"The Legend of the Taiping"

The Western Regions offer Hu monks, there is a curse.

Spells can kill people and give birth to people.

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On the evening of September 23, he stood in front of Chen Xiaowu's paper shop, looking haggard and disappointed.

What happened to this cheerful soul slayer?

The gray entrustment records on the mobile phone tell a frustrating fact - the vast majority of funders have voluntarily revoked the entrustment.

In order to thoroughly check these documents, Ye Bei ran all over the entire urban area one by one, a total of more than 300 households and two large-scale public offerings, and the oil money burned in a day was enough for him to drink a pot.

The bleak autumn wind blew through Mr. Ye's green hair, and he didn't feel a sense of sadness in his heart.

When Chen Xiaowu opened the curtain of the paper shop, the owner of the paper shop couldn't help but be shocked when he saw his old friend's wandering appearance.

Chen Xiaowu drew a table and chair, took out a tea set, and waited for Brother Ye's tea.

Ye Bei didn't say a word, slumped on the chair, threw down the burden, and took out a purple clay pot from the bag, which overflowed with the fragrance of Tieguanyin.

The cat owner jumped off his shoulder, chose a thick soft futon and fell asleep.

Xiao Wu spoke slowly.

"Brother Ye, have you fallen out of love?"

Ye Bei: "I'm unemployed, and I won't have any work before the National Day." ”

"Unemployed?" Xiao Wu was puzzled: "How can you be unemployed?" There are more than 6 million people in Hengyin City, isn't there a dead person waiting for you to collect? ”

Ye Bei: "The reputation is outside, in this place of Hengyin, the dead don't want me to overdo it, it seems that I have to wait for the little leader to give me a new notice." ”

The two of them lowered their heads together, Xiao Wu carried the purple clay pot, listened to the sound of the clear water of the tea soup into the cup, and offered a glass to Mr. Ye.

"Brother Ye, atmosphere, are you going to open a branch elsewhere?"

Ye Bei took a sip of the teacup, and the gloomy meaning in his heart gradually faded.

"My roots are here, where can I go?"

Chen Xiaowu straightened his horse coat, put away the hem of his long clothes, sat on the boss's chair, and poured himself a drink.

This foreigner, like Ye Bei, has an indescribable sense of vicissitudes in his eyes.

"Is there a single business gone?"

Ye Bei: "More than 300 commissions, the guests seem to have received the news in advance, knowing that I am coming, they will go to the town in front of the bank in advance to line up and wait for the bad luck to collect." ”

"So exaggerated?" Xiao Wu was shocked, if Ye Bei had no business, his magic weapon would not be useful!

Ye Bei said: "There are a few upright Tie Hanhan, most of them are in Yangshou, there are concerns, and they refuse to leave, I am very happy, I want to reason with them, and I want to talk to the guests about happy things." ”

Xiao Wuyi clapped his hands and said happily: "Then there is still business to do, and then what?" ”

Ye Bei: "Then they were so frightened that they were holding knives and wanted to cut my handsome and dashing face......"

"So sinister? Can't say a word? Xiao Wu asked in surprise: "You didn't entertain people well?" Ask it for tea? ”

Ye Bei covered his face, his emotions suddenly became excited, his tone suddenly became tough, and his smile gradually had murderous intent.

"I'm invited! It's a punch of seconds! What is there to say! ”

In this whole day, Ye Bei earned less than 8,000 yuan, and spent 600 yuan on oil.

The two men smoked cigarettes and looked at the sunset in the glass window of the Zhongjian Building in the distance, it was so beautiful that people couldn't speak.

"Any more commissions?" Xiao Wu patted Mr. Ye on the shoulder.

Ye Bei put the mobile phone on the table, and there was the last order.

This one is more of a prank than a commission.

The client's name reads "Don't tell you!" 】

The bounty reads "Guess! 】

These two exclamation points were used superbly, fully conveying the client's malice to Ye Bei.

"This ......" Chen Xiaowu took his mobile phone and looked at it carefully.

Ye Bei's spirit perked up slightly: "You can take a good look, because this matter is very special, I came to you to ask." ”

Chen Xiaowu stroked the smooth and new fuselage, and he sighed,

"Brother Ye, have you bought a mobile phone?"

"You're showing me what's going on!" Ye Bei took a bite of the purple clay pot, and there was still a desolate meaning in his heart that the rabbit had hidden the fox and the dead dog was sad.

Chen Xiaowu smiled hippie and looked down at the commissioned content.

[Videotape]

When he saw this title, he understood why Ye Bei wanted to come to him Chen Xiaowu for this behavior.

