Chapter 379: A Bunch of Cuties
Arrogant!
It's so arrogant.
Bai Ruitian sneered, "I know you're good at kung fu and have learned kung fu, right, hehe, do you think I can't do anything about you like this?" ”
"What can you do?"
"You've used it."
Bai Ruitian smiled, "What you did to others at the beginning, I will treat you now, be fair." ”
As soon as Bai Ruitian clapped his hands, several other girls also gathered over, carrying an iron bucket about 30 cm square in their hands, with the words all-purpose glue written on it!
Yun Qiao suddenly realized.
I have to say that this Bai Ruitian is still very smart.
You can't beat her in a fight, so it's better to pour glue on her, so that she is defenseless and can easily be splashed with glue.
Yun Qiao looked at the glue and laughed, "Bai Ruitian, you tore up my book, now you want to use glue to help me glue the book, yes, sincerely apologize, I am still willing to accept it." ”
"Sharp teeth and sharp mouth, I see how long you can be arrogant!"
Bai Ruitian sneered, "Splash me!" ”
She took a step back, and several other girls stepped forward, carrying the big bucket with the lid open, and poured glue directly on the floor, intending to stick to Yun Qiao's feet first, so that she couldn't walk.
But this group of girls with no social experience don't understand at all, this kind of big bucket of all-purpose glue, the glue mouth on the top is not large, after removing the plastic plug head, the glue mouth is round, with a diameter of up to 3 cm.
The glue is also more viscous, pour-and-pour...... It's not as fast as they think!
"Stupid, pour the glue into the broom next to you first, and then pour it on her!"
Bai Ruitian said angrily.
Yun Qiao sighed.
Seeing this group of little fools clumsily trapping her, why is it so unbearable.
Yun Qiao kindly guided.
"You're trying to stick me here and make a fool of yourself, right, you should find a brush, put some glue on the wall, and then push me directly to the wall, won't it stick? This glue sticks to clothes and hair is still very useful. ”
Yun Qiao said, "If you don't have a brush, a rag will do, and if you don't have a rag, you can use this silk scarf." ”
Yun Qiao grabbed a certain girl's hand and asked her to remove her silk scarf by herself, and then wiped a little glue that had been poured out for a long time on the silk scarf and brushed it on the wall.
"That's right, that's how to brush, brush a little more, if you brush like this, save glue." Yun Qiao instructed on the side.
Bai Ruitian was about to be.
The girl who brushed the glue screamed, "My hands! My hands are glued! ”
……
Ten minutes later.
On the door of each cubicle in the bathroom, there was a girl glued.
The glue is only stuck to their clothes, but can they leave their clothes and walk away?!
It's not painted skin, it's also molting.
Yun Qiao stood by the sink, admiring such a beautiful picture, and nodded, "Look, how perfect such a work is, have you learned it?" If you don't learn it, I can teach you again tomorrow for free! ”
Bai Ruitian's face with delicate makeup was completely distorted, "Yun Qiao, believe it or not, I'll kill you!" ”
Yun Qiao smiled, "I don't believe it." ”
"Ahhhh Bai Ruitian howled wildly, struggling so hard that his clothes snorted, as if they were about to crack in the next second.
Yun Qiao kindly went over, held her head, and said to her eyes closely, "Little sweet girl, if you continue like this, Mao Mao will stick to the watering water!" You see, if the clothes stick to the watering water, you can throw the clothes, and if the fur sticks to the watering water...... Then you have to cut it out. Your hair is very well maintained, oily and slippery, what a pity to cut it. ”
Bai Ruitian froze instantly.
Yun Qiao smiled, "Besides, if you really want to cut it off, don't waste the viscose, just give it to me, it's long and shiny, it's not a problem to sell this level of hair for 2,000 yuan a catty, I have a market!" ”
Bai Ruitian's eyes were red.
Yun Qiao let go of Bai Ruitian, and she didn't dare to move anymore.
As Yun Qiao said, clothes are nothing, if they are sticky, they can be replaced, but if the hair is sticky, they can only be cut off! Don't move, don't move!
"Now we can talk."
Yun Qiao blinked, "Why did you come to send me glue?" I actually quite like this gift. ”
Bai Ruitian gritted his teeth, "It's planted in your hands today, I don't have the ability!" But you're a slut, vicious! ”
Yun Qiao's eyes instantly turned cold, "Okay, very good, I like hard-mouthed little babies." ”
Yun Qiao thought for a while and stood up, "If you don't want to say yes, go and glue the book to me obediently, how to tear it, just stick it back for me." Not a single piece is allowed to be less, and one piece is missing...... How about sticking to your clothes? ”
"What if I don't say yes?" Bai Ruitian sneered.
Yun Qiao nodded, "It's okay if you don't agree, everyone saw it just now, a group of you have driven everyone away and occupied this toilet, I'll go out and help you lock the toilet door from the outside, and put a warning sign in maintenance by the way." You can spend the night in the toilet and enjoy the warmth of the toilet, and I promise that by tomorrow, you will smell from head to toe, from the inside out. ”
"Woo...... Don't, it stinks......" The little cutie with a pink bow on her head couldn't stand it, "Sister Tian, the people in this compartment didn't rush the tuba, they stinked to death, I was about to vomit, I didn't want to stay here, I wanted to leave." And...... I'm so hungry......"
Yun Qiao was recording with his mobile phone, and when he heard this, his expression was very difficult, "Fan cute classmate, you say hungry to that...... Do you want to eat it? It's also too ...... But if you really want to eat, wait until I go first, otherwise this psychological shadow area is really a bit large, and I can't stand it. ”
Pink cutie almost threw up, "I didn't!" ”
Another black angel with ten black nails also said, "Don't mention it, this one who goes to the toilet doesn't flush, the smell of ammonia that the chemistry teacher said is this smell, damn it, I'm really going to vomit!" ”
There is also a little babe in rainbow mesh stockings who has begun to tremble, "Sweet...... Sister Tian, have you heard the story of the female ghost in red in Building 3? It is...... It's just that someone goes to the evening self-study, comes to the toilet, squats in the pit, squats and squats, she feels that someone is scratching her, as soon as she lowers her head, a ghost head emerges from the hole in the squatting pit, her eyes are red, still dripping blood, and her mouth is full of fangs, and she directly bites the place where she can't write......"
"Ahhh No ghost stories! "The pink cutie is already crying.
Yun Qiao listened with relish, "Is there anything else?" One more thing. ”
The black-nailed angel gritted his teeth and said strongly, "A rich and strong nation, civilized and harmonious, honest and kind, no ghosts, no!" ”
"Poof!"
Yun Qiao laughed, "What are you carrying?" ”
"Back...... Back to the concept of socialism! ”
"That's called the core values of socialism, and it's not a rich and strong nation, it's a rich and strong democracy, it's not honesty and kindness, it's honesty and friendliness. You see, you can even memorize spells wrong, and the goblins love the most like you. ”
“……”
A few of the little sweethearts cried.
It's pathetic.
Yun Qiao said while recording, "Tell me quickly, which of you tore up my book?" Whoever says first goes first. I'll find you clothes! ”
Several little sweethearts all looked at Bai Ruitian.