"It's coming—"

Hearing the doorbell ringing at the door, Tang Xiangling put down the instant noodles that had just been soaked in his hand, and walked to the door to open the door while watching TV.

Ryan walked into Tang Xiangling's house and saw that this guy started eating instant noodles again, and couldn't help but complain: "You little rabbit cub, how long has it been since you got sick with stomach problems and started to indulge again?" ”

"Oops, you won't die if you eat it once or twice." Tang Xiangling waved his hand and moved the things piled up on the sofa next to him for Ryan to sit down.

Looking at the living room where Tang Xiangling's house had nowhere to stay, Ryan couldn't help but complain: "Didn't your mother clean up this house for you when you just moved here?" Why is it messing up like this again? ”

"An artist's life always has to be a little messy and beautiful to be truly artistic." Tang Xiangling winked at Ryan and argued, "What's the matter with coming to me today?" ”

"Of course, I told you last time, about copyright-related matters, and the location of your signing meeting." Ryan took out a bunch of materials from his bag and put them on the coffee table of Tang Xiangling's house, raised his eyes to see Tang Xiangling's expression, and couldn't help but ask, "Are you really divorced from that person in your family?" ”

"yes, didn't they all tell you on the phone?" Tang Xiangling took a sip of instant noodles and went in, accidentally splashed the soup into his throat, choked himself fiercely, and began to cough violently. Seeing this, Ryan hurriedly went to the side and poured her a glass of water for her to drink.

Tang Xiangling poured several glasses of water down violently, but he still felt that his throat was spicy and itchy, and he was extremely uncomfortable.

"And do you still write your new book?" Ryan patted Tang Xiangling's back and gave her a smooth breath, and asked.

"Of course, I'll write it." Tang Xiangling coughed and replied, "Originally, the plot in front was almost finished, but I really couldn't write it in the back, so I just let the male protagonist die." ”

"You're such a ruthless girl." Ryan gave Tang Xiangling a thumbs up, "Your new book has received a good response, and it is estimated that it will be able to publish a physical book soon." But if you really let the male protagonist die, I guess you won't have to buy a new blade for a few years. ”

"That's not right." Tang Xiangling picked up potato chips from the table, grabbed two handfuls and stuffed them into his mouth, "Besides, maybe I can change my style because of this incident, from sand sculpture youth literature to youth pain literature, do you think my readers will skyrocket?" ”

"Just you? Youth Pain Literature? Ryan thought there was something wrong with his ears, and his eyes widened, "My ancestor, don't make such jokes with me, you better follow your funny route honestly." ”

"Why?" Tang Xiangling was dissatisfied with Ryan's tone, "You see, I have just experienced a divorce now, and when I write an article, there is always a slight girl's sorrow in the text......"

"Come less. As far as you are still a girl, you are a young woman at best. Ryan hurriedly interrupted Tang Xiangling's thoughts, "Take a look, this is your contract." ”

"Didn't you show it for me?" Tang Xiangling said this, and he was about to take the contract from Ryan.

"You got me the chips from your hands! And the oil on your hands! Ryan glanced at Tang Xiangling's hand with disgust, because he had just eaten potato chips, and there was a faint glow on it, "This is a contract of tens of millions, can you take a little snack?" ”

"Well, doesn't that reflect the noble quality of my money as dung? I don't understand this. Tang Xiangling said this, but he still wiped his hand pretendically, took the contract in Ryan's hand and began to look at it carefully.

Ryan took advantage of this time to read the manuscript that Tang Xiangling needed to proofread.

The room suddenly became very quiet.

So Tang Xiangling's mobile phone ringtone at this moment became particularly abrupt.

"The sun and the moon are repeating themselves, who commands Qi - the sky, Qi - the sky breaks the grievances-"

The ringtone of the mobile phone scared Lai'an a lot, Tang Xiangling smiled at Lai'an embarrassedly, and quickly picked up the phone: "Hey, what's the matter with me?" ”

"I'm Tang Shun."

Hearing this name and this familiar voice, Tang Xiangling almost subconsciously wanted to throw his mobile phone ten meters away. But considering that the phone has not been long ago, and there is no money to buy a new one for the time being, I quickly took back my outstretched hand.

"Why did you call me all of a sudden." Tang Xiangling tried his best to keep his composure, "This is not your number?" ”

"This is Shen Xinwei's number." Tang Shun glanced at Shen Xinwei next to him.

Shen Xinwei could only smile bitterly at Tang Xiangling on the other end of the phone. Tang Shun just threatened and intimidated himself, asking him to hand over his mobile phone, saying that he was afraid that Tang Xiangling had blocked his mobile phone number, so he could only borrow his mobile phone to make this call.

"What's the matter with me?"

Tang Xiangling said this sentence almost word by word. Lai'an next to him was relatively close to Tang Xiangling, so he naturally heard Tang Shun's voice on the phone, looking like he was watching a good show.

"I received your stuff." Tang Shun opened his mouth and said.

