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Sent away the lustful imp villain.

Mr. Ye brought in Xiao Wu, an unlustful guest.

The two sat in the small dining room of Reiki's house and began to talk about "hoodoo".

"That little ghost just now, he said that before he died, he saw a white-haired mouse." Mr. Ye poured tea for Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wuyi's mind fell on the girl, and he was very indifferent to Ye Bei's question.

He craned his neck and looked straight into the kitchen to see that the Ye family's daughter and Lingxi were cleaning up the mess in the kitchen.

He casually sipped the tea and replied: "It can't be a mouse, in the zodiac, the rat opens the sky, good luck, there used to be rice and oil at home, and there will be mice if there are overnight meals, this is a symbol of the rich and noble, not to mention the precious breed of brocade mouse, how many people raise rats now?" ”

Ye Bei covered his chin and pondered: "That's a cat?" ”

I heard Huan Jie say that the brocade mouse has been following behind them, neither daring to come forward to expose his whereabouts, nor refusing to leave in a huff, from the perspective of the mode of action, it is more like being chased all the way by some fierce beast, and Huan Jie is regarded as a life-saving straw.

"yes, probably a cat." The fifth brother pointed to the right point: "In the West, it is very unlucky to meet a black cat on Friday on the 13th, representing evil spirits and evil spirits. The black cat and the raven are the good companions of witches, and they are like bats with wings, and they are vampires...... Wait a minute......"

Ye Bei: "Wait a minute......"

The two of them looked at the kitchen together.

Huan Wan was still cleaning up the stove, and suddenly felt a chill on her back.

She turned around and scolded, "What do you see? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful girl? ”

The two big men were shocked, don't look over.

According to what Little Fifth Brother just said.

The girl also liked to travel abroad before, and she also learned a foreign scolding, with wings, and in the ghost life spell, blood is also a vital part, when the ghost king was carved in stone, the ghost life spell on Ye Bei's body almost made Rahu scatter, and it was also spit back by the girl's old blood.

- Man because of blood, man because of blood, man because of blood, not man because of blood.

Ye Bei cleared the super expansion in his head.

If this is the case, has Ah Huan been dyed with black hair before? - If you think about it, this is unlikely, Qiqi loves cleanliness so much, every time he eats, the fish blood on his paws has to be washed off, let alone dyed hair.

"Hmm...... Go on. ”

The fifth brother spread his hands: "What else are you talking about?" It's just a cat, isn't it obvious yet? In our territory, the cat's cat is a thing to ward off evil, to be kept on the south side of the house, to live in peace, to benefit the children and grandchildren, if it is not in its position disqualified and discredited, it will become an ominous disaster. ”

"Makes sense......" Ye Bei got up and was about to clean up his work.

The fifth brother shouted to Ye Bei with a smile again: "Brother Ye! Wait! I still have something to do. ”

Ye Bei: "Say." ”

Xiao Wusi looked around, as if he was afraid that others would hear it, so he leaned in and asked, "Brother Ye, you are here, and your daughter is so old...... Can you give me a few tricks? The first time I confessed, I didn't know how to speak...... Also, if you talk about it again, it's the same as your blind date, do you see if we are suitable? ”

Ye Bei said frankly: "We are not suitable, I love my wife very much." ”

"What do you call us?" Xiao Wu frowned and waved his hand, looking disgusted: "I mean ......"

He rubbed his finger and pointed at Reiki and then at himself.

Ye Bei immediately took out a box of cigarettes from Xiao Wu's pocket and kneaded them into ice in front of Xiao Wu.

"It's a little bit more appropriate now."

Then, he pointed to the little fifth brother's pants.

"It's not a good fit here."

pointed to Xiao Wu's mouth again.

"It's not appropriate here."

Rubbing Xiao Wu's hair, rubbing it off the back of his head, revealing his forehead, he wanted to make Xiao Wu look sunny and clean.

"Look again, well......"

Xiao Wu stared at Brother Ye nervously, for fear of hearing some disappointing answers.

He cheered himself on, made excuses for the beach shorts, and made excuses.

"Actually, I'm really serious about this date......

Ye Bei said frankly: "People haven't agreed yet, it's not called dating, it's called sexual harassment, according to the "Cybersecurity Management Regulations", any unilateral nudity is considered sexual assault, you look at me, I was sexually assaulted by my wife every day, and sometimes sexually assaulted each other." ”

This dog food attack hit Xiao Wu almost couldn't speak.

He put on an embarrassed old face and explained in a good voice.

"I'm just a little bit less lucky, really, if I hadn't been in a hurry, and all I had left in my mind was a confession, how could I have forgotten to put on my pants?"

