Chapter 800: Spoof
Shao Li, as an experienced old driver, is a master who is willing to suffer!
The meat words came as soon as he opened his mouth, and he first glanced at Ye Qing with sympathy on his face, and then looked at Ji Nanshan with disapproval and ridiculed.
"Nanshan, this is your fault, how can you say it...... You are also a man who has been a man for more than 20 years, a man with strong blood, a man can't hold back too hard, your wife has just been a man for a long time, and she is not very good at restraining the body, although you are now a pregnant husband, your body is bulky and inconvenient to help her relieve it, but your hands are not affected and dexterous! Why don't you use your hands to help your daughter-in-law vent her anger? ”
Ye Qing, who lost his memory in the "......", was completely Shao Li's opponent, and was immediately embarrassed by Shao Li's large-scale words, his face was red, and he was so embarrassed that he couldn't find a crack to get into.
"Shut up, you are not allowed to speak meat in front of my daughter-in-law, and you are not allowed to teach her badly." Ji Nanshan's face immediately darkened and warned Shao Li.
Shao Li shrunk his neck with fear, shrugged his shoulders, shook his head obscenely, and said, "...... Hey~~~ These days, it's a sin to be honest! ”
Ye Qing didn't want to listen to Shao Li's mouth open anymore, so he directly picked up a pancake fruit and stuffed it into Shao Li's mouth: "Eat it while it's hot, pregnant man." ”
"......" Shao Li was so blocked by the word "pregnant husband" that he glared at Ye Qing fiercely, grabbed the pancake fruit, took a big bite, chewed it hard, and seemed to vent the depression in his heart.
The three of them ate pancakes and drank yuzu tea at the same time.
After eating.
Shao Li brought the topic to the topic of the child's name, and then complained to the two of them about what Ye Hongxuan scolded him last night.
When Ye Qing and Ji Nanshan heard Shao Li's words.
They all couldn't stop laughing.
Ji Nanshan: "Take a name, the name must first be called Shunkou, there will be no ambiguity in listening, and it must also have a good meaning. ”
Ye Qing nodded approvingly: "It is true that you should pay attention to something, after all, you should follow the customs of the locals!" ”
Shao Li smacked his lips, rubbed his chin with his fingers, and couldn't help but smile and said: "Speaking of names, I think of those strange names that were spoofed on the Internet before: Ji Congliang - Chicken Congliang, Shi Zhenxiang - Zhenxiang, Zhu Yiqun - Pigs, hahaha~~~"
As soon as I heard this.
Ji Nanshan and Ye Qing also laughed.
Next.
Three people in the house.
racked their brains to think of names for their respective babies.
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This winter.
Ye Qing's Zhuangzi did not look depressed at all because of the arrival of heavy snow.
In a low straw shed conservatory.
Tender yellow leek, tender yellow garlic, the growth is gratifying, cut a stubble, after a month or so, you can cut a stubble and take it out to sell at a high price, after all, these two things are a rarity, good taste, good color, good taste, the powerful and rich people, whether they eat by themselves, or entertain guests, even if it is for the sake of face, they have to scramble to buy it back and eat a strange.
Although the price of green vegetables and green pea tips in this cold winter is not as expensive as leeks and garlic, because it is now a year of natural disasters, there are no people to compete with pea tips in the market, so the price is naturally several times more expensive than the seasonal green vegetables in spring, summer and autumn.
Even so.
These vegetables are also in short supply in the surrounding counties......