Chapter 106: Yan Laosan who lies on the gun
Heavy rain can't cross the lake, and if there is hail, is it deadly?
Let's look at one by one, to say that I thought that the villagers had prejudices against Zhou Crow, but now after experiencing it personally, I really can't help but believe in his crow's mouth!
Hu Badao frowned, wiped the water and asked:
"Fellow, this week the crow said there was hail one day?"
The fellow who came to spread the word shook his head:
"I don't know, when I walked this way just now, I greeted him, he seemed to be very angry, and he just kept saying things like hail, hail, and who to kill..."
Hearing this, the fat man touched his head with his hand, and said worriedly:
"This week's crow is sincere for revenge! Brother Hu, if this really hails on the lake, even if we can't drown, we will be stoned to death! ”
After Liu Fatzi finished speaking, a fellow in the crowd interjected:
"What's wrong with this, your two capsizing boats have something to do with Zhou Crow, in my opinion, he is on the bar with you, you can't just go out of the lake!"
I thought about it for a moment and said:
"By the way, since he is allowed to say bad things, is it okay to say good things?"
Village Chief Zou sighed, waved his hand and said:
"This kid has lived alone since he was a child, and since he was isolated, he has rarely had contact with everyone, and if it weren't for your appearance, he wouldn't have gone this way!"
Da Zhuang also nodded and said:
"Yes, they all call him Crow's Mouth, and no one wants to talk to him, I really don't know if he can say good things? But his dog couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth, and he didn't seem to say anything nice. ”
Village Chief Zou glared at him when he heard this, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything more. Slowly instructed:
"Anyway, be careful, since he said that you can hail, you can't take any more risks, why don't you wait for this hail to fall before leaving!"
Village Chief Zou not only thought about us, but capsized twice in a row, almost losing his son's life, and dozens of households in the whole village knew about it, who would dare to carry us?
We didn't have anything to refute, and after the village chief Zou told us to go home with him, he dismissed the crowd and left first.
Today, the lake failed again, leaving only the jokes that everyone talked about, and our unwillingness.
"Uncle, what should I do? We can't just wait for this hailstorm, right? ”
Da Fei's fluffy head was soaked in water and twisted into a few strands, very embarrassed, Hu Badao glanced at him, and said in a deep voice:
"Can't wait, first, I can't tell when this hail will fall, if it is three or five days, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold, and second, even if the hail is over, it may not be safe, the source of the disaster lies in Zhou Crow's mouth, if he says a few words when we set off, he will not want to die?"
Hu Badao's analysis was that everyone was silent for a while, and after a while, Liu Fatzi scolded angrily:
"Brother Hu, you still have to tie the bell to the bell, if you want me to see it, let's go to the crow's mouth and let him say something nice, or, how to let him change his mouth!"
Hu Badao stroked two handfuls of mustaches and said in embarrassment:
"Ahem, in this world, I've only heard of a crow's mouth, but I haven't heard of a crow's mouth that can be reversed?"
Mu Qin thought about it and persuaded:
"I see that this place is green and clear, there is no black barrier, although the crow is like a broom star that week, but its nature must not be, I think I can try!"
Seeing that Mu Qin also said this, Hu Badao was also moved, turned his head to look at the seven wolf hunters, and wanted to hear his thoughts, the seven wolves who hunted seven wolves were afraid of water and died, and they were soaked all over at this time, and they were squatting on the ground with their shoulders and shivering, and they didn't know if they listened to us.
Hu Badao looked up at the sunny weather and instructed Mu Qin:
"That's it, sister, let's go to Zhou Crow's house to have a look, you send the little brother back to the village chief's house to change into dry clothes and wait for us."
After seeing Mu Qin's answer, we didn't delay any longer, and hurriedly moved to Zhou Crow's house, a lonely house far away from the village.
Zhou Crow was nailing wooden planks in the yard, and when he saw us coming, he glanced up, and then lowered his head and continued to work.
It can be seen that he was angry with the fat man who was scolded by Liu Fat just now.
Hu Badao was afraid of trouble, so he specially instructed Liu Fatzi not to speak, and then greeted Zhou Crow:
"Busy, Brother Xiao Zhou!"
Zhou Crow pouted, ignoring our existence, and Hu Badao was not angry, twisted a handful of water on his sleeve at the gate of the courtyard, and leaned over with a smile to continue to build stubble.
