Tucao Small Theater (purely entertainment)
In the afternoon, at the long table, everyone sat around and chatted.
Xu Leqiu: Crying and chirping, didn't Xiaobai Dada say that I am the second female? What about the second female who said yes?! Why are there so few scenes? I didn't see how many of her appearances were?!!! Even Zhang Xiaoli, who you set as a female n at the beginning, has more scenes than me! What's the fat thing? Hmph(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻Xiaobaida, you don't love me anymore?!!
Xiaobai Da (about to cry): Biane! Little Qiuqiu! I was wrong! In fact, I also found out and am reviewing myself! (。 •ˇ‸ˇ•。 )
Zhang Xiaoli (with an expression of indifference, gnawing on a lollipop): It's nothing wrong with me, it's all Lao Bai's fault!
Xiaobai Dada: My pot! My pot! How to make up the pot for online advice? Ծ‸Ծ
Author: Beauty Qingyang: cough cough cough -_-|| Xiaobai, on this formal occasion, please call me Qingyang! It's not a shampoo! (whispering to Xiaobai) The Lun family still wants to save face! Mei Yangyang shouted in private!
Xiaobai Dada: Okay Qingyang, you are the big guy, you have the final say!! (。 ò ∀ ó。 So how to save Xiaoqiu's status as the second daughter?
Beauty Qingyang: Let Xiaoqiu follow the heroine all the time, she is the second female!
Xiaobai Dada: It's that simple? (shocked)
Beauty Kiyoyo (stroked her beardless chin): Well~ It's that simple! The rest is up to you! It can only be understood but not spoken! Exclusive secret recipe Oh⊙ω ⊙
Xiaobai Dada: Gotcha! I worked hard to increase Xiaoqiu's role, so that she would be the second female!
Zhang Xiaoli (licked the lollipop): Meaning, Lao Bai, did you write me as the second female? How did I not know? Am I not a female n? When did you make me a second female without my permission? (angry) Hmph! There are a lot of things to do for the second woman, I don't do it!!
Xiaobai Da (extremely embarrassed): Gotta gotcha! Rest well! Give you a thump on your legs! (눈_눈)
Zhang Xiaoli (white eyes): Hmph! Play it! Ignore you! ~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
Author: Shaohua Yi Baishou (looked at Xiaobai): My Shaohua? How many women is she?
Xiaobai Da (sweating): Your Shaohua? Are you sure it's yours? (눈_눈) That Shaohua, it's just soy sauce! Only with Xiaoqiu does it have a role! However, my Xiaoqiu is facing a situation where the status of the second female is not guaranteed!
Shaohua Yi Baishou (jumping up angrily): I don't care if you Xiaoqiu or Xiaodong or something! My little sister Shaohua, can you get me some soy sauce??? No, no, no! I love to see Shaohua's scenes!
Yin Shaohua: I only love Xiaoqiu, Xiaoqiu is my only sister! In other words, why are you also called Shaohua? You're a fake, aren't you? (ノ=Д=)ノ while playing to go (。 ò ∀ ó。 )
Shaohua Yi Baishou: Damn! Didn't you tell you? Your name still comes from my Shaohua Benhua! Hum! White-eyed wolf, you little Shaohua!! It's a shame that I defend you so much! ('Δ ́) (Turning around and hugging his little white cat) This is the little white!! (pointing at Xiaobai) she is a fake Xiaobai! I'm really Shaohua!!
Little white cat (lazily glancing at everyone and meowing): A group of bored humans (unable to complain in their hearts)
Everyone looked at each other: Which one is Xiaobai?
Xiaobai Da (looking like he was about to cry, raised his hand): I am also Xiaobai, it (the little white cat meowed at the right time) It is also Xiaobai! The puppets are all called Xiaobai! Ծ‸Ծ
Little White Cat (King-like eyes glanced at Xiaobai): I am the real Xiaobai! You're a ball! (Inner Drama)
Su Wen Xiaowenwen (timidly raised his little hand): Xiaobai is big, I have a question \(◎o◎)/! Am I really the heroine?
