Chapter 131: Sorry! Hurry!
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In the office building of Yumingjiang International Business District.
Mr. Ye's face was grim and merciless.
He sat on a bench in the hallway of the office building with a tea can in his hand and a police officer ID on his chest.
In front of him, the staff in the aisle posted under the blackboard.
- Squatting a woman.
She wept bitterly, and she couldn't stop crying.
She was wearing an office suit, with a rash and brown spots on the skin on her legs, as if she had been seriously ill before her death.
Ye Bei didn't smile, put the tea on the woman's side, and opened the lid for her.
"If there is something, just say, I'm in a hurry."
With that, he took out his notebook from his bag,
Keep writing and drawing, and listen to the words that come out of his mouth.
"I'm very busy, busy making money, there are grievances, I'll talk about it after drinking tea."
Xiao Qi and Qi Qi squatted aside, and the mother took her daughter in her arms and watched how the father worked.
Ah Poor hated this fox mother at first, until Xiao Qi began to massage it with his paws......
It settled down a little.
Listening to Ah Qiang's disgusted, "Hey...... You light, be careful. ”
Xiaoqi's mother said without thinking: "At the beginning, you disliked Dingchun's nails were too long, I listened to you, cut my claws in advance, these days, in Xiaobei's house, I also have a good heart to learn massage classes, my little daughter, I will love you well, Dad is busy with work and has no time to take care of you." ”
"Hiss......" Ah Poor felt the soft and comfortable pressing touch coming from his waist, and he made a gurgling sound comfortably, "You abrasive goblin...... Hiss-ah...... Damn...... Push harder, ah...... Yes, this is it! ”
The other end.
Mr. Ye's hard core counseling class has begun.
"Come on, fill out the form, old lady."
Leaning short, he tore a freshly drawn form from his notebook and handed it to the autistic and sad old lady.
The woman turned her back to Ye Bei, as if she was frightened.
Her body trembled, and her head slowly turned.
The face is also speckled, and the expression is resentful and bitter.
"What do you say...... I'm dead...... Still need to fill out a form? ”
Ye Bei didn't dodge or dodge, and pushed the forgetful tea to the female ghost.
"Drink, fill out the form, and hit the road."
The female ghost's eyes began to reveal hatred.
"You! You!!! What did you say! Hmmm......"
Ye Bei took the teapot and blocked the female ghost's mouth.
"Whew!" The poor screamed, and his back hurt. It turned its head and looked at the fox grandma with a depressed and unhappy face.
It heard Grandma whisper softly, "Ah Bei hasn't fed me ......"
"Old father! How do you do husband's! Qi Qi shouted loudly and scolded: "Didn't you see Grandma working hard to massage me here?" Will you try another bite? Don't come over and serve your wife! ! ”
Ye Bei heard the sound and rolled over with a tactic and rolled to Xiao Qi's side.
Seeing him put on a smiling face: "What do you command?" ”
The fox fairy replied lightly: "It's okay, you can go on, I can deal with negative emotions." ”
Ah Poor secretly rubbed Ye Bei's trouser legs,
"Persuade! Say good things! Are you a fool? ”
Ye Bei didn't say a word, and began to rub his wife's shoulders and belly.
Xiao Qi's heart was sweet, and then he scratched his daughter's neck and loosened her bones.
The family is happy and harmonious.
The other end.
The female ghost drank the tea and the red spots on her body disappeared.
She looked at the questions on the form and suddenly looked back at Mr. Ye.
Hearing the female ghost tremble and ask, "Yes...... Do you need to fill in these? ”
Ye Bei threw away a pen and replied lightly: "Yes." ”
The female ghost caught the pen and bowed her head suddenly, as if she had a grievance in her heart, and she had to be pinned on every stroke.
In addition to the content of the resume, Mr. Ye introduced himself on the form.
- There are three more big questions.
They are the cause of death, the past life, and the afterlife.
She was talking to herself as she wrote, talking to the soul slayer.
"Mr. Ye...... If only I had ...... early"
Ye Bei introduced Xiao Qi to the female ghost: "Don't be early, I have a name, this is my wife." ”
Xiao Qi waved his paw at the female ghost in a friendly manner.
Ye Bei introduced Qi Qi again: "This is my daughter." ”
Qi Qi said indifferently: "Meow." ”
"Oh......" The female ghost was surprised at first, and then a little disappointed, feeling that this beautiful boy was perfunctory.
Is the wife a fox? Daughter is a cat?
That's.
She pulled herself together and continued.
"I really can't deal with my own constitution...... It's a natural allergy -
- But...... But my boyfriend didn't believe it, he ate peanuts and wanted to kiss me, if I didn't agree, I just didn't love him...... I kissed it, and it didn't matter if I only kissed it.
