When I woke up the next day, I was thirsty, and I was still asleep on the bed, so I got out of bed and went to the yard to drink water, scooped up a big scoop of water and drank it.

Suddenly, I noticed a white Jetta parked at the entrance of the courtyard, and I was a little surprised, so I walked over to check.

This is an old Jetta spring, the white paint on the hood has come off, the tires have worn out and the patterns are invisible, I thought to myself, who would drive this kind of broken car in this building.

At this time, Brother Scum came out of the basement yawning, and I looked at him and wondered: "Brother Scum, you don't come out of the stall today?" What time is it? ”

Brother Scumbag sat on a bench in the yard, lit a cigarette, no words, I saw that he didn't speak, he looked thoughtful, and asked: "Brother Scum, whose car belongs to, it seems that no one drives this kind of broken car in our building." ”

Brother Scumbag flicked the cigarette ash, stood up and walked to the car, patted the hood and said, "I borrowed the car." ”

I was a little surprised and said, "Why are you borrowing a car, are you going back to your hometown?" ”

After hearing this, Brother Scumbag said with a wicked smile on his face: "If you don't go back to your hometown, I will stand up for you today and snatch Xinyan back." ”

I looked at the scumbag with wide eyes, could it be that he said last night that there was a way to help me, that is, to drive to the lady.

I hurriedly asked, "Brother scumbag, Xinyan is not in the country now, even if we go to find it, we won't see anyone." ”

"That's all you kid can do? My own women have been snatched away, and I don't hurry up and think of a countermeasure, every day is muddy, and I get angry when I look at it. ”

"Then you can't make trouble, but you will fall into the trap of the old witch, and she will hope to find my handle."

"Don't talk nonsense, if you still want to see your girlfriend, listen to me today, can you still find the old woman's residence."

I thought to myself, although that beautiful place is very hidden, I should be able to find it with a rough memory.

I looked at the scumbag brother and nodded helplessly.

Brother Scumbag rubbed his eyes and said, "Okay, I'll leave after eating in a while." ”

I was a little confused, and asked the scumbag brother again: "Then you don't come out of the stall?" ”

Brother scumbag looked at me loudly and said: "Out of a fart stall, my brother was beaten into this virtue, and when he came back, he sighed, he had nothing to love, I was angry when I looked at it, you go and prepare breakfast, starve me to death." ”

I boiled a few eggs, boiled another pot of porridge, went back to the basement and picked up a few bags of mustard, and ate breakfast in a hurry.

Brother Scum's meal is very large, he can drink five or six bowls of porridge at a meal, and every time he sees him eat, it is very fragrant, which makes him very appetizing.

Sometimes I laugh at the scumbag brother and say: "Are you a pig, how can you eat it so much, and what's even more annoying is that you don't get fat when you eat it." ”

Brother Scumbag smiled and said, "It's not that I can eat it, it's that the bowl of rice is too small, haha." ”

The engine of this car is very noisy, driving on a wide road, the doors and glass are ventilated, I looked at the scumbag brother and said: "Scumbag, where did you borrow this broken car, why don't you borrow one that is a little graded." ”

Brother scumbag stared at me and said: "You see the people around me, which one has a grade, either asking for food or setting up a stall, it's good to be willing to lend it to me, don't pick the fat and pick the thin." ”

Brother Scumbag has a habit of driving, that is, no matter what car in front of him, he wants to overtake, he said that those cars are dangling in front of him, and when he encounters a good car and runs him over, he scolds in a low voice: "Damn, it's amazing to drive a good car." ”

The two of us drove to a service area, and the scumbag asked me to buy two boxes of cigarettes, and when I walked to the door of the service hall, I heard a noise inside.

I hurriedly walked in to check, and it turned out that a drunkard had drunk too much and was making trouble in the service area, and there were several traffic policemen next to him who were trying to persuade him.

This drunkard has a flushed face, dull eyes, a pair of black-rimmed glasses, is about 30 years old, medium build, and if he is not drunk, he looks like a weak scholar.

He shouted with a big tongue: "I'm in pain, hey, I shouldn't let go, she's gone, I don't want anything, I just want her back, you let me go, I'm going to find her." ”

I thought to myself, it turned out that his wife was gone, and he was going to die or live.