Huan Jing helped Sister Lingxi clean up the kitchen, and when she returned to the dining room, she took the baton of Father Ye's poisonous tongue and said, "When you think about how to confess, you have already started to use the brains of your lower body, so they need to dissipate heat, so naturally you won't think about pants." ”

"...... Sure enough, it was your own. "The little five sides are like ashes.

In the past, Ye Bei could make him shut up with one mouth, but now this spiritual attack has become a double part.

Ye Bei saw that Lingxi was coming over, and he didn't plan to say too much nonsense.

He said earnestly to Xiao Wu: "I don't know if you are suitable or not, but you have to try, because if you don't try, only if it is not suitable - after trying, you will know if it is a problem of [luck]." ”

The little fifth brother looked puzzled, and he didn't chew the deep meaning of these words in Chinese for a long time.

Ye Bei took his daughter and prepared to go back to the milk tea shop, and wanted to use a few good-looking little female cats in the cat café restaurant to hook out the [ominous thing].

He opened Lingxi's door and gave the little fifth brother an assist.

"Girl!"

Lingxi has just put on her shoes and is about to go back to the bubble tea shop for the night shift.

"Huh?"

Ye Bei said: "Seeing that you slept so dead, you must be tired these days, take a good rest, count your paid leave." ”

Ling Xi raised her eyebrows and waved her little fist to celebrate the holiday.

"Wow! Good luck! Boss Ye, you are so good! ”

The fifth brother followed at the right time: "Hey, sister, do you want to be together...... Go to ......"

The cowardice was decisive at first, then hesitant, and finally out of breath.

"I'm going to brush Taobao recommendations for six hours in a row!" Lingxi gritted her teeth, as if planting grass in the LO skirt shop (seeing something she likes is called "planting grass]) is more important than anything else, and chopping hands has become a matter of life and death.

When she came back to her senses, she looked at the little fifth brother's expectant expression on his face, and became more and more stiff.

"Oh...... Five, boss, what are you talking about? ”

The fifth brother followed Ye Bei out of the gate at the right time.

"Nothing, nothing...... It's nothing. ”

Ling Xi said a warm goodbye to the three of them, closed the door, and returned to her small world.

Outside the door, the father and daughter of the Ye family looked at this golden-haired man who had no heart and no fear.

Ye Bei comforted: "At this time, you have to believe in yourself, it's just that [luck] is not good, you just happen to be in college life, and you don't learn the clothing design of LO skirts, otherwise you must be very fateful and have something to talk about." ”

Huan Wei said disdainfully: "Virtue ......"

The little fifth brother was stunned.

"Let's go, go catch the cat, don't comfort me......"

Ye Bei took the fifth brother's shoulder, chatting non-stop along the way, and every sentence was counted as a mending knife.

"Believe in fate and fate, you see how good my [luck] is...... Because I am a good person, I have a good reward. ”

On the side of the road, a fire hydrant suddenly exploded.

Ye Bei continued casually: "Just like it, it must be in disrepair, and it is the negligence of road administration projects and fire inspections, and it has nothing to do with [luck]. ”

The sidewalk traffic lights behind them suddenly went out and a shrill horn began to sound.

There was embarrassment in Ye Bei's smile: "Ah...... I just said, the road administration is lazy......"

The fifth brother also hugged Ye Bei's shoulder and replied, "Okay...... I understand what you mean, you want me to work my own, and don't think about pie in the sky. ”

Huan Ting sniffed the smell in the air.

"It's near! It's close! ”

Ye Bei was overjoyed, could it be that this [hoodoo] would be sent to the door by itself?

Really lucky?

But at this moment, he can't say that to the little fifth brother.

"I believe in you, Chen Xiaowu, you will definitely be able to break through the hardships and find your love, and in your married life, on a certain wedding anniversary, you can still use this experience as a talking point...... And proudly say it...... These are all earned by you with your hands, in exchange for a piece of sincerity, not some [luck], and the only [lucky] thing is that your true destiny has met you. ”

Huan Jing said indifferently: "Wow, it's so romantic." ”

Chen Xiaowu didn't know what to say.

He had mixed feelings.

"Why can't I be like you...... What about a wife in the sky? ”

Ye Bei showed a subtle smile.

Let's not put aside the messy dragon and fox bad accounts in the world for the time being.

In this life.

He said shamelessly and matter-of-factly,

"Are you the same as me? Can it be the same? ”

Huan Wei lowered her mouth to mend the knife: "Shut up and remove the spirit like a Buddha, and open your mouth like a succubus?" ”

"Yes, too." Xiao Wu's heart was balanced all of a sudden, and what Brother Ye could do might not be able to bear on himself - the scale and shame were not at the same level.

They walked over to the street-facing table at the Cat Cafe.

