Chapter 38: Lao Tzu robs the bank

During the lunch break, Da Hong lay on the bed and thought: "The medicine that I asked someone to buy for Ju Xiang this time has not been found, and she has interrupted treatment for more than ten days, so she is really anxious to die." In the past two months, I used my living expenses to buy medicine, but I didn't have money to cook, so I could use rice soup to soak in rice, and the meal tickets I borrowed from my classmates were only enough for two or three days......"

Zhang Ping and his gang went to the restaurants in the town to go back to the dormitory, he raised his hand and shook the Shanghai watch he was wearing and said, "Look, it's still early before the class time, everyone will brag about it for a while." Du Zhongkui touched his chest and joked: "The peaches in here are not settled yet, let's share, you and Weiwei's daughter have an affair, and they have been talking about each other for a long time, what are you talking about?" Zhang Ping slapped Du Zhongkui with a slap, and Wang Yanqing said: "Forget it, Zhang Ping's specialty is sneaking." "Wang Yanqing, who are you satirizing? Even if my mother doesn't learn well, I, Zhang Ping, will still be outspoken. "Okay. Then I'll ask you to answer. What was the first thing you felt when you bumped into it? "Surprise panic." "Where do you see at first glance?" "Look, of course." "Her first expression?" "Blush." "You have a ghost in your heart, and you blush, right?" The old poor peasant took over the conversation with a big haha: "Zhang Ping, tell me what about after that?" "You can only understand it, not say it."

Hahaha.

The people who woke up joined in to help the fun, Zhang Ping saw that Da Hong was sleeping on the bed and did not move, so he raised Ha Ha Er and jumped in front of his bed, pointed to the shorts with heavy patches on his buttocks and shouted: "Haha, everyone come and see, Da Hong is still wearing a hexagram skirt (a small cotton mat that covers the buttocks of children)" Everyone gathered around, Zhang Ping grabbed Da Hong's shorts and lifted them hard, and tore them in half along the buttocks.

These shorts were made by his mother by dismantling old clothes with stitches and threads, and Dahong cherished them very much. When changing and drying, he always secretly hangs in the hiding place for the sake of face.

Everyone coaxed, Dahong turned over, jumped out of bed, put on clothes, glared at Zhang Ping angrily and said, "Are you a little human?" "Hey, isn't it just a broken hexagram skirt, I'll pay for it." "Can you afford it?" Dahong clenched his fists to seek justice, and everyone avoided one after another. Zhang Ping broke free and fled to the playground in circles, Dahong chased after him, he was so tired that he couldn't run, so he sat on the ground and begged for mercy: "Dahong, I beg you, do you really want to beat the water dogs?" "This reservoir dog is bitten instead of being beaten." Da Hong grabbed him and punched him a few times, and Zhang Ping apologized while sleeping on the ground: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." "You bastard!"

At dinner, there was a long queue at the dinner window, and I don't know who made waves to stir up the dragon's body to sway violently. Some girls are pretentious, boys are knocking on the bowl and shouting, and three meals a day are staged in three periodic scenes, and all of them are brilliant. Zhang Ping held one of the windows for the well-being of girls, and turned around: "Li Weiwei, Liu Biqiong, you two quickly hand over the bowl." Then he beckoned to Hua Mei: "Secretary, hurry, there are not many good dishes." Hua Meixiang didn't hear it, Zhang Ping was very embarrassed, and left with his own meal.

Da Hong lined up to the window and said, "Master, two or two meals." "What's the food?" "No need." "Don't want a portion of fried sauerkraut?" "I brought it from home." Dahong made rice, scooped half a scoop of rice soup and soaked it, and squatted in the corner alone to eat. Hua Mei took two dishes and walked over and said, "You really know how to eat, eat only when you eat all the dishes." "Personality." "Too strong a personality can also hurt people. Ah, I'm a little stuffy with a cold, this dish can't be wasted, please help. ”

Dahong was silent, Hua Mei rolled out most of the vegetables to him, and said, "The boy's ration is not enough to eat, so you save the medicine for Juxiang, watch your body." "It's okay." "The girl eats a small amount, I still have some meal tickets left, you can take it for a few days first." "Thank you." "Last Sunday, my eldest sister came back and said that my eldest brother-in-law's relative is the director of the Beidou Credit Union, and I want to help you borrow some money through her."

Dahong looked at Hua Mei gratefully, and Li Weiwei came up and joked: "Tell me honestly, what are you two whispering." Hua Mei said: "Say Cao Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive." "Hahaha, you two said me? Ask if you are ashamed? "Weiwei, don't make trouble, I really have something to look for you. Let's go. ”

Dahong Huamei went to Beidou Town for a loan, and Huarong ran for most of the day, and finally asked the team to apply for a loan of 50 yuan with a big seal. In the evening, I learned that my relatives were on a business trip tomorrow morning, so I immediately rushed to my relatives' house in the town with Dahong Huamei, but unfortunately the director would not come back until late for the entertainment. Hua Rong entrusted the matter to the hostess, leaving them to wait.

When the wall clock struck twelve, the hostess said, "He may not be home tonight, you can see ......" Hua Mei said, "I'm sorry to disturb your rest." Let's go outside and wait. "It's fine."

It was hot during the day, and people wore shirts. The wind became cooler and cooler after late at night, and they sat under the big tree at the head of the bridge, Hua Mei was shivering with cold, Dahong took off his shirt and put it on her, and he only wore a vest. Hua Mei thought of something and said excitedly: "Dahong, we may be warmer by leaning on each other." "I'm not cold, you button up your shirt."

Hua Mei thought: "Ah, I'm happy and confused, he still has chrysanthemum in his heart." ”

It was raining, and a jeep drove to the side of the road in front of the director's house and stopped, and a figure got out of the car and staggered towards the gate, and the jeep drove away. Dahong was overjoyed: "Huamei, you see, it must be the relative director." Hua Mei rubbed her eyes and Da Hong chased after her, a strong smell of wine hit, Hua Mei said, "Cousin, I am Hua Rong's sister." He stammered, "Who, who?" I don't know. "I'm sorry, my sister asked you to help me borrow fifty yuan, and I should be in a hurry." "God, nervous, it's really ......"

The relative director opened the door and entered the house, and closed it with a bang.

"Lao Tzu robbed the bank!"

Lightning, thunder, thunder, storms.