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Tao Taozi is a very rock person.

Yes.

He's a rock 'n' roll veteran.

When Cha Chazi took out the tape recorder, Tao Taozi immediately asked for the names of a few chapters of the album, and she couldn't wait to hear the songs she loved to listen to.

- They both love music and are like two little children who don't grow up.

Shoulder to shoulder, walking on the road of Gongnong Avenue in Taiping Town.

Tao Taozi asked, "Did you listen?" ”

Mr. Ye said: "The hero of your hometown. ”

Tao Taozi: "Are you better than me?" ”

"That's awesome!" Ye Bei said: "This place raises people, and he used to raise a little overlord, and his father can't wait to call him a little king!" It's called Nezha! ”

Tao Taozi's eyes changed slightly, "Oh, Jiaodong's little short legs, it's a lotus tycoon!"

Ye Bei laughed heartily and applauded the storyteller's sense of humor.

"Brother! You're really my brother! ”

There is a very [Jinmen] song on the tape recorder, and it is also very [Taiping].

Singer: Nezha Band

Song Title: The Sea

The short man held his head high and his face was awe-inspiring.

The tall man is depressed, and his ideals are dead.

Pedestrians on the street pointed at the two, many people had seen Young Master Bai and knew where Young Master Bai belonged, but in the eyes of passers-by, Bai Hongtao was a [monster] who was deviant and poor and couldn't pull his face down to go home to live.

Cha Cha is going to take Tao Taozi to do a very rock thing.

He wants to complete the normal wedding process of a normal person for this groom.

The first is the wedding photo session before the wedding.

When a Zen master heard about Mr. Ye's approach, he felt incredible.

"Not even a bride! How do you take a picture!? ”

Soon, Mr. Ye gave the answer.

He found the only photo studio in town, cut Tao Taozi's hair with his own hands, and changed the groom into a strict black suit.

Shave off your beard and cut off your nails.

People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and after this dress, the originally decadent and depressed middle-aged greasy man is gone, and there is a cold young man with a white face and a little emaciation in the mirror.

Although the mouth is still that funny Jinmen dialect.

"Wow, look at how much Wu Yanzu looks like me in this mirror!"

"Not really!" Mr. Ye also changed into a groomsman outfit, a pink tie to show off his anger, and wanted to spread the fire and heat ignited in his heart to the outside.

When Tao Taozi looked in the mirror, there was envy in his eyes.

"Brother, can you teach me? Your kung fu that made me look like a dog is really amazing. ”

"Then you have to make a tea apprentice, don't you?" Ye Bei said with a smile, "If you are a teacher for one day, you will be a father for life." ”

"Shhhh Take advantage of people and set you a big horse monkey ......"

After dressing up the groom, the background was set.

Mr. Yip took the camera and asked the groom to sit in the richly decorated bungalow and sit on the sofa.

For example, a Zen master pursed his lips, and Qi Qi also looked like he was watching a good show.

The brocade rat bit the melon seeds, completely unable to figure out what the two big men wanted to do.

"It's confusing......"

Even the staff in the photo studio thought there was something wrong with the two guys' heads.

Say it's a wedding photo...... What about the bride?

What kind of performance art is this?

Mr. Ye turned into a ruthless camera machine, pressing the shutter of Bai Hongtao and wasting a dozen pieces of film in an instant.

Bai Hongtao's face was expressionless, he only felt that there was anger in his heart, and he couldn't spit it out.

- Is this colleague playing monkey? What kind of wedding photos were taken? Playing with me?

Ye Bei took out one of the films, and when he imaged it, he did only have the appearance of Bai Hongtao alone, which also ruled out the possibility of the last bit of [ghost phenomenon].

So......

"Take a bite! Brother! Ye Bei instructed and threw the iron gourd over.

"Hey!" Tao Taozi caught the gourd, let go of the anger in his heart, and did not forget to take advantage of his mouth: "Brother! ”

After drinking, Tao Taozi, who had a poor amount of wine, was drowsy, delirious and wanted to sleep, he muttered his lover's name in his mouth, he didn't know where to look, waved his hands wildly, grabbed the pillow of the sofa, and hugged it.

"Ake...... Ake...... Akona ......"

For a while, Qi Qi's face changed.

Zen Master Ruyi also sensed the abnormality.

Something's coming!

Right!

It's invisible, it's blurry, but there's no doubt about it!

Definitely something is coming!

The headlights in the studio flickered on and off, and the staff ran to the electrical room to check the wiring.

Ye Bei also felt it.

The spiritual power in the natural environment began to be disordered, and with the half-asleep state of Tao Taozi, it became wonderful.

