Chapter 53: I, Chen Xiaowu, have a dream
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Speaking of Chen Xiaowu, the impression of Ye Bei is very vague and ambiguous.
When he was eighteen years old, after reading a copy of "Guiguzi β’ The Seven Techniques of Yin Fu in the Book of Yin Charms" in the Harvard Library, this blonde American devil became madly fascinated by the profound Chinese Yin and Yang Doctrine and turned to the occult.
What is so magical about this Guiguzi book?
At that time, Chen Xiaowu couldn't understand the Chinese characters at all, so he read through the Chinese translation book.
Look at the seven rules of the general outline of the Yin Fu of this scripture.
They are-
Five Dragons.
Spirit tortoise.
Snakes.
Ostrich.
Fu Xiong.
Beast of prey.
Yarrow.
Judging from the animal characteristics, the young Chen Xiaowu insisted that this was an aphrodisiac book.
Later, after Chen Xiaowu practiced with the elementary school girl next door who was learning Christ, he gradually realized that the mysterious power of the East was not as effective as he imagined.
He is an out-and-out American "red neck", that is, a crop man, a cowboy. There are many brothers and sisters in the family, but there is not much money for him to go back to college and rebuild.
After graduation, he didn't dare to bring the scriptures from the countryside to negotiate terms with a group of local demons in the United States who believed in freedom and democracy, nor did he dare to go to the grave with the exorcist with the five treasures of the kitchen to dig up the corpse.
So, he took a Chinese name.
He was originally called Chen Fugui - a rich man who traveled across the ocean to make money.
When his Chinese became more and more sophisticated, he felt that this name was too earthy and difficult to talk about business, and he ranked younger brother in the middle of the younger brother in the middle of the younger brother at home, using the name Xiaowu.
Since then, he has embarked on a road of no return for the two dealers of yin and yang goldware, until he meets Ye Bei.
All of this is very good, just like this Brother Xun's style of writing, it makes people read it with a feeling of yellowing photos with Chen Xiaowu's little memories, to read more than 500 words, maybe a sentence will pop out "I'm so stupid, really." I know that Yebei has no food to eat in the summer, so I will come to the city. β
So we'll put that aside for the time being and get back to the protagonist.
- Getting down to business.
Su Xingchen was leaving, leaving a big gift box for Ye Bei.
It contained three new Jiji spiritual robes and six boxes of anti-spiritual bullets, a total of seventy-two. There is also the Immovable Bodhisattva who took it to the Tianshu Laboratory last time and finished studying it with a manual.
Ye Bei was reluctant to let Xingchen go, and when Su Xingchen stepped out of the door, his words and deeds were full of strong brotherhood.
Seeing him holding Xingchen's thighs, half of his body leaning in front of the threshold, slumped on the ground, holding a mobile phone in his hand, the mobile phone screen was the last of the three high-priority commissions that Ye Bei remembered when he went out.
Su Xingchen's ability to collect intelligence made Ye Bei taste the sweetness.
Listen to Ye Bei say: "Brother! Dear brother! Let's go after this order is done! I'll delay you for two hours! As long as you're here, we can't do anything! β
Su Xingchen couldn't stand the power of Ye Bei's ghost, and he couldn't get out of it at all, so he turned around and lowered his head, looking down at Ye Bei, with a serious and solemn expression.
"Your mother knows she's going to be sad for you like this......"
"Mom knows that I recognize you as a brother, and she can smile at Jiuquan." Ye Beibao looked affectionately.
Su Xingchen said in disgust: "Be reasonable, you are an adult." β
"Brother wants to reason with me?" Ye Bei was happy in his heart, he was afraid of this guy...... No...... Speak... Reason.
In Su Xingchen's hand, a cold and black gun was pointed at his head.
In just a second, Su Xingchen's eyes were full of flowers, and Ye Bei was already standing, leaning on the door frame, frowning and looking forward to his relatives.
Listen to his tone of resentment.
"My brother remembers to go home often, and I remember that there is something else at home, and I have to give the cat a bath, so I won't send my brother."
Su Xingchen put away the gun, thinking to himself about how Ye Bei had passed the emotional logic test before. Tianshu is not going to do the test questions in this link again?
"Wait for the notice, there is a task this week."
After speaking, Su Xingchen left.
- Ye Bei's expression returned to normal, closed the door, hurriedly walked to the sofa, opened the big gift box, and put on the equipment.
Qi Qi watched all the way from the side, holding a bucket of popcorn, stuffing it into his mouth from time to time, and the cat's head was full of question marks, and he really couldn't understand the changeable personality of this slave.
Ye Bei put the brocade box containing the Immovable Bodhisattva into his backpack, thinking about a crucial question in his life as a soul slayer.
- What if there is no intelligence officer?
He thought about it for a long time, wondering if he should go to the Tianshu headquarters once, shout a few good words to the Tianji department, go out for a drink, and ask for a few WeChat accounts, maybe the efficiency of the spirit removal task in the future can be increased by 90%, if there is a girl in the Tianji department, then turn the girl into a mother-in-law, and a travel trip in the future, isn't it beautiful?
