Hahahahaha

(This story is purely fictional)

A quiet dream has been coming for thousands of years, and the truth is still true and false.

The top of Kunlun Mountain in 1997.

Kunlun Mountain, known as the first immortal mountain in China, is spread in the world in the dojo of immortals, and the place where the immortals do not know how many. And how many splendid stories, myths and stories were born here, and they are widely spread. Legend has it that there is an immortal dojo on the top of Kunlun Mountain, and the fortunate can be accepted as an apprentice by the immortals, so that they can stay away from the red dust and become immortals one day. For a while, another layer of tulle was added to this immortal mountain. Mysterious, but more convincing.

It was midnight, and unlike the usual silence and beauty, Kunlun at this time was shrouded in layers of black clouds. Faintly, there seems to be a thunder dragon flipping into the clouds. It seems that the wind and rain are coming, and the wind is full of buildings. Everything is a sign of what is going to happen.

The wind was blowing, whistling, one at a time better than the other, as if it were about to blow away the clouds. Finally, the Thunder Dragon, ready to attack, was no longer satisfied with bending in the clouds, and was desperate to show his heavenly might to the world.

Boom Boom Boom !!

The pillar-like brontoresaurus slammed into the ground, wave after wave. Stir up the waves. But it has never destroyed a landscape, which is strange.

But that's how the vision happened. If someone looks down from above, they will know that the location of the Brontosaurus Impact is always the same place! And that place emitted a white light that was not weaker than the power of the heavens, or even better!

However, the white light seemed to envelop something.

Dozens of heavenly thunderbolts hit the white light in dozens of waves one after another, but they were dissolved by it again and again. The teeth of the Brontosaurus of hatred itched. The thunder dragon was unwilling to let out one last roar, and then hid in the clouds, and with them the dark clouds dispersed.

The moonlight swept the earth again. The gentle blowing of the differential is soothing the earth. Mount Kunlun returned to calm. Once again, it became fairyland-like, extraordinarily calm. It was as if it had just been a dream.

I saw that the white light gradually dissipated. A figure appeared. Slowly clear.

It was a young man, dressed very strangely. Wearing a Qing Dynasty green robe, stepping on green clouds. The breeze blew and blew the man's long hair flowing but not messy. Looks arrogant. It's a good look.

Bai Zhe's delicate skin shows a scholar-like temperament. The eyes full of vicissitudes that did not match his age, and the long and thick eyebrows could not hide the sorrow, and the long eyelashes meekly attached to his eyes. More verve. With a firm nose bridge and a moderately thick mouth, he is tall and moderate, but he is also handsome and extraordinary.

The man looked around cautiously and frowned. The thumb and index finger of the right hand are on the back of the ring on the middle finger of the left hand. He said calmly in his heart: "Extract world information." ”

I saw a voice in my head that only a man could hear.

"The world is being scanned... Scanning done... The data was extracted, and the data was extracted successfully. This world is modeled after the world where I had a date with a zombie. The present world is January 1, 1997. Location: Kunlun Mountain, China. The world is merging, and it is discovered that the host has the existence of the world resistance item, and the system is deranged and automatically erased. Everything goes back to zero. ”

"To compensate for the loss of the host. Three of the nine items can be drawn to make up for it. ”

The man's brows tightened, and it was not until he saw the nine items that he turned from sadness to joy. sighed that the system must be a high-quality product, and then when he found that he could only choose three, he secretly scolded the system again. That's all for compensation? Is it enough? You must know that those treasures are unusual, and if they are, they will not be mentioned for the time being.

"Item 1: Demon Refining Tower, which can refine the demons and monsters in the world, and refine the essential boutiques. Refined things can be collected under your command. ”

"Item 2: somersault cloud, somersault can fly out of 108,000 miles with one turn. It's really a weapon for escaping. ”

"Item 3: The blood of the general's heart can be turned into the same level as the initial general, and cannot be upgraded."

"Item 4: Drought Kui's Heart Essence Blood, which can be turned into the same level as the initial Drought Kui, and can be upgraded."

"Item 5: Golden hoop stick, necessary for subduing demons and subduing demons, you don't see Sun Dasheng who has a stick can make trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Item 6: Liangyi Taiji Diagram: Concealment of Identity, Armor."

"Item 7: A universal mansion, a mansion that can be large or small at will, with countless food, luxury cars, beautiful women, and wealth. A must-have for staycations. ”

"Item 8: Qiankun bag, with dozens of meters of space inside, a must-have for home travel."

"Item Nine: Bagua Four Elephant Diagram, which can avoid a deadly attack."

The man looked at the stars in his eyes, swallowed his saliva, although they were all good things, but he could only take three, so he began to fall into deep thought.

I had a date with a zombie, and this film and television drama was all the rage at the time, and I loved it very much. However, there are only some oversized boos in it. There are even strong people such as Pangu people, Nuwa, Fuxi and so on. If you want to intervene, you must have strong strength.

