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In the milk tea shop, Ye Bei and Chen Xiaowu sat in front of the computer in the warehouse.

The little fifth brother had a serious expression and entered the working state: "Jinhua cat...... It's a very wonderful creature. ”

This feng shui fortune teller, who is well versed in Chinese folklore and myths and legends, slowly passed on what he knew to Yebei.

"In ancient times, it was said that it can become a beautiful man and a beautiful woman, make people lose their minds, indulge in the beauty of cats, and over time will bring hysteria to the stubborn disease, only by killing Jinhua cats, peeling skin and eating meat can cure this disease...... But in fact, this is not the case......"

Ye Bei looked at the counter of the bubble tea shop, and Huan Jie and briquettes were sitting on high chairs.

In order to avoid trouble, the staff at the counter asked Boss Ye to send him home early.

For the sake of performance bonuses, Ye Bei wants to know [luck] to find out the strangeness of this cat.

Chen Xiaowu played with the Kaiyuan Tongbao in his hand, with words on one side and no words on the other, and the square hole of the round coin, which is a psychic object in the round sky.

He tossed the coin, landed it firmly in the palm of his hand, and repeated the action.

"Xiaobei, "Book of Songs? There is a record in Daya that since the Western Zhou Dynasty, cats have always existed in China, but it has always been a monster that depends on good and bad.

-- Rat-catching is favored by people, and spreading diseases is obscure.

- The cry is like a baby ghost, and the habit is to lie in the day and come out at night.

The rumors about the fatal disease of Jinhua cats are just parasitic diseases such as lung flukes sucked out by ordinary people's cats, most of which are accompanied by symptoms of hair allergies, which are the result of the demonization of ordinary people under the emotional catalysis of cats and beasts.

It's also different from the way ordinary yokai and goblins get into trouble. According to the classification of goblins and ghosts, it is more like an elf.

Jinhua cat will climb on the roof at night to absorb the moonlight, is too yin to shine, borrowing the light of the yang, this gentle vitality, so that it has obtained extraordinary spiritual power.

It's not to eat people, ghosts, and monsters, nor to take away the essence of nature and absorb the spiritual power of all things, it is directly from the yin and yang heavenly principles, taking a copy of the [Taiyin] refracted from the [sun]. ”

Kaiyuan Tongbao rose and fell nine times and landed in the palm of Chen Xiaowu.

It's all positive – the positive with the word.

"And the briquettes you're describing — if what you've seen and heard is true."

Chen Xiaowu threw out the number of ninety-nine to one.

"At least the current divination results, it has the meaning of [written], and is willing to communicate with you in words and words, it is a cultured and knowledgeable, and the spirit has been opened."

When the silver coin fell, Chen Xiaowu didn't pick up the round silver coin, letting it fall freely and fall to the ground.

Kaiyuan Tongbao four big characters face up.

Ye Bei covered his chin and pondered: "I understand." ”

Most of Mr. Ye's knowledge as an onmyoji comes from Chen Xiaowu.

The [Jinhua Cat] described in the mouth of the little fifth brother is not a disaster in folk customs, judging from the way of transforming the spirit of yin and yang, and judging from various clues related to [luck].

Its ability is more like a causal catalyst.

There are countless karmic retributions hidden in cause and effect, representing the evolution of all things, and a cause also takes a long time to wait for the effect.

- But at dinner time, starting from Ye Bei's imprisonment of the briquette with the spirit sealing card, to the briquette getting out of trouble

——From Chen Xiaowu to the beginning of throwing silver coins, to the final landing of silver coins.

These things, from the beginning to the end, only took more than 30 seconds.

Chen Xiaowu shows the watch on his arm.

Thirty-three seconds, to be exact.

Ye Bei covered his [Schrödinger's face] and was about to face [Schrödinger's cat].

"Don't be careless." Chen Xiaowu picked up the silver coin and observed the damage when the silver coin landed. "Xiaobei, metaphysics is a very complex and advanced science, usually we do not study people or spirits, but the universe itself...... Be sure to recognize this concept. Because this Jinhua cat has abilities that are very similar to [Destiny] itself. ”

The little fifth brother put the silver coin into his pocket, it did not have any damage, not even a scratch, this piece of soft metal landed safely and steadily, representing the meaning of auspiciousness and peace.

