Holding Saya Gaocheng's wrist, Shangguan Xiaohong did not let go. Even if she didn't want to, Dani Glasses Niang still stretched out her very green and long finger.

"Let me visualize the length ......"

"Please don't do that!"

"Well, let me measure the diameter. ”

"Can you be serious? Witty as I am, I was also scared by this finger. ”

Saya Takashiro is fighting with Shangguan Xiaohong. If Xiaohong can change Saya's fingers back to their original length, hardness, and thickness, the glasses lady will be very happy.

I hope you don't amuse, I am. Saya Takashiro stared nervously at the female bird with animal children's shoes.

"I really should take you to see Aunt Yao Meiren, she will definitely take you as an apprentice. Follow her and you can learn more poses. Shangguan Xiaohong didn't seem to be joking. Finally, she added, "Maybe you'll be made into an inflatable baby with no personality by that auntie." ”

"Hehe, you better let me go, I won't worship that terrible old woman as a teacher. Listen to your uncle, the three female apprentices of the medicine beauty are all broken and have become her puppet female apprentices. I don't want to follow in their footsteps. Saya Takashiro wasn't joking. During the time she lived in Tang Laguo, she had learned about the customs of Shengjing, and she also knew that some people could not be provoked. For example, the lord of Qingfu, and the beauty in the residual picture, the girl called Yutong.

"Don't you think it's strange? Why are you sticking your face? Poison Island asked suddenly.

Shangguan Xiaohong and Saya Gaocheng faced each other, both pregnant with ghosts, thinking about Yamato's harmonious affairs. Life needs to reach a certain height, and you can't live in vain.

"Have you tried this finger for any use?"

"No, I didn't. ”

"Why?"

"Curiosity kills cats. ”

"Give it a try. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong came to the table with Saya Takashiro coming to the table.

Let go of her hand. Then the female and the beast sat on the table, and their legs were apart.

"Hey, hey, Shangguan Xiaohong, don't let my fingers do things it doesn't like!" said Saya Takashiro urgently, very excited.

Poison Island Yanzi covered Shangguan Yaya's eyes, and at the same time said: "Shangguan Xiaohong's three views are not correct!"

Just when the senior sister and the senior sister were expecting something to happen. Shangguan Xiaohong took the inkstone on the table, "Use your long, green finger to poke the inkstone." ”

"-"Poison Island Tsuneko."

—"Saya Takajo."

Wipe, it's to poke the inkstone, why don't you close your legs, do it separately!

The senior sister and the senior sister are also speechless. It completely misinterprets the intention of the female bird to have animal children's shoes.

"One-eyed Da Nainiang, what are you doing with your eyes covered with my eyes. Let go, let go!" Shangguan Yaya said unhappily. Lori broke away from her school sister's hand, and she didn't see the river shrimp scene that she shouldn't see.

The senior sister and the senior sister were a little disappointed.

"You made me poke it. ”

Saya Takajo really used the finger that had become longer and greener to poke the inkstone held by Shangguan Xiaohong.

"Come on. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong said with a smile.

Saya Takashihiro's finger was handed over. Listening to a bang, the schoolgirl's finger poked the inkstone. Immediately afterwards, the inkstone burst out with several cracks, and the fine lines became more and more, and the whole inkstone was sprinkled on the table like tofu dregs. Saya Takajo didn't feel the pain, she poked the inkstone and smashed it.

Shangguan Xiaohong waved his hand to wipe the gravel off the table. Not surprised. Female birds have animal children's shoes to admonish school girls. "Saya-chan, you have to be careful with your index finger, if you accidentally poke your unspeakable part at that time, it will be a pity. Be cautious. Do not forget my admonition today. ”

Saya Takajo bent the index finger of his right hand with palpitations, and then straightened, bent, straightened, and bent. Straighten. Monotonously repeated. After a long time, the younger sister came back to her senses. "It's not so useless as it grows greener. Isn't it. ”

"Blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, who knows. Shangguan Xiaohong jumped off the table.

"Yaya, it's time for you to sleep. It's late. Lolita who sleeps late has a large name. ”

"Xiaohong, you're lying to me again. You go to bed so early every day, and you don't see your xiong getting bigger. ”

Listening to Lori's words, the female man's chest was like a blockage. I can't speak. Yaya seemed to be very reasonable, and the female man was speechless.

"You go to sleep first, I'm going out to the moon to lyricalize. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong floated away, leaving her room and jumping out of the window.

"Why don't you leave the door?" asked Saya Takajo.

"Probably a personal habit. Tsumiko Poison Island said.

"This girl is going to speak. Shangguan Yaya said.

