Mr. Xu ran away!

Yes, you read that right, he was 'on a business trip' again.

The reason is very simple, he went to cut people, he wanted to talk to his makeup artist about special effects makeup, he clearly told that person that this time he would be lighter and less durable, that is, he could take off his mask and reveal his original true appearance.

But what he didn't expect was that when he finally mustered up the courage to face the wind spell, he turned out to be allergic.

Because of the allergy to inferior cosmetics!

So what Zhuang Momo saw was indeed his true face, the allergic version!

Allergies may not be scary for the average person, but don't forget that he has been exposed to strong radiation, and his entire face will turn black, purple, black and purple as soon as he is allergic, and his skin will change from smooth eggshells to pitted lunar surfaces.

Although this state will only last for a week, if he really slowly recovers into a king with his acne-prone face in front of Zhuang Momo, this is different from chronic suicide. To use an inappropriate analogy, that is, direct exposure is a knife, and indirect exposure is equivalent to Ling Chi's execution, and you have to be afraid at all times.

He really didn't have the courage -

So, let's go on a business trip.

It's just that his departure made Zhuang Momo mistakenly think that her husband's plastic surgery failed, and she became more and more angry with Xu Liancheng's bad face, and even Xu Liancheng's business trip was understood by her as a man's self-esteem was hurt, which made her attitude towards him more and more gentle.

However, she also reviewed the morning communication between the two of them, and she didn't seem to show too much surprise or dissatisfaction! A man's heart is so fragile!

Zhuang Momo is depressed, men are really difficult to understand!

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In L.A.

Also depressed is Zhuang Momo's friend Shen Yiyi, who hit it off at first sight.

Counting on her fingers, she has been locked up at home by Xiao Tianyi for more than 20 days.

There are men who eat, drink, but they can't go out online, and men can't sleep.

Shen made a fuss, made noise, and even made a move.

Xiao Tianyi will always be a good-natured reply, I'll let you go when you think clearly, and before you think clearly, you stay honest.

Think clearly?

What did she come up with!

Want to figure out how to give up on you?

Shen Yiyi was so angry that he exploded, and people began to do some strange things when they were irrational.

Of course, suicide does not exist, she knows Xiao Tianyi's temperament very well, this straight man of steel who came back from the army is the person who hates not cherishing life the most, and she can't do anything to herself, suicide hurts!

(VO: That's the point.)

Shen Yiyi: Shut up! ）

So, she decided to seduce him.

Since she can't get out, then she will find a way to sleep with him, she doesn't believe that he can have such deep resistance to herself, if she can't do it once, she will do it twice, and she can't get out anyway.

But the reality .......

Ah, my face hurts!

Shen Yiyi, who failed to seduce again, was tied to the bed by Xiao Tianyi with a belt and a sheet, emmmm, this picture seems to have a very rhythmic rhythm of driving.

"What the hell do you want?" Xiao Tianyi, who wanted to drive but couldn't drive, was facing helplessness with his green beard stubble, touching the pimples on his head.

Shen Yiyi struggled to no avail, so he simply stabbed on the bed in a concave shape.

Isn't there a lot of bundled material in island country love action movies? She was tied with her hands, but her legs were not, so she stood up seductively and answered the question.

"Official, are you really not coming?"

"Or do you actually like this kind of tone, you said it earlier, you said it earlier, and I was willing to cooperate! Boom. ”

Xiao Tianyi: "......."

There was a little pain in his chest, and he wouldn't vomit blood for a while.

"I don't like it, and have you figured it out?"

"I'll let you go when you think it through." Xiao Tianyi turned around and said coldly deliberately, the anxiety in his heart had almost burned out all his senses, Shen Yiyi didn't know, these 20 days were almost the time he stole from him, in order to be alone with her every day, he pushed out I don't know how much cooperation, and how many nights he relied on running to exhaust himself and fall asleep looking at her sleeping face.

He knew that he couldn't keep her for the rest of his life, and he could take one more look.

Because, when she walked out of this door again, he and her would never cross paths again.

If the original intention was to lock her up because he wanted Shen Yiyi to calm down, don't let her marry the unreliable little white face in order to be angry with her own head. Then later, he was coveting her breath and coveting the time with her, because on the third day when he locked Shen Yiyi up, the little white face named Qi Huaiyu didn't call Shen Yiyi to express confidence, it is said that he hooked up with a rich woman, and his people saw Qi Huaiyu, who had resigned, and began to haunt the blues again, and there was often a good-looking and young woman by his side.

"I've figured it out, I'm going to marry Qi Huaiyu, and I'll register when I go out." Shen Yi said one by one.

"You...... Why do you have to be him? Xiao Tianyi said helplessly, still facing away from her and not daring to look at her, her lips were also a little numb, and the fire had reached a certain level, and she couldn't even completely get rid of the acne.

"I'm willing, I can't find someone to marry if you don't marry me?" Shen Yiyi rolled his eyes one by one, and said in a sneering voice, his legs were not idle, and he used his toes to clamp Xiao Tianyi's waist.

Naturally, the toes don't have much strength, especially the man is full of muscles, but it's very itchy, Xiao Tianyi is afraid of itching!

"Shen Yiyi! Can you please stop being so willful, you're an adult! Xiao Tianyi gritted his teeth and said.

