Chapter 187: I'm Your Connector
The winter night in Hengyin City comes early.
At this time, the lights slowly climb up the signboard of the office building, illuminating the continuous flow of guests coming and going at the high-speed rail station.
Mr. Ye pinched the cold handle of the suitcase, took Qiqi's little hand, and waited outside the waiting room for a long time, and finally waited for the logistics summons of the Tianma branch.
The temperature outside the high-speed rail station is not low, and there are seventeen or eight degrees. But it is said that the cold in the south is a magic attack, and the clothes can't resist the cold humidity at all.
asked Ye Bei to scold with a foul mouth.
"! I'm so cold that I'm shrinking into my belly......"
After a while, he took Qiqi and his luggage to clear customs, and carefully greeted Tianma's logistics brothers.
"Can you still do pet check-in...... The kind without an ID card, really, she is not scratching, this time she is absolutely not scratching. β
Ah Poor raised his eyebrows slightly, didn't say a word, couldn't spit out a complete sentence in his mouth, pretended to be crazy and stupid, pretended to be deaf and dumb, and used the cleverness in his eyes towards a few Pegasus' little brothers.
"Ah...... Ahh~~Ahh......h Ahbaa Baba......"
The brocade rat came out of Qiqi's neckline at that time.
"Grandma Tiger, call me?"
Qi Qi pouted in disgust: "I didn't call you!" Get back! β
At that time, Tianma's little brothers were bewitched by Qiqi and almost regarded Mr. Ye as a human trafficker.
After a lot of explanations, Ye Bei took Ah Poor to board the train to the north.
ββThe destination of this trip is Jinmen, which is a temporary commission from the [Hongluan] Department of the Tianshu General Administration, for a pair of small objects to marry [bone corpse].
The so-called "bone corpse", also called "carrying a paper sedan chair", is the meaning of being a matchmaker and a dark marriage.
It's not a big deal, and Mr. Yin Marriage and Soul Remover in other places can also do it, but this trip is on the way, and I go to Jinmen and then to the north, and I have to go to Daxinganling to return to the headquarters to make a debriefing report, and I have to check and check the body that has received the blood of a hunter.
Therefore, Mr. Ye did not shout that the wives who could fight and were capable came with him, delaying his own few mothers to make money to support the family, not to mention, this litter of foxes is different, and all of them are as beautiful as fairies.
After all, this is still a face-looking society, isn't it? If you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves.
Mr. Ye adheres to the principle of simplicity in everything, and only brings Qiqi.
Two [people] take the high-speed rail special class, the journey is more than 1,600 kilometers, and it takes more than seven hours to get off the train.
With nothing to do, Qi Qi took out a bottle of olive oil from his pocket, shook it between his fingers, and discussed it with Mr. Ye.
"Your dead fox is gone...... Press my back? β
Ye Bei was sitting in a precarious position, dignified and decent.
"No~~ No, you can't."
Qi Qi is familiar with the way and hangs on the slave's neck with one hand, and is almost close to Abei: "To be reasonable, we have been spending less and less time alone in the past two months, my good minion, look back and think about how you used to massage my beast body?" Are you shy at this time? Don't forget, my body was originally your [female body]. β
Ye Bei was expressionless: "I'm sorry, I'm narcissistic." β
Qi Qi unscrewed the lid of the olive oil: "Dijiang ......"
Without waiting for her to finish, Ye Beiguangsu took the vegetable fat from Qi Qi's hand, unzipped the fiber suit on her back, and put her on the sofa with one knee, starting the work of Tianshu No. 12580 massage technician.
"Hmm......" Poor Qi laughed contentedly, feeling the minion's busy groveling attitude, smiling so much that he showed four fangs and a long scarlet tongue, "haha...... Hahahaha! β
The two chatted sentence by sentence.
Ye Bei asked: "Ah poor, aren't you worried?" β
Qi Qi leaned back on the sofa bench, his arms pillowed, and his eyes squinted comfortably.
"What's there to worry about?"
"Dijiang."
"Why are you worried about this fat boy?"
