"Have you ever seen the plague god, remember, the plague god is a person like me, and if you want to fight my idea, you are too self-conscious."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all because we have no eyes and have done stupid things." Several hurriedly apologized.

Blue Rose frowned and said, "If I am happy in my heart, I may be able to forgive you, but now I am very unhappy in my heart, and I deserve to be unlucky for you one by one." ”

The little plague god is not happy, how will he punish them if he is unhappy?

"Come, you two in a team, slap each other first." Blue Rose couldn't think of a way to punish people for a while, so she first adopted the most primitive method and fought each other.

"Bang, bang" A slap sounded, and the voice seemed to be weak.

"Hey, haven't you all eaten, you don't have any strength at all, why is the sound of the slap so light?"

Blue Rose glanced at everyone and asked with a sneer.

At this time, the slaps came and went, and they were extremely loud.

"Blue Rose, since they know they're wrong, I think I'll almost spare them, right?" Blue Rose's methods of punishing people are endless, which is refreshing.

Blue Rose said, "These bad guys, don't let them remember for a long time, so what's going on?"

In the future, they don't want to go their own way, be traitors, and still do bad things. ”

Blue Rose's words make a bit of sense, if it weren't for the extraordinary skills of himself and Blue Rose just now, these five big and three thick men, I don't know what they would torture the two of them.

For these hippies, Xiao Qi also hated them.

Blue Rose was originally childish, and just now she was still accusing herself of sending her to guard the back door, and letting Sima Jun follow her in the house, she was very unhappy.

Now she wants to vent, and there are these unlucky eggs for her to be a punching bag, Xiao Qi doesn't want to stop it, so she looks with interest to see how Blue Rose punishes these bastards.

Seeing that Xiao Qi was interested, Blue Rose wanted to show her hand in front of her more and more to please her.

"You, with a big head and a small body, walk with a big head, it's really hard.

Well, now you walk backwards and let me see. Blue Rose pointed to a man.

The man and the eldest son are about the same shape, and Blue Rose punishes him like this, which can be regarded as different from person to person.

The guy really didn't dare to disobey, obediently propped up the ground with his two hands, and walked up.

"Hey, hey!" Such a punitive trick made people laugh, and a guy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Blue Rose's eyes swept over him and walked over to him.

"I always listen to the little master say that the Monkey King who made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace is powerful, presumably your sharp-beaked monkey cheeks are also so powerful."

"Sun Wukong, aunt, grandma, who is called Sun Wukong, isn't this the name of a monk?"

"I didn't hear it was a monk, I only heard that it was a monkey, you look like a monkey, hehe, there is just a big tree over there, you jump up and down for me to see, it doesn't look like a monkey."

The guy had no choice but to be a monkey.

This kind of ingenious punishment made Xiao Qi laugh so much, this laugh doesn't matter, a fat-headed and big-eared guy saw it, and he was immediately stupid, and even stopped breathing.

"Wow, it's so beautiful, this is the goddess in my heart!" The fat head and big ears muttered, and the liver thumped carefully.

Xiao Qi shook his hand in front of his eyes, and he didn't react at all.

Following his gaze, it turned out that this guy was attracted by the little master's beautiful appearance and was enjoying the legendary beautiful food.

"Idiot!" Blue Rose snorted.

The guy still didn't respond.

"Nerd, nerd, nerd......" Blue Rose suddenly pulled up his big fan-like ears, let go of his voice and shouted countless times.

"Are you calling me?" The fat-headed, big-eared guy woke up from a dream and looked blankly at Blue Rose as if she were an alien.

Blue Rose sneered: "It just so happens that Sun Wukong has a junior brother named Zhu Bajie, it's not too lazy to eat, it's very good, color, what about you, there is a comparison with Zhu Bajie." ”

I don't know how the tricky and weird Blue Rose will punish this fat-headed and big-eared guy, everyone will wait and see.

"You, come here!" Blue Rose beckoned to him.

The fat-headed and big-eared guy looked at everyone, and everyone tried their best to suppress their laughter, trying to pretend to be honest.

Now in their eyes, Blue Rose's methods of punishing people are bizarre, refreshing, funny and funny.

Blue Rose came to the stone mortar not far away, rubbed it a few times with her foot, and estimated that it was only one person's weight.

Xiao Qi looked at it and thought: Blue Rose won't treat Shi Jiu as a bride, let this fat-headed and big-eared guy stage a realistic version of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, right?

As Xiao Qi expected, Blue Rose made the fat head and big ears squat, and she lifted the stone mortar with both hands and put it on his back.

"Hehe, let you practice the game of how to carry your daughter-in-law first. Now, Shijiu is your daughter-in-law, carry it well, circle around the backyard, and don't rest, do you hear? ”

Back in front of the guys, their faces were as red as ripe apples.

I don't know if it turned red after being slapped or if it turned red when I held back and didn't dare to laugh, only they knew.

