Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Worst Day of My Life
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- That's what I always say to my students.
"Hengyin City is a good place."
"Especially Binh Duong University Town."
"Taking the balance of yin and yang, balancing yin and yang, and balancing yin and yang, sounds magnificent."
If this treasure is used as a faΓ§ade, Xutou's business will definitely be much better than now.
What does he do?
- Like Ye Bei, Xutou is a Mr. Yin and Yang.
His real name is Yan Jun, his surname has long been lost, and he has been swaggering for more than 20 years, and he has taken the nickname of "Xutou".
At the age of forty-six, he was wandering outside when he was young, and after the age of not being confused, he was unable to do anything, so he retreated bravely and returned to his hometown Hengyin.
He likes to hold a long pipe, sit by the door of the ancestral house, pour a pot of Biluochun, look at the city scenery under Feiyan Peak, and be a small person in the market.
He gives people to interpret the words and hexagrams, and only he understands how much real ability he has.
Over time, the name of the god has also spread, and many people will come to this hairy, cunning-faced Mr. Yin and Yang to ask for peace and wealth.
Three years ago.
He took in a student named Tang Lang, a young man in his twenties.
I don't understand why this kid has hands and feet, why he wants to enter the metaphysical industry, seeing that this young man is helpless, never mentions family affairs, and doesn't know the origin.
When he asked about the student's past, the student laughed it off and asked the master.
"Why don't you do the math master?"
He immediately listed the stars and gods in the natal chart for the students, and finished the numerology calculation.
Tang Lang shook his head.
"Why is everything the master said wrong?"
He replied: "When guests come to solve the problem and ask for a signature, what they want to listen to is usually what they like to hear, and it is never the truth." β
The student asked thoughtfully.
"Does the master really know my fate? Or do you simply not know? β
He smiled and said nothing.
Tang Lang suddenly realized and thought in his heart.
"If the master doesn't know, how can he do everything wrong?"
The head smiled even more happily.
"This lesson teaches you how to be a master."
This pair of master and apprentice, relying on words and feng shui, lived a smooth life, and they couldn't eat enough or starve to death three times a day.
Until recently, three seemingly reasonable but extremely unreasonable things happened.
First things first -
- Tang Lang was beaten.
When he arrived at the entrance of Xijie, Tang Lang had half of his leg crooked, half of his bones poked out of his flesh, and blood flowed all over the ground.
The old arithmetic took out the money he had saved on weekdays and sent the students to the Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, which is the best tertiary orthopedic hospital in Hengyin City.
When he asked why Tang Lang was injured.
Tang Lang said: "I saw a big money owner from a foreign country and asked to sign a deal, and the other party must tell me the truth, as long as I tell the truth, there will be a reward...... I'm honest......"
Watching the student dig out a wad of money from his clothes, his head was thundering, and he wanted to break the other leg of this stupid thing.
Later, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he went to report the case, but the next month he received a strange package containing 400,000 cash, as if Tang Lang was right in everything - the owner did call the final payment.
Until this time, he still couldn't understand why he used the scriptures to teach words, but the students learned the art of life......
The doubts that lingered in the heart of the head were gone away with time.
Tang Lang fell into the sequelae and became a lame, and the head used the money to exchange the faΓ§ade of a family, and depended on each other in this future life, and from then on, there was only one truth in the heart of the head of the head.
"Money is the truth."
The second thing β
- The head fell in love with the widow.
Specifically, it was a female student in the WeChat numerology exchange group who fell in love with this pretty widow in her thirties.
Tang Lang would often see the master with a spring breeze on his face, using hairspray to straighten his long hair, and go out to meet the mysterious widow.
He felt that he had ushered in the second spring of his life, he could talk about the other party's life like a river, and often looked at the little smile on the corner of the widow's mouth, which made the numerologist fluttering.
I need money very much, money for the next date, money for meals, money for bills, money for shoes, money for alcohol.
He began to touch commissions that he had previously dared not touch.
It is rumored that there is a blonde and blue-eyed foreigner in Hengyin City, who can buy real evil spirits in the hands of this paper shop owner.