"Now you can still live such a comfortable fairy life, if I collect the wind and go to cut the Emperor River, I am afraid you will not have a good time."
"Don't be afraid...... When the sky fell, there were minions on top, and when I shouted for help, didn't you hear it? There was a sense of confidence in Qiqi's eyes, but it sounded like a perfunctory word.
"When you shout for help?" Ye Bei was puzzled.
Qi Qi explained: "I'll leave you a thread at that time. β
During the war with Phuket, Qiqi left a [lifeline] for Ye Bei with a scarf.
Ye Bei: "Hmm...... Isn't that common sense? When you see such a strange line on the road, of course you will try to keep up. β
"Hmph......" Qi Qi showed a subtle and disdainful smile, as if some evil taste in his heart had been satisfied.
Why is she so happy?
If the Qiqi Tiger encounters an opponent that is difficult to match, its little dog-legged minions can't run away, where can they come back to save her like Ye Bei?
Mr. Ye pressed all the way down the spine of the tiger girl, and the technique was in place, and the force reached the point.
A moment of mental and physical satisfaction made Qiqi hiss with pleasure.
"Ah...... Miraculous Evil Spell ......"
Ye Bei said again: "I still don't mention this stubble, I will be flustered when I mention it, I am such an honest person, I can't stand the spiritual attack of peeing cow pills." β
"Huh...... Honestly, can you hear what people say? Innocent tea tea? Qi Qi scolded: "You can have a face......
Ye Bei was silent and concentrated on his work.
After pressing his back, he drew another small stool and began to serve his master's leg.
Hearing that Ye Bei didn't answer, Ah Poor began to ask about the two mission targets entrusted this time, that is, the bride and groom of the underworld marriage.
"What is the origin of these two people, they actually want you to marry a heroic idol of the people of the underworld, how big a face? Did I agree? Know that you are worth a lot now...... Cha Chazi, is the appearance fee clear? β
Ye Bei: "How to come...... That's it. β
He held the phone in his mouth and handed it to Qi Qi, and his two greasy hands gently rubbed Ah Qi's ankles and toe knuckles.
Poor Qi flipped through the details of the mission objectives.
The man who married was a farmer from Taiping Town, a suburb of Jinmen City, was thirty-six years old, surnamed Bai, called Bai Hongtao, and was also a person from Tianshu, who belonged to the [Special Operations Group] like Ye Bei, but the number on the information was very high, it was [666].
According to the folk saying that the family refers to three generations of marriage, Bai Hongtao's grandfather who gave him three generations of finger cutting is considered a rich peasant. Later, the family fell into the middle of the road, and when it fell into the hands of this generation of Young Master Bai, there was only one acre and three points of land left, and he seemed to be an ordinary person in the information.
Since the man is an ordinary family and is still alive in the world, the other couple at the wedding banquet is naturally a ghost.
The bride's surname is Meng, her full name is Meng Nanke, and she is twenty-five years old when she counts Yin Shou.
Since the Ming Dynasty, the surname of the Meng family has taken root in all parts of the country, and its birthplace is Henan, Hebei and Jiaodong.
Judging from the genealogy mentioned in the target information, the ancestor of Nanke girl was a leather cloth merchant of the Jiangnan Weaving Department, and traced back to the north, which was a big family a hundred years ago, and is also a huge wealth now, and it is also related to Tianshu.
Although the groom and bride are eleven years apart, finger marriage is a slap in the face, how many years have been the reform and opening up, where is there an arranged marriage, it must be interesting for both men and women to succeed.
It's a pity......
The bride died of illness three years ago, at the age of twenty-twoβthe cause of which has not yet been given, and the groom has never been heard from.
The Tianshu General Administration has always wanted to arrange for the [Hongluan] department to supplement the certificate for the pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, but the groom's whereabouts are ethereal and he does not know his whereabouts.
A few days ago, Bai Hongtao returned to the Tianshu General Administration to report on his work, and only then picked up the matter again and handed it over to Ye Bei.
The soul of the bride has long been missing, and it has not become a spiritual disaster, and the underworld marriage is to go through the motions and make a formality, which is an explanation from the Meng family to the Bai family.
