Chapter 254: Falling in Love with His Back
Fortunately, there is no one here, fortunately, this beauty in front of her is a second-class goods, otherwise Lei Jiansheng is really speechless.
"The reason why I accidentally touched your place was not intentional on my part, don't be careful." Lei Jiansheng let out a long sigh and whispered softly.
"It's not that I'm too careful, it's that you have too many hearts, you can't get along with that place over and over again, and you let me touch it to see if your chest is soft, by the way, you don't have a meat camel, what's in there?" Blue Rose asked curiously.
"Nothing, just bones and flesh."
"Oh, it turns out that the man is different from us, so you tell me, the two of us, what else is different?" Blue Rose's curiosity today was too much, and she investigated the body structure of men and women, which made Lei Jiansheng feel unspeakably embarrassed.
"We are different in everything, so don't ask any more questions, otherwise how can we be called a man and a woman."
"That's right, men are weird creatures." Blue Rose thought for a moment and agreed with Thunder Sword's words.
"What are we going to do now?" Lei Jiansheng asked.
"Of course, I'm going to grab those two little rabbits, put them in a rattan cage, and take them home to play."
"We can peel them and make soup and drink them." Lei Jiansheng suggested.
Blue Rose's eyes widened, staring at him deadly, and only after a long time did she say, "You are very cruel, such a small animal, you can bear to kill them?" I can tell you, since we were children, the concubine Niangniang warned us, saying not to trample on ants when walking, not to burn moths when lighting lamps, and to respect living things, how can you say such cruel words? ”
"We are carnivores, so naturally we have to eat some meat food, how can we be cruel? Don't you eat meat and go vegetarian? You're not a nun, why are you living so hard? ”
"Of course I eat meat, but I didn't kill those meat animals, and of course I want to eat dead animals." Blue Rose said eloquently.
"Isn't this okay, you don't dare to kill, you won't kill, I can serve, why don't we catch more pheasants or something today, take them home to stew soup and drink, tell you, the delicacies of the mountains and seas are very nourishing and nutritious, and the taste is very delicious."
We just grabbed some and went home, and let the old lady stew and drink it on the grass, and maybe he would be cured. Lei Jiansheng suggested with a smile.
"Actually, if I want to catch those pheasants or something, it's all a matter of hand-to-hand capture, I just need to shout a few times, and they will obediently line up, and I can catch whoever I catch......"
"Hahaha, hahaha, you are the king of Warcraft, you can catch whoever you want, Blue Rose, you are too funny to talk about!" Lei Jiansheng couldn't help but laugh.
"You don't believe me, are you laughing at me? If you don't believe me, I'll call those animals over and say to them, be careful today, this man next to me is a big villain, he's going to take a few of you home and stew them to drink, and I'll make sure you get nothing today." ”
"Really, if you show your skills, I'll serve you!" The sound of the thunder sword couldn't stop his laughter, and the laughter continued.
"You man, it's really funny, one moment serious, the next moment you laugh and tremble, I really don't understand what you are." Blue Rose muttered as she continued, "I can command even ants, and these larger animals are easier to handle." Let's find a bigger lawn first, otherwise I'm afraid the animals won't be able to squeeze in and will fight. ”
Lei Jiansheng saw that the blue rose was really funny, so he looked around and found that there was really a vast lawn not far away, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Let's go there, do you think it?" ”
"Oh, there's a nice lawn there, maybe there's a lot of mushrooms to pick, let's go there, let's go." Blue Rose was overjoyed.
Lei Jiansheng took the lead, took a step, and just wanted to stride towards the big lawn, when suddenly the blue rose that followed jumped on his back, and laughed in his mouth: "It's comfortable to hold from behind, it's more comfortable for you to walk with me on your back, and a man's back is comfortable." ”
"You have your own feet, why do you want others to carry them, you don't have a face, come down quickly." Lei Jiansheng shouted aggrievedly.
"Who made your back so comfortable, I just don't come down, if you don't come down, I want you to carry me for the rest of your life." Blue Rose shouted very domineeringly, and her voice was louder than the sound of the thunder sword.
"You female devil, shameless, come down, come down." Lei Jiansheng said angrily, he was very angry.
The blue rose couldn't come down, and kept beating the man's head, pulling the man's ears, and pinching the man's cheek.
Lei Jiansheng was tossed by her, looking at the small dirt slope under his feet was very gentle, and suddenly thinking about it, he smiled and said: "If you don't come down, I have a way to let you come down." ”
"I won't come down by any means, whatever trick you want, in short, I just won't come down." Blue Rose wrapped her hand around Lei Jiansheng's neck, smiling hippie and brazen.
Lei Jiansheng asked Blue Rose again and again, she couldn't insist on walking by herself.
"Then don't blame me!" Thunder Sword grinned wickedly.
"Don't blame it, it's my own will, I won't blame you." Blue Rose said.
Lei Jiansheng suddenly squatted down, and the two of them became side by side: "Let me ask again, if you come down or not, otherwise I will roll down the hill." ”
"What kind of trick should I be, just roll myself as a ball, you get out, I'm not afraid." Blue Rose subconsciously hugged her hand tighter. The thunder sword didn't feel angry, and it really rolled up.
Blue Rose buried her head tightly behind the man's back, protecting her face, safe and sound, and thought it was very funny.
After a while, the two of them reached the bottom of the small mound, and when Blue Rose saw that there was no movement, she asked tentatively, "So fast, what the hell?" ”
Lei Jiansheng couldn't cry or laugh, and said angrily: "You haven't had a good time yet, do you want to go up and roll again?" ”
"It doesn't matter if you roll ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times, this is the most fun." Blue Rose said with a grin.
Lei Jiansheng endured the pain of a woman tossing in her back, the woman is not very heavy, and she doesn't feel tired when she carries it, but her flesh is too developed, and people can't help but want to get into it.
"You're still honestly carrying me, don't play any tricks, and you won't be able to fight me if you say ten." Blue Rose said proudly.
"You are shameless, shameless, men and women can't have such close contact, do you understand?"
The happier the woman tossed on his back, the more Lei Jiansheng felt that he was living like a year, not to mention that he didn't know the taste of a woman, that kind of deadly stimulation made him struggling, and he was about to lose his support.