"Xiao Tianyi! Can you not be so naïve, can you lock me up for a while, can you still lock me up for the rest of my life? Not to be outdone, Shen Yiyi replied.

"You ......"

"You obviously like me, and I like you too, why do you have to force me to marry someone else? I'm sick in the head! Or are you not? Shen Yiyi asked in a ghostly manner, she had already played with her pants, which hinted more obviously, but Xiao Tianyi still seemed to be ......

yes, I can't-

I can marry you, but I can't give you happiness.

Xiao Tianyi said silently in his mind, then got up and threw a quilt on Shen Yiyi: "You can sleep, I'll cook, didn't you say you wanted to eat abalone yesterday?" I'll do it for you. ”

As he spoke, he stood up and walked out.

Behind her, there was a woman's angry roar.

"Be your sister! What kind of abalone! Do (me)!! Xiao Tianyi!! You bastard! ”

Xiao Tianyi: I'm a bastard, I'm naïve, but I just like you, and I'm reluctant to give the little cabbage I've raised for so many years to those nasty little white faces!

And, do you think I don't want to!

So, the day of love and killing began again.

Xiao Tianyi, who went downstairs, really bought abalone, and a bunch of things that Shen Yiyi loved to eat, on his desk, there were books that Shen Yiyi loved to read, and in his room, there were photos of Shen Yiyi, and everything about him had deep traces of her.

It can be said that in addition to not letting Shen Yiyi come into contact with the outside world, he gave her everything except his own body.

For a moment, he suddenly felt that it was not bad to keep going like this?

He walked into the kitchen, cleaned the fresh abalone, and took out the hairy crab and began to chop it, he remembered every word and hobby that Shen Yiyi said.

He is a straight man, and he is also the kind that loves his daughter-in-law the most, this skill comparable to a star chef is also specially learned for Shen Yiyi, Shen Yiyi is a doctor, or a surgeon, it is okay without surgery, the operation is continuous, it is so busy that he doesn't even have time to sleep, he will send her food when he is free, and they are also a well-known model couple in the Los Angeles Military Region.

Unfortunately,

This time, Shen Yiyi did not eat a meal he carefully prepared.

Just as he threw the abalone into the pot along with the Buddha jumping over the wall ingredients, his doorbell rang.

Four people he was familiar with, but didn't want to face at the moment, came.

In the video intercom, Xiao's father said to his son with a cold face: "Xiao Tianyi, do you open the door by yourself or do I come by myself?" ”

Xiao Tianyi opened his mouth, was silent, and pressed the alarm release button.

Ten minutes later, Shen Yiyi changed his clothes and went downstairs, and was pulled by Shen's mother to the side hall to speak, Xiao Tianyi's parents and Shen Yiyi's father sat on the sofa, three pairs of eyes converged on the man.

"Bastard! What are you doing in a daze! I don't apologize to your Uncle Shen yet! Father Xiao was so angry that he picked up the teacup on the table and smashed it.

Wise for a lifetime, he never thought that his proud son would do such a strange thing and 'kidnap' other girls, and the lame reason is that he still doesn't want his ex-girlfriend to marry someone else, which is special.

"I'm sorry Uncle Shen."

Xiao Tianyi bowed directly, and his attitude was very upright.

"Tianyi, you ......." Shen's father sighed helplessly, he actually didn't understand, what routine was Xiao Tianyi playing, the Shen family and the Xiao family were world friends, and his daughter had been with him for many years, and he was about to get married, this person began to have convulsions, could it be premarital phobia?

It's not right, Xiao Tianyi was not injured before, but he was trained by the army according to the standard of cultivating marshals, how could the marshal's seed player have a particularly poor psychological quality?

"Forget it, I don't know what routines you young people play, I'm here today, I'm here one by one, it's been 20 days, and her annual leave is almost over. You're living together, aren't you? In front of your parents, Tianyi, you also give your uncle a word, when are you going to marry Yiyi? Father Shen asked.

"I think it's just today, I have brought the household registration book, Yiyi and your mother are also very satisfied, I have been a daughter for a long time, and I will also put my words here, except for Yiyi, I don't accept you to find other girls." Father Xiao said, and actually took out the household registration book from his pocket.

The crimson color greatly stimulated Xiao Tianyi's eyes, as if his restless heart was restless.

Get married, why wouldn't he want to.

However, he really couldn't get over the psychological hurdle, and he couldn't bear her.

"I'm sorry Uncle Shen, I can't marry Yiyi."

"What! You're crazy! Xiao Tianyi, do you say bastard words again, believe it or not, I'll knock you to death? Father Xiao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and kicked it with his foot.

Father Shen wanted to stop him, but looking at Xiao Tianyi's appearance, he was really angry.

"I didn't touch one by one, I just didn't want her to marry that little white face. But I'm not going to marry her. ”

"Why?" Father Shen laughed angrily at his answer.

"There's no reason."

Everyone: "!! ”

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Small theater

Father Shen: I want to kill him.

Father Xiao: Give you a knife, get on.

Father Shen: Are you sure? This is your only child.

Father Xiao: It's okay, I still want to be young and have another one.

Xiao Tianyi: .......

The forgotten mother Xiao: Give birth to you! If your son is stupid, you will be stupid, hurry up and rob your daughter-in-law!