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- Scissors, in the more than 2,000 years of human history, have been of great significance in the hands of doctors.

Later, it became a sharp weapon in the hands of women.

Girls use it to trim their beautiful nails. Maidens use it to cut out memories of their youth, wives use it to groom their family's hair, and women use it to cut off difficult ingredients.

It is in the hands of the tailor, a tool for eating.

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Two o'clock in the morning.

Ye Bei stood next to the sidewalk of Huayu Road in the new development zone of Hengyin City.

He looked at the signboard of the shop at the mission location.

【Fashionable Beauty】

It's a clothing store, the door is closed, it's long past working hours, and the roller shutter has the owner's contact information, with his name and phone number written on it.

- The owner's name is Gao Xiaoli.

In Mr. Ye's yin and yang eyes, wisps of rags and needles and threads stretched out from the cracks in the gate, like a living spiritual snake, as if a spiritual creature that was breathing, slightly stretching their waists with the cold wind of the night.

Ye Bei muttered, "...... It's horrible! ”

Ah Huan followed behind her father and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" You're starting again? ”

The little briquette has already figured out Mr. Ye's routine.

It said: "It seems that this is a female evil spirit, Boss Ye is a gentle person, unless it is absolutely necessary, he does not want to meet each other, but Boss Ye has just come out of the farmer's market, covered in blood and mud, and looks dirty and embarrassed, so it is inconvenient to meet guests." ”

Huan Wei sneered: "Oh! You're so confident in your face, why don't you go up and prostitute a set of clothes? What are you afraid of! Our family is the thickest skinned by you! ”

Ye Bei shook his head, he knocked on the door with a grim expression.

"That's not what I'm afraid of!"

Briquettes and Huan Wei were confused.

Ye Bei explained: "I didn't have any clothes on, and I look so handsome, attracting bees and butterflies is a passive skill. ”

No one responded.

He continued: "What I'm afraid of is that this female ghost accidentally mistakes affection for love, and my wife will blow up her hair again, blaming me for spending time outside." ”

"You can make a face." Huan Wan smiled.

Let's not mention Ye Bei's shamelessness.

He looked at the lock, and then at the girl.

"Borrowing a tooth?"

Ah Huan scolded: "Do your sweet dreams!" ”

Father Ye put away the idea of [Humanoid Girl's Wrench Heart], and used a strange force to break the big lock of the gate and break the door with violence.

Then he instructed Ah Huan and the briquettes, "Don't run around, if you encounter a little hooligan who comes out to wander out at night with a hangover of any robbery, call for help and call the police as soon as possible." ”

Huan Wei pinched the back of the neck of the briquette, just like Ah Bei had done to it before, and she also liked to catch kittens like this.

She said, "Go and come back quickly." ”

Ye Bei completely pulled up the gate, and a fresh smell gushed out of the door, not at all like a spiritual disaster.

It is the smell of leather deodorant, air freshener and clothing perfume.

Ye Bei asked, "Is the phone still there?" ”

Huan: "Yes." ”

Ye Bei: "I want you to supervise me." ”

"Why?" Ah Huan was surprised: "What do you mean?" ”

Ye Bei replied neatly, and had a deep meaning: "Don't you like to shoot me?" Shoot it again and keep me on my toes. ”

The two of them looked into the tailor's shop with a cat.

There was a woman sitting at the workbench, working seriously with her head bowed.

Ah Huan didn't even look at it: "You are a little promising......"

Father Ye didn't look back, compared his thumb, his upper body was naked, and his chest and back were covered with tiger stripe blood, and he walked into the door of the store.

In the blink of an eye, the tailor shop in his eyes was very different.

In the realm of repentance, the entire store became spacious and bright.

The carpet on the floor stretches and lengthens, several mirrors "grow" into the walls, and the clothes on the containers and shelves begin to change, and the tentacles of rags retract into the clothes, giving life to the clothes.

That's right, literally.

As if every piece of clothing has come to life, they move their sleeves and swing their legs, cover their skirts and pull up their belts, and release the vitality of life to the fullest.

Ye Bei looked at the warehouse behind the counter. The tailor is still working, but the scissors in her hand are one size bigger.

As if sensing a new customer in the store, the tailor asked, "Which one do you like?" ”

Ye Bei was happy in his heart, thinking that this tailor was willing to communicate, and it was better not to do it if she could.

He immediately replied, "I'm not here to buy clothes. ”

As soon as these words came out, he immediately felt that the temperature in the store had dropped suddenly, and he was so cold that he was excited.

"What are you doing in a clothing store if you don't buy clothes?" The seamstress threw down her scissors and walked over to the counter.

When the two met, Ye Bei carefully looked at the appearance of the victim.

She is ordinary, with a dark mole on her right eyebrow, her eyes are very bright, and she is neither ugly nor beautiful.

The clothes on the body are very elaborate, the inside is a cold-proof wool sweater, and the outside is a sleeveless gown, with many small pockets for easy placement of thimble buttons and dyes.

Ye Bei gave a corresponding answer to the previous question.