He recalled the student's leg injury, he pinched his nose and drank medicine, held back his disgust for foreigners, and went to Chen Xiaowu's shop to ask for a Buddha statue.
Soon he tasted the sweetness.
A single entrustment to remove the spirit made the head earn the first real "dead man's money" in his life.
When he wanted to contact the pretty widow again.
The mysterious woman disappeared as if she had never appeared.
The money has arrived, and he has bought a new car, and Tang Lang has paid the down payment for the new house.
Since then, the life of the master and apprentice has become extremely nourishing.
The third thing β
- The worst day of my life.
It was September.
He couldn't get any commissions about supernatural events, so he went crazy and searched every employer, asking all of them.
"Did you hit a ghost today?"
The answer he got made him desperate.
Every time he returned to the store, he saw the student scratching his ears and cheeks, putting his lame leg on the knee of the other leg, and calculating this month's utility mortgage, his heart was clouded with an indescribable cloud.
The master and apprentice made a decision in just one day-
ββTang Lang, a student who asked his head, used the [spell] learned from the Ghost Sutra to make a [thing] that could make their profession survive.
Tang Lang asked the teacher again and again.
"Are you really going to do that?"
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"You swore to do it?"
His eyes were red, and there was a nameless fire in his heart.
"Do!"
- They took a fancy to an actor, an unknown actress in the eighteenth tier, who acted in horror movies, and never only played ghosts.
Because this young actor was born with a pair of mourning eyebrows, small eyes, and a fierce face, the female ghost played by him is vicious.
He didn't know how to make a film, he used the simplest and most direct head-up shot, only filmed the fiercest and most vicious side of the actress, changed more than 30 scenes, and used them in various jurisdictions of Hengyin City.
During the filming of the head, Tang Lang stepped on the gang, and his master couldn't understand the curse he recited.
He had the worst day of his life.
He followed the method of looking at [qi], and when he saw the little actor remove his makeup, he lost most of his three souls and seven spirits, and he was delirious, and he collected the performance fee, and he also thanked the boss of Xutou.
Later, the young actor had nightmares, but within three days, the news came that he had a nervous breakdown and died suddenly at home.
The head was anxious in his heart, and he strictly followed the method said by the student, and held the little actor's [Destiny Deed Talisman] in his hand as a life-saving thing.
He took the [spell] object, found the old guest of the gold master, and began to use a set of words to start all kinds of dangers. planted ghost fetuses for relatives and friends around the gold owner, and used the video tape as evidence to practice the secret technique of eliminating spirits in the background of the video, but in fact, it was based on ghosts, poisoning people, and then swindling and deceiving with the order of the fate contract.
Within a day, a large amount of money was added to the account.
In those few days, Xutou felt like he was fluttering like a fairy, and with the support of the gold masters, it seemed that he had really become a half-immortal warrior who eliminated demons and guarded the way.
Until yesterday -
- Tang Lang kowtowed three times to the teacher.
The student walked away without saying a word or looking back, leaning on a cane.
The head followed the lame man and scolded all the way, scolding until he lost his strength, and scolded him so that his mouth was dry. scolded this middle-aged man with a sense of decadence and old life.
The head enlightened himself.
"In the future, one less person will share the money, and one less person will be reasonable."
September 23rd.
He lost the tape, and he didn't know how.
Every day before going to bed, he would hide the only fateful talisman around him in his pillow and throw the video tape of the Hindraffe into the safe.
The seal was not lost, but the tape was lost.
This means that his financial path is about to be cut off.
With his suspicious character, the first suspect that comes to mind is the student Tang Lang.
However, he rummaged through the inside and out of the safe, only to find a note in a wad of cash.
[Old liar, sooner or later you will be damned. γ
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How could he not know Mr. Cha's name?
He took out the air gun from the closet and sat down on the large bed in the richly decorated bedroom, thinking about it for a long, long time.
"Mr. Cha must be like me, he can't find a job, and he is going to lose his job, so he will come to see my external obstacle ghost."
"It must be so!"
