Early the next morning.

Ye Bei couldn't stop smirking at the mirror in the bedroom, and there were several new text messages on his phone.

[Deposit: 10480000]

[Remarks: Performance bonus + advance payment for genetic information in the case of "God of War" + advance payment for genetic information + three new biological sample expenses (including Qiqi) + travel expenses + prepayment of wages and overtime pay during National Day holidays + monthly revenue of milk tea shops, pet hospitals, and cat cafes. 】

When he finished counting the zeros on the top, there was a "white rabbit" with a weird smile on his face in front of the mirror.

[Deduction: 1454400]

[Deduction Instructions: Purchase a single-family apartment in the family area of Pingyang Agricultural University, Hengyin City, with a total of two floors. It's a total of 187 square meters, detective, the house prices in your place are really cheap. 】

Ye Bei: "It's okay, I like this house a lot." ”

[Deduction: 2283900]

[Deduction Instructions: Bubble Tea Shop Store Decoration and New House Structure Reinforcement + Part of Furniture and Kitchen Supplies. 】

This message gave him some blood back, and it wasn't just that he was attacked by money to empty his sanity health bar.

Ye Bei: "It's too expensive!" Is decoration more expensive than a house? ”

[Deduction: 15000]

[Deduction Description: Fengdu County Ban Motorcycle Drag Racing Fine. 】

It doesn't hurt or itch, but Ye Bei is still worried about money.

"How many meals of braised chicken do you need......"

[Deduction: 5025]

[Deduction Description: The amount of payment is large, the accounts are complicated, calculate the tax audit fee of 5,000 yuan, and buy a pack of Furong King for the financial bald brother of the [Lucun] department. 】

[Deduction: 25]

[Deduction note: Buy cigarettes for Su Xingchen. 】

"He smoked and bought it himself...... Ye Bei muttered, and immediately saw the next one.

[Deduction: 2500]

[Deduction Instructions: Diagnosis and treatment fees for Su Xingchen's bruises. 】

"Hahaha...... He must have been beaten by his sister. This money is spent though. ”

Counting the donations from Hope Primary School, plus millions of deposits.

Ye Bei's account balance is still - 7786687.33

He lit a cigarette and felt calm, and the sudden experience of getting rich made him drift a little.

He immediately ordered a box of blue can cookies in the online supermarket, and added fifteen yuan for shipping, striving to deliver them within half an hour.

Then Ye Bei ran to the kitchen, stripped off to only a pair of underwear, afraid that the young man's heart white rabbit pajamas he had treasured for many years would be dirty, and began to dismantle the oven.

Listening to Lingxi, she is still sleeping, and her dream talk is still the same urine.

"The owner...... The brioche bread was delicious......"

Ye Bei covered his face, this oven is still new, Lingxi girl was damaged as soon as she entered the house, and the kitchen was cleaned again, but there were traces of the girl's crime in many places.

- The ceiling was yellowed by the smoke of oil, and the little God of Wealth on the refrigerator also collapsed.

This oven won't be dismantled, will Ling Xi make a bomb at home?

"Minion, what are you doing?" The cat owner is holding the door frame and posing in a chic pose.

Ye Bei replied: "Prevent terrorist incidents." ”

The cat owner leaned forward to take a look.

"Tut-tut-tut...... Human beings are really destructive creatures, exploding, exploding, exploding. Chemical fiber clothing and petroleum products will explode, gas gas will explode in oil frying and baking, powder from building materials for circuit switches will also explode, and even the engine cylinder of the car will be propelled by gasoline explosion. Food, clothing, shelter and transportation all contain explosions. ”

While doing the dismantling work with his bare hands, Ye Bei asked the cat owner: "Why do I sleep?" How many days did you sleep? ”

"How do I know which tendon is wrong with you, and you suddenly slept for ten days, as if you want to make up for what you didn't sleep enough before." Qi Qi scratched his chin, his eyes wandered absent-mindedly: "If you are afraid of death, you can see if the tattoo on your body is still there......"

Ye Bei was halfway through the dismantling, and found that the nut in the cabinet was tightened, and when he heard the cat owner's answer, he took a closer look at the tattoos on his body.

Among the tiger stripes, somehow there were dots of crimson color, if it weren't for Ye Bei's careful look, it would be difficult to notice.

In each tiger stripe, a word is written with this color block.

【Positive】

"Hahahaha!! Hahahahaha - Hahahahahaha! Qi Qi covered his stomach and learned Ye Bei's slut tone: "Hahahahaha!" Your future girlfriend will be embarrassed to see it in the future! - Hahahaha! ”

Ye Bei had a black face, holding the head of the cat owner, and used it to remove the two innermost screws of the oven with this cat's mouth that couldn't be closed with laughter.

When he finished this, Qi Qi rolled on the ground with laughter, as if it had been 30,000 years and this joke.

"Hahahahahaha—— hahahaha!"

Poor pounded the floor.

"Mr. Yin and Yang! ~~”

"Oh, my job! ~~”

"Righteousness! ~~”

It adds fuel to the fire in a weird way.

"My dear! ~Today is our big day~~~ Why didn't you ever touch me before marriage~~~Oh! I know, you must be trying to protect me... Burst...... Hahahahaha! ”

Ye Bei looked as usual, found out the after-sales order of the oven and wrote and painted, and he didn't know if he could get a refund, so he threw it out of the door for the time being.

Listening to Qi Qi chatting all the way behind Ye Bei.

