Chapter 002: The Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat

No matter how cunning the fox is, don't even think about playing Xiao Qi, a hunter.

"I'm a person from the devil's training camp, and if you want to compete with me, I'll let you die more and live less!" Xiao Qi snorted coldly in his heart.

Everyone was so tired that after eating, they rested early, and as soon as their heads touched the pillow, they fell asleep.

Xiao Qi has slept early and slept enough from the soul to the present, and now she is full of food and drink, and she has no sleepiness at all.

At the thought that the mountain man who stayed for a while might act, Xiao Qi felt very excited.

In the middle of the night, a figure shook outside the window, and then a slight poking sound was heard.

The papier-mΓ’chΓ© window was immediately poked out of a hole, and one eye was looking inside.

The eye scanned the entire guest room and was overjoyed to find that it was silent.

According to habitual thinking, someone should have pushed the door in, but after waiting for a while, I didn't see anyone entering the house to plot wrongdoing.

Outside the door, there was the sound of kicking and kicking footsteps.

"Who could it be? Didn't this guy say that there is no shop in front of the village here, who will come at such a late hour? ”

Xiao Qi thought, it's idle anyway, it's better to sneak out and have a look.

She crept out of the house and hid in a dark corner to take a closer look at the wide yard.

"Boss, what's the matter, in a hurry, to recruit us? Did you find a big goal today, you can't take it down, and you want us to help together? ”

"Yes, yes, the third watch in the middle of the night, calling so urgently, if you don't make ten small dollars, it's really not cost-effective......"

"Shhhh

Then he put his hand on the shoulders of the two men in black and walked out.

Xiao Qi thought, this rude man, his mind is still quite delicate, probably afraid of alarming a few beauties in the house, so he went outside to discuss things.

"Hmph, in the face of money and beauty, if Li Gang resists the temptation, he is not a human being, and there will definitely be no good thing!" Xiao Qi thought, under the cover of the night, she had already tiptoed over.

Li Gang and a few of them stood under a tree.

"Hmph, ten small dollars, the third child, your eye sockets are too shallow." The mountain man snorted coldly and took out the golden bean from his pocket.

In the moonlight, the golden beans shone with golden light.

"Good guy, isn't this a golden bean, I've grown so big, I haven't seen a golden bean yet, let me see, is this real or fake?"

The second child excitedly picked up the golden beans from the palm of the boss's hand, put them in his mouth, and bit them in a hurry.

The third child asked impatiently: "Second, is it really fake?" ”

"Boss, where did you come from, did you find the ancient tomb, I heard the older generation say that there was a king buried here, and there were a lot of gold and silver treasures buried in it."

The second child's eyes lit up and asked anxiously.

"Hehe, although I haven't found the king's tomb, it's not much worse than the king's tomb." The boss said proudly.

The third asked anxiously: "What is that, I really can't think of it." ”

"A few beauties who captivated the country and the city, as well as the gold and silver treasures they carried with them."

The two guys couldn't believe their ears and were so shocked that they couldn't keep their mouths shut.

"Beauty? Are more than widows good-looking? Widow Yu is the most beautiful and seductive beauty I have ever seen. The third said greedily.

"Phew, Widow Yu is also a beauty, at best she is just a sullen innkeeper. You didn't see it, tsk, it's so beautiful, I still thought it was the Nine Heavens Fairy who came down to earth. ”

In the boss's gaze, he couldn't hide the excitement in his heart.

He couldn't help but wipe his saliva: "You don't know, the woman who is called the housewife,

The face, the body, the skin of the snow and the frost, the onion of the hand......"

The boss paused, and swallowed another throat of saliva, "I now understand why so many men will compete for a beautiful beauty, even if their heads are broken and their families are ruined!" ”

"Ahem, second child, the woman who can make the boss's heart move is not simple, he is not very interested in women."

"Yes, yes, the boss has always had a soft spot for wine, every time he makes money, he asks him to go to the drunken fairy building to play, he would rather hang the pot of old wine and go home to drink. He once said that it was better to get drunk on a woman than to spend that little effort on a woman. ”

"Boss, are they all a female streamer? Such a beautiful beauty, is there no flower messenger by her side? The third asked vigilantly.