"He left me a letter, but he couldn't find the deed of fate...... He must be very weak now from the poison of the Outer Barrier Ghost......"
"It's an opportunity!"
He decided to end the worst day of his life with his own hands.
Soon, he will be able to escape from embarrassment, from poverty, from a depressing and depressed life.
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Ye Bei opened the teapot and handed it to the little sister who was sitting on the sofa.
"You look a little fierce, but you haven't reached the point of becoming a karma, talk to your brother well, what grievances have you suffered?"
The female ghost of the outer obstacle is full of black gas, which is made of evil spells, as long as there is an evil thought in her heart, a new ghost fetus will be born, she tries to control her emotions, and a can of worry-forgetting tea is also drunk very slowly.
"I ...... I don't know. Can't remember ......."
She looked down at her arms, and tiny insect eggs faintly grew on them, so that the effect of the Forget Worry Tea washed and became as smooth as new.
"Before I died, I lay in bed for three whole days, closed my eyes, and all I saw was the footage of the film."
She took another sip of tea,
"I can't sleep...... I can't eat, I'm about to hallucinate, is that a hallucination? I don't know ......."
She depicts what it feels like to be under the spell.
"I opened the refrigerator and saw all the bloody stinky meat and offal, I didn't care about it that much, so I took a few bites...... Vomited in disgust. β
"I was so hungry that I tossed and turned in bed and tried to call the police, but I couldn't get through...... I saw that my phone was clearly full and called my friends, and they came to see me......"
The female ghost of the outer obstacle pulled her hair, and she was already so thin that she was not human-shaped, and her eyes were blood-red.
"They say I'm a youkai...... They pointed to the refrigerator and said I was a youkai...... I saw all the plates in the fridge telling me to eat them. β
"Later, I felt very light and floated into this box......"
The female ghost pointed to the broadcast machine, and a looming black rope came from the TV screen, tying her hair rigidly.
Ye Bei frowned, the spirit body was not at the scene of the crime, and it was reasonable that the staff of the giant gate would miss this supernatural case.
"Do you remember who filmed you?"
The eyes of the female ghost with a panicked look in her eyes.
"I'm afraid of you...... I'm afraid of that cat...... I'm especially afraid of him. β
She pointed at Chen Xiaowu, who was still holding a black-backed Xuanxi spine magic weapon broadsword in his hand, looking like he was super resentful.
"Avoid them all!" Ye Bei greeted.
Qi Qi pulled Chen Xiaowu's trouser leg, and one person and one cat avoided the side hall.
"Yes......" The female ghost's expression changed frequently, like a curse carved into the soul that would not allow her to say that name.
"Yes......"
She began to let out a terrible scream, and black pus and blood flowed from her tongue, and countless ghost fetuses emerged from it, and the eggs looked like they were about to burrow out of the window.
The girl quickly closed the window, hugged the sleeping Assi and pounced on the little insects, seeing that she was much more courageous than the average girl.
Listening to dozens of "poof" sounds, it was like an electric mosquito to kill mosquitoes, and the spiritual field on the girl's body and Assi killed many ghost fetuses.
Ye Bei saw that something was wrong, and he slapped the mouth of this handicap female ghost with his mouth.
The girl was stunned.
Qi Qi poked out half of his head from the side hall, and there was a kind of "sure enough" in his eyes.
Chen Xiaowu and Uncle Qi Qi maintained a voyeuristic posture, and there were words in their mouths.
"Brother Ye lives up to his reputation."
When the female ghost with external obstacles came back from the shock, Ye Bei spit out the worry-forgetting tea in his mouth into the potted plant.
There was gratitude in the eyes of the female ghost with external obstacles, and a rotten tongue had been restored to its original state.
"Thank you, Mr. Tea."
Ye Bei's eyes were cold, and there was a hint of anger.
"This great director should be the one who killed you, don't mention it for the time being. Talk about the rest, talk about the happy things. β
Tears flowed from the eyes of the female ghost, she felt that she was so useless that she couldn't even say the name of the enemy.
"I ...... Actually, I don't really like my profession. β
Lingxi stepped on the last ghost fetus and picked up the conversation.
