Whenever something unexpected happens, King Kong can't help but burst into "hey, hey, haha" laughter.

What was unexpected this time was that Big Banya coldly lifted the rear reel of the bike. Rear-wheel drive bicycles, once the rear wheel does not touch the ground, no matter how fast you pedal, it is natural that you can't run.

King Kong stopped the car, and turned back with a smile: "I will accept this wave of operation." You can tell me what kind of drama I played. However, declare in advance that the lines must be controlled within 3 sentences, otherwise, I can't be blamed for the bad performance. ”

Criminal policeman Zhao Jiayu glanced at King Kong playfully. His gaze is no sharper than others, but he has a unique ability to make everything under his gaze shine.

So, this young owner understands his so-called "play with me" in this way?

"Uh......" Officer Zhao drove the ground with his feet and explained with difficulty, "Actually, the drama I'm talking about is not the kind that has lights, cameras, and will click and stop. ”

King Kong looked at the person in front of him blankly, and his eyes seemed to care for the mentally retarded.

Officer Zhao was faintly angry, it was really Xiucai who met the soldier: "In this way, you come with me to my car, and I will tell you in detail." ”

King Kong went.

He didn't think that Officer Zhao would kidnap him and murder him. He told him to go, and he went, as simple as that.

The reason why Officer Zhao called King Kong to his car was to isolate the flow of people who came and went, so that his acting plan would be kept absolutely secret. Of course, it is not excluded that King Kong's comprehension ability is limited, and he has to be patient, meticulous, and say it twice.

However, I never expected that where the ability to understand is limited, it is difficult to move an inch. When he said something, King Kong asked "why", and even when he said, "This is the most effective way that I have been thinking about for days", he had to ask "why".

Angry, Officer Zhao grabbed his arm and shook him: "There's no why, um!" No! Remember? Yes? Yes? Yes? ”

King Kong held his breath for a long time, and then said, "Why?" ”

"Ahh

I'm sorry, but it's been years since I've gotten out of control like this.

If it was an hour later, even the two of them were in a hurry, and the two of them were sweating. Finally got the mentally handicapped young owner, Officer Zhao opened the car door and got out of the car in a good mood.

The moment the car door opened, Officer Zhao shouted in his heart!

When did the car get so many people around?

Those young faces pointed at him and didn't say anything, and even said something that was not on the stage like "Che 1 Zhen"?

Hey, don't run, I'm not going to do anything to you, delete the video or photo taken on your phone and run again!

Officer Zhao rushed from place to place, and not a single onlooker caught him. Instead, it fueled their excitement, and they screamed and ran away, as if they were playing a game of cop catching thieves.

But he's a real cop!

What a damage to his image!

Officer Zhao turned his head with a sad look in his eyes. The young proprietor stood beside the car with a blank face, his hands in his trouser pockets, as if it was none of his business.

"You're so stupid." Officer Zhao was a little angry, "Didn't you see those classmates shooting at my car, what else are you talking about......?" he couldn't speak, although he didn't wear a police uniform today. No, they don't wear police uniforms except on days when they have official meetings, are commended, or die for people to admire.

"Do you know them?" The mentally handicapped young owner asked him coldly.

Officer Zhao shook his head.

"They don't know you either."

Officer Zhao was shocked: this is still a senior intellectual retard. It seems to make a lot of sense that you can also use ginseng for Zen meditation. However, they don't know me, so they post it on the Internet, and someone on the Internet knows me, in case my wife ...... Oh, my wife is very busy and doesn't have time to wander around the Internet, but her party A is very idle......

Thinking about it, Officer Zhao smiled. He was so angry. These things are posted on the Internet, and he just finds someone to hack them. Isn't he a colleague in the "Cyber Security Section"?

Even if those people watched the fire from the other side and refused to save him, he still knew, no, his wife knew a great technical master. The name is a little white, but people are really gods.

Thinking of this, Officer Zhao calmed down again, and pointed at King Kong with his hand: "In short, please tell me the dormitory number you selected as soon as possible." I'd like to take a look at the dorm mates. ”

Anyway, I didn't bother to care about King Kong's reaction and drove away from this unfortunate place.

King Kong looked at the direction that Officer Zhao left, followed the car, and chased for a long distance. After a long time, he moved and said, "Trouble." ”

Those students who think they have taken pictures of something terrible want to hang it on the campus forum and create hot topics.

You know, the last hot topic was a workaholic who was stupid and had a lot of money, and he posted on a forum and wanted to find a girlfriend. claimed that as long as he was willing to accompany him on days when he was not on a business trip and help him pass the loneliness, he was willing to give 1-20,000 yuan a month as pocket money.

Really, really, this post is still hanging on the school forum.

I don't know if the school is really open-minded or if it's a forum or something like that, and the leaders don't bother to patronize it.

Now that you have a lesson from the past, it shouldn't be a big deal to post a suspicious video related to the "car".

It's just that the technical support of the forum is a bit terrible. I can't send it no matter how I send it. Not only can't it be sent, but it also led to the Trojan horse coming online, and somehow, the video on my mobile phone can't be opened.

Fortunately, it's not a big thing (the people who come out of the car are not handsome), and it's not an exclusive photo, it's gone, it's gone, and I think I'm unlucky.

The follow-up of this incident came to an end silently.

When King Kong pedaled his bicycle back to the dormitory, two bold ones said, "Brother, I see that your steps are a little weak." ”

King Kong glanced at the two of them with his expressionless expression, and for some reason, the two of them felt a chill in their backs at the same time, and quickly clenched their fists to apologize.

No one dared to mess with King Kong, and as soon as he came, he blatantly occupied a dormitory. Pots and pans set up a small half of the bedroom. Not only will it not attract the dormitory manager to come to the door, but also, their entire floor will be benefited because of him, whether it is the dormitory manager or the student union, they seem to have forgotten the existence of their floor.

He is so special that you have to be blind not to guess that he has a special background.

Since he is not the same kind of person, everyone automatically respects him. But everyone has their own pleasure.

After shaking off the person who tried to strike up a conversation with him, King Kong opened the door and entered his bedroom.

He was a little restless, and after thinking about it, he felt the need to talk to Wang Tong once.

However, when he picked up his phone, he felt that it was not appropriate to just talk on the phone. After hesitating for a long time, he finally made up his mind. He wanted to personally go to Fudan to talk to Wang about the proposal to trouble the police officer.

The car he bought when he went to college had been gathering dust in the garage for a long time.