"Ouch~~ Who doesn't have a past? My dear...... Although you are no longer what you used to be hahahahahahaha! Hahaha! Vomit...... Hahaha... Vomit. ”

The cat owner laughed and retched.

The little rhinoceros poked out half of its head from under the cupboard, looking sleepy-eyed.

"Good morning, Assi." Ye Bei greeted it, and heard Lingxi girl call it that.

"Uh-huh!" Assi answered, ready to go back to sleep, his little head had not yet retracted, his eyelids were covered first, and his chin was resting on the edge of the cupboard.

This is the first time Ye Bei has heard a rhinoceros call, and the voice is very high-pitched, like a violin.

The cat owner passed by the cupboard and pressed the baby's head back by the way, and continued to chatter behind the minion, catching Ye Bei's sore foot, it can return all the deflated ones it had eaten before.

Ye Bei didn't plan to deal with this master who was not only uncontrollable in ecstasy, but also had a few more orthography on his body......

Well, a few hundred.

For this kind of thing, he still minds a little, after all, the cat owner also has some truth, this little red letter really makes his future wife see it, where can he find reason?

Make up one?

"I met the ghost of a great calligrapher of the Tang and Song dynasties, he is the same as Leonardo da Vinci painted eggs, this ghost's long-cherished wish in his life is to write the orthography well, and I am a soul killer......"

"Hahahaha!" Before he could finish speaking, Qiqi was already laughing.

Ye Bei covered his face, he walked to the study, opened the mailbox, and saw if there was any record of this part in Tianshu's routine inspection report.

[The routine inspection report of Agent Ye Bei, a subordinate of the case of the September 11th diary "Poor Qi" of the Tianshou Department. 】

[——Agent Ye Bei's heart rate and blood pressure have returned to normal, and dormant behavior has appeared, in addition, when we performed X-ray scans, we found that Agent Ye Bei's bone has undergone obvious changes, and new characteristics have also appeared in the Qiqi pattern. 】

[——We listed "bone tissue" as one of the biological samples that Agent Ye Bei needed to provide. 】

[——According to the results of the research of the scripture and music department, it is very likely that the bone tissue of Agent Ye Bei will be abnormal when he comes into contact with King Rahu's asura. Since Asura means "not right" in the original meaning of the Buddhist scriptures, the pronunciation of "A" is translated as "no", and the pronunciation of Shura is translated as "zheng, upright", the Wenqu Department preliminarily deduced that Agent Yebei obtained a piece of Shura bone, suppressed part of the effect of the ghost mantra, and the blood circulation, heart, and brain dormant system began to work. 】

"No, no, no, I'm not right, really, I'm not right...... I'm Asura, I don't believe in Buddhism anymore! Ye Bei covered his face and didn't look at it.

Qi Qi climbed onto the minion's thigh, picked up his arm to the table, and patted Ye Bei's shoulder.

"You have to be strong."

Ye Bei glanced at the cat master, and his tone was full of disdain, "Huh! Righteousness is the same as a woman's swimsuit and underwear, but it is the difference between active display and passive display! What have I been afraid of? ”

Qi Qi muttered in a low voice: "You are afraid of poverty." ”

Ye Bei grabbed the small bag under the desk, took out a pot of tea, and drank it all.

The mood has changed for the better -

- Regained his spirits, he continued to look down.

[We tried to cut the little toe of Agent Ye Bei's left leg and remove a part of the bone tissue, and found that the medical saw was difficult to operate, the strength and toughness of the bone exceeded the general physical knowledge, the Mohs hardness was 9.9, and the material strength was 1.08 according to the standard design value, which was equivalent to carbon structural steel, and it was extremely sharp. 】

[We need a sample of a small phalange with a complete cross-section, and we don't want to cause unnecessary damage to Agent Yebei's bone joints.] 】

Ye Bei clenched his fists: "That's right!" That's my wise and thinking little toe! ”

[When Detective Su Xingchen proposed to use sniper equipment and explosives to extract bones, we, as doctors, righteously rejected this cruel proposal. 】

"The heart of the doctor's parents ...... Well done! Ye Bei sighed.

[Since the Tiantong Service Department is very interested in Agent Ye Bei's bones, to be honest, this group of prop research and development maniacs look at you like they are looking at a sword embryo that is about to be thrown into the casting furnace. 】

[After discussion, our Tianshou Department chose to use a strange green chainsaw provided by Mr. Chen Xiaowu to perform the bone removal operation. 】

Qi Qi smiled: "Parents' hearts? You picked up son. ”

【The procedure was very successful!】 And it made us discover something new! - Agent Ye Bei originally had a dormant blood circulation system in his body, which led to the suspension of his reproductive system. 】

Ye Bei looked at the payment notes on his mobile phone, the "three new biological sample expenses", and had an ominous premonition.

Qiqi: "Hahahahahahahaha!" ——”

[During the recuperation period, Agent Ye Bei has begun to have a normal morning beep-congestion reaction. 】

[Therefore, we have added genetic information to the biological sample extraction program.] 】

[At the same time, we will prepare to retrieve some cat films for the live samples of the beast in the Animal World column of the Science and Technology Humanities Channel.] 】

The cat owner suddenly stopped talking.

Ye Bei: "Hahahahahaha! ——”

[Please ask Agent Ye Bei to give it psychological counseling in advance.] 】

[I hope you enjoy your work, my colleague.] 】