Disaster comes quickly.

When it was almost Ye Bei, he didn't expect that in the garden, Professor Yin's son and daughter-in-law had set up a poisonous plan to harm people's lives after just a few eye contacts.

Ye Bei hurried to the bus stop with his bags, but there was a faint feeling of uneasiness in his heart.

Yes.

Subtle changes are taking place in my body.

He lowered his head to study his hands, his eyesight and hearing had been astonishingly good since he had eaten a jar of Forget-Worry Tea in the morning—how good was it?

In a public classroom hundreds of meters away, the sound of the teacher tapping on the blackboard can be heard clearly, and the eyes can catch the traces of dust flying in the air in the hot midsummer air.

"It's weird......"

The vision of sound and light impacted Ye Bei's cranial nerves, he was like a neurasthenic patient who had been insomnia for a long time, and he was shocked if he wanted to be in trouble.

After just a few breaths, he found a quiet alley with few people and got in.

Ye Bei's mind was full of numbness.

What's wrong with me?

My hands and feet...... Don't listen to the call.

It feels so hot and tired.

It was like something was biting at my spine.

He grabbed his coat and tried to reach into his vest with both hands, but he couldn't touch anything.

The ivy creepers in the dark alley lined the path cool and refreshing, and the moss on the walls was so tender that it could drip water, but Ye Bei seemed to be thrown into the oven at this time, as if every neuron in his brain was running at high speed.

"Was it last night!?"

"Sima Yao?"

"She calculates me?"

Ye Bei frowned, his fists were twisted all over the place, and he smashed against the wall, his face full of unwillingness.

Right now, right now.

The sun crept silently over the canopies on both sides of the trail towards noon.

Even if he has 10,000 pairs of yin and yang eyes, he can't see the fire lotus mark on his back, which has bloomed into a thousand petals and leaves, red as blood.

Ye Bei restrained his body that was trembling because of nervousness.

Dizzy and unable to control himself, he took out a cigarette from his pocket to relieve his sorrows, and just started the fire.

Poof—

The first two times, it was Sima Yao who defeated his interest in smoking.

And this time, a big rough hand came out of the dark side of the alley and snuffed out the cigarette butt with his fingers.

He saw a face full of resentment.

That face is something he doesn't want to see, to use a wonderful metaphor, it's like when he was in elementary school, he didn't wear underwear when he went out, and he happened to run into physical education class, and he decided to split his crotch in the long jump.

The person who came was Professor Yin's son.

The son who believed in the Ponzi scheme and the dream of making a fortune for listed companies.

"Little brother, why are you here?" The man opened his mouth in a gloomy voice, as if he was a thief, and as if he was so excited that he wanted to cover his heart.

This sentence was the last sentence Ye Bei heard as a "living person".

A second later, he felt like lightning was burning in the back of his head, and the whole world went dark.

He heard the sound of blood running in the back of his head, and he felt the sharp pain of peeling and peeling the bones, and his whole body began to spasm, and he began to have hemorrhagic shock.

He collapsed beside a telephone pole in the dark alley, and in front of him was the man's big scalp shoes, which collided with his eye sockets again and again.

He went into a brief period of hemorrhagic blindness.

He could still hear—

- I heard what the two were saying.

"Dead liar...... Do you have a lot of cash on you? ”

"Husband...... Husband, did I kill someone? ”

"Don't be afraid, there are no surveillance cameras here, and this cub doesn't know us."

"Will he die? There's a lot of blood! ”

"It's okay, it's better to die, do you want to keep it to harm my father?"

"Husband...... What else is there besides money? Do you want more? ”

"Huh? This guy ...... I still have a lot of paper money on me, so I'm quite self-aware, right? I also know that when a liar doesn't rely on my six relatives, the money for my own funeral is ready, hahahaha! ”

"Husband! This! There's still a piece of jade! ”

When the man heard the sound, he couldn't wait to eat his flesh, and the bastard boy was already miserable, but he was clutching a piece of jade in his hand.

"Let go of ......"

He grabbed Ye Bei's hand tightly.

"Let me go! You don't need it! ”

He spat viciously at Ye Bei.

"Get out of the way! Husband! Let me! The woman's eyes flickered, but there was a cruel and resolute fierceness in them.

The octagonal hammer in his hand swung down, smashing Ye Bei's flesh palm out of the fracture Qingyin.

But......

The jade also shattered.

"Stupid!" The man scolded and slapped the woman, and pulled the woman's head out of the alley without looking back.

Ye Bei's eyes gradually lost focus.

Pupils dilated slightly—he lost any vital signs.

The husband and wife left in a hurry.

The scene of the crime was in shambles.

In addition to a corpse that no one cared about, there was also a blood-stained octagonal hammer.

Until a pool of blood drowned the broken jade.

Until the sun completely leaves the gap in the high wall of the roadway.

Everything was quiet—

I don't know how long it took, Ye Bei heard a lot of strange sounds again.

It was a voice he was familiar with, a voice he had heard countless times.

