Chapter 64: The Road to the Underground Palace
"This brother, can I ask what this is?" Generations of twilight rain road.
"O dungeon! You don't know? The long-tongued man looked at her in disbelief.
"The dungeon? It's hell. ”
"Shh
"What's wrong?" Twilight asked.
The man with the long tongue looked left and right, pulled her into a small alley, and only dared to speak after knowing that there was no one around.
"This can't be called hell, it must be called the underground palace, otherwise you will be killed by the king."
"Is it so scary? But I'm already dead, how can I be killed......"
The long-tongued ghost finds it very difficult to communicate with a new ghost to hers. First of all, she doesn't understand what she said, and there are a lot of problems, if she collides with the ghost, this is not a joke.
"Brother Tai, I don't know anyone here, so if you help me, you can tell me what kind of character this Wang Jun is."
Looking at Dai Duyu's pitiful little eyes, the long-tongued ghost was also a little soft-hearted.
"That's it, I'll just do it to the end."
He dragged her to a dilapidated inn, where the ghosts were all ragged, and their eyes drifted to the point where they didn't know what they were looking at.
"The shopkeeper, an upper room." The long-tongued ghost called.
"Okay, two guest officers upstairs."
Dai Duyu followed them all the way up to the second floor, the handrail of the staircase was made of human hand skeletons, and then looked at the door, there was actually a skull hanging on it.
Dai Duyu is also a person who has died once, but he is still a little scared in his heart.
After all, I don't know why I came to this place, but my instinct tells her that it's not easy, and she doesn't need to care too much. Perhaps, this is just a real dream.
She began to grow bold, blatantly looking at the skull, which seemed to understand, and the bone rose slightly, making a smiling motion.
Twilight felt goosebumps rise all over her body, and she leaned against the long-tongued ghost, at least subconsciously, she thought it was a good ghost.
"Do the two guest officers need bone wine?"
Dai Duyu was shocked, what is bone wine......
"Have a cup." The long-tongued ghost said, and pulled out a wad of nether coins.
Dai Duyu was stunned, even if it was a dream, it didn't need to be so real, she really wanted to pinch herself, but she was afraid that if she really woke up, she wouldn't see what would happen next.
The ghost called Shopkeeper got the money and left one by one.
"Brother Tai, tell me quickly, I want to hear about that king."
"Don't worry, you see that you must not have been dead for long, let's sit down and rest first." The long-tongued ghost said.
"But I don't know how I died......"
"Sit down and drink some bone wine first, maybe you can remember it or not?" The long-tongued ghost winked at her and said.
Dai Duyu gave him a blank look, this ghost is obviously playing tricks, and he has to sell Guanzi, which is really hateful.
"If it's someone who isn't dead, can you come in?" Dai Duyu asked tentatively.
She was afraid that if she told him that she wasn't dead yet, she might be eaten as an alien......
The long-tongued ghost also glanced at her suspiciously, looking at her ignorant appearance, it couldn't be that the soul was forced out of the body!
He sat up suddenly, and the table shook, "You're not dead, are you?" ”
"I don't know, but I don't think I'm dead."
"Then how did you get in?" The long-tongued ghost looked at her in horror.
"I don't understand." Dai Duyu said lightly.
"Have you had any strange experiences before?"
Dai Duyu thought for a while, and said, "I wasn't in that world before, I crossed over, and then I woke up like I had fallen off a cliff, and then, I was poisoned, and I woke up yesterday." ”
The long-tongued ghost looked at her with tears in his eyes, she was so pitiful.
Twilight ignored him and continued, "I met a couple tonight, and they made me drink their chrysanthemum wine, and then I fell unconscious, but I knew afterwards that they were going to kill me!" ”
"Girl, your fate is a bit bumpy, and the king may not dare to accept you when he sees it." The long-tongued ghost said helplessly.
The corners of Dai Duyu's mouth twitched, didn't he just turn around and say that his life was hard......
"What kind of existence is Wang Jun?"
"Ahem, listen up, Wang Jun is the master of this dungeon, that is, what you mortals call Lord Hades, but he is young and a legend of this dungeon."
Looking at the proud look of the long-tongued ghost, Dai Duyu sighed in his heart, it turns out that there are also objects of worship by ten thousand ghosts in this underworld.
"Isn't it handsome?" Dai Duyu asked with a "serious face".
The long-tongued ghost swallowed his saliva, why did this girl have such strange questions? It's really hard for him to be a ghost who has to do good deeds when he comes to the underworld.
"Girl, although you look peerless, the king may not like you."
"I'll just ask, I still don't like him." Dai Duyu replied.
"Okay, okay, anyway, just look out the window." The long-tongued ghost pointed outside.