"I'm here to solve the spiritual disaster, I'm the onmyoji who removes the spirit, you're Miss Gao, right?"

"You know my name?" The tailor Gao Xiaoli was suspicious, and looked out of the door, beware of Ye Bei's companions, "Why do you know my name?" ”

Ye Bei replied: "The contact information of the shopkeeper is written on the door. ”

"...... like this" Gao Xiaoli seems to be more concerned about the matter of [Spiritual Disaster] in the mouth of the Onmyoji, "If you don't want to buy clothes, and you don't have anything to do, just leave...... I don't have anything to talk about with you. ”

Ye Bei took out his notebook from his trouser pocket and took out a pen.

He grasped the key point and asked: "Miss Gao, I have to work hard to get overtime pay, cooperate?" It is said that [dust to dust, soil to earth], if there is anything reluctant and unwilling, I can help you solve your worries. ”

With that, he took out a can of forgetful tea and put it on the cash register.

Gao Xiaoli looked at this handsome little brother, and anger gradually appeared in her eyes.

"You think your face looks good? Can you use it for my amusement? ”

Ye Bei explained: "I don't mean to be offended, in fact, my daughter is filming me with her mobile phone...... Always ready to report to my wife. ”

"Oh......" Gao Xiaoli nodded thoughtfully, brought scissors from the room, and used the scissors to open the lid of the tin can of Forget Worry Tea.

Gao Xiaoli stood in the cash register, and Ye Bei stood outside the cash register.

A cold wind poured in from the gate.

The leather band on Ye Bei's hair broke, and his hair spread out.

He bent down to pick up the band, and when he looked up, he saw a pair of bright scissors pointed at his eyes.

The atmosphere became tense for a moment.

Ye Bei asked, "Have you thought about it?" Ready to do it? ”

Gao Xiaoli glared angrily, hesitating and in a dilemma.

She slowly put down the scissors, drank tea, her eyes suddenly lit up, and her whole body faintly revealed a bright red fierce light, and in an instant, the clothes were suffocated.

Ah Huan was holding her mobile phone to do the filming work, and shouted at the old father in the door: "Can you do it?" ”

Ye Bei replied with his thumb and didn't look back.

He was waiting, waiting for the Lord to speak.

It's been a long, long time.

Gao Xiaoli asked, "Are you a Mr. Yin and Yang?" Do you know how to tell fortunes? ”

Ye Bei said bluntly: "No." ”

"And what do you do?"

"Those who fight monsters also give psychological counseling to evil ghosts."

"That's right...... I'm a monster, why don't you hit me? ”

"You're not a youkai, if you think you're a youkai, I can wait for you to cut yourself."

Ye Bei's ability to end useless topics is still perfect.

Gao Xiaoli sneered: "You are really good at chatting." ”

Ye Bei also smiled: "Yes, many people praise me like this." I'm embarrassed, I'm going to be shy and blush and hide. ”

"Forget it." Gao Xiaoli glanced at the scissors on the table, and she asked solemnly, "What do you call it?" ”

Ye Bei: "Ye Bei." ”

Gao Xiaoli asked, "Ye Bei, do you believe in luck?" ”

Ye Bei: "I don't believe it. ”

Gao Xiaoli was stunned, feeling that what Ye Bei said was very ridiculous.

"You guys who do metaphysics, don't you believe in luck?"

Ye Bei: "I don't believe it. ”

Gao Xiaoli blinked, as if she thought of something sad.

Her fingers tapped restlessly on the counter, decompressing.

In the end, simply drink the forget-you-no-worry tea.

"Anything else? Ye Bei? ”

Mr. Ye brought another can to Ms. Gao.

"There's a charge for this thing."

Gao Xiaoli didn't say a word, and pulled out a handful of banknotes from the cash register.

Ye Bei hurriedly added: "I don't accept dark coins. ”

Gao Xiaoli stuffed the banknotes into the money detector, a total of fifty genuine banknotes, wrapped them with threads, and pushed them to Ye Bei.

She asked, "How many more cans?" ”

Ye Bei accepted the money and obediently served tea to the guests.

Gao Xiaoli wanted to speak and stopped, becoming mute.

After a few minutes, several empty tin cans fell.

She asked again.

"Don't you really believe in luck?"

Ye Bei became a reply reader.

"I don't believe it."

Gao Xiaoli then asked: "Then why are all the scumbags I meet?" ”

When this sentence came out, Lili was the same as Mr. Ye described—blushing, with an unspeakable sense of shame and embarrassment.

Mr. Ye naturally took up the topic of "dust to dust, dust to earth": "Because they are inhalable particulate matter." ”

"What? What do you mean? Gao Xiaoli lost her mind.

She waved her hand—the clothes on the hangers in the shops had turned flesh-colored, and the facial features of human men could be discerned from the shape of the seams and buttons.

They were wailing, releasing the pain of needlework and thread cutting flesh.

This scene seems absurd and weird, as if for Gao Xiaoli - men are clothes.

