Chapter 847: It's Not Scientific
"What do you mean?" Shao Li looked confused.
“?” Wen was also puzzled.
Ye Qing smiled and explained: "Ga Ga is the meaning of dialect meat, which means that it is also a child's poop, but if your child pulls it, no matter how smelly it is, it feels as fragrant as meat, not only will it not be disgusted, but it will also carefully check whether the color and viscosity of the child's poop are normal, and if someone else's child pulls it, it will be disgusted and immediately avoided." ”
When Ji Nanshan, Shao Li, and Wen heard it, they felt that what they said was really accurate.
Parenthood.
The most important concern is the health of children.
"Daughter-in-law, you chat, I'll take my daughter back to clean up for her." Ji Nanshan hugged his daughter and looked at his wife and hurriedly said.
"Okay." Ye Qing nodded.
Shao Li put one hand on his round belly and stroked it gently, and fanned it in front of his nose with the other, as if he wanted to fan away the foul smell just now, frowning and muttering.
"The little cub is a small lump, and it is not the whole grains and meat that he eats, how can the poop pulled out stinker than the adult? My god, I don't think I can be as great as Ye Qing said, and I can't do it to the point where Nanshan personally washes my daughter's stinky ass and changes the shit, if this little cub in my belly is pulled in the future, I will definitely be so stinky that I don't dare to get close......"
Shao Li, who was complaining, hadn't finished his sentence yet.
Abrupt.
The lower abdomen was tight, and it hurt, and he suddenly gasped: "Hiss~~~"
"What's wrong?" Ye Qing asked worriedly.
“…… The little cub may have understood my dislike of him/her and is taking revenge on me! Shao Li looked down at his belly, laughing and disgusted and guessed helplessly.
As soon as I heard this.
Ye Qing and Wen both thought that the child was moving.
Thereupon.
Shao Li, who was in pain, continued to fart and chat with Ye Qing and Wen after relieving himself.
Five or six minutes later.
The familiar pain that had just come back to me again.
Shao Li frowned, and said to Ye Qing and Wen in some panic.
"Hiss~~~ No, this stomach is starting to hurt again, and this pain method is not like the pain method that the little cub is making trouble in it, it shouldn't be that he is going to give birth, right?"
Hear that.
Ye Qing and Wen immediately became nervous.
Calculate the time.
Shao Li's due date is almost around these days.
Ye Qing took a deep breath, calmed down a bit, and hurriedly said loudly: "Xiangdong, go and find the house doctor and the midwife, ** and Xiaobi hurry over to support your master, and Chuxia and Xiaoqiu hurry over to take care of the child." ”
When a few entourages and maids a hundred meters away heard this hurried order, they knew that it might be Mrs. Ye who was about to give birth, so they hurriedly followed the instructions and went to get busy.
。。。。。。
More than a quarter of an hour later.
Shao Li was helped back to the bedroom.
After several midwives took turns to check and the doctors checked the pulse.
Shao Li looked at the house doctor and the midwife with a pale face, and asked in a trembling voice: "I, am I going to give birth?" ”
The midwives exchanged glances, and then the eldest midwife stood up and replied respectfully and honestly.
"Mrs. Ye, although you have begun to have contractions now, because the amniotic water has not broken yet, and you have not seen red for the time being, the old slaves are not sure whether you are having false contractions for the time being? Or is it really a pre-labor contraction? However, no matter which one it is, it is better for Mrs. Ye to move around more now. ”
False contractions?
Shao Li couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in his heart.
If you have a baby, you will have a child.
Damn, she still engaged in the "wolf is coming" set.