However, looking at Su Xingchen's hurried appearance, the agents of the Heavenly Machine should be very busy, and the spirit information is very important for the entire spirit removal process, and it can't delay their time.
Ye Bei simply gave up these unrealistic ideas and looked at the instructions of the Fudo Venerable Bodhisattva.
γSitting Freely β’ Immovable King Statueγ
[Character: 33 cm high, made of chrome iron gilded Buddha gold body, holding a six-barreled machine gun, very similar to M134. It is preliminarily speculated that the person who cast the Buddha statue took the statue of King Ming's anger and made this prop with the blessing of the flame body of the immovable statue. γ
[Weapon Category: Spirit/Demon (Variety to be verified)]
[Description: This product has obvious harm to the spirit. Occasionally, some spirits will malfunction. γ
[Bomb load: 3,600 rounds.] γ
[Bomb type: 1000 grams of gold]
[Weapon Description: Before use, keep the golden body of the Buddha statue clean, and scrub it with pure water at least once a day.] γ
[Instructions for use: Take out this product, the maximum induction range is 33 meters. Shoot and detonate. γ
[Production organization: database data is missing and needs to be supplemented.] γ
[Note: The days are over!! ββA staff member of the Tiantong Service Department. γ
This strange remark is not the first time Ye Bei has seen it.
Having said that, this Buddha statue was received by Chen Xiaowu, so ...... He now needs an intelligence officer who understands the secret art of Feng Shui and understands the principles of psychics, preferably the kind who can't bargain.
Ye Bei had a weird smile on his face.
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Ye Bei carried the burden and the cat, came to the door of Chen Xiaowu's paper shop, and shouted affectionately to the door.
"Little Five? In Mua? β
Chen Xiaowu was so excited by this numb call that he had goosebumps all over his body, and he sat at the counter watching the football game, and the Coke in his hand was scattered all over the ground.
"Brother Ye?"
"Yes, it's me." Ye Bei saw that there were many immortals in the house, sat on the small tea table outside the house, poured a cup by himself, and beckoned Xiao Wu to go out to chat.
Seeing Chen Xiaowu holding a laptop, staring at the screen with both eyes, paying full attention to the progress of the game.
Ye Bei coughed lightly.
Xiao Wu replied casually: "What's the matter?" Brother Ye? β
"Little five, ......" Ye Bei said earnestly: "Brother Ye has made a fortune recently." β
What does Chen Xiaowu like? Can Ye Bei not know? Both of them are eager to sharpen their heads to make money.
As soon as the word fortune came out, Xiao Wu closed the computer cover, his eyes sharpened, "Piggyback?" β
Ye Bei looked left and right, as if he was a thief, and burst out with amazing acting skills, and his every move was called "wealth is not exposed".
"A million...... I made a million. After following Su Xingchen's big leader, there are so many orders. β
"How much you make has something to do with me." The little fifth brother gives full play to his excellent language talent, and has learned to avoid the minefield of swear words to express the emotions in his heart.
"Join me in making a fortune, right? Primary 5...... I still have a list on hand, you see, if you see any doorway, go to the scene with me......"
Xiao Wu didn't wait for Ye Bei to finish speaking, turned on the laptop computer again to watch the game, and listened to Xiao Wu's answer behind the screen.
"You're dressed like an investigator, Brother Ye, would you like to go to the hardware store and buy a crowbar? By the way, bring me a good friend? I don't go out on the field, thank you. Thank you family. Don't call me this kind of death. β
Hey, this guy is so clever? - Ye Bei frowned.
"Five, ......"
He decided to change his perspective.
"Do you have a dream, you have to have a dream to be a person."
Xiao Wu replied in a loud voice: "I, Chen Xiaowu, have a dream to become a professional sports event commentator. β
Ye Bei didn't give up and continued: "I don't need you to enter the door either. β
Xiao Wu was expressionless: "Look at the No. 10 volley, the goalkeeper flew up and jumped, a beautiful save!" β
Ye Bei said persistently: "As long as you go to the scene with me in advance, check it out, and then tell me everything you know, and prepare the spirit removal props........."
Xiao Wu was unmoved: "The No. 13 midfielder has a string of continuous dribbling, and the work at his feet is first-class, which is really dazzling, and then passed to the opposing fullback." β
Ye Bei didn't give up: "It's really not good, I'll use this immortal body to try the ability of the ghost brother again, not a few times, really!" There's no danger, wait until it's ......exhausted."
"The ball is in." Xiao Wu closed the computer cover, "When are we leaving?" β
Ye Bei's face was full of embarrassment.
"Let's take a look at the commission first."
Xiao Wu took Ye Bei's mobile phone and began to flip through the entrustment information.
Ye Bei asked tentatively, "You don't want to ask about the account sharing?" β
"It's not me who died anyway." Xiao Wu pointed to the bounty on the commission record.
190,700 pieces in total.
Ye Bei: "Four or six points." β
Little Five: "You are four, I am six." β
Ye Bei: "Sanqi, you are three and I are seven." β
Xiao Wu: "Deal!" β
Ye Bei: "So refreshing? β
Xiao Wu: "You really made money, Brother Ye, you have never cut the price of Sanqi with such a conscience." β