Xiaobai Da (looking confused): Why not? Didn't see you play the most?
Xiao Wenwen: Well, I've never seen such an aggrieved heroine (. •ˇ‸ˇ•。 Xiaobai is very sure that he wants me to be the heroine? Aren't you afraid of hitting the streets? My personality is not likable, and it is awkward, I feel bored when I look at it, and I can die in a big hurry for Xiaobai!
Xiaobai Da (wave of his hand): What's the hurry? Did I hit the street because of you, the heroine? I was already hitting the streets, okay?!! (grinning)
Zhang Xiaoli (licked the lollipop): That's it, Lao Bai has already hit the street! Hit the street, just have time to play with me!
Xiaobai Da (shocked): Cutie, are you challenging the author's authority? Although Xiaobai is undoubtedly hitting the street, your life and death are still in my hands!
Zhang Xiaoli (opened his big round eyes, innocent): Woo woo wow, Xiaobai is so terrible!!
Xiao Wenwen (touched Xiao Oak's head): Xiao Oak, when did you become so familiar with Xiao Baida? Don't you love me anymore? Ծ‸Ծ
Oak prototype: Haha, oak is in love with you~ But oak is derived from my image, Xiaobai and I have a good time! (Smile heartily)
Xiao Wenwen (suddenly realized): No wonder Xiao Oak is also good with me! I'm a big white bloodline!
Xiaobaida: That's not it! So, Xiao Wenwen, you are a little confident! (。 ò ∀ ó。 )
Xu Leqiu: Xiaowen! I'm going to follow you! Otherwise, when will it be forgotten by Xiaobai, an unreliable author! We've been good sisters since childhood! Ծ‸Ծ I'm going to fly with you! You're the wind, I'm the sand! Lingering to the end of the world!
Xiao Wenwen: My poor Xiaoqiu, we will always be together in the future! Xiaobai will definitely increase your role, don't worry!
Zhang Xiaoli (still licking the lollipop): You two stay and fly! I'm going to play on my own! Hum! Su Wen, don't think I'll take you to play next time! Let's run away with your little autumn!!
Xiao Wenwen (grievance): Don't ah, Xiao Oak ~ (. •ˇ‸ˇ•。 )
Shaohua Yi Baishou (looked at Xiaobai): Also add some Shaohua's role, right? Looking at Shaohua's beauty and sensibility, I still want to see her!
Yin Shaohua: Okay ヽ ( ̄д ̄; Then I thank you~
Xiaobai Dada (flatteringly looking at everyone): Gotcha! Do what you are told!
In the corner, Song Yu, who has been ignored, has a black line on her face: What about me?
Everyone (except Xiaobai, Xiaowen, and Xiao Oak who licked the lollipop): Which one is Nong?
Zhang Xiaoli (shocked, the lollipop almost fell out of his mouth): Which one did you kill? It can't be me, right? (Inner Drama)
Xiao Song Song (surprised, licking his lips): I'm ...... The male protagonist of this book...... Right? Big white? (eager gaze)
Everyone (puzzled face): Does this book still have a male protagonist? Why didn't I find out?
Xiaobai Da (black line on his face): There has always been a male protagonist, wow? Make no mistake about you, right?
Zhang Xiaoli (jumped on the table and waved the lollipop): Ho! The male protagonist retreats!! This is my concubine's world!
Xiaobai Da (embarrassed face, hurriedly pulled Xiao Oak): Xiao Oak, you come down for me! Go home and play!
Oak prototype (wiping sweat): Xiaobai, are you sure this is not a person who has not taken medicine? As her prototype, I don't know where to put my old face! (눈_눈)
Zhang Xiaoqi (holding a lollipop and pointing to the prototype): Who are you talking about? Do you dare to say it again?! Do you believe that I will draw a circle and curse you? ☄ฺ(◣д◢)☄ฺ
Oak prototype (sticks out his tongue): If you have the ability, draw a circle and curse me! I'm not as naïve as you!