It is said that the school is built on the grave, and the emphasis is on the positive yang qi of the students, as well as the [Wanjia incense] that presses a hundred ghosts on the classics written by the sage.

He stood quietly beside the corpse, looking at his own corpse.

A corpse that belongs to oneself.

What he heard in his ears was the strange sound of soul bells and life talismans, and it was also the sound of soul sending that he had heard countless times as Mr. Yin and Yang.

From this moment on, Ye Bei left his body.

"Damn!"

Ye Bei scolded.

"Just dead?"

"The male lead?"

"The end of the show?"

It's rare in the world to have such a hearted guy, and after death, he can still use the jokes of his life as a spice.

"No! I can't die yet! ”

He summoned the body of the spirit and drilled into the body one by one, but when his hands were stained with the corpse, it was like grasping the mirror, and they all turned into flashy bubbles.

"No...... No way! ”

He heard the bell ring more and more urgently, and the paper notes rattled.

"No, it's ...... like this"

Suddenly, the ringing stopped.

He looked back.

I saw two [people] standing at the entrance of the alley, dressed in black and white.

The white one has a fat head and a pink face, a hippie smiling face, wearing a horse coat, a four-headed golden dragon embroidered under the centipede button, long hair up to the waist, a high hat on his head, and a book "Fortune at First Sight".

The black one has a tough face and an indifferent expression, wearing a big windbreaker, two cloud-patterned leopards under the double-breasted, thick hand bones, and a high hat on his head, with the book "The World is Peaceful".

Although Ye Bei has never seen these two immortals, but in this situation, thinking about it with his strong left leg and little toe, he will understand that this is black and white impermanence!

"Dead ......" Ye Bei scolded secretly, he scratched his head, and wanted to exhaust all the philistines he had learned in his life, and said hello with a smile on his face.

"Seventh Master."

The seventh master is calling Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an.

The white face of the hippie smile came up with squinting eyes.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with you? I still remember, you are a half-immortal in charge of passers-by in this land, and there are many entries in the merit book, what is it called? Leaf? ”

The dark-faced thick eyebrows with an indifferent expression followed suit.

"Ye Bei."

"That's right! It's me...... Eighth Master, you know me! Ye Bei hurriedly responded.

The eighth master is calling the black impermanence fan helpless.

When Ye Bei heard this, he felt that he had a good relationship with these two leaders, and after hearing Ye Bei's name, he hurriedly took something out of his pocket, only to find out that he had already GGG, where did the cigarette come from in his shirt.

"Yo......" The Seventh Master tore half of Ye Bei's body and glanced at the corpse. died a miserable death, and his brains were about to come out. ”

"Huh...... Hehe......" Ye Bei smiled awkwardly: "It's not, there is always a time to miss." ”

The eighth master shouted: "I have something to say." ”

Ye Bei immediately straightened up, did not squint, closed the appearance of a philistine, and said sincerely.

"I don't want to die."

"I'll ask Xiao Wei, you wait!" Bai Wuchang clapped his hands and took out a big brother from his pocket.

"So easy to talk to?" Ye Bei was shocked, whether it was the fashionable value of this impermanent and handsome handsome, or the answer that popped out of his mouth, he was extremely shocked.

The eighth master shouted: "Shut up! ”

Ye Bei immediately squatted aside obediently, and when he heard Bai Wuchang dialing the phone, he muttered for a while, and he couldn't hear what he was saying.

Xiao Wei is probably Wei Zheng, the judge of the Reward Division.

Say you don't die if you don't die? Is it really that easy?

And......

How are these two dressed differently than they are on the shrine? Feelings: Modern people send three waves of goods to the underworld every year during the Qingming Festival and the Middle Festival, and the fashionable value over there has also become higher?

Ye Bei secretly glanced at the "Apple mobile phone" in the pocket of the eighth master's windbreaker, and the spirit body was about to break out in an embarrassing cold sweat. Looking at the soul hook rope on the waist of the seventh master, it seems to have changed the trendy model, and it is still rose gold.

Bai Wuchang seemed to notice Ye Bei's gaze, and covered the microphone and turned back to the ward.

"Handsome is a lifelong thing."

Ye Bei gave him a thumbs up, and secretly glanced at the eighth master.

The eighth master's cold-faced and god-killing appearance, flushed on his cheeks, as if he was shy?

"Are you ashamed, will you be ashamed?" The seventh master patted the back of the eighth master's head.

Eighth Master: "I can't say! ”

After that, Bai Wuchang came up and asked Ye Bei with a smile.

"Xiao Wei asked, how did you die?"

Ye Bei refers to the corpse.

"Let a husband and wife kill them with an octagonal hammer, it should be a concussion and blood loss to death."

Bai Wuchang asked again: "How long have you been dead?"

Ye Bei thought for a while.

"An hour."

Bai Wuchang asked again: "When did you die?" ”

Ye Bei came back to his senses at this time, but his tone became weaker.

"Afternoon ......"

"Well, there's a little bit of common sense, you put it a hundred years ago, and you were a soul that killed your head with one blow at noon, how do you want me to save you?"