"Sister! Aren't you happy to be an actor? β
"I also want to be the heroine......" The obstacle ghost looked sad, "It's just that this face, playing a thousand roles, is a terrifying appearance." When I heard that there was a live connection, and that I was the only one in the main role, I thought to myself, as if this was also a kind of protagonist. β
Ye Bei handed the old girl another pot of tea.
"Heroine, have a rivalry today?"
Barrier Ghost: "Okay! What about the script? β
Ye Bei: "Now edited-spy war drama." β
The obstacle ghost ruffled his hair, his eyes were firm, and he was ready to play on the spot.
"How many people did you meet?" Ye Bei asked.
The Hindsight wrote a word on the table.
"Lynn."
One king, two wooden ...... Meaning two, and one mastermind behind the scenes?
The external obstacle ghost then wrote another jade character in Linzi.
Ye Bei asked: "Someone is famous?" β
The Outer Barrier nodded.
Ye Bei asked again: "How old are you?" β
The obstacle ghost thought twice and replied.
"One wolf, one wolf."
Ye Bei: "A prime of life, a young man, young people are deficient? β
The Outer Barrier nodded.
Ye Bei asked: "Do you know the name of one of the photographers, can you describe it?" β
"Siming Aiyou, sleeping and eating are always on the side." The Outer Barrier Ghost replied.
What does this mean? Ye Bei was a little confused.
Reiki raises her hand!
"This is the "Biography of Shi Siming" in "New Tang Book", if it is an actor's script, you have to read and memorize the words!"
Ye Bei: "What do you mean?" β
Lingxi immediately replied: "There is a word missing!" Si Ming loves Youxu, and the sleeping food is often on the side. It means that Shi Siming likes to listen to funny jokes from excellent people, and he has to be with him no matter when he eats or sleeps. β
Ye Bei's heart was half cold, and when he understood the deep meaning, he was completely cold.
Ye Bei can vaguely remember such a person.
I can also remember why Mrs. Orchid left her alive.
[I talked to her for three hours, and she was so happy that she wanted to cook for me. γ
Lingxi saw that Ye Bei's expression had become extremely bad, and asked worriedly.
"Boss! What happened to you? β
At this moment, Ye Bei only felt that he had fallen into an invisible big hand, and the puzzle left by Mrs. Orchid to Ye Bei had a feeling that he couldn't start.
This is a game, a vicious game that will end up in a dismal end if you are a little careless.
There are three triggers.
First, if he listened to what was said in the power of attorney and casually destroyed the female ghost who spread the poison of the ghost fetus, he would definitely be as disgusted and uncomfortable as eating flies after learning the inside story, and he might also begin to doubt his judgment and determination.
Second, he Ye Bei is now facing a Taoist friend who has embarked on an evil path, and he is an out-and-out human being.
He had never tried to kill any human, and his sixth sense, as a soul slayer, was desperately calling the police, demanding that he have complete control over his body and emotions, because the more he lost control, the happier Lady Orchid became.
Third, as mentioned in the "Book of Tang" in the girl's mouth-
- Rebels and thieves must be accompanied by good people when they eat and sleep.
Mrs. Orchid is a rebel vanguard general under An Lushan in the Bi'an Shi Rebellion.
I want Ye Bei to be accompanied by him as an excellent person......
What is she here for? What's behind her?
- Youkai?
- Moro?
Lin [Lang] two-character table [beautiful jade], when Ye Bei was eighteen years old, the only thing in his body that could enter the eyes of Mrs. Orchid was that piece of [jade].
He muttered silently.
"What an avid female fan."
Time is pressing, and Ye Bei can't be allowed to think too much - that woman, no, that banshee, is likely to be staring at herself somewhere, waiting for him to make a mistake, waiting for him Ye Bei to make a choice.
"Little Five!" Ye Bei shouted: "Give me the seal of the second general!" β
Chen Xiaowu threw the gold medal over.
"You hold back! I don't have much time! Ye Bei finished talking to the external obstacle ghost.
