While Xiao Wu was pondering, Ye Bei had already left.
When he came to his senses, all he was left was an empty chair and a table full of bills.
"Bastard boy, he won't even say goodbye."
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Here and now, then and now.
In front of the store of the Forget Worry Milk Tea Shop, there is a girl standing, who is the host of the variety show crew that day, Wang Lingxi.
She was wearing a floral dress and sandals, her face was embarrassed, looking left and right, and she looked preoccupied.
Since night, she has resigned from her job as a drama host after being sexually harassed by several hooligans in the crew.
Rao is no matter how stupid this girl is, she knows the depth of this industry, and she no longer gets entangled too much with Vanity Fair, but after she loses her job, this young lady can't even pay the rent.
In desperation, Lingxi had to change to an apartment near the Agricultural University, the rent was very cheap, and it was rumored that it was a well-known murderous house.
resigned from the crew, Director Guo immediately blacklisted her, and now no company in the entire radio and television industry in Hengyin is willing to want her, she can't afford to eat, where can she care about being fierce or not.
In the shop outside Pingyang Agricultural University, this worry-free milk tea shop is recruiting people and making a living, Miss Lingxi is riveting her strength and is preparing to take the first step.
"Ouch!"
Wang Lingxi only felt a yin wind rushing beside her, and her shoulder hit her hard.
Looking closely, a man hurried into the store. Looking at the back, it's quite familiar.
It's not ......
Isn't this the homeless man in the old mansion that night!
Listening to the movement in the store again, several college student temporary workers shouted respectfully.
"Hello boss."
Little stars popped out of Wang Lingxi's eyes.
Reiki, Reiki! Could it be that you are transited?
I can't imagine that there is such a story! This little boss pretended to be a homeless man and squatted in the dry well of the old house at night, just to save me once?
Did he have a crush on me?
Does he like me?
Although the scar on his face is fierce, he still looks handsome when he looks closely!
Yes...... The Silent Flower Protector - it must be so!
What...... I like I can say it straight! Although it was the first time we met...... But I'm also ...... I can think about it.
What a shy big boy - huh...... Hahaha......
When Miss Lingxi held her hands on her face and became a nymphomaniac, she unconsciously walked into the store, and she even felt that she was already the proprietress for a moment.
"Hey......" Ye Bei shook his hand in front of this girl.
Miss Reiki rubbed her hair and wrapped it around her fingertips, and she felt a fire burning on her face.
"That...... That ......"
Ye Bei: "It's summer, Miss Lingxi, I seem to have met you once, but it's business hours, you have something to say, what tea you need, you can go to the front desk and order one, I can ask them to add ninety percent ice to you." ”
"Oh yes...... In summer, it's very hot...... "Reiki felt her heart beat out of her voice, and she could see the half-open placket on the boss's chest, and the tattoos showed that this man was extraordinarily wild.
But Brother Ye's words poured cold water on her head.
"Yes, summer, it's not the time to be in heat, why don't I give way to the side and let you go to the toilet to calm down, oh sorry, I won't step on your invisible wings, right? Little angel? ”
The little girl who made milk tea on the side of "Puff ......" just drank half a sip of coffee and spit it all on the wall.
"I'm sorry! Boss! ”
Lingxi only felt that all the tenderness was fed to the dog, and she calmed down instantly.
"Oh...... Excuse me. ”
"Don't be embarrassed." Ye Bei saw that this stupid girl was still blocking the aisle of the store, and frantically made a single golden sentence, "There are not many men as handsome as me, and suitors can line up from the canteen of Agricultural University to the front of my store." You're going to die of this heart. ”
"You!"
When Wang Lingxi heard this, she was so angry that her apricot eyes were round, and her silver teeth were about to be crushed.
In a moment, she swallowed the vicious breath. Before I knew it, I was already fighting with this hateful boss in my heart!
"I ...... I'm here to apply!"