Chapter Forty-Nine: Time Flies
The mountain rain is pouring and the waves are turbulent.
The scarred cliffs are washed by the waves of the river branches, and the mountain structure becomes precarious.
"Su Xingchen, Su Xingchen! Did you hear that? Ye Bei covered his neckline and put the Bluetooth headset to his mouth, but the bad weather and the spirit behind him affected the signal.
"Brother Ye, we have to go." Although Wu Ming's eyes couldn't see, he could also hear the rapid movement of the flash flood.
"The guests haven't arrived yet, and the tea party hasn't even started...... I don't like to give up halfway. Ye Bei's burden was already full, and he grabbed the spirit card and threw it into the open space behind him, "Look at her...... Look at this girl's Carslan beauty with big eyes. β
Lingxi's little skirt poked out pieces of branches, rolling up the spiritual position and handing it out, she was trying to open the garbage, to bring out her "friends", her eyes were stubborn.
Wu Ming: "I can't see it. β
"Then look with your heart." Ye Bei said.
Wu Ming's blindfolded eyes began to flash red in the black clothβnow he finally saw it.
In the Zhenshui Spirit Temple, the spirit body of the giant rhino was originally attached to the scarlet spots, all of which were the spirits of the mountain spirits and wild monsters, and without the spirit card incense offering, they were hidden in the stone rhino's law body, sucking the spirit body of the heavenly beast to survive, and from time to time one or two red eggs left the body of the stone rhino, turned into a ball of red light, and flew into the spirit card behind Ye Bei.
"What stupid are you doing...... Minion. Qi Qi hid under the King Kong umbrella and said coldly: "Mr. Yin and Yang ~ What about your own job?" ~What about your work ethic? ~What about your commitment? ~β
Ye Bei said nine words without thinking.
"Overtime pay."
"Performance Award."
"Dried fish."
Every spirit is considered an endangered species, and he doesn't believe that the tablets of these spirits can't be exchanged for money when they are sent to Tianshu.
The cat's pupils became rounded, and he involuntarily burrowed into the rain.
"What kind of spell is this......"
It spit out disgusted sentences, two pink little paws held the spirit card, and the poor little head seemed to think a lot in an instant, and the sleepy expression on the cat's face flashed.
At that moment, it was thinking about the meaning of the spiritual position, and it was also thinking about its name......
A long, long time ago, during the Laba Festival, the ritual of "chasing away the epidemic" was held, and the poor would eat the poisonous Gu that harmed people in preparation for a healthy and healthy New Year.
There are also humans who have made spirit cards for Qiqi.
Qi Qi muttered, threw the tablet behind Ye Bei, and every time he remembered the prayers from his spirit card, he felt that mortals were extremely stubborn, stupid and greedy.
"Noisy ......"
After complaining, the clean cat owner began to dig garbage with the minions.
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Downstairs in Yebei's rental house, every household collected their clothes and closed their doors and windows, preparing for the typhoon and heavy rain that occurred once in more than ten years in Hengyin City.
Next to the small white circle used for the sacrifice of the Midyear Festival, there are no ghosts, gods and no people.
In the canopy of the food stall next to the archway, there are more than 50 neighbors, all of whom are elderly grandparents, their faces are bloodless, their bodies are ethereal, and they are all returnees who have come back to get money.
Sister Zhaojun sat among the ghosts, with the appearance of an old dragon clock, and an unstoppable wit in her eyes, sweeping the Huiyang guests in the hall from time to time, rarely looking at each other, and the other party was a thief with a weak heart, and dared to be angry and did not dare to speak.
Sister Zhaojun said: "Xiao Yezi is in trouble, I'm going to help him, what do my brothers and sisters think?" β
A lame old man continued: "How can we take care of Mr. Yin Yang with a group of old, weak, sick and disabled?" Sister Zhaojun, you are embarrassing ......"
A rich grandmother echoed: "Yes, when we were alive, we did good deeds and accumulated virtues, and finally got a temporary residence permit in more than half a step, and returned to Yang for a few days, if there is an accident in the yang, I am afraid that ghosts will not be able to do it." β
A twilight white beard retorted: "Xiao Li, do you want to be reincarnated?!" I still have to watch my grandson for a few more years, you have to go alone, don't pull the neighbors!"
It's more of the whispers of the old ghosts in the hall.
"I also want to take a case of money in peace, this ...... the hell"
"The kid surnamed Ye, are you familiar?"
"Uncooked, uncooked..."
"I clearly remember that he did your white things!"
"What nonsense...... This kid has recently made himself a ghost, I'm afraid he has become a monster, I don't care if you don't want to be a ghost! Hum! β
A fat grandfather stood up in the stall, blew his beard and glared, dropped two cruel words, and went home.