The traffic police persuaded: "Sir, you have drunk so much alcohol, we can't let you drive, you are now a drunk driver, we have to follow the law..."

The drunkard roared loudly: "You can't take me away, I haven't found her yet, I'll give you money, let me go." ”

After he finished speaking, he took out a black wallet from his jacket pocket, took out a large handful of 100 yuan bills, about two or three thousand, he stuffed them into the hands of the traffic police, and said with a crying voice: "Comrade policeman, I have so much money, you let me go." ”

The traffic police pushed the money back and said to him in a straight way: "You are not only drunk driving, but now you are suspected of bribing the traffic police, you are guilty of one more crime, and you are waiting to go to jail." ”

After hearing this, the drunkard's body trembled, his eyes were blank, his lips were half open, and he looked at the traffic police tremblingly and said, "No, I can't go to jail, absolutely can't go to jail." ”

He shook his head unconsciously, and muttered softly: "You are all hard-hearted, you have never loved, you don't know what true love is." ”

Suddenly, he shouted hoarsely, "You are all devils, you don't deserve love, and you will never understand me." ”

I thought to myself, another fallen love saint in the world, there must be a reason why his wife is gone, a slap can't be slapped, he is now making a lot of noise without reason, and he can't solve any problems at all, I knew it was so, why bother in the first place, he used to treat his wife better than anything else, where in the world did so many regret pills for him to take.

Seeing this scene, I thought of Xue Xinyan, the girl who just wanted to face the sea and bloom in spring, where is she now.

The drunkard ran to the door after shouting, and I was standing at the door, and several traffic policemen saw this, hurriedly chased after him, shouting: "Stop him, don't let him run." ”

The drunkard was getting closer and closer to me, and I wanted to stop him, but I thought of him so infatuated, miserable, and desperate, so I gave up the idea of stopping him.

I turned sideways and he ran out, and a traffic policeman shouted at me with anger, "Why don't you stop him." ”

After hearing this, I pointed to my head, the eye-catching white gauze was still hanging on my head, and I smiled and said to the traffic police: "I am a patient, I can't overexert myself, or I will fall unconscious." ”

The traffic policeman glared at me and ran out to chase the drunkard.

I bought two boxes of cigarettes, two bottles of mineral water, and two cans of eight-treasure porridge at the counter, and after settling the bill, I walked out of the service hall with a plastic bag.

Brother Scumbag was sitting in the car smoking a cigarette, and when he saw me coming out, he hurriedly asked me: "What happened to the policemen who ran out just now, did anyone rob me?" ”

After hearing this, I smiled bitterly and said, "What is the robbery, a drunkard has drunk too much, crying and crying to find his wife." ”

After hearing this, the scumbag brother said curiously: "Then why did you go to the service area to find his wife, his wife works here?" ”

I handed the plastic bag to the scumbag brother, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and drank a few sips, and said: "He drank too much, the car was stopped by the traffic police when he drove here, he wanted the traffic police to let him go, the traffic police said to let him go to jail, this guy was in a hurry, so he ran out." ”

Brother Scum laughed after hearing this, and suddenly, there was a howl in the parking lot of the service area, and Brother Scumbag and I walked over to check, it turned out that the drunkard was pressed to the ground by several traffic policemen and knocked out with an electric baton.

The drunkard's black-rimmed glasses have disintegrated, he is still holding the car keys in his hand, lying on the ground with his eyes closed, his face is haggard and tired, I looked sad for a while, and said to the scumbag: "Let's go, this is nothing to see." ”

At this time, two police cars drove in the parking lot, flashing dazzling police Deng, several policemen got down from the police car, and the traffic police talked to the police, and two policemen put the drunkard on the car.

Brother Scumbag sighed: "You can't live if you do your own evil." ”

"How do you know that he did the wrong?"

"Isn't it obvious, his daughter-in-law ran away, who is to blame, blame him, if he doesn't drink so much wine and come here to make trouble, the police won't take him away, isn't this a crime?"

"Then maybe his wife is cheating, I don't think this guy is the kind of person who beats and scolds his wife, it's very likely that his wife ran away with someone else."

"Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing hearts, this kind of thing is very complicated, and you can't just look at the surface."

Brother Scumbag looked at me with the eyes of a passer-by, for some reason, after watching this scene, I always felt depressed and very unhappy.

