Chapter 111: It's finally a little coquettish
Early the next morning, Ye Bei received a notice from the sister of the doctor of the Tianshou Department, asking Ye Bei to dress up properly, not to eat breakfast, and to take Qiqi to the pet hospital for examination, and the routine inspection report on Qiqi's master and servant will be delivered to Ye Bei together.
He immediately picked out the most decent clothes in the wardrobe and put them on, a black suit with leather shoes, a pair of red socks as an auspicious meaning of stepping on the villain, a pink tie tied his young man's heart, and while Dingchun and Lingxi hadn't gotten up yet, he quietly went out with the cat owner.
Qi Qi's half-asleep appearance made Ye Bei pay more attention.
- The cat owner has been very wrong recently, his temper is eccentric, he is becoming more and more irritable, and he was a picky eater yesterday, and he specially made spicy crab roe bibimbap for half of it and half of it.
I don't know what's wrong, and when I get to the pet hospital, the doctor must give it a good look.
Ye Bei thought about it, his heart became more and more anxious, the cat master is his lifeline, no matter what, being able to live until now is all thanks to the blessing of Qiqi.
He took Ah Poor into a big truck and drove all the way to the south gate of Pingyang Agricultural University.
On the way, Qiqi was woken up by the rumbling engine of the Dongfeng heavy truck.
It rubbed its eyes, sat up, and glanced at the minion.
"Yo, dressed like a dog? What are you going to do? ”
Its voice was hoarse, obviously sick, and its meow, which was full of energy and had a tiger's mighty meow, suddenly became weak and weak.
Ye Bei replied.
"Take you to the doctor, I'm worried about you."
Qi Qi sneered: "Huh...... Crocodiles also shed tears, you have too much salt in your body, don't keep it for me, hear the vixen's words? I'm a cat, I can't eat salt! - Ahem...... Ahem......"
Ah Qiang began to cough, coughing so much that his little body trembled, coughing up a ball of bloody hairballs.
Ye Bei hurriedly stopped and held the cat owner tightly in his arms, he was annoyed and blamed himself in his heart, he couldn't detect the master's illness earlier, jumped out of the car and ran all the way.
"You slow down......" Qiqi's eyes were half-open, listless.
Ye Bei slowed down, and he didn't know why the master asked him to slow down at this time.
Qi Qi curled up in Ye Bei's arms, looking at the lotus pond of Nongda, and it tried hard to open its eyes a little wider.
I remember that in the past, when it looked at the scenery from an angle, it always looked down, and it felt that it was presumptuous and happy, as if it was comparable to God, and it could be seen at a glance.
Ye Bei asked, "What's wrong?" I want to take you to the hospital soon. ”
"It's too fast, it's too windy, I can't stand it." Qi Qi said nonsense that he didn't believe, his eyes suddenly widened, and his expression was full of surprise.
Because, just now it almost lied.
It's clearly thinking......
[You are comfortable in your arms, I want to stay for a while and watch for a while. 】
"Ah...... Okay, I'll go slowly. Ye Bei couldn't figure out what the master meant, but the smell he smelled from the master was very different from two days ago.
It's a very wonderful feeling.
There are freshness of oranges and sourness of oranges, and the color of oranges is yellow and clear, full of vitality and vitality.
There is also a little bit of blood, very faint, but not like the stinky dead blood of some corpse, but the living blood that is pregnant with new life, and the sweet rusty smell of iron oxide when transporting oxygen with iron.
Among these complex flavors, there are also things that Ye Bei is very, very familiar with, and after Ye Bei carefully recalls, he can slightly determine what it is.
It's your left hand.
Yes!
It is a little tea fragrance with the taste of pungent nicotine and tobacco, although they are very light, but when they are mixed together, Ye Bei will never admit that he is wrong, this is the Zuo girl who he used to smoke when he wanted to get along day and night.
The experience was amazing, and for a moment, he felt as if the cat owner had become an extended limb of his, connected to his blood.
He held the big lynx in his arms and headed for the tree-lined path, ready to choose a shortcut.
