Chapter 540: Win-Win
Taking advantage of Xiao Qi's free time, Jindee stuck to her and asked, "Mother, what can you do to make me a person who is also a civil and military all-rounder?" ”
"It's easy, there is a saying that if you are familiar with 300 Tang poems, you will be able to chant if you can't write them."
"Where are the 300 Tang poems?" Kingdee asked happily.
"It's in my head!" Xiao Qi said proudly.
"Three hundred poems, do you remember?" Kingdee asked suspiciously.
"No problem, you can rest assured." Xiao Qi patted Kingdee's head with confidence, "You have to make a bet with your father, if you can recite poetry, he also has to be strong." ”
"Daddy likes Wen, why do you have to impose these on him?"
"I know you feel sorry for your father, but you are a big man, there is no masculinity at all, he is polite, and his physical resistance is poor.
Have you ever found that he gets sick at every turn, and is always bullied, if he has more or less martial arts, will he live such a wretched life? ”
"Is Daddy living a, why don't I think? With my elven son supporting him, who would dare to bully him? ”
"Uh, hee-hee, I said the wrong thing." Xiao Qiyi patted his head, "Yes, with your awesome son guarding him, not many people dare to bully him."
But he gets sick at every turn, all year round, sick and sick, like a sick Shih Tzu, which is not a good thing, right?
In the future, you let him get up early every day to do gymnastics and ride a bicycle, and ensure that it will not take half a year, and his whole person will be different.
When he walked, he was vigorous and vigorous, and he was full of energy every day.
Don't you want to have a dad who is full of energy?
Let me tell you, your daddy's daddy, also known as the king, is also practicing cycling. ”
"Uh...... So fat, just those two broken wheels, can they hold up the king? ”
"Don't talk to me about anything else, say, are you willing to accept my advice, once you accept my advice,
I can guarantee that in less than half a year, you will also be a blockbuster, and your father will be in good spirits.
There is a pair of energetic father and son, walking around the palace, everyone will admire the two of you. ”
"I did such a long-faced thing!" Kingdee thought for a moment and swore an oath with Xiao Qi.
"Well, good son, I knew you would say yes. Then you go to the room now and pull your daddy out. ”
Zidu was crooked in his chair, pondering the poem Xiao Qi had just read, and the more he looked at it, the more unfathomable he felt, compared to his literary brilliance, it was even better.
Kingdee came in and looked at his father, who was as decadent as garbage, depressed and sick, and indeed too weak.
"Daddy, do you want to want your son to become a Chan?"
"I hope that my son will become a dragon, which parent doesn't want his children to become a dragon and a phoenix!" Zidu looked at Kingdee with a smile, at this time, he was in better spirits.
"I want to make a bet with Daddy!"
"Bet, bet what?" The son looked at this good son with pity, full of love.
In his mind, being able to have this pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses is the happiest thing in his life.
"This bet, win-win, is good for both of us!"
Zidu smiled and urged: "Win-win, tell me, what's the matter?" ”
"I lack literary thinking, my father lacks exercise, and the bet I want to make is, after half a year, I can export into chapters, literary thoughts are springing, can you have a strong body?"
"This thing!" Zidu nodded, "Your mother arranged you to do this, right?" ”
"You don't care who arranges it, daddy, do you agree or not?" Kingdee is coquettish to his sons.
Zidu said happily: "Who is afraid of whom, you are not afraid of me, who is a father, if you don't set a good example, can you still be regarded as a father who wants his son to become a dragon?" ”
"Let's pull the hook, and we won't regret it after the hook." Kingdee stretched out his little hand, insisting on hooking up with the Easy King.
Where can Zidu withstand his cuteness and coquettishness, his heart has long melted.
Hurriedly cooperated with the baby son to make a hook oath.
Seeing that the plan succeeded, Xiao Qi hurriedly asked Kingdee to pull out all the pieces, and she wanted to point out the essentials of cycling.
When she wanted to help Jean Zidu ride a bicycle, she was stopped by Kingdee.
"Mother, I don't need your help, it's enough to have me!"
"Kingdee, don't talk big, you're so short, you can't hold the saddle, your father will wrestle!"
"Hehe, mother, you're so stupid, I have a pair of wings, if Daddy falls to the left, I'll fan him back to the right,
If Daddy falls to the right, I'll fan him to the left, so that he can stay on the line and never let him be hurt in the slightest. ”
Kingdee was confident, and Xiao Qi nodded frequently.
The son has such a precious son, which is really a blessing from the previous life.
Even if you don't plan for yourself, you have to plan for your son. Since the baby son invited to bet with himself, how can he not do such a win-win thing?
Kingdee and Zi both opened the curtain in the garden, and Xiao Qi sat on the recliner, smiling at the corners of his mouth, watching with relish.
Red Sleeves is very happy in her heart, and she also wants to see an energetic and energetic owner.
And the only thing that can change the owner is the eccentric emperor.
She saw that Di Ji was sitting down and resting, so she ordered someone to make black tea and bring it to her in person.
