I have the impression that the class president in high school was a big fat girl who weighed more than 160 pounds, with a very good personality, and she was very cute.

I'm still stunned, she's unhappy, pouting and saying What do you mean, expose my shortcomings, aren't you? I've been losing weight since college, and it's not easy for me to lose weight.

I said "oh", and I said that the eighteen changes of the female college are changing, and the more they change, the more casual they become...... Ahh

It took me a long time to remember to wipe my saliva away, "How do you know I'm opening a store?" Liu Mei said that she didn't know, passing by an ornamental fish shop, she felt very curious and came in to take a look, who knew that she would meet you so coincidentally, are you the boss?

I said in my heart that my boss was so poor that he couldn't open the pot, but I still promised, "This shop was left to me by my grandfather, and if you want to raise fish, just pick it." ”

She walked past me, with a good smell of body fragrance, which made my heart flutter, and when I came back to my senses, Liu Mei was already pointing to a tank of fish and asking me, "What kind of fish is this, chubby and cute." ”

I introduced her and said that it was a lanshou fish, which was delicate and expensive, and it was not easy to raise. She pointed to another tank of fish and asked, "What about this flat, red-red one?" ”

I said this is called parrot fish, it is a tropical fish, you need a heating rod to buy it home, you have to use a large fish tank to raise it, you have a fish tank at home, right?

Actually, I was curious how a girl could have thought of buying fish.

Liu Mei didn't answer my question, frowned and asked, "Is there any kind of fish that can improve feng shui?" I've heard people say that keeping fish at home can change feng shui. ”

I wondered, "You believe in this too?" "She said you don't have it at all.

I said yes, pointing to a few "big silver dragons" in the store and said, "Improving feng shui or raising arowana is the best, there are three types of arowana, red dragon, golden dragon and silver dragon, the first two are too expensive, I don't have a spot, the price of silver arowana is quite close to the people, you can consider please go back, you can only raise odd numbers, can not raise double, there is our domestic koi, it is said that it also has the effect of gathering wealth, koi is slightly cheaper, only suitable for looking down, it is not beautiful to raise in the fish tank, it is best to have a big pool......"

She interrupted me and said, "I haven't raised fish, is it easy to raise?" ”

Since it is an old classmate, of course I won't lie to her, shook my head and said, "You have no experience, I'm afraid you can't raise it well, you have to raise water first, filter cotton and nitrifying bacteria are indispensable, and you have to warm up tropical fish, how can you pay attention to these?" ”

Liu Mei's face was embarrassed, and she hesitated to speak, "My grandfather is sick, I don't know what the strange disease is, there is news from my hometown that he is crazy, he got up in the middle of the night and bites things, and the doctor who came to the door almost bit off his ear, I wonder if he caused something bad, so I ......"

I "chuckled," "Make it clear and tell me about your grandfather's specific symptoms." Liu Meibai glanced at me, "What are you doing here, you are not a doctor." ”

I smiled and said that I am indeed not a doctor, and your grandfather doesn't seem to be sick before he bites people, don't you also suspect that he has caused something bad, tell me, maybe I can solve it for you.

I am young and vigorous, and I can't help but show off my heart, and I have learned a lot of theories from Zhang Mazi these days, but I am worried that I have no chance to practice.

It turned out that Liu Mei worked in a foreign trade company after graduating from university, she lived alone in the county very early, her parents stayed in the countryside, and there was a grandfather in his seventies at home, her grandfather was physically strong, and he could also help the family share some housework, but since last week, her grandfather went to the back mountain to carry a bundle of firewood home.

Liu Mei's parents slept until the second half of the night, and heard the crying sound from the old man's room, as if a woman was crying, her father put on his clothes and touched the back room to see, turned on the light and found that the old man put the bells and whistles on his face, and was sitting on the window "hum" tears.

Uncle Liu felt strange and asked the old man what's wrong? As a result, the old man turned his face suddenly, so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.

The old man painted himself like a ghost at home in the middle of the night, smeared "lipstick" on his mouth, his lips were so red as if he had drunk blood, and he actually cocked his orchid fingers, giggled at him, and his eyes rolled wildly, but he could hardly see the kernel of his eyes.

The old man's face was also very pale, and Uncle Liu wondered if he had secretly picked up the wall ash and smeared it on his face. The most terrifying thing is that he sneered for a long time, and actually sang the opera with his mouth, and he still sang in a flower drum and Kun dialect, and his voice was thin, not to mention how penetrating it was in the middle of the night.

Uncle Liu was so frightened that he was so frightened that he ran back to the house, and got up early the next morning, and found that there was an old hen with a broken neck at the door of the house, and the chicken blood was stained red, remembering the "lipstick" that the old man smeared on his mouth last night, Uncle Liu sweated.

At first, Uncle Liu didn't think about the evil spirit, the elderly reached a certain age, and delirium is also a common thing, so he found a township doctor to go home, who knew that after pushing the door into the house, he saw that the old man actually took off his coat, tied a big red belly pocket on his chest in the "babbling" gesture, and threw flattering eyes at himself, and crossed the orchid finger to do embroidery movements.

Can you imagine an old man in his seventies and eighties, wearing blush and winking at people? Don't mention how weird it is! The doctor wanted to take the pulse of the old man, who knew that this touch, the old man suddenly went crazy and pounced and bited, with a thin voice, saying that men and women could not kiss, let the doctor get out.

Uncle Liu was in a hurry, and helped the doctor press the old man, the old man had so much strength, kicked him away, pounced on the doctor and grabbed and bitten, and roared sadly in his mouth, and said something that made Uncle Liu shudder, "I'm dead, and you still come to take advantage of the old lady!" ”

In the end, Uncle Liu found a rope to tie the person up, and the old man stopped, squatting in the corner and not speaking, giggling at them, grinding his teeth while laughing.

The doctor ran out of the door with his bloody ears and said that your dad is a neuropathy that can't be cured! Uncle Liu had no choice but to lock the old man in the room alone and discuss with his daughter-in-law whether to send him to a big hospital?

Without waiting for the result to be discussed, something more terrifying happened the next day, Uncle Liu got up and saw that there was blood in the house, the blood stains extended to the old man's room, and the lock was also broken, and he pushed the door open, and sure enough, the old man was holding a dead dog in his hand, and he was gnawing wildly, his face was full of blood, and there was a "ho-ho" vicious dog grabbing food sound in his mouth.

I've only seen mad dogs bite people, but I've never heard mad people bite dogs.

How could Uncle Liu not understand? Now her grandfather is locked in the back room, singing Kunqu opera and gnawing furniture all night long, and the sound of grinding teeth is more terrifying than a chainsaw.

Uncle Liu woke up early yesterday morning and found that the door panel had been gnawed out by the old man, and the door was about to close him!

Liu Mei learned about this from the phone, and someone gave her an idea, saying that fish farming can improve feng shui, which may be effective, so she can't wait to buy fish and want to take it home to try.

I was so angry and funny, I told her that the old man was like this, what kind of fish did he raise? This is clearly an evil spirit, and you have to find a mage to take a look. Liu Mei was about to cry, "But I don't know the mage, and those fortune tellers on the street can't believe it, they are all cheating money, and I can't help it." ”

My heart moved, "Why don't I accompany you back to your hometown?" ”