Chapter 5: Your Inner Humor

After Lin Fan and Lan Mengxi returned home, Lin Fan received a call from Ye Liuli, saying that she had gone downstairs to get the information, and she had sent a secretary to the gate of the community.

Lin Fan said to Lan Mengxi, went downstairs, and soon saw a Mercedes-Benz car parked at the door.

The driver was a beautiful woman in a professional suit, twenty-five years old, with the temperament of a royal sister, fair skin, a pair of black-framed glasses on the bridge of her nose, and when she saw Lin Fan coming down, she immediately walked over, "Is it Mr. Lin?" I was sent by Miss Ye to deliver the materials. ”

"Yes, I am." Lin Fan took the material, "What about Ye Liuli?" "Without Ye Liuli's permission, you can't casually talk about the relationship between the two, Lin Fan still has a very contractual spirit.

"Miss Ye is in the company now, so you can take a good look at the information." The royal sister's woman's eyes were a little strange, I really didn't expect Miss Ye to intersect with such a man, not that she looked down on Lin Fan, but that Lin Fan was too ordinary, and he should have some special strengths, so she was favored by Miss Ye, otherwise, according to Miss Ye's personality and behavior, it would be impossible to intersect with someone like Lin Fan.

Lin Fan nodded, watched the royal sister woman get into the car, started the car and left, and smiled: "Who stays with whom, this is all imperceptible, Ye Liuli's people are all the same character, this is very bad." ”

Lin Fan took the information upstairs.

"Brother Lin Fan, what is this?"

Lin Fan replied; "Mengxi, wasn't there an Audi A8 woman looking for me before? Now send me the materials. ”

Lan Mengxi remembered that the woman with an extraordinary temperament could make the loan shark roll away with one word, and her life experience must be extraordinary, and she didn't know what the relationship between Brother Lin Fan and that woman was?

"This is the material she sent me to take a good look at." Lin Fan said with a smile, although Mengxi is his own person, but the spirit of contract must be there.

"Brother Lin Fan, I'll cook for you tonight, what do you want to eat." Lan Mengxi said, today I went to find the uncle with Brother Lin, and finally basically got the house done, and the rest was waiting for the uncle's reply, if it wasn't for Lin Fan, the house would definitely be occupied by the loan sharks, and I would have wanted to cry without tears at that time.

"Mengxi, you can cook anything, I can eat anything, it's not taboo." Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll just go buy some food."

"I'll go with you."

Lan Mengxi: "Brother Lin, no, you can just read those materials alone, I'll buy it by myself, you have to find a job when you return to China, maybe that woman can help you."

"She" Lin Fan said angrily, "If I want to find a job, I don't know how many companies are rushing to ask for it, I have a showdown with you, in fact, I am a visiting professor at Oxford University, a double degree doctor." ”

Lan Mengxi glanced at Lin Fan, you said that graduating from Oxford University is shocking enough, and now he is still a visiting professor and a double-degree doctorate, who are you bluffing?

"Brother Lin Fan, although I'm only a sophomore, I don't look like a kindergarten, I don't have any social experience."

"You girl, tell you what you are talking about, you don't believe it."

Of course, Lan Mengxi didn't believe it: "Brother Lin Fan, I went out to buy vegetables, if your words are true, the sows will go up the tree." ”

Lin Fan was serious: "I've really seen sows go up trees." ”

Really, not bragging, once a firecracker was tied to the sow's body, and the sow really climbed up.

"Huh."

Lan Mengxi sneered directly and went out to buy vegetables.

"This kid, to be honest, doesn't believe it." Lin Fan shook his head and looked at the information.

Half an hour later, when Lan Mengxi came back from grocery shopping, he was busy in the kitchen, and Lin Fan followed him in to take a bath and cook. The atmosphere was very congenial.

Lan Mengxi tinkered in the kitchen for more than half an hour, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised fish, soybean stewed small fish, seaweed soup, and served up.

"Wow, that's so rich." Lin Fan said with a sigh, "It's not too handsome, if I make up so much every day, it is estimated that I will gain more than ten pounds in a month." ”

"Brother Lin Fan, sit down and eat." Lan Mengxi smiled.

"Okay, okay, let's come together."

While the two were eating, Lin Fan also talked about a lot of things abroad.

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No. 188 Golden Home Community, a single-family luxury villa.