He pointed to the computer.

In the spiritual disaster commission, there are four new [repentant] disaster tasks in the Hengyin region, all of which are headless cases sent by Tianshu. There were no clients, no rated bounties, few mission descriptions, and only the results of the Plague level detected by the early investigators.

Since the appearance of Jinhua cats, these [repentance] disasters have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

The [stingy] level of entrustment is also like a blowout, and they are all handed over to the girl to handle it.

Ye Bei is now going to clean up these hard stubbles.

Little Five: "Before you go—think about it." ”

Ye Bei frowned, and he didn't dare to forget Teacher Chen's words.

Regarding briquettes, it must not be treated as a simple preliminary investigation commission, and the special abilities of the subject are far beyond his imagination.

The Tianshu General Administration did not dare to act rashly in the arrangement of briquettes, and only sent clerks to Ye Bei, and after Ye Bei added the annex content, there was no intention of sending an armed group - after all, the current briquettes are not aggressive, and if they send Brother Tie Hanhan to bully the briquettes, the situation will only worsen.

The spiritual calamity caused by the trait of [Unfortunity] is also in the early stage of investigation, and the personnel dispatch of Tianshu takes time, not so fast.

Chen Xiaowu sounded the alarm bell for Ye Bei.

"Xiaobei, you have always liked to call me a fortune teller, but in fact, Yi Xue and Dou Shu, astrology and horoscope, are a kind of ancient demographics, from the solar terms, date, and astrology to speculate the personality, education, physical condition, and place of birth of the owner, and then combined with the stars to evolve the year, so the fate is arranged.

Confucius wrote the "Ten Wings" for the Book of Changes, and also said that "the best is not easy", which means that it is best not to divination, and to ask whether this kind of statistics is effective?

- If it doesn't work? Why did the Master say, "The best is not easy"? ”

Ye Bei replied: "The master is definitely [easy]!" ”

Chen Xiaowu: "That's right! As a scholar, before you don't know the result, you will never easily say your own arguments, it is precisely because of the tool of easy learning, which can be easy to barter people, easy to barter, easy to country, easy to world, is the ancestor of the Chinese Wanjing - used to tell a person's fortune, there is no benefit and overkill, so ......

[The best is not easy]. ”

Chen Xiaowu's words turned sharply and pointed directly at the Jinhua cat outside the door of the warehouse.

"I want you to be vigilant, because the time for this Jinhua cat to prove its fate only takes thirty-three seconds."

Ye Bei's spirits lifted. He can understand the meaning of [misfortune] on Jinhua cat.

- The root of the curse is hidden in the usual words and deeds, it will not appear immediately, it will be full of fermentation and deterioration over time, and finally it will be revealed, and when you want to remedy it, it is too late.

But the characteristics of Jinhua cats can make them have an immediate attack within thirty-three seconds.

For example, if the seat belt of the vehicle suddenly breaks, the owner will feel [unlucky] for the replacement of the seat belt, and will feel [unlucky] for the inexplicable loss of money, but before the car accident comes, it responds to the disaster early, which is another kind of [luck] - it is the luck of Seon who lost his horse and knew whether he was lucky or not.

Look back and think about the meaning of the Four Calamities Compass.

[auspicious, fierce, remorseful, miserly]

These are the four states of life itself in Yixue, and only people will label these states as seeking advantage and avoiding harm, and they will be statistically classified.

But God doesn't label nature, these four states, no different from spring, summer, autumn and winter, are all part of nature.

Jinhua cats are the same, not within the four disasters.

Ye Bei muttered, "This superpower is really terrifying...... It's like a super character like Bugs Bunny in a cartoon who has entered the real film set, which is completely unreasonable. It's hard for me to communicate with it......"

"No, on the contrary, it makes the most sense. You listen! Listen carefully! Chen Xiaowu muttered.

Ye Beiwen went.

At the counter of the bubble tea shop, Huan Jie and Briquettes chatted without a word.

Ye Bei couldn't understand the content of the chat between these two intellectuals.

Huan Wai shook the teacup and threw the ice cubes in the cup round and round.