Ye Bei immediately retreated to the door of the studio, held the door bolt in one hand, stepped on the groom's coat, and shouted Meng Nanke's name loudly.

——This is the earthwork soul shouting method in northern Shaanxi.

After shouting "Meng Nanke" three times.

Now the few people who have spiritual vision can see it clearly!

A white smoke came out of Bai Hongtao's seven orifices.

The smoke slowly condensed into a vague figure, sitting beside Tao Taozi.

Is it Monnanke?

Is that the bride herself?

The brothers have never seen the appearance of this bride, how dare they judge easily?

Ye Bei hurriedly ran to the groggy Bai Hongtao and asked in his ear.

"Is it Ake?"

Bai Hongtao came to his senses slightly, closed his eyes and pondered, and the image in his mind also changed back and forth with the word "Ake".

The white phantom beside him suddenly turned into a dog.

It became a corgi.

"It's not this Ark!" Ye Bei was so anxious that his forehead sweated: "God corgi!" Your wife is a canine? I'm asking about the beautiful Ake in your heart! ”

Qi Qi naturally won't let go of this opportunity to attack mentally: "Your wife is a canine." ”

Ye Bei didn't bother to take care of the master.

Tao Taozi frowned, and when he heard the word "wife", the phantom around him turned into a gourd.

Come on, this guy already treats the wine gourd as his wife.

Ye Bei hurriedly changed his words: "It's [dream], hurry up, think about your dream!" ”

As soon as the words fell.

The illusory fog shadow on his side condensed and formed in an instant.

The silk threads shuttled back and forth, spinning out Meng Nanke's true face.

Bai Hongtao also completely fainted and fell into a dream.

In an instant, the people present were stunned.

There is no other reason, Meng Nanke's appearance is difficult to describe in three words.

She is wearing a yellow robe, and the robe is embellished with Taoist scriptures, and it is a grid weaving technique that talks about mulberry, hemp, cotton, and bamboo.

He looked like he was in his early twenties, and his appearance was not outstanding, but he had a sense of otherworldliness, his hair was tied up in a bun, dignified and decent, and he held a silver shuttle in his hand, which was used to disinfect textile materials.

Where is this ghost? It is clearly the head of the yellow mother, and it is the god of weaving.

She compared her lips with one hand, asked a few guests to silence, gently stroked Tao Taozi's forehead, wiped away a little cold sweat for her lover, and quietly pointed to the camera in Ye Bei's hand.

"To ...... Photograph? Only then did Ye Bei react.

Miss Nanke nodded, refused to say a word, and with a wave of her hand, she changed into a white wedding dress from a Western-style wedding, which was smooth and soft, made of silk.

Ye Bei pressed the shutter on the two protagonists of [Paranormal Phenomenon].

When Tao Taozi woke up, the illusion of the god on his side was gone.

For example, a Zen master touched his bald head, still with a ghostly expression.

Qi Qi had never seen such a strange thing, scratching the head of the brocade mouse as if he was puzzled.

Tao Taozi asked, "Finished filming?" ”

Mr. Ye smiled and nodded.

"Uh-huh!"

Did this [uh-huh] be filmed or not?

Bai Hongtao took the photos handed over by Ye Bei and looked at them one by one......

The first one is Tao Taozi alone in the camera.

The second one is accompanied by phantoms.

The third one is the little corgi licking the back of Taotaozi's hand and wagging his tail.

Until the fourth ......

Beside him, sat a bride.

The bride holds the hem of her skirt with both hands and sits next to the sleeping groom, generous and smiling with tears.

This is followed by the fifth.

Bai Hongtao changed into a Tang costume, the bride put on a red hijab, changed into a phoenix crown, and compared her V-shaped hand to the camera.

Sixth.

The groom changed into a Scottish skirt, and the bride wore a handsome men's dress, quietly scraping the bridge of his nose while the groom was asleep, revealing a naughty energy.

The seventh.

This time, not only the clothes have changed, but even the background has changed.

In a small classroom, the groom slept secretly on the edge of the large podium, and the bride sat on the stone pier of the podium, both of whom changed into school uniforms.

And much more...... More memories and dreams.

"I ......"

Bai Hongtao just wanted to try it at first.

But I didn't expect [try] to become [real].

For a while, he looked at a few partners from Tianshu, and when a thousand words came to his lips, they all became a common saying.

The last photo.

It was the scene of Xiao Ke holding an electric guitar and about to greet the sleeping groom's head.

Tao Taozi hugged Cha Cha Zi tightly, with a handful of snot and tears.

"That's rocky! Fuck your uncle! Awesome! ”