Qi Qi pulled Ye Bei's clothes and pointed to the open road with better scenery.
"This way, this way."
[Hold it for a longer time and go farther.] 】
Ye Bei was obedient and obediently did so.
He felt that the cat owner in his arms had stopped trembling, and gradually became calmer, and the anxious mood in his heart gradually calmed down, not as tight as he had hugged at the beginning.
Qi Qi scolded: "Didn't you eat?" In the autumn, the cold wind has poured into my heart! ”
[Hold on!] 】
Ye Bei hurriedly put away his lazy thoughts, and waited for his master with all his attention: "Hmm......"
There was a smug look in Qi Qi's eyes, and his paws were comfortably closed one by one, leaving two gaps in the long sleeves of the suit on Ye Bei's blind date.
It saw the teachers and students coming and going in the Agricultural University, and could smell the friendliness and envy in their hearts, and a student girl stared at Ah Poor directly, ran up quickly, and said hello to Ye Bei happily, it was Boss Ye's former employee.
Qi Qi whispered: "You send it away?" Hurry up and get away! ”
[They're looking at me, they're looking at me...... Didn't scold me, was afraid of me, cursed me, and wanted to come up and touch me, wait a minute! I'm something you can touch...... Is it ......]
It looked at the gentle faces with smiles, men and women, old and young, feeling the warm little hands on their foreheads, and their hearts rippled.
"Gollum..."
[It feels so strange......]
For a moment, Qi Qi felt that it was not bad to only eat what the slave fed, and besides, the slave praised the white fox little slut for his good cooking skills, but in fact, the slave's own craftsmanship was not inferior, and he was a delicate family man.
"Minion, if you really find a partner, will you still cook in the future?"
[Maybe one day, I don't want to eat people. 】
Ye Bei: "Of course, even if I have a wife, I will cook, and Mrs. Meimei naturally can't be disfigured by the smoke." ”
Without waiting for the poor to think too much, three or four seven or eight-year-old children ran up, their faces and hands were full of dust, and there was a dress with mud from the lotus pond, as if they were being teased and cried by their friends, but when they saw the cat, they laughed again, and wanted to run up and play the cat owner as a toy.
Like the minions, Qiqi also hates bear children-
- Okay...... Fortunately, the minions drove the hairless cubs away.
It was frightened in its heart, and hid in the arms of the minion, and only dared to take a look at it for a long time.
"Minions." Qi Qi calmed down and asked tentatively, "That night, I ate your hand. ”
[I feel the need to apologize to you, but I can't say it, and it's definitely a shame to say it.] 】
"That night, you hurt me." Ye Beishan replied with the lyrics in the earthy song list.
Qi Qi scolded: "Can you change your heartless attitude!" ”
[I'm talking to you seriously, and you have to take me seriously!] 】
Qi Qi is very unhappy, every time [the actor] will make him angry, mostly from this mouth, "Do you know that you are Wu Yanzu when you shut up?" ”
[Although you can eat with your face! ] But the character is just too bad! 】
Ye Bei took out a small bottle from his pocket, which he secretly took away from the mother and child center, and it contained forget-worry tea.
"Drink, meow growl, that's our fate."
A menacing growl came out of Poor Qi's throat.
"Woo......"
【CNM! 】
"Alright! ~All right! ~" Ye Bei accepted his frivolous attitude, and talked with the cat master: "It seems that you don't like these old stalks, you have important things to talk about, and you can say any adolescent troubles, because Dad loves you." ”
Qiqi couldn't help it.
“CNM!”
[The above is translated literally at the same time (please read it elegantly and easily). 】
"I'm sorry." Ye Bei wasn't funny, he seriously explained to his master: "But no kidding, I'm afraid that you will lose yourself under my gentle offensive." ”
Qi Qi took Ye Bei's words as a fart, and asked, "I ate your hand, won't you be angry?" Won't you regret it? Don't you have the slightest resentment? ”
"Your words remind me of the Takeda and other things that like to raise birds, I've almost forgotten it." Ye Bei simply hugged the cat master and picked a stone chair to sit down, and wanted to give the master psychological counseling, "Don't mention those cultural relics and antiques for the time being-
- This question of yours puzzles me, master, when I faced the Rahu God of War, I thought I was going to die, but you jumped out...... When I was under Lady Orchid's dress, I thought I was going to die, but you jumped out again......