Ye Bei explained: "Didn't you say that all the scumbags you met? Isn't it just inhalable particulate matter? Every day you come across it, and that's normal. ”

"That's not right!" Lili slapped the table and denied it: "That's not what I meant!" I mean...... Why every man I meet! They're all scumbags! ”

Ye Bei asked: "Is it really [encountered]?" ”

He asked knowingly with a pretended naïve look on his face.

Ms. Lili suddenly realized: "It's ...... to fall in love"

This time, she put down her dignity and confided in Mr. Yin Yang about the past, "Why are all the scumbags I fall in love with?" ”

Ye Bei immediately replied: "Because this is the case, there will definitely be inhalable particulate matter in the air." ”

Gao Xiaoli almost couldn't suppress the resentment in her heart, and Mr. Ye's careless attitude made her angry!

She's holding a tailoring knife! Suddenly stabbed into the heart of the onmyoji!

"Do you have a wife? And a daughter? So what's going on with this orthography? Are you out there too? Have you played this exciting calligraphy game with a little girl? Are you also a scumbag? Let me see! Look down there in your good skin! What kind of heart do you have?! ”

Poof—

Mr. Ye did not dodge or dodge, and took the knife by internal force.

Seeing that he grinned in pain, he slowly pushed Ms. Lili's hand away.

He said calmly, "It's heart-piercing, old lady."

Gao Xiaoli found herself from her resentment.

Her face and hands were covered in blood.

Looking at the chest of the Onmyoji, there is a fleshy heart beating.

Every time I jumped, a tube of blood came out, and the amount of bleeding was huge. I was stunned when I saw the briquettes at the door. Swinging his head with Mr. Ye's heartbeat.

The wound in the heart is slowly healing and recovering as before.

Ye Bei discussed seriously: "Talk to me." I'm not a private investigator...... You don't have to panic, and ah, my orthography means that my wife loves me very much, and there is no other meaning. ”

Regarding the word "private detective", Lili was thought of by Ye Bei's words.

She is very afraid that a private detective will come to her door, because one of the [scumbags] she met has been married and had children a long time ago - she can be regarded as an outsider who has been kicked out of the house.

"Heh......" she smiled weakly, and there was a kind of helplessness, "You really don't believe in luck?" ”

She insisted again and again that it was her bad luck.

Ye Bei: "I don't believe it. ”

"Then you listen, Ye Bei, the first person I fell in love with—" Lili walked out of the counter, she took off a T-shirt, "—it's my classmate." ”

She showed Mr. Ye a T-shirt.

With a round neck and short sleeves, it can show off a man's healthy and sunny posture when he is seventeen or eighteen years old.

"He's handsome, really handsome......"

Ye Bei asked: "How about comparing with me?" ”

"You're still handsome, but...... I can't believe it......" Lili lowered her head, reminiscing about her youth, "I can't believe that he would choose me, after all, I am very ordinary, he is so outstanding." ”

Ye Bei looked at the print on the T-shirt.

It is a composition on the basketball court, with a boy sweating and a girl holding mineral water.

Lili continued, "I think I must have been lucky!" Otherwise, how could he take the initiative to provoke me? I found out later...... He not only provoked me, but also provoked more than 20 girls in the whole grade. ”

Ye Bei said admittedly: "It is a characteristic of inhalable particulate matter, and it does not pick people." Unless you stop breathing......"

Lili waved the scissors and her eyes widened angrily: "I only understood when I saw him kissing someone else...... It's not my luck at all, I feel like my original intention and first love have been cut hard! It's made of meat! Never grow back! ”

She cut the T-shirt to pieces with her own hands, leaked blood from the fabric, and dripped on the carpet, making the red carpet even redder.

Ye Bei covered his face, as if he had thought of something embarrassing, and he replied, "Fortunately, my regeneration ability is relatively strong...... Forget it, we're still not miserable. ”

This kind of knife, Mr. Ye did not suffer less in high school.

I think he was also a simple and ignorant innocent teenager at the beginning, but now he has become an old fritter, not for no reason, they are all calluses cut out of the soft flesh of the heart with good people cards as murder weapons.

He asked, "Speaking of which, why did you believe other people's nonsense?" ”

"Because he's so good-looking!" Lili Zhenzhen said: "I ask you!" If it's a handsome guy like Wu Yanzukianu Reeves! At the age when you judge people by their appearance, I want to confess to you! Can you withstand it? ”

This sister's words are quite level.

Mr. Ye didn't dare to answer after thinking about it for a long time, for fear of making others unhappy.

"Ahem......" Lili remained silent and changed her words: "Maggie Cheung, Wang Zuxian, that kind of goddess confessed to you?!" You ......"

Ye Bei immediately replied: "Yes! I can't stand it at all! Because my wife looks very much like Wang Zuxian! It's a bit like Mr. Cai Ming! ”

Outside the door, Ah Huan and Briquettes were stunned......

She muttered, "What a terrible desire to survive. ”

Cold sweat breaks out on the tongue of the briquette, which is its heat dissipation organ.

"There are no flaws."