Chapter 45 Not only can you be a housewife, but you can also be a lord
Lingxi girl saw that those grandparents, under the blue sky and white sun, hid in the shade of the canopies of the small shops on both sides of the laneway, their skin was shriveled, and their eyes were sunken, as if they hadn't rested well for a long, long time.
As if sensing Lingxi's gaze, several old people looked at the girl in unison, and the staring at the girl was numb, and a cold sweat broke out.
Listening to the strange sound from the people at the corner of the street, the girl heard the reputation, it was a father and daughter who burned money, and the daughter pulled her father's clothes and asked her father to move to the shade. Look at the small white circle that worships ancestors and burns money in the sun, and the old man hiding in the shade next to him is holding a broom and blowing the wind in his ears for his granddaughter.
Only then did Lingxi understand that these old people were all souls who had returned to the yang in the underworld. She didn't know when she already had vision.
Boom~~
The girl's throat was agitated, swallowing saliva, the pressure in her heart doubled, the eyes of those old men and women were much more powerful than the camera, and they were staring at them like discounted pork in the vegetable market, and that kind of eyes seemed to be looking at the quality of the meat.
In the afternoon, the summer showers were coming, but in a few minutes, a few dark clouds blocked the sun, and the sky was cloudy.
Lingxi looked at the dozen or so old men and old ladies talking to each other in twos and threes, as if they were talking about the right and wrong of their own meat.
It's a bad feeling, really...... Lingxi sweated more and more on her forehead, followed by the low air pressure before the shower, there was a buzzing hallucinations in her ears, and the appearance of stepping barefoot on the street in a hospital gown also attracted the eyes of many living people, which made her almost unable to distinguish between life and death, and she could only rely on shadows to recognize people, if there was something without a shadow to move half a step towards the girl, the girl would be tense, and she would take two steps to Ye Bei's rental house, and be sure that the ghost was not here to find herself.
After a while, an old lady came from the archway, she was bent at the waist, her hair was gray, her strange smile showed a mouth full of gold teeth, she was rich, her body was short, she was wearing a lace soap-colored dress, she was holding a dragon head staff in her hand, and a small gourd pinned to her hairpin, her eyes were staring at Lingxi, and she slowly walked in front of Lingxi.
Lingxi was so frightened that she retreated to the corridor of the rental house, but unexpectedly, the old lady grabbed the doorframe of the corridor and peeked in, as if she couldn't suppress her curiosity and wanted to take a good look at Lingxi's girl.
The girl heard the old lady ask.
"Little girl...... Little girl? ”
"Can I come in?"
Lingxi listened to the meaning of this, and then looked at the two door gods on the door of the corridor, as long as she didn't agree, this weird old lady wouldn't be able to enter?
"I ...... Didn't want you in. ”
There was a bit of disgust in the old lady's eyes, and the smiling face turned into a fierce face in an instant, and the original Mimi's small eyes suddenly became the size of a cowbell, which was very weird.
"You're not letting me in? Don't you dare?! How bold are you?! ”
Lingxi was so frightened that she took a few steps back, stepped on the stairs, the cement bricks followed the concave down, and her flexible skin digested the impact, although there was no blood, but the pain made her body tremble.
"I ......"
Mr. Ye said that these ghosts don't need to be afraid, they should be afraid of people.
The girl endured the pain, mustered up her courage, and said something to the old lady.
"This is Mr. Ye's home! You are not allowed to come in! ”
When the old lady heard Mr. Ye's name, she looked left and right, looked around in surprise, and didn't see Ye Bei's people, so she asked.
"It turns out that you and that kid know ......"
Reiki nodded.
The old lady snorted and began to speak less sharply.
"Ah...... So that's it...... Well...... I thought that kid had a good eye, and he fell in love with such a yellow-haired girl. Sigh ......"
Lingxi's girl didn't feel that this sentence was quite right.
She was not afraid, and approached to reason with the old lady.
"What do you say?"
Seeing that the old lady's eyes lit up, when Lingxi got closer, she grabbed Lingxi's arm and wanted to pull the girl out of the corridor.
"It's so heavy......"
The old lady gritted her teeth, and the protective body of the water rhinoceros beast with both hands was so black that she didn't want to let go.
Before Lingxi could react, she looked at the old lady's eyes and changed, "Hmph...... Can't stop me! ”
Miss Lingxi felt creepy for a moment, and when she saw the ghosts flickering frequently, she asked the septuagenarian mother-in-law to touch it all over her body.
"What are you doing?" Ye Beigang put on a new spiritual robe, went downstairs with Wu Ming and his baggage, and saw this scene at the entrance of the building.
Lingxi hurriedly retreated, and the cuffs of the hospital gown were torn off by the mother-in-law, who was probably dyed with the breath of the underworld, and her body was cold.
"Stinky boy......" The old lady threw the rag in her hand, her expression was unruly, and there was a smile in her eyes.
"Li Ah ......" Ye Bei spit out half of his words.
Old lady: "If you dare to call me auntie, I won't leave." ”
"Sister." Ye Bei immediately changed his face with a serious professional smirk, and the speed of changing his face was as fast as that of a Sichuan opera actor.
Lingxi realized that Mr. Ye and this old lady were old acquaintances.
Seeing that Mrs. Li had disgust in her eyes, she looked like Mama Rong who had excellent acting skills in the TV series, hanging her eyebrows and sticking out her tongue, pointing at Ling Xi behind Ye Bei.
"Xiao Yezi, why do you fall in love with such a mother-in-law."
Ye Bei: "It's not ......"
