Everyone thought it was hilarious, thinking it was a drama of "My Fair Lady and Gentleman", but in the end it was "the toad wants to eat swan meat".

After the song, this was played again, so the surrounding boats not only did not disperse, but watched more lively......

Gao Xi and Xiao Huangli have a white wide robe for a month, and a light yellow gauze skirt, all of which are refreshing and light colors. At this moment, I was dyed by the sauce-colored soup, and the color suddenly became richer.

The little yellow bird, who was fully makeup, had a pretty face and a flower face, and after screaming, she began to jump in place, anxious to find a handkerchief, water, and someone, busy covering her pretty face, crying and longing to plunge into the river.

And Gao Xi is really ridiculous!

He jumped to his feet while ignoring his image, and the first thing was to rescue the folding fan in his hand, throwing and blowing, and then hurriedly handed it over to the subordinate behind him who was also drenched in hot soup.

The subordinates were also sincerely afraid, and hurriedly knelt down and only focused on handling the fan. For a while, there was no guy who even helped take care of the ugly master, and he became a laughing stock without knowing it......

Cheng Ziyu and the others laughed again.

Yes, yes, Gao Xi seems to be holding a famous fan in his hand, or he has found some master to inscribe the words, and the guy has been holding it in his hand since he got on the ship today, thinking that it is a valuable treasure!

At this time, it is the most revealing moment! His characteristic of treating wealth as his life was suddenly revealed, and he was just a clown!

The painting was played under Cheng Ziyu's signal!

"Yikes! Gao Gongzi, I was injured by mistake! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You don't know yet, do you? Our girl got seasick! I vomited several times at this time, and the whole person was out of strength, and I couldn't stand on my feet when I was shaky, and I just wanted to squint and sleep for a while!

But as soon as our girl lay down, she only heard the noise outside, and she couldn't squint. Let's still think that whose boat lady is so noisy, and I want to scare it! Only then did he find a basin of filth and fell down.

Ouch, it's all because our old man has a lot of hands and uses too much force! Gao Gongzi, I'm really sorry! How good is that? Don't blame yourself! At this time, our girl will rest for a while, and when the girl is well rested and not seasick, she will apologize to you in person!

Also, little girl, you sing nicely, but it's a bit vulgar. Take it! This is the reward given by our girl, please sing in another place! ”

With that, a small ingot of silver rolled to the little oriole's feet.

But at this moment, the little yellow bird has long since lost the mind to take the silver.

She already had a worry on her mind, and she had been struggling with what were these slimy and weird, disgusting things that Bala had poured all over her body?

At this moment, after entering the painting, I said......

said that Cheng Ziyu vomited several times...... They took a little filth and poured it down...... That, that, that this slimy is filth? …… Isn't it...... Isn't it the filth that Cheng Ziyu spit out?

The little oriole is a little devastated!

She is the most beautiful and favored maid on the ship! Oh my God, she's been splashed with filth! I can't love anything, I just want to vomit, I just want to vomit, I just want to vomit......

Smelling the indescribably complicated aura on her body, she finally succeeded!

Her Five Organs Temple has rebelled!

Bursts of acid in her stomach, bursts of bitterness in her gall, and bursts of pumping in her esophagus, intertwined with her nausea, immediately overwhelmed her......

Gao Xi beside her didn't feel disgusting at first, but at this moment, when she heard the retching around her turn into wet vomiting, she finally couldn't hold it back, and then she thought about it together, and then began to spit out at the river......

The onlookers were still dumbfounded.

This style of painting has changed again!

The poetry and painting came to an abrupt end, and now it has taken a sharp turn and become a hilarious farce?

At least ten people on the Gao family's boat were splashed with sewage, and at this time, some of them vomited on the side, some poured buckets of river water on their bodies, and some patted their chests and retched.

Many onlookers couldn't help but start laughing.

"It turns out that My Fair Lady is not so good!"

"I'm still wondering, why Cheng Siniang was taken down by Gao Xi like this, it turned out to be wishful thinking!"

"Tsk! Don't say it, if it weren't for this pot, I really thought there was something about these two people! ”

"Don't you have a brain pump! Where does Siniang look down on him? It's just an upstart who relied on his ancestors to earn salt tickets, Siniang is really earning his own prestige, and he has the heart to see if Siniang wants him to lift his shoes! ”

"Lift your shoe! Shoeshine is not worthy! You didn't see it? That is, the material for the filth of Siniang......"

"Hahaha......"

Originally, when they heard that Cheng Siniang was taken down by the son of the Gao family, many people sighed that Cheng Ziyu was blind and felt that the flowers were inserted with cow dung, and they were even more sour. In particular, many people who are also merchants are a little uncomfortable.

At this point, they are balanced at once!

Miss Cheng's attitude is very clear, this is crisp and neat, and it is more painful than a slap!

I'm not done yet.

"Yo, what's going on? So many seasickness? One or two threw up? Gao Gongzi, it seems that your boat is not moving steadily! By the way, the reason why our girl took the boat on this trip was to recuperate. But at this moment, it was uncomfortable and noisy, our girl decided, when we arrived in Jinling in a while, we would bother Gao Gongzi to dock the boat, we planned to change the boat or change the carriage to the west! ”

When Gao Xi heard this, his back stiffened, and he yelled and wiped his mouth directly with his sleeve.

But someone was much faster than him.

As soon as the words were heard, many people had already spoken, saying that their ship was both stable and clean, and they were willing to take Cheng Ziyu all the way to the west for free......

Gao Xi couldn't take care of the discomfort and embarrassment, and quickly got up to apologize and apologize, and said in public that he would not disturb Miss Cheng all the way after that, and asked Miss Cheng to recuperate......

In order to express his attitude, he also slapped the little yellow bird directly into the river.

"Self-assertive stuff! Tell you to sing! Howl you! Miss Cheng is uncomfortable when she sings! Miss Cheng can't sleep well! Come on, lock up this girl, and don't let anyone out before you go to Shudi, so as not to be an eyesore! ”

Gao Xi lost a lot of face, so naturally he had to slip back to his cabin and never came out again for a whole day.

Finally, it's gone!

Although Cheng Ziyu's approach is a little excessive, it is very beneficial. will not be harassed in a short period of time, which also made Gao Xi and everyone see her attitude clearly, and even used practical actions to prevent her reputation from being bound.

And Gao Xi's behavior just now is tantamount to a joke, and it will soon spread with the coming and going ships. That's excellent! will complement Cheng Ziyu's plan that she already has in mind, and soon, she will ask Gao Xi to return it with the interest.

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