Chapter 5 "Drinking" and "Prostitution"

The sun is setting in the west, and darkness is gradually dominating the sky.

After Yao Yuran came back from the Moon Tower, he sat in the courtyard, looking at the slowly rising bright moon with his cheeks back, and the pictures in his mind were endless, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of shortness of breath of the hero who "recalled the past".

When I was still in modern times, I played all the knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, humming and hah! As a woman who grew up in the 21st century, drinking alcohol is like drinking water. There have been countless people who have been defeated by me, and I am still not red in the face and my heart is not beating, but it is a pity......

The past is unbearable, and now the body worn by this tire is too ...... Low, it's definitely a bottle of poured goods, and the old lady's never-say-die past is like a young bird gone forever.

"Hmm...... This dish is very delicious, let Xingyu cook more next time. The sentimental Yao Yuran thought about it and took another bite of food.

"Miss, Zhao Hengzhi's side has come to urge for the fifth time, have you eaten enough?" Zhu Qing was secretly anxious, "The little guy beside Zhao Hengzhi just said that you are scared and run away without a fight." ”

"Don't understand?" Yao Yuran looked at the roaring Zhu Qing and the indifferent Xing Yu and asked.

Zhu Qing and Xing Yu nodded at the same time.

Yao Yuran put down his chopsticks, got up and touched his full belly, and said mysteriously: "Tell me in the future...... It is easy to get drunk when you drink on an empty stomach. And also...... Don't mix it up, hehe......"

Her eyes were filled with deep affection and nostalgia.

Coming to the deep courtyard of the alley like a leisurely stroll, several dissatisfied eyes shot at Yao Yuran, Yao Yuran didn't care, and still slowly sat on the chair according to his slow pace.

"Let's get started." Looking around, hearing the sound of the four pests being hungry, Yao Yuran was secretly happy.

Zhao Hengzhi glanced at Yao Yuran, and took the lead in claiming a small jar of wine, and Yao Yuran's voice sounded immediately after: "Wait." ”

"What do you want to do?" Zhao Hengzhi said dissatisfied.

Yao Yuran didn't care about Zhao Hengzhi's words, and said directly: "In order to prevent you from cheating, I also prepared a batch of wine, and we will choose wine for each other." ”

"Good. Don't mother-in-law, mother-in-law, hurry. Zhao Hengzhi said impatiently.

After choosing, Zhao Hengzhi directly carried the wine jar and drank it with his head up, at this time, he changed the appearance of the little white face in the past, and he was a little bold.

However, Yao Yuran looked a little twisted, she poured the wine into the bowl slowly, and when she picked up the bowl, she covered her face with her sleeve by the way, and then slowly drank the wine.

"Not bad, it's really good wine!" Yao Yuran commented comfortably.

Zhao Hengzhi glared at her: "Can you say goodbye to your mother-in-law and mother-in-law, hurry up and drink." ”

The other three evils coaxed: "That's it." ”

Yao Yuran swept at them with cold eyes: "I'm a woman, I should pay attention to my words and deeds, what's the matter?" Comments? ”

The other three pests shook their heads again and again as they listened to the "creaking" joint sound.

Finally drank all the jars, Yao Yuran's face was not red, his eyes were bright, and Zhao Hengzhi still looked like a radiant little white face.

Boy, the amount of alcohol is good, but fortunately I was prepared. Yao Yuran secretly rejoiced.

"I'll go, what kind of wine is this?" Zhao Heng squirted out a mouthful of wine, and his handsome eyebrows frowned.

Yao Yuran shouted coldly, "Xing Yu, why did you get my wine on the table?" My good wine is going to be ruined. Zhao Hengzhi changed an altar, this altar does not count! ”

Looking at Yao Yuran's panicked appearance, Zhao Hengzhi habitually sang the opposite: "No! Wine that has been placed on the table cannot be removed. ”

"...... you" Yao Yuran looked at Zhao Hengzhi angrily and grinned "blowing the altar", and a smile flashed in his eyes-

Hehe, mix and drink, it's going to kill you!

Yao Yuran controlled the rhythm, interspersed a jar of "ancient wine" with one or two wines, watching Zhao Hengzhi's face blush deepen, and the smile on her lips became more and more obvious.

"Boom!"

Even the people poured the wine jar on the stone table together, and they were still talking nonsense: "I can drink again, come, cheers!" Come ......"

Yao Yuran looked at Zhao Hengzhi with a smile, and then looked at his fox friend and dog friend, and looked back at Yao Yuran with a surprised look on his face.