Mrs. Li seemed to have determined her inner judgment and couldn't listen to people's words, and continued.
"In addition to the bit of chest meat, there is nothing to see, and he is not handsome enough, and he is short enough to be able to Kefu, although he can't touch the peach bones, looking at the big-eyed and godless appearance, he is also a defective product with a lack of heart, maybe one day people will be abducted and run away, how can you keep this poor sour boy? Ay...... My sister is worried about you. ”
"I don't know about her before...... Right now...... It's not ......" Ye Bei remembered when he was not poor: "You listen to me......"
Mrs. Li frowned coldly, blocked the door, and looked like she didn't want to leave without finishing her words.
"Don't let me say it yet? Long enough? Your parents are all matched by me, without me there is no you! ”
"Okay......" Ye Bei turned to Lingxi and whispered to persuade him, "Old man, be considerate." ”
Lingxi heard that the two little eyebrows were about to become a line, making the number of people worthless, and it was not a good feeling in her heart.
Listen to Mrs. Li's gossip again.
"Little leaf, listen to your sister." Mrs. Li turned her words, her palms were scorched black by the bare body of the spirit beast, rubbed off a little dead skin, held the dragon's head cane and stomped on the ground, "If you really like people, hurry up and cook raw rice and mature rice, the child is here, isn't she desperate to follow you?" I touched it, although this figure is a little second, but it is suitable for birth and raising, and things can't be delayed for a long time. ”
Ye Bei saw Grandma Li's thief's eyebrows, and almost said, "She is in charge of her love life." "It's sent out, Rao is Ye Bei's brain is spinning fast, and Grandma Li has grown up watching it, otherwise where would you have thought of this matchmaker's means of pretending to be black-faced and matchmaking?
"That's right, her figure can not only be a housewife, but also a master." Ye Bei categorically wouldn't be fooled, and the single golden sentence was sent out.
"You!" Grandma stared angrily, and there was a ghostly aura around her, as if she was greatly stimulated.
Ye Bei calmly: "What's wrong with me, I ......"
Looking at Lingxi's appearance again, she seemed to have been wronged and muttered.
"Why are you so counted...... Why...... A ...... who is still dressed in fancy clothes when he is old"
Mrs. Li covered her face, looking like she hated iron but not steel.
"That's it, Xiao Yezi, after your father and mother walked more than half a step, they have always asked me to find a good girl for you, and every time you make you yellow, alas. At first I thought you liked women, then I thought you liked men, but now I think you don't like people at all. ”
Ye Bei looked out at the neighbors in the streets and alleys, and made sure that there were no strange faces, if the wandering spirit came to take the money, it would inevitably be a ghost dispute, he put his mind at ease and turned back to reason with his grandmother.
"Thank you for your bother, I still have something to do, have you borrowed it?"
Mrs. Li spread out her hands, revealing her blackened palms, and her every move was self-evident.
Ye Bei hurriedly took out a jar of forgetful tea, saluted Grandma, and handed a jar to Lingxi.
Ye Bei: "Eliminate gas, all eliminate gas." ”
On the front foot, I also heard Lingxi's words: "How can she judge people by her appearance......"
After watching Grandma Li drink the tea, new skin grew in the palms of her two hands, her body was raised by a foot, her skin became smooth and elastic, her two bright eyes were like a bright moon, her hot red lips could drip blood, a soap-colored black skirt couldn't cover the ****, her convex and backward figure looked dry, her silver hair became blonde, and her gourd hairpin was tied into a fallen horse bun, as if she came from a painting, and she was as beautiful as a fairy.
The tea can in Lingxi's hand fell to the ground, and the lid forgot to open it.
"I'll judge people by their appearance, what's the matter?" Grandma Li...... No, Sister Li smiled, and there were thousands of charms between her lips and teeth.
"Lost......" Lingxi's face turned pale, like being devoured by thunder.
Ye Bei picked up the teapot and hurriedly gave the girl a sip.
"Hold on! Hold...... We're counting on you for this copy. ”
Sister Li took the hairpin, and the spirit body returned to the appearance of twilight years, "Xiao Yezi, then, if you encounter trouble in the past few days and break the gourd, I will bring the neighbors to find you to help you." After all, in the past ten years, everyone has received a lot of favors from you, and seeing that you are not a human or a ghost, I won't ask much sister, and there is one more thing ......"
Ye Bei had just finished rescuing the girl, and after listening to Mrs. Li's words, he recalled this person in his heart.
This sister was originally the top singer of Paramount in Hong Kong, named Li Zhaojun, who fell in love with a cream student who wrote poetry, followed people back to Hengyin, like to be a matchmaker, the husband and wife grew old together, but Sister Zhaojun used to live too much at night, and she liked to drink in her later years, and her health was not good.
"Okay, sister, you leave the things you want to hold in the mailbox, and I will deliver them."
Li Zhaojun smiled with relief and stepped out of the way: "Okay, good leaves." ”
Ye Bei took the hairpin, and the group walked out of the alley.
Along the way, Lingxi saw those grandparents and grandparents seeing Ye Bei, and they all bowed and thanked them. I saw that there was an extra mushroom-headed little brother behind Ye Bei, carrying a coffin and a big iron rod behind his back, his eyes were covered with black cloth, and he was holding a red rope in his hand to tell the boss to hold it steadily, giving people the feeling that GAYGAY, the boss led the way to this little brother, and the little brother was silent and stuffy. She didn't want to ask, so she had to ask Ye Bei.
"Boss, who is this little brother?"
Ye Bei replied: "Wu Ming, the main output of our regiment." ”