Speaking of which, when Ye Bei turned to the last page.
He couldn't help but just grab Qiqi's feet, and the master grinned in pain.
Accompanying assistant: Ruyi Zen master.
At that time, Ye Bei thought secretly in his heart......
ββOriginally, it was the work of carrying a sedan chair with a bone corpse to do ingots, candles, blowing suona, and handing over the door post, and then it was not enough to give the newcomer the entire five animals and three animals to the god offering table, how can I say that it will be done?
Why did you shout this sullen bald donkey?
Originally, the task notes were all "Easy and Easy", but they all seemed to have become [Hell Difficulty].
Let's look at the performance bonus and performance evaluation on the task delegation.
[Performance evaluation criteria: marriage within one month]
[Performance bonus: 480,000]
This reward is comparable to the [Repentance] level spiritual disaster, which made Ye Bei wonder if it was Su Yushu who went through the back door to give his old public Xiaozao.
Qi Qi sneered: "What are you afraid of? Besides your wife, what else have you been afraid of in this world? β
Ye Bei pouted: "Who said I'm afraid of my wife?" β
Qi Qi turned to laugh: "How did you get into the door when you just came back from London?" Remember? β
- Ye Bei remembered that the wives at home had reacted very radically when they learned that he had been injected with hunter's blood.
Dingchun asked, "Who hit something into Abei's body?" What is it? Aren't you afraid of death? β
Dongxue is meaningless: "It doesn't matter, other people's body fluids are the same as the orthography on his body, one day we can develop a new way to play." β
Thinking of this, Ye Bei shuddered.
Qi Qi clutched his stomach and smiled quite tastelessly: "Are you afraid?" Hahaha......"
"That's what I said." Ye Bei replied calmly: "They care about me and worry about my health, I can understand their good intentions, but the reality is very cruel, how to say equal rights at present, this society still worships male power, whether at home or outside, I am the head of the family, no matter how I say it, it is ......"
The phone rings, and the special prompt ringtones.
It's my wife!
Ye Bei wiped his hands at an unbelievable speed, wiped off the grease, and pulled the zipper of his daughter's fiber suit, wrapped it tightly, as if he was a thief, and returned to the state of sitting in danger.
The phone was answered before the third bell rang off.
on the phone.
Dingchun asked, "Ah Bei, have you gotten in the car?" β
Ye Bei whispered softly and greeted with a smile: "Eh! Watch out for your liver! ~Little Baby! ~ Your big cutie Beibei and little cutie poor are safe to get on the bus! What about high-speed rail! It's safe and fast. Big train woo woo! ~~β
"Hey, hey, hey......" Dingchun was beaten back by these sweet and silly coquettish attacks: "That's good, remember to add clothes when you go to the north and protect yourself." Did I give you a drink of the soup? Are autumn pants added? β
Ye Bei hurriedly took out two small cups from the suitcase, gave them to Qi Qi, and together with the master, he used a soup spoon and gestures to the wife and the adults on the video call.
"I'm just going to drink it!" Ye Bei tasted it himself, and then poured another sip into the master, "Super ~~~ delicious!" β
Then he rolled up his trouser legs again, revealing the warm autumn pants inside.
"Look! It's all worn, it's the super cold-proof armor that Fox prepared for Beibei! β
Let's skip the disgusting and sticky earthy love stories.
Up to the last few sentences.
"My wife is playing games at home! I'll be back soon after moving this brick! β
"Hmmm! Husband, if you want to come on, I will do it too! β
"Fox bye-bye!"
"Bye bye-bye, North North! Is this a husband and wife worshipping? Hahaha! β
Wait for the video call to finish.
Qi Qi looked at Ye Bei's expression as if he was mentally retarded.
Ye Bei returned to normal, and just wanted to speak: "That...... You listen to me. β
Qi Qi: "Iron bones Zheng Zheng tea tea." β
Ye Bei: "Actually, ......"
Qi Qi: "Masculinity Chachazi." β
Ye Bei: "It's not ......"