Xiaobai Dada: What kind of quarrel is the family arguing?! Don't make a fuss!
Xiao Song Song (helpless): Oh my God! Speaking of me, why did you go to something else? Is my male protagonist really so nonexistent?? Oh my god! (。 ò ∀ ó。 )
Xiao Wenwen (shy): You have always been the only male protagonist in my heart......
Little Song Song (finally showing his sunny smile): I'm relieved to have you say this (❁ ́ω'❁)
Xiaobai Dada: Yes, yes! You really don't know that my little Song Song is the male lead? Damn! I've spent a lot of time describing him!
Zhang Xiaoli (with a look of disgust): Actually, I still know, after all, I am Su Wen's dog-headed military advisor! Ahh It's a clever strategist!
Young reader: I actually like a sunny and warm boy like Song Yu the most! (Looking at Xiaobai) Write more about the scenes where the male and female protagonists are together, okay? Don't keep thinking about all the moths!
Xiaobai Dada (begging for mercy): Yes, yes, yes!
Xu Leqiu (pitiful): Can Xiaobai not sell me miserably? My tragic past was shown to you in front of everyone, and my heart hurts! How do you compensate me?
(Xiaobai's big inner drama) Damn! This is your highlight! Silly children don't know how to cherish!
Xiaobai Da (with a flattering smile): Yes, yes, yes! I was wrong! I'm good to find you a wishful husband!
Xu Leqiu (shy face): That's pretty much it......
Le Qiu's prototype (calm face): Actually, I have forgotten my life experience, not to mention that I am not as miserable as Le Qiu!
Xiaobai Dada: Yes! Yes! It's all about being a little dramatic!
Xu Leqiu (still pitiful): But I haven't forgotten my tragic life experience, I still hate my biological parents, what should I do?
Leqiu prototype (Mona Lisa's smile): Don't worry, everything is left to Xiaobaida! She will make you happy!
Xiaobai Da (nodded excitedly): That's it!
Beauty Qingyang (curious): Did you tell me quietly before, a mysterious boy?
Xiaobai (finger on lips): Shhhh Mei Yang Yang whispered! (sneering, whispering to Qingyang) Actually, I haven't figured out how to get Xiaoqiu and that boy together!
Beauty Qingyang (with a look of contempt): If it really doesn't work, just change it!
Xiaobai: NO! I want Xiaoqiu to be with him!
Xiao Song Song (collapsed again): This male protagonist is boring! You haven't even paid attention to me! I didn't deserve it!
Xiaobai Da (begging for mercy): Don't! My lovely little Song Song! Xiaobai is guaranteed to make you shine! It will fascinate thousands of fans! (winks)
Zhang Xiaoli (serious): How can I miss you! Without you, where is my Su Wen?!
Oak prototype (relieved face): You're finally a little smart!
Zhang Xiaoli (don't look over): Hmph!
Xu Leqiu (angry): It's my little article! How long have you known each other? Xiaowen and I grew up together!
Zhang Xiaoli (pouting): The depth of friendship does not lie in the length of time you have known each other!
Oak prototype (impressed with oak): Wow click! I didn't expect you to be quite smart! It's really my heir!
Zhang Xiaoli (snorting angrily): Don't put gold on your face! Baby's smartness is baby's business! The rain girl has no melons! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Xiaobai Da (going crazy): You two don't quarrel!
Xiao Song Song (impatient): Take a look! You've changed the subject for me again! Can you discuss the problem of my male protagonist?!
Xiao Wenwen (comfort): Don't be angry! You really don't look like you're angry!
Xiao Song Song: I'm really angry! Ծ‸Ծ
Xiaobai Dada: I was wrong! Will definitely correct all the above mistakes! I will write a review by all means! (Hands folded in front of the crowd)
To be continued~Welcome to complain~┐('~'; )┌