Tang Xiangling knew that he was talking about the pig's trotter soup and ointment that he had entrusted to Shen Xinwei, and he didn't know what to say for a long time, and he was silent with his mobile phone.

Ryan couldn't stand it, laughed evilly next to him, coughed slightly, and said next to Tang Xiangling in a calm voice: "Baby, will I make you shredded chicken tonight?" ”

"What?" Tang Xiangling almost subconsciously answered Ryan's question with bright eyes, "Tear up the chicken!" I want to eat! ”

"Okay, I'll make shredded chicken for my dear baby-" Ryan deliberately dragged out his voice and leaned over to Tang Xiangling's phone and said.

The moment Tang Shun heard Ryan's voice, his whole person seemed to have been struck by lightning, and he couldn't move.

She's already with someone else's man.

"You don't have to send me these things again."

Tang Shun's anger value almost reached a peak, and he said coldly to Tang Xiangling as soon as he opened his mouth.

"The soup was so bad that I almost thought I was going to die after taking a sip. The pig's trotters are not stewed, and if you don't like it, I want to poison it, so I'll just say it. ”

"You're sick, Tang Shun!"

Tang Xiangling was about to explode when he heard Tang Shun's words, and he couldn't help but start trembling. Originally, he didn't think about shedding tears, but this tear gland seemed to be completely out of his control, and as soon as Tang Xiangling spoke, he began to fall down, even with a crying voice.

"I've been practicing for a long time to make this soup for you. All the money I was going to buy snacks was pig's trotters! It's hard to make a more satisfying soup, you actually say that! ”

"Did I ask you to do this?" Tang Shun said coldly, "Please, don't send me this kind of unpalatable thing in the future, which is so unpleasant that even a dog can't eat it." ”

"I won't feed you the dog in the future! I'm a psychopath, I'll take care of you! You'd better be scalded into a dead pig! ”

Tang Xiangling yelled at Tang Shun on the other side of the phone, and immediately poked the hang up button fiercely, hugged Laian and began to cry bitterly.

Ryan didn't expect that his prank would cause such a big tragedy, and he was very embarrassed, comforting Tang Xiangling in his arms, thinking that he might really make a torn chicken tonight to make amends for her.

Tang Shun on the other side of the phone also hung up the phone angrily, and before it was almost thrown to the ground by Tang Shun, Shen Xinwei hurriedly rescued his mobile phone from his hand.

"Tang Shun, it's really not me who said you." Shen Xinwei stroked the screen of her favorite machine, and couldn't help but complain about what Tang Shun did just now, "What you just said is really not human." ”

Tang Shun snorted coldly and said, "What I said is the truth. ”

"You fuck your shit." Shen Xinwei ruthlessly debunked Tang Shun, "I don't know who drank all the soup sent by others before?" actually said that other people's soup doesn't even eat dogs, so aren't you even as good as dogs? ”

Shen Xinwei's words made Tang Shun unable to continue at all, so he simply responded to Shen Xinwei's questioning with silence.

"So what the hell did she just say to make you so angry?"

"Nothing." Tang Shun said sullenly, "I interrupted her date." ”

"What? Appointment? Shen Xinwei thought she had misheard, and hurriedly asked, "Who is she dating?" Where did you go on a date? ”

"At her house." Tang Shun was angry when he thought of the male voice who appeared on the phone just now, "I said that I would make her shredded chicken to eat at night, and called her baby, and the tone was very intimate." ”

Shen Xin looked at Tang Shun's puffing appearance and couldn't help but start laughing. Tang Shun didn't understand what was so funny about this, he glared at Shen Xinwei viciously and said, "What are you laughing at?" ”

"I laugh at you, Tang, someone is carried away by love." Shen Xin patted Tang Shun's shoulder in a low voice, "Look at your flying vinegar food, the sour taste is almost smoking me-"

"I'm not jealous, why should I be jealous? I don't need to be jealous. Tang Shun shook his head and hurriedly denied the three links, resolutely refusing to look directly at the reality that he was jealous. Shen Xinwei was a bystander, but he could see it clearly.

According to Tang Shun's current performance, he is definitely jealous.

"So if you don't understand the situation, don't be jealous." Shen Xinwei said, "There are a lot of girls' voices now, and they were originally like male voices when they were released on the phone. Or maybe someone deliberately wants to try you and deliberately pretends to be a male voice? ”

"Who's that boring?" Tang Shun snorted coldly, looking completely disbelieving.

"Okay, take 10,000 steps back." Shen Xinwei analyzed to Tang Shun, "If that is really a man, everyone knows that Tang Xiangling makes shredded chicken to eat, but you take the soup that Tang Xiangling made for you and say that it is unpalatable." If I had changed, I would have thrown you into the arms of the shredded chicken immediately. ”

When Shen Xinwei said this, Tang Shun felt as if there was a little truth, but he didn't believe it very much. Shen Xinwei didn't expect that Tang Shun, as a married person, still had such a low EQ, so he sighed helplessly and said to Tang Shun: "They all said to chase their crematorium, according to your current situation, I see you, you may not be able to recover your wife in this life." ”