Qi Qi: "The head of the family is Chachazi." β
Ye Bei: "Wait a minute. β
Qi Qi: "Tut-tut." β
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The southernmost township of Jinmen, Taiping Town.
Three o'clock in the morning.
Mr. Ye threw away his luggage at the hotel, and also threw away the tiredness of the journey.
Taiping Town is near the sea, and it is also a literary and artistic town where pottery, wood art, calligraphy and painting art are gathered.
He leaned against the window, feeling the dry and cold wind coming in through the cracks in the window, and looked at the small terraces and large iron bells in the streets and alleys of the ancient cultural theme under the lanterns.
There are two schools in the foreground, the town's middle school and primary school, and further east is the North Port, and a little to the south, two more comical and familiar place names.
One is the name of the street, which is called [Xingchenli].
The name of the other production team is called [Alliance].
When leaving, you can go to Jinmen Douzhuang Airport and fly directly to Tianshu headquarters, with convenient transportation.
Looking at the street scene outside the window, Ye Bei's heart felt a sense of tranquility.
Not far from the farm is the food factory, the fish pond and the technical school are adjacent, the small town has just started, and it has not yet turned into a solemn and gorgeous steel jungle, you can see the soil, smell the earthy smell of fragrant grass in the soil.
"That's nice......"
He just said that.
Outside the window, there were a few noisy shouts from downstairs!
"Sister! Sister, why are you going? Have you looked at my cricket? β
Listen to the sound of a bit of alcohol.
and listened to the two of them replying to each other.
"Donor, I'm not your sister! I'm your connector. β
"What the hell! How does your hair grow? Play with your heart, sister? β
Ye Bei recognized the voice of a Zen master.
He looked down and saw that the Zen master was dressed in regular clothes, with a shoulder-length wig on his head, as if he was doing [disguise] for the secrecy of the mission, but this disguise did not look like a normal person.
Accompanied by the Zen master, there is also a lean man No. 1, who looks to be in his thirties, with a sloppy beard, holding an iron gourd in his hand, and taking a few sips of it, he is drunk, and he thinks it is Bai Hongtao, the groom of the underworld marriage in the mission.
Listen to their conversation again.
For example, a Zen master's hair fluttering: "Don't be crazy, don't be crazy. β
Bai Hongtao's drunken eyes were hazy, and he reported to his home: "Sister, acquaintance is fate, listen to my two words, don't change your name and sit down without changing your surname, Jiaodong Silver Sword Xiaobawang, Bai Hongtao, the word Yutang!" Not asked? β
For example, a Zen master looked embarrassed.
"The name of the law is the same as ......"
"Sister, are you a monk? Hey, I'm stunned, I want to call Mrs. Shi, hey, Mrs. Shi! β
"I'm a man."
"Ugh." Bai Hongtao sighed, changed to standard Mandarin, and stepped forward to hug the Zen master's shoulder: "Shitai walks at night, because she is afraid of men, don't worry, I am not a reckless man with bad intentions, I am already a mature man, I can protect you!"
For example, where can a Zen master reason with this drunkard, in a hurry, he has to roar angrily.
"Don't come here! Don't come here! β
At this moment, Ye Bei jumped down from the window to recognize his colleagues.
The Zen master's mind moved, and the double knife magic weapon on his waist ignited a raging karmic fire.
It's karma coming!
Without looking back, the Zen master decisively drew his knife and cut his karma, and the fire was brilliant.
Ye Bei was caught off guard, and his head was divided when he landed.
The Zen master recognized Ye Bei's face, slapped his head, and took pictures of the wig.
"Sin!"
Bai Hongtao immediately stayed away, standing under the street lamp, biting his fingers and looking melancholy.
"Shitai is from Shanxi?"
If you want to find Ye Bei's head, you have to combine the corpses of the ghosts into one.
"Yes, yes, I'm from Taiyuan, Shanxi, it seems that you are quite sober."
Bai Hongtao casually gave Ruyi a name.
"Is it Shanxi Taiyuan Flame Knife?"
"What's with what......"
For example, a Zen master held a head in his hand and wanted to fight on Ye Bei's neck.
"I'm your connector!"