…… At that time, my boy's heart was pounding, and I can describe the feeling......"
Ye Bei thought for a while.
"In Dragon Quest with the Brave, the brave man was beaten half to death by the evil dragon, and the princess suddenly took out a big sword from her skirt and stabbed the dragon's chrysanthemum, and then she frowned with the brave man, in front of the evil dragon who was severely affected and couldn't move in the Kikube area, this pair of sluts were as happy as a round house on the spot."
Qi Qi said in disgust: "Can you be a little more literary and handsome in this analogy?" Sounds so vulgar!"
"That's good, simple and straightforward."
Ye Bei leaned down, there was a chic and romantic look in his eyes, and he listened to his soft tone and low voice, which was full of magnetism.
Concise.
"Wang."
Qiqi took a deep breath, feeling that his head was in chaos, and he didn't know what to do. It shook its head vigorously, remembering that it had business to discuss.
"Ahem, that's enough."
"Stay true to your heart! Don't lose yourself! Ye Bei took a playful attitude: "Hey, you say, I know that in the long years, you can't find a few good tree holes." ”
When Qi Qi heard Ye Bei's words, he fell into deep thought.
In the past, after becoming a ghost, the minions all obeyed its words, worshiped the fierce beast in their hearts, chased their desires, and obtained material things, and in the end they would always end up with nothing.
Very rarely, there are a few good minions who have a little bit of life pursuit, but because of their inner obsession, they can't get over the internal cataract, their hearts are not strong enough, they are not vicious enough, they are not ruthless enough, they are not decisive enough, and they more or less reveal all kinds of weaknesses, and finally they are caught by the defenders and killed with one blow.
In order to make a deal with the evil tiger, they usually only come to ask the master what he wants, and rarely listen to what the master says.
Qi Qi: "Ye Bei." ”
Ye Bei's eyes were out of focus, what did he hear?
"Ye Bei, are you listening to me?" Qi Qi was a little impatient, "I have another question for you." ”
Ye Bei: "You say." ”
"What does it feel like to have family?" Qi Qi's tone was calm, his speech was extremely fast, and his words did not leak, "I have always been curious. As a single seedling, it's not strange for me to ask this kind of question, right, you don't have to think about anything, I'm just curious, because you have a family before, and now you are about to have a family, and I, as the master, also have to care about the family status of the slave, didn't you say it? To be responsible for others, I think the minions are like this......"
"Stop." Ye Bei stuffed the bottle into Qi Qi's mouth, and there was a feeling of disgust in his words, "I say that I am not serious every day, you are the most indecent one, I remember what you said-
- At the beginning, you said that you were Dong Zhuo, and I was Lu Bu with a wolf heart, but now I think you want to be Lu Lingqi. ”
There is unwillingness in the eyes of Qiqi. It's like being debunked by a minion, and every move can't escape from the palm of the other party's hand.
"I ......" Qi Qi made a difficult decision - it didn't know where the fox at home came from, and the other party's unkind appearance made it very uneasy, at least it had to occupy the high ground in Yebei first, and it couldn't leave the white fox any chance!
"I ate your hand, or your left hand, you take a good look at it, look carefully."
Ye Bei looked at it when he heard the sound and was surprised to find that the palm print on his left hand was getting lighter and lighter.
"It's ......"
Qi Qi muttered: "I can't explain it to you, my body is very strange these days, it is turning to the extreme yin, and it has nothing to do with your left hand, I feel very bad - Tianshu, a ghost organization, is heavy on liberal arts, and dealing with monsters is mostly for storage and research, so if you see something strange in the inspection report, don't be too surprised, and don't be too proud." ”
Ye Bei covered his head, not knowing if this was good news or bad news.
"My lifeline, what surprise did you leave me?"