Chapter 376: False Phoenix
"Okay, Sima Jun, this time you helped that fool wipe his ass cleanly, and he finally came back to life."
"Ah, I'm so tired!" Xiao Qi also showed a relieved smile on his face.
"Oh, Miss Blue smiled at me, and the sun in the sky shone on me, and it all became warmer.
Thank you for the compliment, if I don't pick my nose and eyes anymore in the future, I will be satisfied. ”
Blue Rose was full of spring breeze, and said to Sima Jun with a smile: "As long as you do your best, don't always be a princess selling melons and boasting, I can still call you a big brother." ”
"Big brother, hehe, you still call him by his name, I can't stand being your big brother."
Xiao Qi interjected and said with a smile: "Why can't you stand it, she recognized the owner of the village as her godfather and her wife as her godmother, so she should call you big brother." ”
"No, no, my mother still asked her to supervise me!" Sima Jun waved his hand, he didn't really want this sister who was sent to the door.
He already has a big brother who is a visitor from outside the world, which gives him a headache, and with a rough blue rose, he is a little unbearable.
"Hey, hey, a few of you, don't come to thank this life-saver, if it weren't for him, you would have died a long time ago, waiting to be cremated." Blue Rose encouraged everyone to come over and thank Sima Jun.
"Thank you, thank you!" Those few knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing, thanking Sima Jun for saving his life.
Xiao Qi helped Sima Jun to help everyone up.
"You have been poisoned for a short time, and if it takes a little longer, you will have no cure.
Now tell me, who poisoned me? Why are you poisoned? ”
Blue Rose glanced at Xiao Qi, feeling that the little master was full of nonsense.
Is there any need to waste time asking questions?
"Whoever poisoned it, Andy, why did he attack them, because he was poisoned by the magic flower, and he had to drink human blood to dissolve the toxin, otherwise he would reap the consequences."
"Blue Rose!" Sima Jun hurriedly tugged at her sleeve and signaled her to keep it secret.
"Is the young man who harmed you a young man, who looks like a crown of jade and is very handsome?"
"Yes, it's him, he also said that he won't change his name or surname, his name is Andy, and he came out of Fairview Villa.
What's even more puzzling is that he actually said that he was a visitor from outside the world.
In short, this person is terrible, vicious, and insidious and cunning. If you meet such a person in the future, it is still not a good idea. ”
"Although he is unreasonable, as long as you don't provoke him, you may be able to survive." Sima Jun admonished.
"That's, that's, what this boy said is, thank you for saving your life, and we're leaving.
I'm really afraid that I will meet that demon named Andy again and throw away my life again. ”
Everyone clasped their fists and left one after another.
After seeing everyone leave, the boss rushed over in a panic.
"Hero, hero, you hurry up and catch that vampire demon and kill him, what Splendid Villa, where is it, how come I have never heard of it!
In the future, when that demon comes to make trouble again, I have to find the Splendid Villa and burn that Zhuangzi on fire. The boss spoke viciously.
"Boss, Andy shouldn't have gone far yet, so we're going to chase him."
Blue Rose sat down with a fart: "People are iron and steel, we have been driving the carriage for a day, and our lips are dry, just because of that guy, the chickens and dogs are restless."
I couldn't walk, I had to eat and drink. Boss, if there is anything delicious and delicious in the store, just put it on it, silver, you are indispensable. ”
Xiao Qi looked at Sima Jun and had no choice but to nod.
"Andy shouldn't have gone far, let's eat quickly, eat well and continue on the road."
The owner, who returned to normal, brought the guy and quickly got a couple of dishes and a big bowl of chicken soup.
"Slow use of guest officers!"
"Go ahead, I'll call you again if there's something." Sima Jun instructed.
"Little master, the blood has not dried yet, presumably people ......" Sima Jun leaned over and said in a low voice.
"Eat, eat!" Xiao Qi hurriedly interrupted him.
There was a "tick" sound, and a drop of red blood suddenly dripped from the chicken soup.
"Blood!" Before the blue rose blood word came out, Xiao Qi had already sandwiched a piece of meat and stuffed her mouth.
"Come, hurry up and eat, we'll hurry when we're done." Xiao Qi looked at her with a smile.
Blue Rose seemed to understand whether she understood or not, nodded, and buried herself in eating.
Xiao Qi ate a few bites and went to the back kitchen.
"What kind of reputation is the little master doing?" The second monk of the Blue Rose was puzzled and looked suspicious.
"Are you done eating, let's hurry on our way." Xiao Qi was in a hurry, and Blue Rose and Sima Jun also ate quickly, and they were full after a while.
Bidding farewell to the boss, they hurried away, and after ten minutes of walking, a person who looked like a shopkeeper stood on the road and waved at them.
Xiao Qi got out of the car, and the shopkeeper handed her a package, then took the blue rose's horsewhip and rode away.
"Little master, if you lost the silver, you sold the carriage, you should also tell me, don't sell the carriage, I still have a little silver." Blue Rose complained.
Xiao Qi didn't speak, opened the package, and it turned out to be a few gorgeous men's and women's clothes.