"Hahaha, there is one Flower Protector!" The man suddenly laughed.

When the two heard that there was a flower messenger, they were like deflated balls.

"Flower Protector, very capable of fighting!" The two men said in unison.

"Hey, hey, hey, a little bit, but more sophisticated than those beauties, sickly, alive and well off a sick ghost flower messenger."

"Damn, what the hell, little girl, tuberculosis ghost!" The two let out a long sigh of relief.

The man in the mountains told them that there were three big beauties, and there was a little girl who was sick, and she was very smart and clever, and she could not be underestimated.

"Three big beauties, haha, one, two, three, one for each person, just happy.

As for the sick ghost, he slashed it with a knife and asked her to go to Lord Yama to be a clever ghost. ”

"Let me first explain that the housewife belongs to me, and the other two beauties are also extremely beautiful, not very old, and they are probably still yellow flower girls." The boss said solemnly.

"I'd rather be a woman who has been cleaned up by a man than a yellow flower girl, you can imagine how beautiful my sister-in-law is." The third child said hehehe, full of envy and jealousy.

There will be Golden Beans and Beauties soon, and the three of them are already a little impatient.

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"I'm afraid that it will be hard, and those beautiful beauties will not comply."

The men in the mountains also feel that toads eat swan meat, and how much swans dislike toads.

"That's not easy, let's use incense to stun first. I don't want to be a bully and use strength, I'm afraid that if I hurt the beauty, it will hurt my heart.

As you know, I have always cherished women. The third child smiled.

Xiao Qi wanted to clean up the three strong men by himself, but he was not sure.

Although in his own time, it was trivial for one person to deal with five or six strong men.

Now this body is so small, so weak, like a beauty lamp, and it will be extinguished when the wind blows.

She thought about it for a moment, and suddenly had an idea, and decided not to alarm them, so she immediately went back to the room.

If you deal with it alone, you can outwit it, and if you can't deal with it, call a helper.

She opened the baggage that Red Rose was carrying, took out an arrow, and moved the table and chair a little further from the door, and took a look at the location. and hung ropes from the beams of the roof.

She did it quickly, and then waited quietly at the window, waiting for someone to put the incense.

Soon, where the window entrance was covered with paper, one eye looked inside.

Xiao Qiyan was fast, and the arrow was inserted into that eye at once.

The other party didn't have time to light the incense, and his eyes were already hurt.

"Ah, my eyes, they hurt me......" was the voice of the man in the mountains, "no, they seem to be on guard." ”

"Damn, I don't believe in the three of us big men, and I can't clean up three girls and a sick man."

The second child who was waiting at the door kicked the door open, and the door was easily kicked open, and it was very dark inside, and he couldn't see his fingers.

The bright machete was held in his hand, followed by the third child.

The boss who was blinded by the stabbing eye didn't care about any beauties, so he didn't follow up, and probably healed.

"Oops" The second child didn't pay attention to the stool under his feet, and he stumbled, unable to stabilize his body, and fell to the ground all of a sudden.

On the ground, there was a dagger that was shining brightly, and the distance was just aimed at the throat.

After the second child groaned, he lay motionless on the ground.

"Dick, what's wrong with you?" The third child couldn't figure it out, in just a few minutes, the eldest was blind, the second didn't move, and he suddenly panicked.

"Let's go inside!" Xiao Qi, who was hiding behind the door, pushed hard behind his back, and a looper put the third child's neck on.

Xiao Qi hurriedly pulled the rope and tied the other end to the table.

It's all done in one go, cleanly.

Quietly killed the three stupid pigs, Xiao Qi smiled, gently closed the door, and went to sleep.

Outside the door, the mountain man who bandaged his eyes listened carefully outside.

He thought, if the second and third children succeeded, there should be movement inside, but now it is quiet inside, and it is really terrifyingly quiet.

He didn't dare to push the door anymore and hurriedly fled from his cabin.

When I woke up the next day, it was already dawn.

"There smells of blood in the room!" The Empress sniffed and caught a glimpse of a man lying there.

