"I don't remember the year, month, or day."

"The people on the ground brought a few books and said that they wanted to open my eyes to Granny Meng. I hope that I can be reincarnated as an adult in the next life. ”

"I got up and cooked the soup, the man was handsome, a good-looking man, I wanted to listen to what he said."

"I listened to the titles of the books "Linear Algebra", "Vector Space", and "Three-year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation", and I thought about it......"

"Later, I sent him to the Animal Dao, because Granny Meng is the patron saint of the undead in the underworld, after all, I want to protect him, fortunately, I didn't listen to him too much, otherwise he would have to go to hell."

……

……

"I don't remember the year, month, or day."

"The man on the ground dyed his blonde hair, blue eyes, hairy face, and mouth, and I almost took him for a monkey's head, and I was so frightened that the soup was scattered all over the ground."

"He is a sweet-mouthed and romantic man, and he says that I am good-looking and wants to marry me."

"I was very moved and sent him to the Supreme Heaven next door, because I felt that as long as the guy who likes his mother-in-law is not a bad person, he can go to heaven."

"Later, I said to the Five Ghost Divisions that foreigners who died in China in the future, please do a good job of the census first, and don't always send some strange people - it will be difficult for me to do this."

"I think I'm very kind, but the more the imps laugh at me, the more frightened they become. It is estimated that Xu is much more serious on weekdays, and the impression of an iceberg beauty has fallen. ”

……

……

"I don't remember the year, month, or day."

"The people on the ground begged me, I was alive, I didn't want to drink the soup, I had to go down to the reincarnation well, and I said that when he was reborn and developed, he would send Meng Po a set of sea-view houses."

"I said: It's really difficult for you to do this Granny Meng, after all, it's a functional department, what if your future parents see you croaking and spitting out, and one accidentally strangles you to death with an umbilical cord? When the time comes, you will come to Granny Meng and me again, the doll is only a thermos high, and it doesn't even have a belly pocket, so everyone will be very embarrassed. I really tried my best to persuade them, after all, there are many people on such an earth, trapped by wine and wealth, and imprisoned by love and hatred. If you have to enlighten the past one by one, won't you become a psychiatrist on the ground? Bai Wuchang said, 'I don't listen too much when I hook my soul, because if I listen too much, it will become an emotional trash can.' Granny Meng felt that this sentence was very reasonable, and she also felt that Xie Bi'an was getting more and more handsome, and she was really a perfect match with Brother Fan Wuxuan, it seemed to be very right, cough..."

"At last the man drank the soup, and before the soup worked, he found a hungry ghost path and jumped in."

"I was so sad that day because the last thing the man said—"

"—Your beauty is only your skin, but your heart is as vicious as a snake and scorpion."

"The reason why I'm sad is - that person is really a man who understands women, and he actually knows that the veil can't cover Granny Meng's peerless face - such an excellent and discerning man is gone, and I want to open a custom shop in the underworld to invite a cowherd, and I can't recruit such a good person."

……

……

"I don't remember the year, month, or day."

"The judge told me that you can't throw people into the well like this anymore, it's not in accordance with the rules."

"I was sending soup to a pair of idiots, and died of martyrdom together, they are really a pair of beautiful people, I think I Meng someone used to be a ruthless person who beat mandarin ducks, if I count as Granny Meng, I didn't do it right, I want to cut off a head to dismantle a pair, the head of the nine-headed insect can't be counted, but only this pair can't be poisoned."

"It's just this pair...... I can't seem to get my hands on it. ”

"On one side, the palms of the two idiots are clasped into the palms, what do you and I say, 'I will never forget in the next life', 'I will use my body to remember each other's appearance', and what 'no matter the changes of space and time, every encounter is another reunion' The earthy love words made my scalp numb, and I ordered them a love song with the same earthy flavor on the spot, called "Breaking the Wharf", so that the dead ghosts in the river mud under the bridge sang together, which was very lively."

"On the other side, the judge came with a white paper and said, 'If you talk from above, you will suffer if you continue to do this, and you can't come according to your temperament, the prefecture has the rules of the prefecture.'" , I got impatient and asked the judge from three angles. ”

"I innocently asked the judge: Do you know who I am? Patron saint of the underworld. ”

"The judge replied: Meng Po."