In the hospital.

Shangguan Xiaohong climbed up the wall. After taking a few steps, I raised my head and stared at the full moon in the sky. "Moon, why are you so round and so far away? ”

"Master, master! The eldest lady is walking her dog on the wall again!Ahhhhhh

"Sleep. As long as Xiaohong doesn't demolish the Qingfu, you don't have to call me again. "Shangguan Qingdao.

"-"Handmaiden."

The old man is really cool!

On the wall, the female man is alone. Her eyes were clear, and she once again evoked the female man's system. "Say, what's the task? I don't want to ask, but I still want to say, can I refuse?"

Ding, ding, ding...... The female subsystem starts, "Host, the task I randomly posted, you can accept it or reject it." I have told you the price of refusal. Again, did the host choose to decline the mission?"

"I accept. ”

I hope it's not a pit sister's task. Shangguan Xiaohongxin said.

"Host, are you satisfied with your current life?" asked the female man for no reason.

"It's useless to complain, you can only accept it. Live, live better. If I have the opportunity to start over, I will choose my current life. Shangguan Xiaohong replied.

A different way of living is also living.

The past is gone, and it should be slashed with the sword.

The eggs are buzzing, and the red mist is hazy. A red egg was suspended in front of Shangguan Xiaohong, and Yaoyao shone brightly.

Shangguan Xiaohong stretched out his finger and tapped the red egg, ding, Jin Shengyu Zhen, the red mist dissipated, and the egg turned into a sword and came out. Shangguan Xiaohong held the hilt of the sword. "I will cut off what can be cut, and I will cut off what cannot be cut. Overstaffed. I float in the world. "Even if it is a female man's system, when the time comes, I will slash it with one sword. Shangguan Xiaohong was silent.

"Don't forget, don't forget, you and I coexist. ”

"Engraved in the heart, no need to be reminded. Go ahead. What do you want me to do?"

"The man has not yet arrived, and when she comes...... You naturally know how to do it. ”

"Oh. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong raised her lipstick sword, pointed at it from afar, and the sword roared. Suddenly, it turned into a mosaic Armstrong boom cannon. "Go, my sword, where you need to go. ”

"I have a bad premonition!"

The gray-haired man T grabbed the elephant's trunk on the swimming ring and woke up suddenly. It's not that he doesn't want to change his outfit, it's that he can't! No matter what clothes he wears, it will explode. Or burn into ash. Two halves of gray eggshells weave his outfit, with a brother's hood on top, a trouser fork, a swimming ring, and an elephant's trunk below.

Getting up, the gray-haired man T rubbed his eyes, and there was a loud bang, and something smashed a hole in the roof of his room, and a big Armstrong boom cannon fell!

The gray-haired man, who was in a rather spiny mood, watched as the Armstrong boomer fell on his bed, crushing it. "Needless to say. It must have been made by that chick. Gray Mao had no choice but to respond to Shangguan Xiaohong's call. Walk up, walk outside. Out the door. The gray-haired man looked up and saw the female man standing on the wall.

"Gray hair. ”

"Owner, you call me. ”

"Pay attention to your tone. ”

"Honorable beautiful and beautiful owner, are you summoning the little one?"

"Gray hair. Are you interested in pseudo-motherhood?"

"What do you want to know?"

The gray-haired man asked tremblingly.

Why is it a pseudo, mother!

"I know a delicate painter, and she is the one who painted the character for my new work "Ji Ba Tianxia". But she has conditions. Need me to provide her with a few pseudo-mothers. The quantity is N. N is between 3 and 5. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong said casually. Look at the gray-haired man T.

Hey, do you want me to cos, mother!

The gray-haired man immediately guessed Shangguan Xiaohong's thoughts.

In the middle of the night, you threw a mosaic Armstrong boomer, smashed the roof of my house, and ruined my dreams. Damaging my wooden bed is just to make me cosplay pseudo, mother. Gray hair's mood is difficult to calm down. Aren't you a pit brother, doesn't my brother look like a pseudo or a mother? Brother's manly temperament is not covered. Greyfur pondered how to refuse the owner. Besides, Qingfu also has yellow hair, white hair, purple hair, black hair, and green hair, and they have outstanding temperament and are fully qualified for the role of pseudo and mother.

"Excuse me, Master, why are you looking at my head?"

The gray-haired man asked again.

"Because your hair is gray. ”

"What does this have to do with hair?"

"That girl painter likes gray-haired pseudo-mothers. ”

“——”

, how can there be such a coincidence. The gray-haired man T refused to admit it.

"Gray hair, you don't have to worry, I have found a pseudo-maid for you, I believe that under his tutelage and teaching, you will complete the task I gave you well.