Dai Duyu looked in the direction he was pointing, many people were queuing, but they all looked like female ghosts, ringed fat and thin, everything.
"Brother, what is this?"
"Choose a concubine for the king." The long-tongued ghost said.
"Isn't it an exaggeration to say that there are so many people?"
"It's not an exaggeration, although this selection of concubines is every year, but Wang Jun just picks a few to go back to be sweeping maids."
Dai Duyu is almost in tears, this guy is too tyrannical, there are so many stunning female ghosts, why can't he look down on it?
"Brother, what should their husband do?"
The long-tongued ghost glanced at the "ignorant" woman and said, "The king has decreed that intermarriage is forbidden in the underworld. ”
"Huh? Wouldn't that be too impersonal? ”
"Why, if they like it, they can go to the ancient temple in the wild at any time to ask for marriage, and then reincarnate together. This ancient temple will give each of them a red line, and with this red line, they are not afraid that they will not be able to find each other in the next life. ”
"What about the old moon? Isn't this robbing him of his job? Dai Duyu asked again.
The long-tongued ghost licked the tea on the table with his tongue, and his eyes stared at Twilight, expressing sympathy for the questions you could ask so many idiots.
"Yue Lao is to draw the line for those who are scattered, but the line will be broken, and the ancient temple here will not, but there will be confusion."
"Deranged?"
"Yes, that is, you may be in one world and your sweetheart has gone to another. If it weren't for a miracle, you wouldn't have met at all. ”
"In this way, you are really powerful in this underworld." Dai Duyu sneered.
The marriage has already been decided by being a ghost, so what's the point of the next life?
"Girl, you can't say that, it's all something you love me for, and I'm a ghost, and I don't have any distractions in my heart, so it's best to make a marriage at this time."
Dai Duyu thought about it, and it seemed that it was too, it seemed that he hadn't thought deeply enough.
"Thank you for your advice!"
The long-tongued ghost shook his hand embarrassedly, "You're welcome, I'm just a panicked." ”
"There are so few good ghosts like Brother Tai, and it's really a blessing for me to meet it today." Twilight continued.
The long-tongued ghost felt that someone could finally appreciate him, so tears of emotion flowed down his face.
"You are the first person to praise me in this underground palace, I am so moved." The long-tongued ghost said.
Dai Duyu smiled awkwardly and comforted him not to cry anymore.
She felt that this thing must have been a crybaby in her previous life, and these tears actually came as soon as she said it, and it was still the kind that didn't want money to fall.
"Why hasn't the second shopkeeper brought the wine yet, do you want to wait for Lao Tzu to die!" The long-tongued ghost roared out.
This roar startled the shopkeeper, who was just chatting with other ghosts and forgot about it.
He brought up the wine in a fart, and that attitude was pretty good, but the long-tongued ghost didn't intend to let him go.
"Lao Tzu is here to give you face, look at the quality of your service, it's too bad, I can't find someone as bad as you in this underworld! I'm going to give a bad review! ”
Dai Duyu looked at him, wait, he said bad reviews! Bad review!
She couldn't hold back the joy in her heart, and looked at him with a look of surprise, and the long-tongued ghost thought that she was worshiping her scolding skills, so she scolded even more vigorously.
The shopkeeper didn't expect this ghost to be so unreasonable, and he was afraid that even those female ghosts would not be able to do it.
"Guest, I'm really sorry, this wine is free for you, what do you think of this?" The shopkeeper said doggedly.
The long-tongued ghost listened to the anger that slowly subsided, if it was changed in normal times, he would not be polite, he had to make a big fuss.
"Guest officer, you drink first, I'll go and get busy first." The shopkeeper left these words and floated away.
"Do you like takeout?" Dai Duyu asked coldly.
The long-tongued ghost was stunned, and the bone wine jar in his hand was shattered, takeaway?
"Are you ......?" He stammered.
"I am and am the man of the century."
The long-tongued ghost couldn't believe his ears, he had been here for so long, and today he finally found a contemporary.
"Compatriots!" He hugged Twilight with tears in his eyes, and the snot and tears desperately wiped Twilight's clothes.
Dai Duyu patted him on the back in disgust, this ghost may be stupid here, he just said that there is such a thing as crossing, why didn't he care?
"Brother Tai, don't get excited, we have a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and we are talking about the two of us." Dai Duyu said comfortingly.
"Yes, Lao Tzu can be regarded as a fellow."
"Hmm."
Next, he picked up the fragments on the ground in distress, but it was really a waste of this rare bone wine, although he often eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles, but this bone wine asks him for a month's paper money.
"This bone wine is delicious?" Dai Duyu asked, it was a pity to see that he had nothing to love in his life.