"I won?" Yao Yuran raised his eyebrows slightly.

Yu Langyan nodded reluctantly: "You won." ”

"Tomorrow morning, remember to tell the result of this cowardice, and then ......" Yao Yuran pointed at Zhao Hengzhi, and his voice immediately became cold, "Disappear from my eyes immediately, otherwise ......"

With a "snap", the corner of the stone table was forcibly broken.

The three of them picked up Zhao Hengzhi, whose face was flushed, and ran away.

The breeze blows on the face, revealing a hint of coolness.

"Miss, have a cup of hot tea." Xing Yu handed the tea to Yao Yuran, and took the two wet cotton cloths handed by Yao Yuran.

The cotton cloth smelled of strong wine, and it was pulled out of Yao Yuran's wide sleeves.

"Don't worry, I only took a small sip, and the rest was poured on the cotton." Yao Yuran smiled proudly, holding hot tea as if to greet God.

"Miss, you are really ...... Resourceful. Zhuqing looked at the wet cotton cloth speechlessly.

"Zhao Hengzhi's planting in my hands is not a loss." Yao Yuran said coolly, "Tomorrow we will taunt and mock him, and by the way, we will start a 'prostitution' competition with him." ”

Xing Yu always felt that her young lady was eager to try the competition for "prostitution".

The next day, just after noon, the deserted Water Township Pavilion ushered in the four evils of the capital.

In the box of the book "Between Flowers", the four of them talked about Yao Yuran with a smile on their faces-

"Hengzhi, you really didn't think of this idea. What should I do when I see Yao Yuran this time? ”

"Yes, no matter how spicy a woman is, she is always a woman, seeing that she didn't step into the Water Township Pavilion just now, if she dares to come, let's say she doesn't abide by women's morals."

"But...... Hengzhi, this daughter-in-law you married is really not a good stubble, I didn't expect us to plant her one after another......"

Zhao Hengzhi snorted coldly: "Hmph." She's a real two-faced person, a tigress, a shrew, ......"

"Oh, I didn't expect me to leave such a deep impression on Zhao Gongzi, then don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend ......" A slightly low magnetic voice interjected obliquely.

"I'll go! Hengzhi, your daughter-in-law, she ......" Meng Yanqi couldn't help but exclaim.

Yao Yuran was wearing a dark colored gown, the collar was pulled up to her beautiful neck, the Adam's apple was tightly covered, her long hair was tied up, and she was holding an origami fan.

It's okay to dress up as a man, what's even more excessive is that she was surrounded by a group of women in the middle, she used a fan to pick up the chin of one of the stunning women, and Lang Lang was affectionate: "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon...... It's beautiful! ”

is a merry and carefree appearance, more man than Zhao Hengzhi.

Zhao Hengzhi's expression was complicated immediately.

Yao Yuran arched his hand towards Zhao Hengzhi: "Brother Zhao, I'm late, please forgive me." Immediately, Shi Shiran sat directly opposite Zhao Hengzhi.

The stunning woman Yunshang stood aside, Yao Yuran's eyes flashed slightly, she took Yunsheng's tender hand, and rolled her into her arms with force, and Yunshang sat on Yao Yuran's knees delicately.

"Yunshang, do you like the poetry of Fang Cai? It was made for you. Like a lover's whisper, "Reflect your name." ”

"Poof...... Zhao Heng squirted out a mouthful of old wine, staring at the heroic male version of Yao Yuran with his eyes wide open.

Yao Yuran gently wiped the water droplets on Yunshang's face, and rubbed her hand on her beautiful face, feeling like a swinger brother: "Tut-tut, our Yunshang's skin is tender, like white and tender tofu, come!" Give Ye Xiang a sip. ”

Under the eight straight eyes, Yao Yuran kissed Yunshang on the cheek, and then Yao Yuran's voice was full of affection, and he was intoxicated: "It's so fragrant!" ”

"Bang Bang Bang Gang ......" The things in everyone's hands were shocked, and they looked like stupid geese.

Yao Yuran looked at this scene funny, and gave Yunshang a look, stirring up the wind and waves even more!

Yunshang understood, and the soft lotus arm wrapped around Yao Yuran's neck, and her voice was soft and charming: "Master, you are so bad!" ”

Yao Yuran skillfully grabbed Yunsheng's waist and said with a smile: "If you are not bad, you don't love it, and my little goblin doesn't love me the most." Gently raised his hand and shaved Yunshang's nose familiarly.

made Yun Sheng smile again and again.