“Cat Got Your Tongue？ (Slang: You got bitten by a cat on your tongue?) Why not say a word? ）”

The briquette banged restlessly on the table with its paws, and since it knew that the lady liked to eat chili peppers, its default courtship had now become a fierce beast to be feared.

“Big Wig…… (Slang: big wigs, big people, in the eighteenth century in Europe, only the big guys of the big guys would wear wigs.) It also refers to big people and big guys. ）”

Huan Jing's expression was subtle, as if she had discovered the kitten's difficulties.

Huan Jing said again: "Don't have a cow! (Slang: Don't make a fuss.) ）”

Briquettes covered their faces with their claws and explained, "Raining Cats." (Slang: cat rain, in 16th century England, cats mostly like to sleep on thatched houses, and every time it rains, cats will slide down, also called cat rain, where the context of briquettes is to express inner frustration and unhappiness.) ）”

Huan Wei stroked the briquette's chin and rubbed the little white hair.

She changed into Chinese and asked solemnly.

“Cool it... (Slang: freeze it, which means to calm down.) )”

Briquettes nodded: "One For The Road, in the Middle Ages, condemned prisoners would catch a carriage on the way to the execution ground and drink their last glass of wine." ）…… Caught RedHanded…… (Slang: Catch a current, originally translated as grasping the red hand, in the Middle Ages, if the hands of the criminals who steal cattle and sheep have blood stains, then the evidence of the crime is in.) ）”

Huan Wei leaned over, whispered a hint, and pointed at Ye Bei's father.

"Let The Cat Out Of The Bag" (slang: to let the cat out of the bag, which means to leak a little wind out. ）”

Briquette immediately shook his head, looking innocent: "Push around?!" (Slang: Trick him?) ）”

Huan Jing nodded: "Come easily!" (slang: easy)"

The briquette snorted the straw and thought about it for a long time, Boss Ye was very good to it, and it didn't want to deceive Boss Ye.

“Butter Someone Up…… (Slang, butter him. Originally, it was said that in ancient India, there were believers who threw butter at the gods to pray for help)"

Huan Jie was in good spirits, and in the spirit of never letting go if she could cause chaos to Ye Bei, she stuck out her tongue to pump up the briquettes.

“JackPot！ (Slang: Hit the jackpot!) ）”

Ye Bei was stunned when he heard this, and gritted his teeth at the fifth brother.

"I feel like that dead cat is soaking my girl in foreign language!"

The fifth brother is a foreigner, of course he can understand these slang, he explained to Ye Bei: "No, they are just communicating normally. Your daughter wants to make trouble for you, and the briquettes are embarrassed, but they do have something to ask for. ”

Ye Bei: "I suspect they are driving, but I can't find evidence." ”

The fifth brother broke Xiaobei's head back and asked Xiaobei to face him.

Let's talk about work!

"Listen, Xiaobei, this place in Jinhua is a place where the two stars of Chang Gengxing and Wu Actress compete for glory...... Briquettes are fluent in English, and it's clear that they've been in the West for a long, long time. ”

The more Ye Bei listened, the more confused he became, but he was a little flustered when he figured it out.

Chang Gung Star is Venus, the Morning Star, and synonymous with the Great Devil of the West.

Wu Actress, also known as the Female Su and the Weaver Girl, is the sentiment of twenty yuppies, and is a very mysterious substance in the two sides of yin and yang. Remember this number, thirty-three, which is the hexagram "遁" in the I Ching. It's also a hexagram behind the firearm in your hand, Lei Fengheng-

- Hexagram: 遁, Heng, Xiao Lizhen, which means prosperous, gentle and weak will get Huili. ”

The fifth brother slammed the silver coin on the computer desk!

"Metaphysical answers! That's thirty-three! ”

Ye Bei listened to it for a long time, and he didn't catch his breath.

"Thank you Teacher Wu for your teaching, it seems that I still have a lot to learn."

The fifth brother sent the headless commission in the computer into Ye Bei's mobile phone.

"It's likely just returned from abroad, and [fate] has brought you together - you have to get to work! Ye Bei, you have to have a good chat with it on the way! As for me—"

Little Five has entered the ultimate autistic disaster hiding and selling cute mode!

"I won't go with youya~!"