Ye Beihe Xiao Wu said earnestly: "There will be good things happening......

Xiao Wu looked at the Ye family's industry, the business of the cat café was particularly hot today, and the guests gathered in a big circle, holding up their mobile phones, as if they had seen some of the store's top cat stars.

"Don't mention it, I'll go to your store to arrange the decoration, collect your money, and work hard."

After that, Xiao Wu looked as usual and ran into the bubble tea shop.

Ye Bei took his daughter to the dining bar, and wanted to select a few beautiful girls among the cats to lure the [hoodoo].

"Wait a minute!" Ye Bei then remembered, "The goal of this mission, is it male or female?" ”

Huan Wan muttered: "Can't your husband and mother just eat it all?" Bring them all! ”

From time to time, three or four Ragdoll cats poking their heads out of the glass door of the store, curiously looking at the sidewalk facing the street, as if they had smelled something strange.

Ye Bei and Huan Wei found out......

They don't seem to have to do anything about it.

This is both luck and misfortune.

Boss Ye looked at the crowded guests.

They all had red faces and red ears, holding their mobile phones high, for fear of falling behind, and they wanted to take a good picture of the cute things in the center of the crowd from beginning to end.

The scene was a mess, and several chairs were broken.

Ye Bei came back to his senses and shouted: "It's closed!" ”

It didn't work, as if this group of sucking guests had lost their minds.

Ye Bei raised his gun and pointed it at the sky and pulled the trigger!

Bang –

The smoke of gunpowder dissipated, and the guests scattered as birds and beasts.

In the chaos, Ye Bei struggled a lot to keep a few small flower pots in the storefront flower garden.

When the people were gone, the father and daughter saw the appearance of the main lord clearly.

- It was a black cat. The coat is bright, and a pair of big green eyes are a little charming.

It sits at a small table, wearing a tricorne fur hat that leaks out of its ears and a set of leather goods strapped to it.

There is a pair of waterproof leather boots under the chair, and it also wears small boots on both hind legs.

It had a tablecloth tied around its neck, a knife and fork in its claws, and a mouse on the plate on the table—it was none other than Jinmao Ahachi.

Ye Bei was stunned for a long time, and was speechless when he called this cat's fashionable dress.

Huan Jie is also like this, and suddenly feels that the appearance of herself when she was a cat in the past has an inexplicable meaning.

It's been a long time.

The eyes of the black cat changed from a line of animal pupils to a round appearance, as if it had found prey in the dark.

It unfastens the clean napkin tablecloth around its neck.

It reveals its low, sultry male voice.

"Charming lady, beautiful and sensual lady, this is a [lucky] encounter, and there must be the will of Heaven to guide me to you."

It jumped off the table, beckoned to Huan Ting, and by the way, pinned the roses on the dining table to Jin Mao Ah Ba's mouth, and handed the dinner plate to Huan Jing.

Raise your claws and throw your feet, and be polite.

Take off your hat and bow down, all in one go.

"Please accept this greeting gift."

Ye Bei opened his mouth in surprise and didn't say a word.

Huan Jing tilted her head slightly, not knowing how to respond.

Jin Ba Ye let a few jet-black cat hairs be tied tightly and couldn't move, with rose branches stuffed in his mouth, and shouted for help to Huan Wan inarticulately.

"Grandma Tiger! Save me! Help me! ”

Smack.

A crow fell from the sky.

It just fell on the black cat's dinner plate, and Jin Baye was his companion.

- The little mouse fainted with fright on the spot.

The crow was covered in blood, and one of its wings was pierced by a bullet.

After the black cat finished saluting, he caught the warhead falling from the sky with his paws, and gently tapped the crow's dishonest head with the warhead. Put your hat back on.

It has its own set of chic and hearty gentlemanly demeanor.

Listen to the black cat: "If you are not satisfied with the meal I prepared, there is a surprise that has just been delivered." ”

Ye Bei looked at the bullet in his hand, and then looked at the gun in his hand, and his surprise turned into shock.

Father Ye whispered in his ear, and his daughter blew the wind in his ears: "Girl...... Remember what I said...... Don't be ...... by this kind of rhetoric."

Huan Wei rolled her eyes.

"Shh

There is a little girl in the bubble tea shop who is just about to change shifts, and she sees the big black cat's smooth body language and polite social words from a distance.

Big green eyes, long beard with black and white.

The voice is subdued and frustrated, and a little pink tongue is revealed from time to time.

The two front paws of the bow are strong, the shape of a pinch of white hair on the chest is like a small bow tie, and the head of the black cat, with large fluffy ears popping out of the hat.

"Ah, I'm dead."

The little sister rolled her eyes and fainted.

Ye Bei looked at the black cat.

I thought of Wu Huan.

With a bold idea......