A strange sound rang out all around.

Ye Bei's mind froze, and his extraordinary hearing distinguished the direction of the sound, and carefully visualized the type of sound.

It's like bones—

- It's bones, yes, the movement of bones and joints when they rub together. There are many, at least ten or more.

"Little Wu, be careful, I can't deal with these guys for the time being." Ye Bei listened to the voice getting closer and closer, reminding Chen Xiaowu.

"Why?" Xiao Wu asked.

"The treasures at the bottom of my box are useless to them, and they ......" Ye Bei glanced at the hospitality tables and chairs in the mourning hall, and recalled the old people's supplies in the small pavilion by the river when he entered the street of the old gansho.

"These zombie brothers, it's likely that they haven't realized that they have become zombies."

"This?" Xiao Wu's eyes flashed frequently, chewing the meaning of Ye Bei's words: "Brother Ye, what do you mean...... This group of old cadres is dead, but forget that they are dead? ”

In the single-family building, scrawny old people came out, mostly men.

They looked demented, opened their mouths slightly, showed their blue-gray fangs, walked very slowly, and their body movements were very strange, not like they were trying to keep their bodies balanced, but like they were stroking and playing with something. has already walked on the street, as if he smelled Xiao Wu's breath of a living person, and surrounded him.

"Did you bring something to deal with zombies? Prop Master? Ye Bei pulled Xiao Wu back a little bit, "Jujube core, mirror, thunder splitting peach wood sword, ink bucket, zongzi, black dog blood?" ”

"The peachwood sword has it, and this thing is more versatile." Xiao Wu responded.

Ye Bei took advantage of the fact that the group of Brother Ah Zombie had not yet come up, rushed to the car box and searched out most of the props, and picked up one of the peachwood swords.

He carried his sword and shook it in the face of the few stiff brothers in front of him.

Seeing that Brother Ah Zombie had a look of disgust on his face, he took a detour and went to Xiao Wu's end.

Ye Bei is a ghost, and zombies are naturally not interested in him.

Looking at Xiao Wu again, the situation is not so easy.

"Don't come here! You guys...... I, Chen Xiaowuyi, respect the old and love the young! If you don't respect the old...... Don't blame me for being ruthless! Xiao Wu held the chainsaw high and pulled it out, Brother Ah Zombie was afraid of the spirit removal on this foreign devil, and he was also afraid of the saw blade of the green dragon half moon, so he took a few steps back, not daring to get close to Xiao Wu's body.

Ye Bei: "You use this idiom so slippery......"

"Hehe...... Xiao Wu looked at this group of old cadres and was overjoyed, "Brother Ye!" Do you think I'm awesome? ”

"Don't mention this word in the future, I won't say it-" Ye Bei picked up the zombies one by one and got into the corpse group: "Since Tongtian Rhino handed over the spiritual power to the girl, I can no longer look directly at it or say it directly." Don't talk about it in the future, it's too vulgar. ”

"Hmm......" Xiao Wu nodded ignorantly, he didn't know much Chinese, "What now?" ”

Ye Bei supported his chin with one hand and counted the number of old cadres.

There are a total of thirty-nine, if Xiao Wu didn't look away just now, there is still a Sister Ah Zhuang? Speaking of which, this group of veteran cadres is quite good at taking care of female compatriots, and the people who come out to fight are all men.

In addition, in terms of mission, two female residents of Meiyi Sanatorium died in 2013, apparently only to disguise their extraordinary zombie lifespan in the name of suspended animation.

These old men are old, and they are all weak and can't help but be driven by zombies, and their walking speed is only four or five kilometers per hour, and ordinary people can get rid of them if they maintain a normal pace.

Ye Bei had a bold idea, he wanted Xiao Wu to take this group of Brother Ah Zombie to go around elsewhere, maybe these zombies would be able to return to normal after leaving the feng shui bureau where yin and yang are not separated.

"Five, ......"

"!" Xiao Wu was almost frightened when he heard this meaty name, and he almost called Ye Bei's head with a saw, this change in tone was too terrifying, as if this Mr. Yin and Yang had let the ghost possess him.

"—I'm fine. Don't saw me! Ye Bei hurriedly explained.

"Don't scare me!" Xiao Wu complained, the situation was extremely urgent, he was just an ordinary person, although this group of Ah Stiff brothers seemed to be playing Tai Chi, but they never stopped moving.

What is it that scares Xiao Wu?

This group of old cadres?

It's not—

- Is it a zombie?

Nor is it -

What Xiao Wu is really afraid of is the scrawny dead, but they can see their habits when they are living from the physical signs.