"I asked the judge kindly: Do you know whose daughter Meng Po is?"

"The judge replied: The Emperor's... Second daughter. ”

"I smiled and pointed to Hell Road and asked the judge, do you want to go down?"

"Later, the judge held the oil lamp of the Nai He Bridge, lit a handful of incense, smoked the incense as a cigarette, and thought about it for a long, long time, but he only cried, and refused to say anything."

"Later, my leader came, it was the Ten Palaces Yama - the king wheel, he wanted to lead the judge back, and he scolded and scolded along the way."

"I saw that the pair of idiots were tired enough, so I sent the two of them to drink soup. Wang Zhuanlun also disliked that this pair of ghosts had a lot of trouble, and came up to say a word. ”

"—Didn't you often break up couples before? Why is this pair soft-hearted? ”

"I thought about it and explained it to him."

"-The couples who have been demolished before, they are talented and beautiful, made in heaven, I believe in love, and I also believe that the love between them can break through the shackles of reincarnation."

"—for at that time I felt that there was nothing better than the love of a handsome and dashing man at the right age with a slim girl."

But today, I saw a handsome and dashing man who wanted to fall in love with another handsome and dashing man, and wanted to bring this love to the next life, and I was moved to tears - do you know the king wheel? The last time I cried, the Great Wall collapsed, can you understand my Meng someone's feelings? ”

"At that time, Wang Zhuanlun found Wang Taishan and discussed this issue for more than half an hour."

"Later, I reincarnated this couple, and one of the men changed his sex, and I silently hoped in my heart that they could cross the same boat and sleep together in the next life,"

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"July 18, 1993."

"I met a very strange man on the ground today, he said that he came to find someone, lifted my veil, but said that he had found the wrong one."

"He is different from others, he has a scar on his face, and the Star Dou God said that people with scars on their faces have 'heavenly wounds' stars in their life palaces, and they are people with strange tempers and are very difficult to get along with, but that person gives me a warm feeling."

"Although it is rude to lift the veil, he still looks like he has not violated etiquette and observance."

"The first time I asked the name of an earthling, yes, it was the first time. Because after drinking the soup, the name is meaningless, and I don't bother to ask, to remember-

- but this person is different. ”

"His voice is very good, he said his name is Ye Bei."

"Every time I lifted the veil, the men and women took off their guards, let me pour yellow soup and drugs, and kicked down the well, without screaming. But this Ye Bei saw my true face, and his eyes were still shining like stars, although he had been underground for a long time, and he didn't know what the stars looked like now, but Meng Po knew that it must be very good-looking, because Ye Bei's eyes were also very good-looking. ”

"—If it weren't for the sight of his weak spirit, I would have almost said, 'You were sent from above to play with me?' Sent out. ”

"He was carrying a piece of white jade, a very ordinary vessel, and said that someone gave it to him."

"He searched for a long, long time, but he couldn't find the man."

"I cheered him on with what I said to him."

"I said, 'Every encounter is a reunion after a long absence!' I, Meng Mengmei, believe in you! You'll find it! But I always feel a little ashamed when I say it, after all, pretending to be tender is also a woman's prerogative. ”

"Ye Bei and I have been talking for a long, long time."

"He told me that he was a ranger, that this year was 1993, and today is July 18th."

Meng Mengmei wrote this in her diary.

"That's what Ye Bei said—"

—July 18, 1993, 5:37 a.m. He was going to deliver food to a small fox adopted by the patrol station, and he ran over the truck on the mountain road. ”

"He's a very gentle man."

"He stole a word from a very famous man on the earth, and like the Ten Palaces of Yama, he also has the surname Wang, and his name is Wang Jiawei."

"He said: From 5:37 to 38 in the morning, because of you, because of Meng Po, let me Ye Bei remember this minute."

Later, he drank the soup and jumped into the well on his own.

"I was stunned for a long, long time, blushing and my heart beating for a long time before I dared to continue to talk to the people on the earth who were about to be reincarnated."

"I'm the guardian saint who helped people break off the six roots of dust in the past and present lives."

As he said......

"Because of Granny Meng, I ......"

"He just 'remembered' that minute."

"Thinking about it later, this guy's mouth is really dishonest."

"But what a charming little man."