Ji Lao, the black prince of the grade, his exclusive maid is a pseudo-mother. The Black Prince is also a fan of Shangguan Xiaohong, and I believe that he will contribute light and heat to the idol as well as the pseudo-maid.

"My lord, can I refuse?"

"You say, Greyfur. ”

"When I didn't say that. ”

"Go back to sleep. I'll arrange for you to meet the pseudo-maid as soon as possible. I hope you will study the way of the pseudo-mother with your heart, become that little fresh existence, and inherit the will of the pseudo-girl. The world is so big, you have to go out and walk more, contact more pseudo-mothers, and connect with them, endlessly. ”

"Lord Keeper, please take back that Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon first. I couldn't sleep watching it. ”

"No problem. ”

Shangguan Xiaohong raised his right arm, "Come back, my Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon." ”

Boom!

The red mangs danced, and the mosaic Armstrong whirling cannon flew back upside down, hanging in front of Shangguan Xiaohong.

※※※

Let's talk about the deep mountains and old forests.

A man wearing an apron made of flowers, green leaves, and grass, he is destined to be an old man. "Your Excellency the head of the Shangguan family, please leave this place immediately with your granddaughter's dog. You are not welcome here. ”

The director of the fish pot school park was furious.。

"I know, I know. Your rolling pin is too boring and needs to be watered with love. ”

Shangguan Ba plays his beloved pipa.

"Woohoo, whoa, whoa—"

-BirdBooth howls. The night breeze is peaceful, and the dogs bark incessantly. The moonlight is like water, covering the earth.

The woman, Lucia, was no longer interested in doing the unspeakable things with her friends. "It's stupid to stand here, I'm going back. Lucia turned to leave.

"Please don't leave me. ”

The director of the fish pot school said irritablely.

Otherwise, let's tear up Shangguan Ba together, hang him under a tree, seal his ears, close his eyes, and don't let him play that damn pipa.

"Woohoo, woohoo, woo!"

The is still barking.

I'm in a good mood, I can't stop this moonlight, this old man, if you don't howl a few times. Mr. Birdbooth propped up his dog's tail, and the two hind legs stood up, eating moonlight.

"I'm really scared of you. ”

The director of the fish pot school was speechless.

"Shangguan Ba. I'm not afraid of you. You can play the lute, and I'm good at dancing. ”

Arms waved, boom, boom! Standing on tiptoe,The director of the fish pot school began to dance.。 "It's better to dance, it's really better to dance-"

"—"Lucia."

Two men, please don't pollute my beautiful eyes again. Enough of you. The former first beauty of the Hualanxi Kingdom stood with resentment, pressed the sword with her right hand, and cut it directly if it was not pleasing to the eye.

"Beauty, come with me. ”

-Birdbooth laughs maniacally at Lucia.

"Look for death!"

Lucia flicked her thumb and choked, and the long sword came out of the box, barbed away, the hilt in front and the tip in the back.

"Look at my Divine Soldiers!"

-Bird Booth dog mouth wide open, spit out a ball of Shenhua, and immediately, the fragrance of a single dog sprinkled all over the mountains and forests. Buzz! The anger exploded, and an evil instrument appeared, salvia hook!

The used his two front doglegs to hold the "salvia hook" and swung it at the long sword.

While!

In the flash of the carbide fire, the sword was knocked away.

Shangguan Ba played the pipa. Singing:

"The young man doesn't know that jing is precious, and the old man is empty and sad. ”

Zheng Zheng Zheng!

The arc-shaped cyclone slashed out continuously,Hit the head of the fish pot school park。

"A set of pancakes!"

The director of the fish pot school park shouted.

With a wave of his arms, he snorted, and two ribbons condensed by the fighting spirit swept towards those arc-shaped cyclones. On the ground, the air waves burst out, and the cyclones ejected by Shangguan Ba were all shattered by the two streamers danced by the head of the garden.

"The overlord is mighty. How about looking at my salvia hook?"

"Dog, stay away from me, the old man has to go up and down with the girl, and I don't want to be polluted by the smell of single dogs you emit. ”

“——”

You're too inauthentic, old man!," Mr. Birdbooth thought.

It was you who took me away, saying that you were taking me to a good place, and then you and I came to this empty mountain outskirts. You're disgusted with me now. The ran to Shangguanba with the "salvia hook".

"Old man rub, isn't it!"

Shangguan Ba stood up and projected towards the night sky.

", don't go near the old man. Unless you put away that evil weapon, salvia hook. ”

"Master, wait for me. ”

"What are they doing?"

"I don't know. (To be continued.) )