Yao Yuran saw Zhao Hengzhi drinking vigorously and was shocked, and his heart moved slightly: Auntie, my big move is only starting now!

"Dress, let's play a guessing game, shall we? Then you have to listen carefully, that's all my sincerity......" Yao Yuran glanced at Zhao Hengzhi provocatively, "If Brother Zhao is interested, you can learn a few more tricks from Brother Wei, Brother Wei has always been generous, and he will not charge you tuition." ”

"You ......"

Zhao Hengzhi wanted to fight back, but was intercepted by Yunshang's soft voice: "Yunshang listens, but ...... If the master's puzzle is not interesting, it will be punished. ”

"Of course." Zhao Heng looked like a bamboo in his chest.

With a "snap", the folding fan opened, swaying gently like a Xiaoyaozi, and the magnetic voice said loudly: "The weather is very cold in winter, what quilt do you need to cover?" ”

Zhao Hengzhi looked at Yao Yuran in surprise, with a look of disdain in his eyes: It's so simple, what kind of puzzle is this.

Yunshang was obviously stunned, quickly came back to her senses, tilted her head to cooperate with Yao Yuran, who was full of self-confidence, and said in a flattering voice: "Of course it's a quilt, you should ......be punished."

Yao Yuran gently stroked Yunsheng's face and smiled mysteriously: "Wrong! ”

"Wrong?" Everyone present said in unison.

Yao Yuran looked around and said to Yunshang affectionately, "Of course it is...... Baby you. ”

Is it contested with shellfish?

A chill hit, and there seemed to be four more ice sculptures in the room, and I felt it together: cold to death!

"Poof......" Yunshang smiled, and her bumpy and soft body was closer to Yao Yuran, "Master, you are really talented, are you still there?" ”

"Absolutely. Or a cold winter, what to drink? Yao Yuran folded the fan and shook it gently.

The eyes of the four evils brushed towards Yao Yuran, and his brows were slightly locked thoughtfully.

"Huh. Yes, of course...... Pamper you. Yao Yuran whispered in Yunshang's ear, very sultry.

Zhao Hengzhi felt a chill again: Yao Yuran, this shrew, is this a riddle or a teasing?

"Master, is there anything else?" Yunshang's eyes were shining and full of interest.

"Ye Ke is an endless treasure chest, containing thousands of poems and books, and of course, ......" Yao Yuran put gold on his face, "One more question, what do you belong to?" ”

"Rabbit." Yunshang is inexplicable.

Zhao Hengzhi's eyebrows moved, and he had a bad thought, could it be ......

"No, you belong to me!" Yao Yuran pursed her lips and kissed her, "What a one." ”

Zhao Hengzhi: "......" is disgusting.

"I want to buy a piece of land recently?" Yao Yuran continued.

Zhao Hengzhi was a little confused this time, Yao Yuran glanced at Zhao Hengzhi funny, and under the attention of several people, he said affectionately: "I want to buy your dead heart!" ”

"Vomiting ......" Zhao Heng's face was painful, it was really numb, and goosebumps came out to protest.

"Hahaha...... You're amazing. Yunshang praised with a smile.

Yao Yuran looked at Zhao Hengzhi with a painful face with satisfaction: Dare to fight with the old lady, the old lady is a new human being who has been muttering about the twenty-first century.

Thank you again for the ...... bestowed upon us by the great twenty-first century Earthy love words!

"Dress, do you want to play a game?" Yao Yuran said sweetly.

Yunshang's eyes lit up: "Whatever game you want to play, Yunshang will accompany you." ”

"The game is very simple, just play one, two, three wooden people, after shouting one, two, three, you can't move, whoever moves first is who loses."

As soon as Yao Yuran's words fell, Zhao Hengzhi immediately said disdainfully: "Boring." ”

"Don't dare to play? Afraid of losing to me? Yao Yuran said cool words to stimulate Zhao Hengzhi.

With a "snap", Zhao Hengzhi slapped the table and stood up, "Whoever doesn't dare to play is the grandson, the four of us are still afraid of you, come here!" ”

"One, two, three......"

There was silence in the box, and the "statues" were fixed in place.

Yao Yuran's red lips hooked up a sarcastic smile: "I lost." ”

Zhao Hengzhi's smile was only half of the surface, and he heard Yao Yuran's more violent earthy love words-

"Because I'm moved!"

All the people in the room: What about the "......" said good game?