"Little master, it's not silver in it, is your brain broken, a carriage, just change these few broken clothes, and it's a man's clothes!
I don't wear other people's clothes, so I have to wear them. Blue Rose protested angrily.
Sima Jun was also puzzled, and he didn't know what medicine he bought in Xiaoqi Gourd.
What made him even more dumbfounded was that the seventh princess actually handed him a set of women's clothes, a red gauze skirt.
"Hahaha, hahaha, okay, it's like this, it's like this!" When Blue Rose saw this, she smiled from ear to ear.
"Little master?" Sima Jun scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, extremely reluctant to accept such an arrangement.
"Blue Rose, don't laugh, hurry up and get dressed, we have to hurry back to the inn." Xiao Qi had a straight face, serious and serious.
"Haha, Sima Jun, you might as well wear my clothes. Let you dress up as a man, and wear a red dress, I have wronged you, what about you, take care of it a little more. Blue Rose patted Sima Jun on the shoulder and gloated.
The seventh princess had such an arrangement, and Sima Jun couldn't disobey it, so he had to put on the red gauze skirt.
"If you want to dress up, you can dress up decently, you can't have a phoenix hairpin on your head, you have to have a few little red flowers, you can't walk, you can't stride a meteor, you have to shake three times in one step, twist your waist, this is called the posture of weak willow supporting the wind."
Blue Rose looked at Sima Jun and suggested with a smile.
"Blue Rose's words make sense, Blue Rose, it's better for you to comb Sima Jun's hair."
"Okay, I'll make him dressed up in a fancy way, so that when a man sees him, he won't be able to move his step."
They played almost the same thing, so they hid in the dense forest and peeked.
Sure enough, a person sneaked over and looked around, not knowing what he was looking at.
"Andy......" Blue Rose was about to scream, but Xiao Qiyi covered her mouth and shook her head at her.
"Demon, I still want to stay here, I'm going to kill him!" Blue Rose was indignant and was caught by Xiao Qiyi.
"When it gets dark, we'll go back to the inn together." Xiao Qi looked at them with a smile, "Now, I'll change your face." ”
Xiao Qi's disguise technique was okay, and soon Sima Jun became beautiful and radiant.
Blue Rose's eyes straightened, and she murmured, "Sima Jun, your female appearance is so beautiful, it amazes my eyes." ”
"You're not bad, you don't need to polish carefully, you're more of a man than a man, a man's wife among women." Sima Jun didn't have a good airway.
Under Xiao Qi's careful dressing, the man turned into a delicate little beauty.
And the delicate little beauty has also become a rough and savage man.
"Little master, what are you doing here, men become women, women become men, change back and forth, don't you bother?"
Blue Rose frowned, looking at the reflection of the man in the water, unhappy.
Sima Jun said with a smile: "Blue Rose, you will dress up like this in the future, and according to your personality, you are guaranteed to become a full man." ”
"I have become a man, and the distance between you and a woman is not much different." Blue Rose snorted and deliberately bumped into Sima Jun.
"Girl, I'll play with my uncle!" Blue Rose pinched Sima Jun's chin at once and quipped.
Sima Jun touched his handkerchief and said softly: "Oops, I hate it!" ”
"Yes, yes, it's still like that!" Xiao Qi couldn't help laughing.
Sima Jun and Blue Rose looked at each other and smiled, then turned to look at Xiao Qi, and said in unison: "Little master, the two of us have finished swapping men and women, what about you, should it be a man or a woman?" ”
"Me?" Xiao Qi deliberately sold off the guanzi and didn't say it for a long time.
"Say it!" The two demanded in unison.
"You two turn around, wait a moment and you'll know!"
"Oh!" The two of them turned around respectfully and waited patiently.
Soon, Xiao Qi tidied up his clothes and made a good appearance, but he just returned to his true colors.
"Okay, you can go back, you see, how good is my appearance?"
In front of them, I don't know when, stood a fairy-like woman.
Those charming eyes are adorned with long eyelashes, but the eyes are incomprehensible.
The willow-like eyebrows, the corners of the eyebrows are full of sweet smiles, and the water is so bright that they can pinch out the water.
The small and delicate nose, the small mouth as light as a cherry and the small mouth as wings, and the smile rippling on the delicate and flawless face are charming and moving.
A pair of small dimples were slightly flushed between the cheeks, lightly smeared with rouge, so that the cheeks were polished like a newly opened Qiong flower, white and red, and silky black hair fluttered casually around the waist.
"Peerless beauty, peerless beauty!" In Sima Jun's heart, he recited silently thousands of times.
"Little master, why are you going to restore your original appearance, if you are seen by that demon, it will be over.
No, no, I strongly disagree with your outfit! "Blue Rose was shocked to watch, this is not a joke.
Sima Jun was still staring at Xiao Qi blankly, as if his soul was gone.
"Idiot, fool, you can help me persuade the Seventh Princess!" Blue Rose slapped Sima Jun twice, "Men are all virtuous, when they see beautiful beauties, their eyes take root on their faces." ”