All supernatural props linked to photos, audio tapes, and video tapes that can record sound, light, and shadow paintings are mostly related to [spells], and it is very rare for [Fu Fu Fushen] to be a spirit that borrows objects to harm in the Chinese cultural environment.

Therefore, most of these props are used by wicked people and evil things to make trouble, and spells are an area that Ye Bei, a half-hung soul exterminator, is not good at, so he came to find Chen Xiaowu.

Looking at the detailed description of the power of attorney, the context is more like a harassment letter written to Ye Bei.

【Hello! Mr. Ye. 】

[I have a box of videotapes, it's dangerous, every time it's played, it's got a completely different picture, and it's hiding hundreds of different horror movies. 】

Ye Bei: "Did you notice something wrong?" ”

"I've just just started watching it......," Chen Xiaowu replied, "There's nothing wrong with it, except for being kind...... Wait a minute. ”

Xiao Wu's head turned around and noticed that something was wrong.

"Why is this person called you Mr. Ye? Why do you know that video tapes are dangerous? Has the client read it hundreds of times? ”

- Ye Bei shrugged, he also had this kind of doubt in his heart.

The power of attorney was screened and re-written and typeset by Su Xingchen, and the format introduction and description of the case were very public, and this intelligence officer was an emotionless working machine when screening the power of attorney, and most of the names of Ye Bei would become "Ye Bei Detective".

"Why not Mr. Tea? Your external name is Mr. Tea, but this person knows your real name. Xiao Wu was suspicious in his heart, and took the case: "Could it be Sima Yao?" Xiaobei, did you mention that woman to me? Is she the one who made you a ghost? ”

"It's not." Ye Bei raised his hand to signal a little calm, "Sit down and watch slowly." If it was Sima Yao, she wouldn't have made so many detours, she once helped me in Ruyun Mountain. ”

Sima Yao asked Ye Bei to do something, and reported his real name as soon as possible, and never had the intention of hiding his head and showing his tail.

On the night of the old house in Hexi, Yebei built a library for this mysterious woman and cooked tea soup.

After the matter was completed, Sima Yao also asked Ye Bei to leave the scene quickly to avoid the disaster of Poor Qi - if she wanted Ye Bei's life, why bother, and she would not pay Ye Bei.

Listen to Sima Yao in the mouth of the cat master - the poor beast is deeply disgusted by this person, no matter how you think Sima Yao will not be a wicked person.

Thinking like this, Xiao Wu's eyes flickered frequently.

"There is another possibility...... The 'man' who has beaten you before. Xiao Wu lowered his head and muttered, he put down his mobile phone, hurriedly entered the house and took out a handful of red ropes, as well as a dozen copper coins.

This is the copper coin sword that Ye Bei borrowed from the fifth brother to fight monsters when he first entered the industry, and only these few sections of red rope and copper coins remained.

Ye Bei accepted the copper coin, threw the red rope back, and he muttered.

"Keep watching."

Xiao Wu lowered his head, and then went to look at the power of attorney with unknown directions.

[Mr. Ye, I will send you this box of videotapes, count them carefully, when you see this commission, the courier is almost there. I'm sure you've been depressed about the rumors of your "female ghost harvester" in the ghosts lately. 】

[I hope it can give you some fun.] 】

[Client: I won't tell you!] 】

[Bounty: Guess! 】

Chen Xiaowu changed to a serious attitude.

"Brother Ye, do you have a clue?"

Ye Bei played with the copper coin in his palm——

- He replied carefully, turning through his recollections.

"Yes, very clear, very vague."

The fifth brother asked anxiously: "Your erratic answer really makes me scratch my head, Brother Ye, you often call me a scholar, ask me to speak human words, you can make it clear at one time, you asked me to use a magic weapon to fight monsters before, what kind of guy did you meet?" Now it seems that people are starting to find you to have fun. ”

Ye Bei said frankly: "I'm thinking about how to use elegant words to depict the fact that I was beaten so much that my mother doesn't even know it. ”

Xiao Wu comforted Ye Bei: "It's okay, hmm...... In this way, Brother Ye, if you are really taboo, you can't pull your face, there were places where you were beaten before, you can replace it with the word 'fight back and forth', so there is no shame. ”

"Okay." Ye Bei said the most likely one among the several alternative answers in his heart.

"When I was eighteen years old, I met Lady Orchid."

