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Regarding the matter of going to KTV to find a male public relations, the performance of each family is.
Sun Yao & He Chang'an
He Changan asked her with a cold face, "Isn't it fun?" ”
Sun Yao shook his head like a rattle, "It's not fun." ”
He Changan took a deep shot, "Who is in good shape?" ”
Sun Yao was trembling even on her toes now, and returned in a coquettish voice, "You." ”
He Chang'an, another in-depth: "How is it good?" ”
Sun Yao looked at He Changan, reached out and twisted the muscles on his arm, "Do it or not, don't be an old lady and find someone else." ”
He Changan's eyes darkened, and then, Sun Yao knew what the overwhelming pleasure was.......
Pan Yiming & Lu Xiaoxiao
Pan Yiming carried Lu Xiaoxiao into the door: "Lift up the clothes and lie down by yourself!" ”
"Are you going to beat me?" Lu Xiaoxiao looked at him pitifully, "Or is it something else?" ”
"What do you say?" Pan Yiming unbuttoned his pants, Lu Xiaoxiao's face turned pale instantly, and he jumped onto the big bed in the room like crazy, "I don't want it." ”
"Come over to me, legs apart."
"I don't want it, I don't want it." Lu Xiaoxiao grabbed her clothes and put them on her chest, and said with a look of grievance, "If you are like this, I will tell my brother that you are bullying me." ”
"Why did I bully you?"
Lu Xiaoxiao looked at something on his body that scared her, and buried her head in her clothes in fear, "I don't want it, you go away." ”
Pan Yiming felt that Lu Xiaoxiao's perverse appearance should be taught a lesson. Grabbing her by the foot and pulling her into his arms, something just broke in.........
Fu Xuan & Little Fox
Fu Xuan pulled the little fox's collar and asked, "At a young age, when you go to a bar to find a man, am I used to you?" ”
"You gave me the VIP card," the little fox pouted, "and I didn't do anything else." ”
"If you do something else, I'll kill that man."
"Why?"
"No why." Fu Xuan slowly took off his clothes, "Look, your man's figure and appearance are all first-class and good, how can you still have the leisure to find someone else?" ”
"But they can dance, they can take off their clothes, and they shake their hips......"
Fu Xuan pondered for a while and said, "It seems that you forgot all the things I will......."
The little fox blinked at her watery eyes: "What will you do?" ”
Fu Xuan pulled the little fox into his arms and asked in a low voice, "What ......do you say?"
When asked about posture, the answer from each family is yes
He Changan & Sun Yao
Ambition Fish: What is your favorite pose or location?
He Changan: On the floor
Sun Yao (glaring coldly at the ambitious fish): You wrote it, do you want to ask us?
Ambition Fish: ........
Pan Yiming & Lu Xiaoxiao
Ambition Fish: What is your favorite pose or location?
Pan Yiming: Fitting room,
Then Pan Yiming looked at Lu Xiaoxiao and chuckled: She likes to be held by me, right...
Lu Xiaoxiao (shy): Hmm.... Well, I like it all.
Ambition Fish: Lu Xiaoxiao, can you be a little backbone when you meet Pan Yiming..... --
Fu Xuan & Little Fox
Ambition Fish: What's your favorite pose or location?
Fu Xuan: Lao Tzu eight times a night, no matter what time, place, or posture!!
Little Fox: Don't blow it, it was only four times yesterday.
Fu Xuan: Are you not satisfied?
The little fox nodded vigorously, hugged Fu Xuan's neck, and immediately admitted: Very satisfied, very satisfied, Fu Xuan, you are so powerful.....
Ambition Fish: Can you two have a lower limit........