But ......"
As she thought about it, the spirits began to show allergy symptoms again.
Ye Bei refilled the female ghost.
"But......" the female ghost drank her tea, and tears welled up in her eyes, "my colleague is like this, I don't understand...... I'm really not out of place, it's really physical.
I have many, many things that I can't eat or touch.
I can't go where they can go, I can't eat the food they like.
Dinner parties or something, they're going to treat me like a monster.
On the day I died, during afternoon tea, during the staff meal, the department manager insisted that I eat the osmanthus honey cake inside, I couldn't eat it!
But the manager said that she did it herself...... Such a big piece! ”
The female ghost exaggeratedly compared the size, and Ye Bei spit bitter water.
"I ate it......
And then died. ”
Cause of death on the form - death from anaphylactic shock.
Ye Bei: "Okay?" ”
"Oh! Fill it out! The female ghost stood up and handed the form back to Mr. Ye.
Ye Bei lowered his head and looked at the form carefully.
He whispered, "The surname is Dai, Ms. Dai." ”
The female ghost nodded, her eyes full of hope.
"Yes!"
Ye Bei asked again: "The biggest wish in life is...... Going to a cat café? ”
"That's right! I'm allergic! I really want to go when I'm alive, how cute they are! Hey! Your daughter is so cute! The female ghost secretly rubbed and described Qi Qi with a smile, "Look at its little meat ball, its eyes!" Watery! - Who can withstand this! ”
Ye Bei turned around and shouted.
"Girl?!"
Qi Qi said with disgust: "I don't want her to touch me!" No! ”
"Good! If you're like this, your mother won't give you chili peppers. Xiao Qi's eyes were delicate.
"Why! What happened to me when I eat chili? Ah Poor's tone highlighted a grievance, "Won't I eat your rice?!" I'm going to ask for chili peppers! ”
Xiao Qi explained in a good voice: "Because chili peppers are very expensive, in this place of Hengyin, in the vegetable market, pork is only twelve yuan a catty, and millet spicy has risen to fourteen, do you know?" ”
"Hmm......" Qi Qi frowned, reluctantly walked over, stretched out his claws, and asked Ye Bei's father to hug him.
Ye Bei held the cat owner in front of Ms. Dai.
Seeing that Ms. Dai's eyes were shining with little stars, she didn't dare to touch the cat.
"I ...... Can I touch it? She hesitated and resigned.
Ye Bei joked: "It's the same as you, it's also allergic." ”
"Yes...... Ms. Dai said sadly: "Forget it, I won't touch it, the allergy feels very uncomfortable...... I still don't hurt it. ”
Ye Bei shook his head and explained: "No, no, no, it is allergic to bad things, as long as someone does something bad, it will laugh involuntarily, rolling on the ground with laughter, laughing until its stomach cramps, I have always felt sorry for it, this disease is too difficult to treat." So, don't do bad things! ”
"Oh! Such! Ms. Dai stretched out her hands and stroked Ah Poor's head fiercely, "Oops! Allergies, I know best, it's innate, and if you can't cure it, you're also in pain, right? Kittens, huh? Meow meow! ”
Qi Qi looked at the female ghost with a look like he was mentally retarded.
"Meow."
Waiting for Ms. Dai to masturbate a poor man.
Ye Bei asked another question.
"What ...... Afterlife"
"No, no, no, no!" Ms. Dai changed her tone, she shook her head, the hairpin tied to the back of her head was thrown away, her eyes were red, and she begged Ye Bei not to mention it again.
"No more! There's nothing left to do! ”
Ye Bei chuckled......
"Hah...... Let's go! ”
Before he could finish speaking, he pressed Ms. Dai's head with one hand.
In the empty corridors,
As if nothing had happened.
Ye Bei sat on the bench, bowed his head and wrote the mission record, and informed Tianshu of the detailed case.
Regarding the manslaughter cases encountered by Ms. Dai with allergies, he does not know much about how the law should make judgments in this regard, so he can only leave it to the police and professionals to investigate.
Xiao Qi came over,
"Ah Bei, didn't that female ghost just now have something else to ask? Why didn't you ask all of a sudden? ”
Qi Qi angrily got back into Xiaoqi's mother's arms.
Ye Bei didn't say a word, and handed the spirit removal form to his wife.
Xiao Qi looked down.
Ms. Dai's posthumous story is written.
[I want everyone to try the taste of allergies!] 】
"Ah......" Xiao Qi said abruptly: "Ah Bei, she figured it out." ”
Ye Bei gave a thumbs up to Qi Qibi.
"Well, it was our precious daughter who made her figure it out."