"I don't know what kind of monster she is, I don't recognize her at all, she looked thirty-four or five years old, she had a great figure, she was very beautiful. She likes to chat with me, because I am the first soul slayer in Hengyin to recognize her demon body with the method of looking at [qi], and dare to come to her for stubble. ”

"At her house, we talked for about three hours, and she said that she wanted to cook for me, but there was no rice at home, so I excused myself to go downstairs to buy rice, went back to your shop, and asked you to borrow a copper coin sword."

"I remember that, and then?"

"I bought the rice and went to the door with my sword. I found Lady Orchid stewing meat, I don't know what kind of meat it was, but it didn't smell like any dish I'd smelled anyway. ”

"It can't be human flesh, right?"

"I don't know, there was only one word in my head at the time - war fuck.

Xiao Wu pondered the body of "Lady Orchid" in Ye Bei's mouth, he flipped through the classic lecture notes of the encyclopedia in his head, and there were few detailed records about flower demon cannibalism.

"Later...... How are you doing? ”

Ye Bei lit a cigarette and thought about it for a long, long time.

Listen to him –

"—I fought back and forth with her that night."

"Exactly?" Xiao Wu wanted to find answers from the details of the battle.

Ye Bei replied: "At the beginning, I used a sword, she used her hands, from the living room to the kitchen, I was thrown out of the window, hung on the canopy on the eighth floor, she didn't let me go, threw back to the bedroom and then fought back and forth." ”

"Wait a minute...... I want you to change the verb, these years the animal world has been pornographic, you be careful......" Xiao Wu hasn't finished speaking.

Ye Bei took a puff of his cigarette and carefully recalled the details.

"Then the sword shattered, and my clothes told her to tear them with her paws, and I vaguely remember that she had pink nail polish on her paws, and said that pink was very flesh-colored. The battle is bleeding, there is no weapon, I am a little scared, I want to go back to your shop to borrow another weapon. ”

Xiao Wu: "Forget it, you can continue, I won't interrupt you." ”

"Yes, I came back with a blue nose and swollen face, and asked you for a second copper coin sword." Ye Bei knocked lightly on the table: "After squatting downstairs for more than three hours, I was thinking, I must not be able to bear this situation of 'fighting back and forth' just now, and I have to find a way to lure Mrs. Orchid out of the house." ”

"And ......," Ye Bei scratched his head, "and then I saw her shouting from upstairs—"

Ye Bei put one hand to his mouth, as if he was imitating Mrs. Orchid in his memory, and his tone was delicate.

"Mr. Ye! ~Let's play! I haven't had enough of it! ”

The fifth brother was full of excitement.

Ye Bei explained the reason for the fifth brother.

"Among the monsters I have beaten, only Mrs. Orchid calls me Mr. Ye."

"Although I and a few other good brothers have fought back and forth, they call me a cub, a dead boy, and a pigeon. Only Mrs. Orchid calls me Mr. Ye. ”

The little fifth brother has entered the story listening mode.

"You can go on."

"I heard her taunt, and for a moment my blood was in high spirits, and I rushed upstairs without thinking."

"This time...... Lady Orchid, what trick did she use? Can you see the yokai features on her? Xiao Wu asked for specific details.

Ye Bei said: "I fought back and forth with her hand, and her palm seemed to have iron ingots and sharp knives, but in ten seconds, your tattered copper coin sword was broken again." ”

"Hiss......" Xiao Wu looked confused, "Do orchids have thorns?" ”

Leave that at that.

Xiao Wu asked, "How did you get out?" ”

Ye Bei said carefully: "I went up to recognize my good sister and helped her wash the dishes." Clean well, and tell her to pay more attention to the body, red ginger tea with longan is more beautiful, don't always eat meat, it's not good for the skin, and give her the rice you brought on your body, on the carpet in front of the TV in the living room, and she fought back and forth, and then she sent me out and said - Mr. Ye, goodbye. ”

"When you came back to me...... Covered in blood. Xiao Wu thought back to the scene at that time.

"Yes." Ye Bei recalled the ethereal Sima Yao, and added: "From now on, I will never be afraid of ghosts anymore." I didn't receive any commissions related to these monsters, maybe they had already left Hengyin City, or maybe they were hiding somewhere and living the life of ordinary people. Who knows...... The client knows where my new home is, what I've been up to lately, and he/she/it knows me all about it. ”

"I took this commission. Little Wu, help me, let's go back and see what's weird about that cassette. ”

Chen Xiaowu stood up and went back to the store to prepare the magic weapon, "I'll go and prepare!" ”

Ye Bei pinched the joints of the hand bones of the ghost's body, clicking

"I'm going to fight this Lady Orchid seriously this time!"