Ye Bei: "But, I want to live!" ”

The atmosphere became extremely awkward, but Bai Wuchang smiled.

His laughter grew louder and more demonic.

Ye Bei couldn't laugh at all.

He is a guy who treats the onmyoji as a hobby, although he can't be regarded as subduing demons and eliminating demons, but he can also be regarded as helping the Hades Palace clean up a lot of messes, and now he has been killed by two ordinary people for tens of thousands of yuan, who can swallow this breath?

"So, look at your corpse, if you think it's still alive. I'll let you live with this corpse for another forty years. Bai Wuchang pinched the phone, "The Reward Shan Si said, you died in autumn at the age of sixty-four. has no children under his knees, has a rich life, three buckets of wine, and a pound of rice. No cloth and no silk, a single one. ”

Ye Bei didn't think about it and poked out a sentence, "According to what you said, my single dog of the maternal SOLO should still be reincarnated." ”

"Let's go!" Hei Impermanence was just about to tie someone up.

Ye Bei wiped his nose, and in the spirit of not believing in evil, he once again walked towards the human body that had accompanied him for twenty-four years.

"Wait a minute." Bai Wuchang stopped his brother, "Give me a chance." ”

Step by step, he stepped towards the body, and reached for the limbs that had long since lost their temperature.

Failed!

The result was clearly a failure.

There is no resurrection from the dead.

This is the iron law that he has been an onmyoji for more than ten years.

Ye Bei didn't have the slightest resentment in his heart, life was like this, in the past, when he had surpassed countless unjust souls, he had also thought about their situation.

Usually the bliss of rebirth is the only way for ghosts to be liberated.

But......

Why?

Why is this corpse ......

…… The corpse.

Ye Bei was so surprised that he couldn't speak.

The head of his corpse was still a blur of flesh and blood only half an hour ago.

But now!

The wound on his head has healed as before, and the clumps of white hair that have emerged from the scar have fallen to the ground, and they are growing green silk again!

"Seventh Master...... Something seems to be wrong! ”

Ye Bei hurriedly stood up! The vision in front of me is absolutely unusual!

Bai Wuchang's smile froze on his face, thinking that this little ghost really had a lot of troubles, and listened to his orders.

"Handcuffed! Eighth man, handcuff him to me! ”

Seeing that the two rose gold soul hooks in the eighth master's hand were whirring, he heard the cold face and thick eyebrows say in a flat tone.

"You have the right to remain silent, and I recommend that you remain silent."

Seventh Master: "I'll go, you talk so much today?" It's hard to see! Do you have a crush on this kid? ”

"It's not!" Ye Bei waved his hand, and in mid-air, the golden soul hooking rope cracked into countless light curtains, rushing towards him together. "That's not right! Listen to me! ”

Dididi——

- Dididi.

Bai Wuchang's face changed, and it was the eldest brother who sounded again.

"You tie it up first, I'll answer the phone."

Hei Wuchang received the order, and was about to tie Ye Bei tightly, but unexpectedly, something happened suddenly, and one after another soul-binding magic weapons could not touch Ye Bei's body, and all of them slipped to the ground.

The eighth master twisted his eyebrows: "It's weird!" ”

The seventh master was stunned.

A clear female voice came from the phone.

"Hello? Bian? Are you there? ”

Bai Wuchang replied: "Little princess? What are you calling for? ”

Ye Bei put his hands on guard, protecting his handsome and dashing face, but unconsciously, on the arms made of two spirits, a piece of emerald green jade scale armor climbed, he looked at these visions in surprise, but the voice of the woman he heard in his ears was extremely familiar.

"Ben Mengmei remembered one thing, the soup doesn't seem to be very bright recently, you are a grassroots cadre, there are more opportunities to go to the countryside, and the vast number of ghost people have more contact, ask a few more words, don't tell Wang Zhuan Lun! Otherwise I'll be scolded to death by him! ”

"Who dares to scold you." The seventh master was embarrassed: "What words do you want to bring to the vast number of ghost people?" ”

The woman replied on the phone.

"Remember me? ~~~Remember me~~?? ”

Come on, it's still sung.

Listening to the sound of people, this girl's personality is not ordinary cheerful, quite a bit of a crazy woman.

Seventh Master: "Understood...... You have to remember my appearance, the soup is not bright, where has anyone seen impermanence twice in a lifetime. ”

Ye Bei only felt that the spirit body felt an inexplicable pull, and he wanted to pull him into his body-

- Lived?

Really alive?

Bai Wuchang frowned and asked again.

"I have a strange person here, little princess, have you ever seen a ghost who can't be caught on the soul hook?"

"Isn't that a ghost? The soul hook is only a soul. ”

"Is my new rose gold a parallel import?"

"How is it possible, the soul hook rope can even be trapped by monsters, you say that the king wheel will be angry."

"What's the reason for that?"

"He's sick."

"Wait, I see a lotus flower behind him!"

"Oh! It's ......"

Ye Bei felt that everything was flying away.

It's like getting on a high-speed train, and the spirit is rushing all the way to the physical body.

He heard the last words of the woman's words.

"Long sickness."