They waited for Blue Rose's punishment.

"You, your nose is a little big, it's good to be an incense burner." Blue Rose thought this idea was the best, so she hurriedly asked someone to fetch incense and light it for the big nose.

"I don't know how many girls you have harmed, so let's take it as if you are atoning for your sins."

The other was tossed so messy that Blue Rose actually lit a flint and steel to break his messy hair.

……

After such an endless stream of tricks, Blue Rose is also exhausted.

"How's it going, little master, isn't it wonderful?" Blue Rose asked smugly.

Xiao Qi nodded at Blue Rose and stretched out his thumbs up to give her a big thumbs up.

Half an hour passed, and these big men were tossed to exhaustion, like ghosts.

Sima Jun and Andy slept in the bed, and at first they were unharmed, but as time went on, Andy couldn't sleep.

This time, once Sima Jun was captured and returned to the Splendid Villa, the formation of the village would change again, and it would be impossible to guess the formation diagram of the Void Dao Chief, without three years and five years, it would not be possible to figure it out at all.

"Andy, are you asleep?" Sima Jun deliberately pushed him.

"I've already made up my mind to go back with you, aren't you at ease? Don't make any noise about me, I still have to sleep, I still have a long way to go tomorrow. ”

Andy replied impatiently, yawning several times in quick succession, as if he was sleepy.

Listening to Andy's words, it seems that he has really reformed and abandoned evil and turned to good.

"This is a smart person, and I am happy for you, and my father and mother will be relieved."

"It's endless, it's so annoying, stop talking, I'm sleepy, I've been running for my life for days, and I haven't even slept yet." Andy yawned a few more times.

Sima Jun had no choice but to shut up, bored, and gradually fell asleep.

It's really too easy to just tie a hand and want to escape.

Andy took out a sharp blade and wanted to make a move, but Sima Jun turned over and was so frightened that he didn't dare to move.

Sima Jun's ability is not trivial, Andy thinks that it is better to click on his acupoint and then make plans.

So, he sat up silently and clicked on his dumb hole and several other acupoints, and Sima Jun was suddenly like a dead corpse.

His eyes widened, he couldn't move, he couldn't speak, and his heart must have been in great pain.

"Brother, what about me, I don't want to go back to Splendid Villa again. The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, I am a colorful tiger, and I don't want to bury me in a palm-sized manor.

The world is so big, I want to see it, and after seeing it, I won't have any regrets. ”

Andy cut the rope and looked at the guy who was calculated by himself, triumphant.

Sima Jun stared at Andy's every move and opened his mouth, but he couldn't say half a sentence.

Andy looked at Sima Jun with his eyes: "That seventh princess, beauty is beautiful, I want to marry her as a wife, but I am afraid that I can't climb high."

And she also has an idiot genius to follow, and it's not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Since I can't afford to mess with her, I'm still hiding far away, chic and happy.

I'm not one to give up an entire forest for the sake of a tree. Despite the beauty of the seventh princess, it is worth everyone to give up a forest for her.

Brother, you are both talented and beautiful, courageous and knowledgeable, and you are an apprentice of the Void Dao, you have a chance to get closer to the Seventh Princess than me.

Then, I'll give you the immortals, do you want to fight for me and take down this beauty, do you know?

Also, if you take down the Seventh Princess, and by the way, you also accept the idiot genius named Blue Rose, and you are the luckiest man.

We have a female writer there who once said that a man marries red roses and thinks about white roses, so if you just take all the red and white roses, you don't need to think about other women.

This is my advice to you, all right, I'm leaving, or the brilliant Seventh Princess will come back, and I won't be able to fly out of this room even if I have wings. ”

Sima Jun watched Andy swagger out of the room, anxious.

"Goodbye, brother, we'll see you later!" Andy clenched his fist at him, "When I've had enough of the outside world of flowers and tired of the life outside, I'll go back to Fairview Villa and live a quiet life honestly." ”

Andy originally wanted to escape through the back door, but he didn't expect that the backyard of the third watch in the middle of the night was actually noisy.

He tiptoed into the backyard and saw several rude men, like monkeys, being played around by Blue Rose.

The backyard is still so lively! Andy didn't dare to disturb Blue Rose and them, so he had to walk through the main gate in the open.

Xiao Qi and Blue Rose made a lot of trouble in the backyard, and suddenly thought about Sima Jun who was tied together, and hurriedly said to Blue Rose: "It's not early, you have to go back quickly." ”

Blue Rose was pulled by Xiao Qi, and she was still angry.

"I'll be cheap for you today, next time if you do something bad and I'm caught, I'll cut off your head as a night pot, do you hear?

I warn you, I always count when I speak, and whoever dares to disobey will chase you to the ends of the earth and pull your heads off. ”

"Grandma, we heard, we heard." The old man said in unison.