Chapter 611: The Protagonist Group, I'm Different from You (67)
Leaving from the small village, Qian Qian's convoy officially entered the mountain, Qian Qian felt that if she was really as Lu Chenyi said, she was now recognized as an official member of the team, then her position must be the leader's hard driver. There may be people in other cars who change shifts, but her car has always been the only driver, and there is always a leader sitting in the car, either Zhu Yuhan or Lu Chenyi.
What's even more tragic is that since Zhu Yuhan didn't plan to hide the space in front of Qian Qian and Lu Chenyi, he waved his hand one day and confiscated all the materials in Qian Qian's back seat, so Qian Qian's daily work became that she was forced to drive in front, and a leader fell asleep in the back seat.
"I said Captain!" Qian Qian looked in the rearview mirror while driving hard: "Can we find someone to change shifts with me?" Seeing your old man sleeping, I also think I'm sleepy. ”
"Drive well," Zhu Yuhan, who was lying in the back seat, didn't open his eyes: "After eating so much ice cream from me, how can I work without working too much!" ”
"Captain," Speaking of ice cream, Qian Qian asked curiously, "Do you have a little girl at home?" ”
"Nope." This time, Zhu Yuhan opened his eyes strangely: "Why do you ask that?" ”
"There's no little girl at home, why do you collect so much ice cream? It's not too nutritious, it's just delicious. Qian Qian scratched his head: "Do you love to eat very much?" ”
"Probably to trick someone who loves ice cream into doing my job honestly." Zhu Yuhan smiled and glanced at Qian Qian, and closed his eyes again.
"I'm going to tell Captain Road!" Qian Qian stared at the back of the car in front of him hatefully: "Let's just say that you gave him steak to trick a meat-loving guy into working." ”
"That's right." Zhu Yuhan closed his eyes and grinned: "These materials are all prepared by me for my family, but even if I am a family, I can't improve the food if I don't work, my rules are like this!" Be content, you, you and Chenyi still have something to improve the food, don't Dongzi and them eat military rations the same? I have limited power, and I can only afford to feed you both. ”
"Alas!" Qian Qian rolled his eyes: "When did I say that I was not satisfied with the food!" I'm going to Y City soon, and when I get home, I'll probably be eating biscuits and instant noodles with my brother. I said Captain, remember to go into the city and return my supplies to me quickly! These things are all my belongings, and I have spent all my salary, and I want to take them back to my parents and brother. ”
"Look at your stingy look!" Zhu Yuhan opened his eyes slightly and glanced at Qian Qian: "You are in the army, can you still lack supplies?" When you arrive in Y City, you all belong to me and Chenyi's direct subordinates, and belong to the core force of the Southeast Military Region, and your treatment will definitely be higher than that of other troops in the Military Region, you alone should be able to support your parents, and your younger brother should be eighteen this year, right? The young men worked in the surviving volunteer team, and it was always okay to be fed, and the whole family did not need to rely on government relief supplies. ”
"That's right," Qian Qian rolled his eyes: "But why do you and Captain Lu always talk to each other, I'm not a soldier, and I don't have a formal establishment, can the military region be willing to send me supplies!" ”
"It's all at this time, who still pays attention to those false procedures." Zhu Yuhan stretched out his hand and pointed to the convoy in front of him: "These people were all brought out by me and Chen Yi from the special forces training camp, and they were all selected from various units across the country to participate in special training. Right now, you are rushing to ask for these precious combat resources, and my brother wishes you could honestly stay in his Southeast Military Region. ”
"Why do you feel like you're on a thief ship......" Qian Qian muttered quietly.
"You're only now reacting?" Zhu Yuhan laughed: "The reaction is too slow!" Do you think it's okay for you to say you don't want to be a soldier now? It's late! You have been forcibly conscripted into the army, and you have honestly taken root in the army, ready to fight for the great cause of fighting zombies for the rest of your life! ”
"What's going on with these people in our team!" Qian Qian sighed vigorously: "It's all you and Captain Lu who didn't take the lead!" I'm a woman! Female! Your team is full of young men, why do you keep me as a woman? Can you remember it longer, don't keep remembering my gender. ”
"Remember!" Zhu Yuhan closed his eyes again, and said in a lazy tone: "Don't worry!" I'll keep all your tampons for you. I haven't seen this thing before, and I haven't thought about collecting, don't worry, I'll pay attention to help you collect points when I see it in the future, these things take up a lot of space, it's not very convenient, I'll help you hold it in the future, you need to find me. ”
"You...... You ......" Qian Qian's face suddenly turned into a big red cloth, and he couldn't say a whole sentence for a long time. Even if she is a thick-skinned dragon, it seems that she is still slightly inferior to the thick-skinned protagonist. Zhu Yuhan, a big man, discusses the topic of tampons so naturally, as if he is discussing a quilt, and his skills are so profound, Qian Chuanzi can only retreat helplessly.
"What am I?" Zhu Yuhan said in a natural tone: "If you have any other requirements, mention them as soon as possible." Don't even think about running, it's impossible! Strong in combat and can also be used as a monitor, it's just a natural special soldier, let you run away and see the hell! Don't worry, tampons, it's definitely enough, and I also let Chen Yi also open his eyes, so that he doesn't know it. Don't worry, he will also pay attention to help you collect it in the future. ”
I wipe !! Qian Qian pinched the steering wheel and grinded his teeth viciously: "7788!" Can I beat the male protagonist?! ”
As a result, before 7788 could answer, Zhu Yuhan chased after him with another aggravating sentence: "Alas, by the way, when you enter the city, you will tell me every month during your menstrual period in the future." Let's try not to go out on a mission during your menstrual period, because in the future, the zombie level will be higher, and it will be more sensitive to the smell of blood, which is not safe. ”
Lie down in a big groove!! Qian Qian's face suddenly darkened by half. Did this guy really treat her like a woman? Yes! Bastard, I want to beat people!!
After thinking about it for a long time, the dragon set of Jun Qian skewers who couldn't let it out in one breath stared at the road ahead, and said a sentence very seriously: "I wish the captain, I wish you to be a single dog for a lifetime!" ”
"Thank you, Jiyan." Zhu Yuhan was so thick-skinned that he didn't care about Qian Qian's yin and yang weirdness at all: "However, do I look like I'm so incompetent?" ”
"This represents my good intentions." Classmate Qian Chuanzi continued to maintain a serious face: "But if you are willing to get together with Captain Lu, of course, those of us who are subordinates have no opinion, at least the two of them are handsome guys, and they look eye-catching." ”
"You damn girl!" Zhu Yuhan finally couldn't lie down, rubbed it and sat up straight, pinching a tube of potato chips out of nowhere and knocking Qian Qian's head: "Can you still have a good chat!" ”
"I'm just having a good chat." Qian didn't look back, stretched out one hand to grab the potato chips, sandwiched them under the arm holding the steering wheel, and with the other hand, he neatly opened the lid and took out the potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth and chewed viciously, making a "crunch" crunching sound, as if chewing Zhu Yuhan's bones.