Thinking of the contempt and disdain on the face of that noble lady, my heart was full of deep hatred, people grow and twist and turn, no place is smooth, if she doesn't beat a rake, Xue Xinyan and I may have gone on our honeymoon by now.

Am I so worthless and inactive in the eyes of a noble lady, who wants to live like this, is it my own choice, without that damn mudslide, without that lost eight years, would I have come here, what is the final result, I'm afraid no one can answer me.

Brother Scumbag saw that I was stunned in place, so he urged: "Get in the car, amorous boy, it's important to get down to business, don't worry about it." ”

I drove the second half of the journey, Brother Slag put down the co-pilot's seat, lay there drowsy, I drove very slowly, Brother Slag kept counting me down and said: "At your speed, I won't be able to get there next year"

I smiled and said, "Safety first, life first." ”

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, the two of us entered the city where the old witch lived, but it was still a little difficult to find the suburban villa, I drove around the periphery of the city, and the scumbag brother was so anxious that his eyebrows burned, he looked at me and said, "Do you know where she lives, you are running out of gas in such a circle." ”

I remember that the suburb is very beautiful, there is a big lake, and the greenery is also very good, but there are low houses all around, and there is no shadow of villas at all.

I simply stopped the car, took out my mobile phone, opened the navigation, and looked for a lot with lake, the map showed that there was a lake 70 kilometers away from the city, and I thought to myself, is there such a long way?

An old farmer drove a buffalo over, I hurriedly got out of the car to inquire with him, I looked at the old farmer and said, "Uncle, is there a lake in this vicinity, or a villa built by a rich man?" ”

The old peasant was wearing a gray undershirt with open arms, dark green trousers on the bottom, pulling a pair of black military boards, and carrying a bamboo pole on his shoulder.

He looked me up and down, hoarsely said, "Well, you're talking about Yanhe Lake, which is seventy kilometers away from here." ”

It seemed that the navigation was correct, so I hurriedly thanked him and returned to the car.

Brother scumbag stared at me and said, "Got it?" ”

I smiled and said, "Understood, there are still seventy kilometers." ”

"Then let's go, it's afternoon, I'm starving."

"Why are you always hungry and don't let you do manual work?"

"It's also very physically exhausting to take the car, let's go to the city, eat something, I drank two cans of eight-treasure porridge at noon, and the fart was not used properly."

I shook my head helplessly, the car started to move, the scum brother took out a USB flash drive out of nowhere, and inserted it into the U port of the car, after a while, there was a burst of irritable DJ in the car, the scumbag turned the volume to the maximum, and his body swayed left and right with the rhythm of the music.

I was amused to laugh, I looked at Brother Scum's drunken appearance, and said loudly: "Brother Scum, I can't see that you are usually a wild and unruly person." ”

Brother Scumbag looked at me excitedly and said, "Let me tell you, I liked to dance the most when I was young, and my wife especially appreciated my dancing."

"And then I married you?"

"Yes, I was very personable at that time, and many girls chased me, but I was the one in my family"

"Is your wife too sloppy?"

"Damn, what are you kid talking about being sloppy, I'm desperately trying to earn money to support my family, and she's as happy as a flower now."

The car stopped at the door of a beef noodle restaurant, and the scumbag brother rubbed his stomach and said, "I can eat two large bowls." ”

I smiled and said, "I don't care about you if you eat eight bowls, just don't be able to walk."

The shop was a very simple shop, the owner was an elderly woman, she walked slowly, but her attitude was excellent, and there were two middle-aged men sitting in the shop, one of whom had long hair, skinny and ugly face, and the other was fat and round, and the fat face was hung with horizontal meat, and the two were in stark contrast, one was languishing as if he had overdosed, and the other was full of red light as if he was overnourished.

They ordered two dozen beers, a plate of mapo tofu and shredded potatoes, and drank the wine with taste.

Two bowls of beef noodles were served, and the scumbag picked up the chopsticks and ate them in a big gulp, I saw the fat man take out a stack of paper towels from his pocket, one of which seemed to be wrapped in something.

Brother scumbag looked at me and said, "Why don't you eat it, it won't taste good when the noodles are lumpy for a while." ”

I gestured behind Brother Scumbag, who turned his head curiously, only to see the fat man take out a fly from a tissue and throw it into the mapo tofu.