Ye Liuli came home from work and saw Lin Fan, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and tasting fine wine, and was a little confused: "You, why are you here?" ”

"Hey, hello wife." Lin Fan smiled and said, "I just came over a day in advance to familiarize myself with the environment, why are you so experienced?" By the way, isn't there a nanny at home, and where are the people? ”

Ye Liuli was speechless for a while, looked at the glass of red wine on the table and gritted her teeth and said, "Lin Fan, who gave you the qualification to touch my red wine." ”

"Look at you, so stingy." Lin Fan said with a smile, which pot doesn't mention which pot, "Everyone is husband and wife, there should be no distinction between you and me, your wine is so delicious, at least ten years, I didn't expect you to drink such spicy wine." ”

Ye Liuli frowned, this Lin Fan is really too unreasonable; "Shut up, have you read the information I gave you without my permission, you can't enter my room, you can't go to my wine cellar."

"It would be nice if I didn't take it as an example."

Ye Liuli said: "There was a nanny named Aunt Zhou at home before, and I gave her a vacation in March. ”

LIN Fan; "I understand, this is time for our honeymoon, wife, you think so thoughtfully, admire."

Ye Liuli couldn't wait to sew Lin Fan's mouth with a needle, this guy just couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth.

"You have also seen the information, and I hope you will abide by the spirit of the contract." Ye Liuli adjusted her breathing and said, I don't know why, when facing Lin Fan, I just couldn't help but want to go crazy.

Lin Fan can always keep her emotions in a state of uncontrollable condition.

Absolutely. Lin Fan explained to himself, "I am the most contractual. ”

"Starting tomorrow, you go out and look for a job, I don't want people to know, I have a soft rice man." Ye Liuli said.

"Hey, I thought you would arrange for me to work in your company, what kind of department leader will I be."

Ye Liuli: "When you are the uncle's servant?" You think too much, I, Ye Liuli, am not that kind of woman. ”

"No problem, isn't it just looking for a job, it's a matter of minutes." Lin Fan snapped his fingers and said

Ye Liuli stopped talking, she checked Lin Fan's information, this Nima is too unreasonable, this thing is actually a double degree doctor from Oxford University, and a visiting professor.

This is very different from Lin Fan's usual way of speaking and shameless personality.

It's just incomprehensible.

"In the future, you can't go upstairs without my permission." Ye Liuli said.

"No problem. ' Lin Fan replied very simply.

Ye Liuli stepped on high heels and went upstairs.

This pair of long legs can be played for a few years.

Lin Fan smiled, okay, I'll go out tomorrow to find a job.

"Hey, it's a waste to put this superb wife and can't output it casually."

Lin Fan sighed.

At dinner, Ye Liuli and Lin Fan had a simple symbolic dinner.

Rich people are different, Ye Liuli made a phone call, and someone drove dinner over.

It is said to be a meal cooked by a chef at a five-star hotel.

Lin Fan originally wanted to show off his culinary talent, but Beiye Liuli said directly, the old lady didn't want to be poisoned.

Lin Fan could only give up.

'Lin Fan, with your experience, you will find a job very quickly.'

"No problem." Lin Fan said with a smile.

"That's fine, as long as you're not a dishwasher, that's fine."

Ye Liuli simply ate a few bites and went upstairs.

'Hey, just don't eat it?' It's such a waste, who will wash these dishes and chopsticks?"

Ye Liuli is not a bird at all.

"Day."

Lin Fan muttered in his mouth; "Lao Tzu is the world's number one awesome king master, but he has been reduced to a dishwasher, okay, endure it."

Early in the morning of the second day, Ye Liuli threw Lin Fan a new suit and shoes, and went out to work.

"Okay, I'll play with you in March, I'll see what you play."

Lin Fan, who has experienced countless baptisms of war, is also rarely relaxed.

After eating some xiaolongbao outside and filling his stomach with fried dough sticks, Lin Fan went to the talent market to find a job.

One morning, not finding a suitable job.

"Is it so difficult to find a job with 10,000 yuan a month and just go to work casually?"

Lin Fan sighed.

It's hot.

Let's go buy a drink first.

Cross the road.

A burst of screams immediately attracted the attention of Lin Fan and passers-by.

"Is there a doctor, someone passed out, quick, quick." Lin Fan is a person who likes to join in the fun, hurry over to take a look, a pair of legs wearing sexy stockings appeared in sight, fainted is a temperament beauty in a short skirt, it seems that it should be the status of an executive of a company, and her appearance is even more female star level, her eyelashes are long and curved, and her facial features are exquisite.

It is estimated that there is no one, Lin Fan has already gone up to have a good artificial respiration.