Although Cheng Huaijin didn't know the details from Dahu's mouth, he deduced the truth of the matter from what Dahu said, as well as the person and the dog who vomited wildly.

"Poof~~~ cough cough...... Stand down. Cheng Huaijin was about to go crazy with laughter, tried his best to hold back a laugh, and waved his hand to his subordinates.

"Yes."

The first funny encounter between a man and a dog made each other deeply hate each other, and when they saw each other, they would think of the extremely disgusting picture, and their stomachs would churn and they couldn't help retching.

this day.

A man and a dog have lost their appetite.

The steamed meat made by Ye Qing finally cheapened Cheng Huaijin and Gu Nanshan, two carnivores.

。。。。。。

Following.

Ye Qing took the bowl and went to deliver food to the dog at the gate of the courtyard.

Watching the dog curl up, his head drooping listlessly, retching from time to time, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Wait until you get closer.

Reaching out and touching the poor little black dog's head, he made jokes and took the opportunity to make jokes.

"Tsk~~~ I said Xiao Hei~~~ Could it be that when you and Ye Gongzi met for the first time yesterday, they met with each other and shivered? And then they got pregnant right away? That's why you have morning sickness? ”

“？？？” When Xiao Hei heard this, he immediately stared at Ye Qing with eyes like a retarded person.

A moment later.

The dog stood up violently, and reflexively immediately opened his mouth to defend himself.

"Lao Tzu is not pregnant, I was just ...... by that little white face" The dog is not stupid, at the last critical moment, the brain Guazi reacted in time, knowing that Ye Qing was lying to him.

"Say?" Ye Qing pretended to be a casual reminder.

The dog rolled his eyes at Ye Qing with disdain.

"Stupid woman...... Can you have a little bit of scientific knowledge? After a look of eye contact, I shivered and became pregnant, do you think you are reading a fairy fantasy novel? Absurd...... It is impossible for two males in nature to give birth to offspring, and there is reproductive isolation between different species, Ye Qing, you ignorant and shallow woman! Tsk, stupid, brain-dead ......"

Ye Qing didn't take out the other party's words, and was so ridiculed by the dog, he gritted his teeth in anger, took a deep breath, looked at the dog with a smile, raised his eyebrows, and smiled coldly.

grabbed the flesh of the dog's stamina, lifted the dog's head, approached the dog's ear, and lowered the volume of the extremely quiet reminder.

"Science? Hehe~~~ It's funny, the two of us have borrowed corpses to return their souls to cross, and you still talk about science for me? ”

"......" The dog was immediately dumbfounded.

Ye Qing is this person.

I love to eat everything.

I just don't like to lose.

I was just ridiculed like a dog, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I came up with an excellent counter-attack countermeasure.

"Fellow~~~"

“？”

"Have you seen 'Journey to the West'?"

“？” An ominous premonition suddenly rose in the dog's heart.

Ye Qing looked at the dog with a sympathetic look and touched the dog's head.

"The second master, the spider spirit, and then ...... You know. ”

Hearing Ye Qing's words.

The dog who had watched the movie several times in his previous life was suddenly so frightened that the whole dog was stunned.

After Ye Qing threw a heavy bomb bow sheet to the dog, he got up and patted his buttocks, took the empty bowl, and walked towards the hut in a happy mood.

The dog squatted in the kennel like a sculpture, and whispered in a low voice.

“…… No, it won't, absolutely not......"

"Lao Tzu won't get pregnant, Lao Tzu is just disgusted by him......"

Ye Qing, who had not gone far yet, immediately covered his mouth when he heard the dog's frightened thoughts, and laughed silently like a cat that had successfully stolen fish.

Hum~~~

Dead dogs.

If you don't scare you, the old lady won't be called Ye Qing.

Cheng Huaijin and Ye Hongxuan, who were outside the pigsty toilet, saw Ye Qing and the dog's intimate close interaction.

Ye Hongxuan whispered curiously to his friend.

"Lao Cheng, you say...... What was she talking to the dog? I always feel ...... Her attitude towards that dog was very ......."