The zombie buddies seemed to feel that they were still alive, and their dry wood-like hands were still doing the work on the factory assembly line repeatedly.

Picking up the wrench, biting the gears, capping the bottles, and distributing the goods, these mechanical actions repeated thousands of times have made their muscles firmly in their souls.

This is what Xiao Wu is afraid of, they will walk when you run, walk when you eat, walk downstairs when you sleep, bang the door with stiff movements, climb into the room, and bite your neck.

Brother Ye said that ghosts will also be reasonable.

But zombies don't.

"Little Wu, go go around somewhere else." Ye Bei held the peachwood sword and pointed forward.

Brother Ah Zombie responded to the blade of the peachwood sword and got out of the way.

Xiao Wu covered his gas mask, for fear of inhaling the corpse poison of this group of old bacon, lowered his head, followed behind Ye Bei, his body trembled, and he trembled with fear.

Ye Bei: "What are you afraid of?" ”

Xiao Wu scolded: "You won't die, of course you can't feel it!" I want to live a few more years! ”

"These things are not human or ghost, aren't they the same as me?" Ye Bei said frankly, "Don't be afraid, you are all Brother Ye, recognize the past one by one, maybe you will take care of you like Brother Ye?" ”

Before the words fell, one of the corpses was so hungry that he showed a mouthful of rotten teeth, his legs trembled, and he barely "pounced" towards Chen Xiaowu by relying on the acceleration of the earth's gravity!

Ye Bei shook his hand, and the peachwood sword struck the old bacon on the forehead, causing its head to tilt to the side and fall to the ground, its eyes full of doubts, as if it didn't know what was going on.

"Look, how enthusiastic people are."

"God is passionate." Xiao Wu was so shocked that he approached Ye Bei, eager to pick up Ye Bei's back.

"You can't be an intelligence agent like this, and I still expect the mission sent by Tianshu this week to share the reward with you."

Ye Bei took Xiao Wu out of the corpse group, seeing this guy waving the chainsaw indiscriminately along the way, but he didn't dare to make a move, Ye Bei couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.

He pointed to the intersection and pushed Xiao Wu forward.

"Come, take the grandparents out for a walk. Maybe they'll remember when they died. ”

Chen Xiaowu understood, he threw the chainsaw to remove the load, and walked extremely fast, and the zombies behind him couldn't keep up at all.

Listen to him scold as he walks: "The surname Ye is ...... I... C…”

Ye Bei held up his mobile phone high.

"Call me if you're in danger, I'll smoke a cigarette!"

"Don't! …… Together, right? I'm afraid of ...... alone," Xiao Wu hurriedly changed his words.

Ye Bei lit a cigarette, trotted all the way to follow, ran to Xiao Wu's side, took out the tape recorder, and hit the play button.

At night on the streets of the old gansho, earthy electric sounds began to sound. It seems that Ye Bei wants to prove that he is the coolest man in this tun.

"Can you change it?" Xiao Wu's eyes were full of despair, and his ears poured into "If I were a DJ, would you love me?" When the tune went downhill, I almost broke my foot.

Ye Bei walked leisurely, easily followed his side, and asked, "What did you just say?" ”

Xiao Wu: "It's too earthy, I'm going to die... I said can I change ......?"

Ye Bei: "You say it again, the previous sentence is the first sentence." ”

"The surname Ye... I C ......" Xiao Wu just wanted to speak, remembering that his personal safety could only rely on Ye Bei, and choked back with swear words: "I love you." ”

Ye Bei's smile revealed the same fangs and sharp teeth as zombies, but they were fairer and shinier, and he turned the tape over.

It began to play the prelude to the electric guitar, and the low drum beat woke up the lethargic nerves of the little fifth brother, and the European and American rock singles released in 1979 came. "Higiway to Hell" from the band AC/DC.

— Translated as "Hell Highway."

Xiao Wu listened to the song, and suddenly had strength in his body, sweating like rain all the way, and the old cadres behind him were almost out of sight.

He paused for a moment, ready to wait for the zombie buddies to catch up.

Seeing Xiao Wu panting on his knees, after resting, a sentence suddenly popped up.

"I love you."

Ye Bei: "Are you unhappy again?" ”

Xiao Wu: "No, in terms of music taste, it's really love." ”

Ye Bei said indifferently: "I love you too." ”

"Rua, you're a numb guy!" Xiao Wu said in disgust.

Ye Bei explained: "It's father's love. ”

One person and one ghost, with a group of old cadres, began to walk around the winding hilly paths, doing midnight aerobics.