However, after a few tens of seconds, only Li Zhaojun's grandmother was left in the store that was originally full of ghosts.
She was calm and relaxed, and after another minute, two little dolls ran in at the door, with a weak face on their faces, holding a tea pot of forget-you-worry tea in their hands, a total of two bottles, and put them on the table.
"That's what Grandma said, right?" The older boy asked his younger brother.
The younger brother took out a yellowed envelope from his trouser pocket and looked down for a long time, as if he couldn't read all the words.
"That's right! It's this! Grandpa said that Grandma's letter contained this and asked us to bring it over. β
Li Zhaojun stood up on crutches, looked at the two little grandsons, his face was smiling, and the folds on his skin were counted as traces of time.
"Good boy, good boy."
The two dolls seemed to feel something, and looked at Li Zhaojun, and the older brother took out Ye Bei's door key from his pocket and carefully put it back on the table.
Li Zhaojun gently pinched the soft flesh on his little grandson's face.
"Hahaha...... Xiao Yezi, you just learned to steal, but you didn't learn to prevent theft. β
She wanted to take a few more looks, stay a little longer, and wait until her daughter-in-law led the dolls back to the house, and Sister Zhaojun unveiled the tea can.
"Wait a minute!"
Listening to a loud shout, the fat old man just now sneaked back.
Seeing that he was embarrassed, his face was full of embarrassment, and he stepped forward to ask for a pot of tea.
"Let's go together...... My Rituals...... It was indeed the kid who did it. β
"I see that you have opened up another family, you must be coveting my beauty."
Sister Zhaojun's tone at the moment was like a small leaf.
No, it's better to say that Ye Bei has been mixed with Sister Zhaojun for a long time when he was young, and he has a little bit of a personality in his original personality.
"A few old immortals...... What can it be used for? Just take a good look at your son and grandson at home, they are all useless. The fat old man had a big belly, straightened his waist and drank the tea.
Seeing that his figure was more than a few inches taller, a large greasy vest was replaced by a white shirt, a suit and leather shoes, a fat body like snow seeing the sun, completely disappeared, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his face, long hair shoulder-length, and a small purple floral cloth belt tied behind his head.
"Yo yo~" Sister Zhaojun drank the tea soup and became the year of Shaohua, a pair of peach blossom eyes looked at the glasses brother, "Isn't it handsome?" Introduce you to a few rich women? β
"Let's go, didn't you say the stinky boy is in trouble? Without further ado. "Fat man...... No, it should be called a four-eyed pretty boy, he rubs his arms and legs, as if he is adapting to his young body.
"In such a hurry? If my old man knew, he would go to your ancestral grave to pee, he has diabetes, don't dislike this love when the time comes! Sister Zhaojun raised her eyebrows.
"Hush." The four-eyed boy rolled his eyes, not wanting to talk to Mrs. Li for a long time, but when the two walked out of the stall gate, they stopped together.
Outside the door, there were more than forty returnees standing neatly, they were drenched in the rain, listening to the muffled thunder in the sky that could wipe out the ghosts and gods, and holding the tea of forgetting worries in their hands.
Zhaojun saw that two latecomers hurriedly ran out of the corridor of Yebei's rental house, and they couldn't stop shouting-
"Wait a minute! Wait for me! Let's go again! β
The wall clock on the wall points to 10:30.
The ghosts downstairs raise their glasses in celebration of the New Year of the dead.
There was an old man standing at the entrance of the alley, bent over his waist, holding an umbrella, his eyes cloudy, looking at Li Zhaojun.
That's Grandma Li's wife.
It is the [Little Poet] of the [Big Star].
Li Zhaojun: "Hey! β
She waved at her lover, not knowing if the other person could see it, but she didn't care.
"Poor boy! - Listen up! β
She roared in a low voice, bent over hard, and the dragon head staff in her hand became the appearance of a microphone, as if she wanted to shout out all the thoughts of Yang Shou and Yin Shou.
"The money I pay to sing a song can afford all the poems you've written in your lifetime! So I'll buy it for the rest of your life! I'm not happy! β
"I spent all my life savings after buying you, and now I'm a poor bastard again! I'm going to sing! β
"Can you hear me?"
Sister Zhaojun had a bit of determination in her eyes.
"See you Mua again!"
As if he had heard something, the old man leaned forward slightly, and asked his daughter-in-law to take him into the house.
Li Zhaojun straightened her waist, like a queen in a nightclub, with her waist plugged in and her back to her lover.
"Let's go!"
In the deep rain curtain, there are "young" ghosts.
The yin wind agitated, and every household closed the curtains, as if they were afraid of the ghosts who came back to get money on Halloween, and beware of the evil spirits that stole the souls of children.