Seeing the resoluteness in the eyes of the female ghost of the outer barrier, she has had enough of the days of repeating the heroine of a horror movie in the dark in the videotape, and even if her soul is scattered at this moment, she is not afraid.
Ye Bei used the Fa Yin as a razor, endured the Fa Yin Shenwei, and used his three fingers to hold the general card of the second general of Hum Ha, and began to shave the degree of the external obstacle ghost.
Suddenlyβ
- Hear the shouting and scolding coming from outside the door.
"Ye Bei! You crumb! Get out! β
Ye Bei's eyes froze, the flesh of his fingers was like charred charcoal, and the law seal almost slipped on the head of the female ghost with an external barrier, so that Chen Xiaowu could be caught.
"You go, I'll come." Chen Xiaowu and Ye Bei said.
Ye Bei saw that new sprouts had grown on his three fingers, a trace of determination flashed in his eyes, and listening to the incessant shouting and scolding outside the door, he put on his armor, picked up the cat master and walked towards the gate.
Chen Xiaowu took the second general's law seal and said viciously to the female ghost, "Hmph! The hatred just now! I made a note of it! β
"I'm sorry...... I don't want to hurt anyone......" The female ghost lowered her head, her withered yellow hair covering most of her face, and for a moment, she wanted to hide it like this.
The little fifth brother cut the female ghost's hair, and turned the broken hair on her forehead to the back of her head, revealing her forehead.
She heard the strange foreigner speak vividly.
"A girl's bald head must be ugly...... Let's even? Hahaha......"
The ghost of the obstacle girl suddenly lost her mind, and she couldn't stop her tears.
She saw threads of trouble falling, and the magic power was subsiding.
It's so strange that there are people in this room......
β¦β¦ Everyone is so weird, even though they look fierce...... But......
The tears of the external obstacle ghost fell on Chen Xiaowu's arm, and the teardrops gave people the feeling of being hot.
"Brother Ye is very gentle, right?"
Xiao Wu carefully cleaned the veins of the curse, these curse marks seemed to be engraved in the scalp of the external obstacle ghost, and he had to comb it over and over again, shaving it clean.
"Hmm......" The female ghost wiped her tears with her sleeve.
Chen Xiaowu said: "He was born to see dead things, and it is normal for his expression to be gloomy, it scares you, I say sorry for him, but just look carefully." You'll see. β
- Ye Bei opened the door.
He was confronted with an air gun, and there was a big man with a hysterical and vicious look, the big man was wearing a Taoist robe, but the weapon in his hand was very modern, and he completely explained what physical transcendence was.
Ye Bei greeted him with a smile, "Yo, that's a coincidence!" What wind is blowing you in? β
"Where's the stuff?!" There is murderous intent in the eyes of the head.
Ye Bei parted half of his body, revealing the scene in the living room where Chen Xiaowu shaved the external obstacles.
"Isn't it right here?"
He was so angry that he wanted to have a brain bruise, gritted his teeth and rattled, turned the muzzle of the air gun, aimed at Chen Xiaowu's head and pulled the trigger.
Puff β
Crisp gunshots rang out.
Ye Bei stuck one finger in the muzzle of the gun, and his palm tightly buckled the barrel, breaking the air gun into a U-shape little by little.
"I take back that sentence." Ye Bei said: "Yo! Unfortunately, I'm going to send you off. β
"What the are you going to ...... Yes!!! - "I scolded half a sentence with a dirty mouth, only to feel a sharp pain in my fingertips!
Ye Bei pulled the gas cylinder down, snapped the trigger Shengsheng, and nailed the finger of the head to the broken trigger.
"Let's go out and talk."
He grabbed the injured hand and hair of the head and went out of the house, farther and farther away.
Inside the house, Chen Xiaowu cleared the curse and karma for the ghosts.
He looked at Ye Bei's back, took the Yan Leng Sutra, and was about to start the Dharma excess, he and the female ghost said seriously.
"As for Brother Ye, as long as you look carefully-"
"βThe more gloomy and the deeper the shadow, on the back of it, there will also be a cruel blazing sun, and in this shadow, life is often bred."