"Teiji, please use tea!" Red Sleeves smiled and used a gesture of please.
"Hehe, thank you, thank you, just my mouth is thirsty." Xiao Qi always treats his subordinates so politely.
"Say thank you to me, I'm a slave, I really can't afford it!" Redsleeves said with trepidation.
"What slave and maid are not slaves and maids, in my eyes, everyone is equal, who is the person who is born in twenty-four months of pregnancy?"
Xiao Qi's set of rebellious theories was moved to the table by her.
"Red sleeves, you do it, drink tea with me!"
Xiao Qi pointed to the chair next to her and motioned for her to sit down.
"No, no, no, I'm just standing, just standing." Xiao Qi's theory of no distinction between respect and inferiority, Red Sleeves does not dare to agree.
"Oh, by the way, Dei, I've always had a question in my mind that I want to ask you about.
Our concubine Niangniang, why didn't you come back with you this time? ”
The red sleeves were respectful, and they refused to sit down, and Xiao Qi was not reluctant.
"You mean Concubine Yu, hehe, speaking of which, I still have a great relationship with your master.
Do you know who Concubine Yu is my mother? Second Senior Sister, Phantom Moon Holy Aunt is the senior sister, and my mother is the little junior sister.
Between the three of them, there are also emotional entanglements that are constantly cut and sorted out.
In order to take care of the Phantom Moon Holy Aunt who was a little mentally disturbed, Concubine Yu had already gone to Baihuaxian Mountain to recuperate. ”
"Insane?" Red Sleeves was puzzled and couldn't help but shake his head, is there still this disease in this world?
"Hehe, that's what it means to be mentally abnormal, madman, you know?"
Red Sleeves' eyes widened: "How did a good smart person become a madman?" ”
"Being seized of power, and encountering love betrayal and family betrayal, can you not be crazy?
It is often those smart people who are prone to extremes and like to drill the horns of the bull to become crazy. Xiao Qi said lightly.
"Emperor, you are so smart and capable!" Red Sleeves is full of praise.
Xiao Qi listened to the red sleeves praising her, and her heart was full of joy, and she couldn't help but scold: "Can Lao Tzu not be smart, I don't know how many years more advanced than you."
We are in the era of airplanes and artillery, high-speed rail and subway, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and climbing on the ground, only you dare not think, there is nothing we dare not do. ”
"Hehe, thanks for the compliment, thank you!"
"Emperor Ji, how did you have time to come to our Liuli Palace today?" Redsleeves asked suddenly.
Xiao Qi was suddenly asked by this!
She laughed dryly and said, "I miss my precious son, come and see him."
Don't worry, I'm not interested in Zi, he's your man, work hard, get him.
As the saying goes, men chase women across mountains, women chase men across the veil, as long as you want, the son is not a turtle in the jar, and it is a matter of catching it. ”
This is my home, can I not come?
"Oh, Emperor Ji, look at what you say, who the prince thinks in his heart, who doesn't know who doesn't know!
It's a pity that my prince is not blessed, and he can't hold the beauty. ”
"Love is such a thing, it can't come reluctantly, it depends on fate. By the way, since that incident, has Zidu's feelings for you improved? ”
Xiao Qi looked at the shy red sleeves, she was beautiful and charming, her face was red and pink, her complexion was delicate, and she was tall.
Such a beautiful woman, as if she came out of a painting.
Zidu is so blind that he doesn't know how to push her down!
I didn't want to be a man or a woman before, but it was because I gave birth to Kingdee brothers and sisters, and my health was not safe, and I was sick all day long.
Now that everything is normal and he is a big man, why doesn't he have the slightest desire?
And the red sleeves are waiting for Zidu on the big bed outside, three watches in the middle of the night, on call, opportunities are everywhere, why doesn't he know to cherish it?
Xiao Qi suddenly looked up and down at Red Sleeves with bad intentions, and a prank came out.
Her weird smile was inexplicable to see the red sleeves.
"Red Sleeves, do you want to serve your master wholeheartedly?"
"What do you mean by that? I...... I don't understand it. Red Sleeves obviously understood, but because of shyness, he asked with a red face.
"You don't like your lord?"
"Oh, Diji, you're getting more and more improper, you drink tea by yourself, I'm out of company." Redsleeves turned his head and wanted to leave.
Concubine Yu once planned to give her to her precious son, but Mu Na's son turned a blind eye, but she never forgot the emperor who could not be seen or touched.
"Men should get married, women should get married, red sleeves, what are you shy?
If you want to make your wishes come true, I have a way to ensure success! ”
As soon as Xiao Qi's words came out, the red sleeves couldn't hold back, and his footsteps finally didn't move.
Di Ji said a lot, she had already seen it.
If the emperor has no ability, how can he firmly drag the prince of Nan Jinnan, who is not close to women, in the palm of his hand?
If Xiao Qi is willing to help her, Zidu will be a turtle in the jar, and it will be done in minutes.