Among them, the universal mansion is directly excluded, the reason is very simple, this can be said to be a modern society, you dare to take out a mansion without real estate? Qiankun bags can also be excluded, and the system has the function of storing things, and there is no need to waste them. As for the Bagua Four Elephant Chart. It's very greedy, but you can only block it? What is it for? You know, the world has a lot of power.

In this way, now only the demon refining tower, somersault clouds, the essence blood of the generals' hearts, the essence of the hearts of the drought kui, and the two Yi Taiji diagrams.

Obviously, the somersault cloud can be out of the game, although this item has a good ability, if you can't beat it, you can run, right? But think about the opponent is a legendary power, tsk, I really don't want to go to outer space.

And the Demon Refining Tower itself can be said to like it very much. You can take the refined things under your command, so as long as you accept the generals or something, isn't it OK? Of course, this can only be thought of. In this world, the generals are from the Pangu tribe, who is Pangu? The one who opened the heavens and the earth! Is this a god or a demon? Besides, there must be a limit, yes, it's a pit! A huge pit, just waiting for yourself to jump down.

The man thought. Secretly scolded that the system was too pitiful.

So the items chosen by the man are very clear.

As the bloodline of the general's top bloodline in this world, the bloodline of the other powerful zombie bloodline in the east, the bloodline of Hankui, plus the Liangyi Taiji Diagram that can hide his identity. Gee.

Anyway, it seems that there will be a malfunction between the two different bloodlines, right? Of course, the man didn't know yet.

The man exhaled and said silently in his heart: "System, check your profile!" ”

Then, a picture appeared in the man's eyes that ordinary people could not see.

Personal Data

Host: Huang Puhua

Gender: Male

Identity: Zombie

Bloodline: Unknown bloodline (fusing the Chen's bloodline with the Hankui bloodline)

Possession: Liangyi Taiji Diagram

Place of Birth: Earth.

Huang Puhua looked at the poor profile, the corners of his mouth twitched, all the information that he had worked hard for a long time was started from scratch, can this mood be understood? How many pages of information do you understand? However, after all, Huang Puhua, who has gone through a series of bizarre events, has a good quality in his heart.

"Unknown bloodline discovered, host transformation is being made"

After speaking, Huang Puhua's eyes darkened, and he fainted.

In the early years of the Republic of China, the South.

Renjia Town. Chengxi Inn.

Dusk has passed, and the streets have long been deserted.

The little two who were in the last spirit were busy closing. On the chest-high counter, Li Er, who is the shopkeeper and bookkeeper, was browning and muttering abacus in his mouth, and it sounded loudly. It's a one-day profit loss, and it's really not to be sloppy for him. When the last crisp sounded, the little two rarely relaxed.

After Shopkeeper Li finished writing the account book, his furrowed brows slowly relaxed. But I don't know what I remembered, with a serious face, I hurriedly shouted: "Ergouzi, have you ever seen the Hakka in the second room of Tongpu come out?" ”

The little er, who was called Ergouzi, hurriedly ran to the counter, his eyes turned straight, and he thought for a moment and said with a smile: "The shopkeeper said that he was sick and wanted to stay in the store for a month more than ten days ago?" It never came down. ”

To say that this inn is four, five small two, the second dog has the best memory, greeting the visitors to order seventeen or eighteen dish names, what braised pig's trotters Dongpo meat, seven large plates and eight large bowls, can be carried out by the backyard cook. People are also flexible, the most well-informed, and the errands are also diligent, and they are deeply valued by the shopkeeper, and they have more monthly shares than others. This is an exception for the shopkeeper Li who slammed the door.

The second dog said that the Hakka upstairs had never been out of the guest room, so he had never been out.

Shopkeeper Li pondered deeply, his brows tightened, and his thoughts were fast. The second dog's brain turned and secretly said that it was not good, so he put away his usual hanger and hurriedly whispered: "Shopkeeper, I don't know if the sick seedling has brought dry food, and I have never seen him come down to buy some food." I'm afraid something will happen? But if you want to report to the official, don't you look for Uncle Nine? ”

If you want to say that this Renjia Town, who is the most famous, it is the ninth uncle who is in charge of Yizhuang in the west of the city.

"Don't worry, this death will smell like it, and besides, this guest officer must have food."

Shopkeeper Li was silent and turned his head to reprimand the two dogs: "Talking nonsense, what kind of sick seedling?" The guest officer is healthy. Disperse all of you, don't chew your mouths these days. Otherwise, you won't be able to live. As he spoke, he walked to the back hall, but scolded in his heart: What the hell, no, I have to go up and take a look tomorrow. This is really going to happen, what can I do with this small business?

You know, this ancient inn was difficult to do, and there was no current marketing chain and brand protection at that time. It's all about credibility. If someone dies, the impact is so great that you can imagine what the result will be. Litigation is a trivial matter, but business is indeed a major matter.

However, when a group of people were worried, they were in room No. 2. On a simple wooden bed.

A person was sitting cross-legged, raising his head high, his eyes closed, looking closely, his heart did not fluctuate, but the fingers placed on his knees trembled slightly, which was strange.

The plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning.

The moon has long receded, and the sun is slowly climbing up the hill. The street slowly hahahahaha