Ye Bei made an appointment with the woman to make a tomb before the Midyear Festival, saying that the July Half Ghost Festival was coming, and there were too many imps who took money to the sun, so as not to bump into the broken household that was not long-sighted. rushed to the joy of the official.

Speaking of the tomb of Linguan - also known as Jianluku.

It is usually made for people in their early twenties who are high-spirited and dead, and when they reach the stage of Linguan in their lives, they are all little princes and princesses who don't know the height of the sky, just like the sun at eleven or twelve o'clock in the afternoon, it is the time to emit energy outward, where can they stand the anger of death.

So when they come out to make trouble, the victim will entrust Mr. Yin Yang to make these ghosts a gorgeously decorated mansion and find a suitable place for these little bastards.

After learning of the specific commission, Ye Bei negotiated the price with Sima Yao again, although he didn't ask the reason for the employer's work, Ye Bei was still a little curious about the origin of this woman.

- A youkai holding a red umbrella and drenching in torrential rain to give people a wish, or a good girl who smokes, drinks and has tattoos.

Needless to say, you can guess a few points.

"It's probably a concubine, or an old acquaintance." Ye Bei muttered and knocked on the door of the paper shop.

The person who opened the door was called Chen Xiaowu, a man of about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with blonde hair, a high nose and thick lips, and a black coat.

Ye Bei only knew that this guy was not Chinese, and he didn't know which country the foreign student graduated from the lazy fishing occult and came to China to make dead money. Because of his special profession, he has also dealt with him many times.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Ye, here you go again? Xiao Wu rubbed his hands, "What do you want this time?" ”

Ye Bei didn't say much.

"House."

Xiao Wu listened, went into the warehouse, and rummaged through the paper.

This guy is the same as the occultism on his graduation certificate on weekdays, highlighting a "mystery", chattering all day long, there is a life shop on the street, telling fortunes during the day, going back to the warehouse in the afternoon to sell funeral supplies, and opening a barbecue stall at night to cultivate sentiment, working twenty hours a day, Ye Bei doesn't really understand whether this guy wants to sleep or not, his work and rest are like a foot in the coffin board, and he can't live anymore looking at his complexion.

Ye Bei entered the store, saw the Jizo Bodhisattva in the lobby, refilled the incense, respectfully sent two apples to the second master next to him, and saw the new goods in the Xiaowu store, and couldn't help but be stunned.

That's just weird.

Is it a Buddha statue, or a golden Buddha.

It's just the styling of things...... How to say......

In the words of Internet buzzwords, too hardcore.

Fudo Bodhisattva, who is the natal Buddha of the Rooster people, was originally a statue of King Ming with a book in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, but now he has been replaced with a set of jaw-dropping equipment.

- I saw the Buddha statue carrying a Gatling machine gun on his waist, holding it as Governor Schwarzenegger, and there was a book under the lotus platform.

[One breath of three thousand six hundred turns, great mercy and compassion for the world. 】

Ye Bei was embarrassed: "What ...... thing?"

"Hey, Brother Ye! How big is the house? Xiao Wu asked.

"The bigger, the better, and the more expensive, the better." Ye Bei replied.

"What's that?" Xiao Wu suspiciously, "Did you make money?" Brother Ye? ”

"No, this time it's not a white business, and the employer is not a person." Ye Bei replied truthfully. "It's a scriptural thing."

It is said that money is hard to make, not to mention the money of the dead, and the living are popular with a "debt is the uncle", the dead Meng Po soup is down, who cares about your business? Ye Bei used to do a lot of white strip business, but later learned to be obedient, and all of them paid attention to one payment before delivery.

What counts as "scripture things"?

The things in the gods and monsters scriptures are the things in the scriptures, and they are talking about the entrustment of the employer for the monsters.

"No wonder I brought a gift this time, asking for peace?"

The little five thieves swept out twice, closed the roller shutter and spoke,

"Do you want to keep it a secret? Which immortal? ”

Ye Bei replied: "I don't know, it's a woman." ”

"Pretty?" Xiao Wu asked.

Ye Bei sneered: "I don't dare to chase after me if it's beautiful, I'm not Xu Xian." ”

Xiao Wu turned out a set of "villas".

"I'll just ask, come, look at the room."

Ye Bei carefully looked at the color of the paper before and after, and nodded.

"How much?"

"Three thousand one." Xiao Wu closed his eyes and counted the numbers.