When I looked up again, there was a man hanging from the beam.

"Red Rose, what's going on?"

I was really tired last night, and the red and white roses actually slept to death, and I didn't know that two people were killed in the house.

"Hurry up and see, are our golden beans still there?" The emperor said.

The emperor and queen saw that everyone was fine, and the gold, silver and jewelry were not lost, so she hurriedly walked out of the door.

"Li Gang, Li Gang." The emperor and queen shouted a few times, but did not see Li Gang.

She found a lot of blood under the window, and a bamboo tube of incense.

"There must be someone around to help you!" White Rose affirmed.

Red Rose said: "In the future, we will be two shifts guards, you see, how dangerous it is, if it weren't for the master's action, we would be in trouble." ”

Xiao Qi didn't want to tell them either, saying that she did all this.

A sick little kid can say a few big words, but he can really do such an earth-shattering thing, everyone is still skeptical.

The mountain man is not at home, and there is this incident at home again, Xiao Qi and a few of them plan to find some food in the kitchen, and then leave this place of right and wrong.

The red and white roses rummaged through the cabinets and found that there was no cooked food, which was very disappointing, and there was nothing to eat, so they could only starve.

Xiao Qi found that there was flour in the kitchen and some game, the flour was just right for pancakes, and the game could be barbecued.

"Wait, I don't know how far the journey is, we might as well get some water, dry food or something, so that we can get on the road, this is called being prepared."

"Good boy, the imperial chef is not here, how can we get food?" The Empress smiled bitterly and shook her head.

Baihua is the emperor and queen, and it is understandable that he will not make food.

As the red and white roses waiting for the emperor, the two of them should always know a little, right?

When Xiao Qi looked at the two of them, he was disappointed.

"Don't look at us, and neither will we." Red and White Rose smiled embarrassedly.

Xiao Qi suddenly felt that they who were waiting for the emperor and queen didn't seem to be very competent.

"You won't, I will!" Xiao Qi said proudly.

"Don't be funny, you will!" The three of them, regardless of their image, couldn't help but laugh.

Xiao Qicai didn't care about them laughing, went to the kitchen, looked at the ingredients, thought about it in his heart, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and started work.

"Don't make a fuss, good boy, we have golden beans, as long as there are people, you can use them to buy food."

"I didn't make a fuss, there is so much game here, I don't eat it for nothing." Xiao Qi said seriously, "You can't get those, you can always pick up firewood and make a fire, right?" ”

"Well, we can do it!" The red and white roses said in unison.

Xiao Qibelly sneered: "If you can't even pick up firewood and make a fire, won't you become a waste?" ”

In the chalet there was a lot of game and flour in the kitchen.

In the small yard at the entrance, leeks and green onions are also planted.

Xiao Qi plans to bake pancakes and bake some game, which can be stored and not easily spoiled.

Why is his daughter, since she left the imperial palace, she is like a hanger along the way, she is very capable and smart.

Xiao Qi methodically made pasta, and when the fragrance wafted out of the kitchen, the big beauties were dumbfounded.

Take a bite and you can't stop immediately.

At the same time, she also has a good guide on how to bake delicious pheasant and hare meat out of red and white roses.

"Good daughter, how did you become so smart now?" The emperor asked curiously.

"Yes, little princess, you grew up with us, I didn't dare to say that you were stupid Mu Na before, since you left the Imperial Palace, you have been reborn like a completely different person.

Can you tell us what makes you so smart and capable? ”

"Isn't it, there was a Taoist chief in the palace before, and he kept saying that the little princess had nine exquisite hearts. At that time, her words and deeds, the emperor and I couldn't see how this child could be hooked with Jiuqi Linglong.

You must know that people in the world are very rare to even have a seven-trick exquisite heart, let alone a nine-trick exquisite heart.

I thought that the Taoist chief was just afraid of the emperor and me, and deliberately said flattering words. Looking back today, I think about it, he really has some Taoism. ”

Xiao Qi smiled and said that when he was sick, a white-bearded old man taught them in his dream, so perfunctory.

She didn't dare tell the world that she was a soul piercing.