Then he scolded loudly: "Damn, what kind of shabby shop is this, you can eat flies when you eat, it's disgusting to death." ”

Brother Scumbag put down his chopsticks and turned to look at him.

When the old woman heard this, she hurriedly came over, her face was full of apology and helplessness, and she said to the fat man with a panicked expression: "This brother, I'm really sorry, I cook very cleanly, and it is impossible to run into flies." ”

The fat man raised the horizontal flesh on his face and said loudly, "Then you mean I deliberately threw flies into the dish?" ”

The old woman said helplessly, "This brother, I didn't mean that. ”

At this time, the long-haired man bared his teeth and said, "Then what do you mean, the hygiene in this store is not up to standard, I can go and sue you and let you close the door in minutes." ”

The obese man also followed suit: "That's right, this broken shop will close early, and the province will harm others." ”

The old woman stood there bewildered, her hands clasped tightly together, her expression anxious, and she had nothing to say.

This small shop has no surveillance, which is why these two shameless people chose this place.

The fat man saw that the old woman was silent, so he said: "That's it, we won't sue you anymore, you can give us both free orders for this meal, and pay attention to cooking next time." ”

Brother Scum couldn't bear it, slapped the table hard, stood up and walked towards the fat man, I saw that I couldn't stop him, so I had to follow Brother Scum.

Brother scumbag walked in front of the fat man, stared at him fiercely and said, "Damn, I've touched someone who eats and drinks, but I've never seen such a shameless scum like you." ”

The fat man got up quickly, stared at his eyes the size of soybean grains, looked at the scumbag brother and said, "Where did the wild dogs come from, they bite people everywhere, I am theorizing with the boss, what does it have to do with you." ”

The long-haired man sat there, crossed Erlang's legs, looked at the scumbag brother with disdain and said, "That's right, you are so old, you are in charge of the east and the west." ”

Brother Scumbag was furious when he heard this, he picked up the plate with mapo tofu on the table, slapped the long-haired man in the face, grabbed his hair and dragged him out of the seat, and kicked him in the stomach, the long-haired man snorted, and was about to scold, but Brother Scumbag kicked him in the mouth for the second time.

The red blood was mixed with mapo tofu and changed color, and when the fat man saw this, he picked up a stool and smashed it this way, and I shouted: "Brother scum, be careful." ”

The stool smashed on the back of the scumbag, he bent over and squatted down, I glanced at the scumbag, then picked up the beer bottle on the table and rushed over, the fat man crossed his arms, but helplessly my speed was extremely fast, a bottle was on his shiny head, snapped, the bottle shattered, he howled loudly, covered his forehead with both hands, blood flowed out, dripping onto his fat chest.

When he saw that his head was bleeding, he was even more furious, and he took that heavy step and pounced on me, I didn't have time to dodge, I was pushed to the ground by him, I felt that the fat man had a lot of strength, and if I fought with him, I would definitely suffer.

When I was about to get up, he lifted a stool and threw it at me, I saw this, quickly hugged his fat waist, he threw away the stool, wanted to grab my collar, just about to reach over his hand, I saw that the opportunity came, accurately broke his index finger, he screamed, two steps on his hind legs, I pressed step by step, the index finger in my hand has been deformed by me.

He screamed, "Damn, let me go, damn it"

I punched him in the fat face, and he covered his nose with his other hand, for fear that the bridge of his nose would be broken.

I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the ground, kicking him in the nose and letting out a pig howl.

I saw that he had no ability to resist, so I hurriedly helped up Brother Scum, and asked in a panic: "It's okay, Brother Scum, where is the injury?"

Brother Scumbag said with a big grin: "It's okay, my shoulder hurts a little, just go back and put a plaster on it." ”

I saw that the problem was not big, and came to the side of the fat man, I saw him lying on the ground and scolding, so I reached out and took out the pile of tissues from his lower body pocket, and when I opened it, I was stunned, the tissues were full of flies, these two people were really insidious and cunning, shameless.

I called the old woman over and told her, "Auntie, you can call the police in a moment, hand over the flies in this tissue to the police, and let the police clean up these two brazen people." ”

After saying that, I settled the account and helped the scumbag brother back to the car.