Chapter 179: How to get rid of this calamity
Blue Rose was overjoyed, she couldn't wait, she had to call out the extra one immediately, otherwise she would tie him up to a tree and whip him hard with a rattan.
"That's not going to work, you have to go to the room to get one more thing."
Why is this so? Is there an extra thing that can't see the light? Blue Rose tilted her head, her index finger under her chin, her eyes rolling.
"Little fairy, you're so smart, you're right, that extra thing, just can't see the light, when it sees the light or someone else disturbs it, it will be soft, drooping its head, and it won't become a boss and grow, and the most important thing is that the game it is best at will not work."
"You say it can't see the light, I think it's a bad thing, don't look at it." Blue Rose said.
"The little fairy is not right, bad things are not necessarily not visible, good things are not necessarily light, what is not seen is not necessarily bad things, what can be seen is not necessarily good things, this thing I told you, although it cannot see the light, but it is the best thing in the world.
As long as a woman uses this thing often, she can stay young and prolong her life, and she can become more and more beautiful and tender; If you get used to it and don't play for a day, your heart will be like thousands of ants crawling in your heart. ”
Blue Rose didn't believe that in this world, there were any things she hadn't played, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and crawling on the ground, which she hadn't played.
She grabbed Brother Ying's collar and said with a smile: "Goblin, listen well, if you dare to coax me, I will not only tie you up and smoke you with rattan, but also let you be gnawed by thousands of ants, and finally turn into a pile of white bones."
It doesn't seem right, it shouldn't be a pile of white bones, it's a pile of sawdust, right, you are a wild pockmark, and you have the audacity to drill the body of a living person, but this thing has nothing to do with me, I only do my serious thing, that is, have fun and enjoy life. ”
Brother Eagle listened to Blue Rose's punishment words, and couldn't help but shudder, and even had the heart to dispel bad intentions, to be honest, he was really afraid of being devoured by ten thousand ants.
"Then, I think it's better to forget it, I still don't want to try it, in case you don't like it, take me a small meal, and it will be troublesome to use ten thousand ants to devour my heart."
"Goblin, you want to regret it now, hehe, have you gotten my consent?" Blue Rose sneered, playing with a dogtail in her hand.
"To play or not to play, you have to get your consent, little fairy, you're too domineering!" Brother Eagle protested loudly.
"Are you underwhelmed?" Blue Rose picked up the dogtail grass and swept it in Brother Eagle's face, and Brother Eagle dodged again and again.
"You rushed to let me play with you, and said that I had never played that kind of game, and I even put down the big thing of training the Million Ant Army, for what, isn't it because of the bullshit game you said, what kind of game do you say, you can stay young, you can become more and more tender, more and more beautiful, and you can prolong your life, and you also said that after playing, you will panic if you don't play for a day.
These are all what you said, this fairy honestly tells you, I really haven't played such a good game, and now you want to break the contract unilaterally, believe it or not, I'll pump you now, and I'll whip you with rattan now!
After pumping your skin, sprinkle sugar water on your wounds, and let my army of millions of ants slowly gnaw at your flesh and your internal organs, making your life worse than death. ”
When Brother Eagle thought of the tragic situation that Blue Rose said, his legs trembled in fright, and the urine in his crotch couldn't help but flow out.
He fell to his knees with a thud, kowtowed to the blue rose, and said, "Little fairy, you can spare me!" ”
His bowels are green now, and he regrets that he shouldn't have come here to provoke this fierce and beautiful fairy.
"Little fairy, your bird hasn't been fed yet, I think the bird is fed first and then go to play that game, do you think it?" Brother Eagle wanted to divert Blue Rose's attention, and then slipped away, vowing in his heart that he would never step into the back mountain again.
"What do you say?" Blue Rose looked down and smiled at Brother Eagle's face.
Brother Ying complained bitterly, why when other women were stared at by themselves, they would be so shy that they lowered their eyebrows and drooped their heads, but he was a big man, and in the hands of the little fairy, he only had low eyebrows and pleasing eyes.
He dodged and flashed the blue rose's clear eyes, not daring to look directly into the woman's eyes.
"I'm done with this game today!" Blue Rose was very interested, and she frowned at the bubble of urine under Brother Eagle's crotch, "I said you goblin, haven't you learned how to eat, drink, and sleep?" ”
"I, I'm ......" Brother Ying's face was flushed, embarrassed to say that he was scared to pee.
"I've heard a lot of women scold stinky men and stinky men, has this goblin become a man and a stinky goblin?" Blue Rose muttered to herself, then grabbed Brother Eagle and threw her into the lake.
"I'm not good at water, I'm not good at water!" Brother Eagle's body landed in the center of the lake in his own words.
Brother Eagle was washing and pondering how to get rid of this scourge.
In the past, when Yaya was there, there was also a person who gave advice, and since the drunken flower sent Yaya away, he has lost his backbone.
"Yaya, why are you leaving, this is not a house for drunken flowers, he is a foreign invader like us, why are you afraid of him? Hey, I don't know what tricks Drunken Flower used to force her away.
Intoxicated flowers, intoxicated flowers, you have a favorite woman, so you quietly sent away my favorite woman, is this like words? And that beautiful Xiaoyue girl, you also drove away, just drive away the beautiful Dao Gu, why do you affect so many people?
Fortunately, the little fairy was coaxed and locked in the back mountain, otherwise she would definitely be in a catastrophe. Hey, the ones who should go are not gone, and the ones who shouldn't be gone are here, God, do you have long eyes? ”
Brother Ying cursed the drunken flower for ruining his good deeds, and on the other hand, he felt that he really had no way to deal with this little fairy, and he was so irritable that he died.
There are things on the mind, and the movements are naturally slow, and doing things seems to be grinding.
"I said goblin, are you preparing for the New Year, the pig is moving so slowly, does it take so long to wash a soak of urine?" The blue rose on the shore was bored, and she was worried about the game played in Brother Eagle's mouth, so she was reluctant to leave, otherwise she would have run away without a trace.
"I ...... I haven't washed it yet, I haven't washed it yet...... Okay, you wait patiently, wait! Brother Eagle prevaricated, and Blue Rose urged impatiently.
"Wait, do you want me to wait until my hair and beard are gray before I go ashore? I see that you are clearly perfunctory to me, you goblin, dare to play under my nose, see how I clean you up! ”
Blue Rose flew towards Brother Eagle with the blue ribbon in her hand quite smartly!