"One thousand three." Ye Bei replied.

Xiao Wu exclaimed: ", you can't do this for half bargaining!" ”

Ye Bei: "Deposit, the full amount will be counted as 5,000 for you." ”

"That's fine." Xiao Wu raised his eyebrows: "Brother Ye, know the goods." ”

Ye Bei explained: "Recently, I saw you working day and night, and you had a good rest for a few days. Brother will not be missing you if you have meat to eat, keep in touch with the phone, and look for you if you are in trouble, this trip is dangerous. ”

"Dangerous? What kind of sinister law? When Xiao Wu heard the sound, he stopped doing the work in his hands, and his expression was solemn.

He had never heard Ye Bei say the word "dangerous".

I haven't even heard Mr. Ye talk about how difficult the work of an onmyoji is.

The correspondence is to pick up the goods, pick up the goods, and pay the money, although there are occasional injuries and illnesses, Ye Bei rarely mentions the difficulties he encountered when dealing with affairs.

"Add a small car, a pair of stone lions, and a suit. Can firecrackers be delivered? Ye Bei took out a piece of paper from his bag, with a pattern painted on it, to see that the ink was fresh, it was drawn not long ago.

"Check it for me."

"Is the car and clothes worth the money?" Xiao Wu opened his mouth to be money, took the paper and looked at it carefully.

"You've long passed the age of dying young, but now I just want to bury you with paper money, can you be less philistine." Ye Bei scolded.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Brother Ye laughed, others are considered to be sent, sent, should! Xiao Wu stared at the paper for a long time, his smiling eyes widening wider and wider.

Ye Bei asked, "What?" Something is wrong? ”

This pattern is the tattoo on Sima Yao that Ye Bei met.

Xiao Wu replied: "I'm afraid it's not a monster, Xiaobei." ”

His calls from Brother Ye before and after Brother Ye were all for business, but now Xiaobei called out, and his words were full of worry.

"This is Pixiu's cloud pattern, it's a rui beast."

Ye Bei's eyelids jumped.

"The God of Wealth who only enters and does not leave? Pixiu who waits for ingots to fall from the sky at home? ”

Xiao Wu nodded.

"Huh...... Drink a cup of milk tea, and the girl in leopard print still uses paper money to pick. Ye Bei scolded secretly and slapped the deposit on the table, "Things are ready, I'll leave tonight." ”

Xiao Wu leaned in and asked, "Brother Ye, you give me a breath, how much is this list?" ”

Ye Bei stretched out five fingers.

"Fifty thousand?" Xiao Wu asked.

"No, I'll slap you if you ask this again." Ye Bei smiled, "Only 50,000 and I still spend 5,000 to buy your things?" You know I'm an iron rooster, and people call me a waist cut when they bargain, and I often have a car splitting at this point, and it's common to split the body of five horses, and it's best to cut it with a thousand knives. ”

Xiao Wu blinked his eyes, didn't ask much, and finished everything for Ye Bei, and packed it up and sent it to three wheels - that's right, this Boss Ye's usual milk tea shop delivery truck is a three-wheeled one, and there is a poor egg.

Waiting for everything to get into the car, Ye Bei asked.

"Where's the suit?"

Xiao Wu: "Didn't you send it up?" ”

Staring at Ye Bei's cold scarred eyes, Xiao Wu suddenly shuddered.

"What do you mean?"

Ye Bei: "Give me something to wear!" I finally managed to get a rich man, so I had to be decent. ”

Xiao Wu: "You still need a set of clothes for your feelings!" That's a lot of money......"

"You post a little first, and I'll make it up later." Ye Bei raised his eyebrows.

Xiao Wu: "You say it again." ”

Ye Bei: "I'll make up for it when I go back." Want to do it again? ”

Xiao Wu raised his hand high, pointed at Ye Bei's nose twice, and blocked the words back when he came to his mouth.

"I ...... C！！！ ”

Ye Bei said unexpectedly.

"You have said that you don't learn swear in Chinese, I left you a few students on a blind date in Pingyang, and everyone said that they liked to be motivated...... No swearing, handsome boy. ”

The expression on Xiao Wu's face changed and changed, his face was full of unhappiness, and it turned into a gritted smile again.

"I love you!"

"Well, I'll listen."

"I love you to death!"

Ye Bei nodded in acknowledgment.

"Thank you."