"Brother Xiao Zhou, we are here to thank you for saving your life!"
Zhou Crow glanced up angrily.
"Don't mind, you fell into the lake and it was all caused by my crow's mouth, I should save you, thank me for what?"
Seeing that his attitude was up, Hu Badao said with serious flattery:
"Brother Xiao Zhou, the wind blew when we capsized just now, I don't care what others say, but I don't believe it has anything to do with you, the lake was raining so heavily just now, if you did it on purpose, you would never risk your life to save us!"
Zhou Crow sighed when he heard this, glanced at us with slanted eyes, put down the hammer in his hand, and replied softly:
"You're quite reasonable, not like the fat man behind you!"
Liu Fatzi had been silent until he was about to have a seizure, Hu Badao quickly turned his head and glared at him, snatched the wallet in his hand, pulled out a stack of red sheets, handed it to him and said:
"Brother Xiao Zhou, you take this money!"
Hu Badao dragged it casually, it was estimated that there would be more than a thousand yuan, Zhou Crow's eyes straightened when he saw so much money, and he just wanted to reach out to pick it up, but after thinking about it, he shrank back embarrassedly.
"At the beginning, I said okay, I will take you across the lake, you give me money, but now the lake has not passed, there is no merit, I don't want this money!"
Hu Badao smiled lightly, but still stuffed the money into his pocket:
"Brother Xiao Zhou, this money is to thank you for saving our lives, not the money for crossing the lake as promised before, that share is counted separately!"
Zhou Crow touched his pocket differently and asked with an unbelievable expression:
"Really? Don't you blame me for capsizing this time? ”
Hu Badao pretended to be righteous and awe-inspiring, came to sit down next to him, waved his hand and said:
"It's no wonder, it's a rainy and sunny day, that's God's final say, brother, you just kindly remind us, whether it rains or not has nothing to do with you, we all figured it out."
Hu Badao said that he knew it with affection and moved it with reason, and he hadn't been recognized and understood for a long time Zhou Crow heard his words, and the defense line in his heart collapsed instantly, and he nodded again and again.
Seeing that the time was almost ripe, Hu Badao's small eyes flickered, lifted a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and pretended to be relaxed and said:
"But brother, you see the weather really accurately, I really admire, is there any trick?"
Hu Badao, an old fritter, is very good at talking, and a few simple words coaxed this ignorant Zhou crow to turn from anger to joy.
He smiled shyly when he heard this, and replied:
"Ah, I just look at the clouds, the clouds are fluttering fast, that is, the wind is strong and the sky is changing!"
I was stunned when I heard this, and I almost couldn't hold back my laughter, this is a trick, it's almost the same as being blind.
Hu Badao gave him another thumbs up and continued to flatter:
"Awesome, Brother Xiao Zhou, you see that we are in a hurry to cross the lake, I just heard that it is going to rain hail recently, do you think when this hail will come down?"
Zhou Crow leaned back and closed his back when he heard this, patted his thigh and said:
"I was angry and talked about hail for a while, but there is no hail!!"
That's what we've been waiting for!!
I secretly sighed in my heart that Hu Badao really had a means, and in less than a few minutes, I unknowingly let this crow's mouth change his mouth willingly.
"No hail." As soon as the three words came out of Zhou Crow's mouth, we all breathed a sigh of relief.
When Hu Badao saw that his goal was achieved, he didn't stay longer, and after pretending to say a few words, he took us back to the village chief's house.
Although Zhou Crow changed his mouth, the village chief did not approve of it, after all, there was no precedent before, and it was difficult to say whether it would hail or not.
Village Chief Zou was stubborn, and even after we discussed for a long time, he didn't agree to send us away.
After giving Zhou Crow more than 1,000 yuan, there is not much left in the wallet, and I have the heart to buy the villager's boat and row it by myself, but it is far from enough, but if we can't cross the lake today, then the meaning of us taking a shortcut will be gone, and we will not be able to catch up with Yan Laosan and them at all.
What should I do if I can't get a boat? We were helpless at the lake, Hu Badao suddenly had an idea, as if he had thought of something, and turned to the sky and laughed.
We were stunned, thinking that he had something to do, but we didn't expect him to slowly say a ridiculous swishing attention.
"I don't know if the crow changed his words this week, but we can use his characteristics to make him say some bad things about Yan Laosan, as long as they are delayed, we don't have to worry!!"